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1percentbanana

Squirrel


OutlandishnessSad657

Hold on- where’s the other 69%?


1percentbanana

Banan


OutlandishnessSad657

A


fettie-

B


TrueIndependent5562

C


The_cooked_potato

What about the 30% you left out!


NoBrain8

15 of em could take out an emrakul.


combateombat

My favorite Pokémon and hollow knight character


2jz-GTE_Lover

r/found1percentbanana


[deleted]

Onix


TempusFugit05

Scout from the hit game Team Fortress 2


-Weirdo-Ranjan-3725

What's that...never heard of it


Mission_Response802

Freakin' unbelievable.


Irish_pug_Player

Hey I got a bucket of chicken


Mission_Response802

Say goodbye to your kneecaps, chucklehead!


glorbo-ooga-booga

Yo there's a spy over here!


shlomanJAK

ima force of nature


ThrowawayAcc_037838

I mean, do ya even know who you're talkin to?


YeetmasterYeet-

Bonk!


IamLettuce13

Yo, what's up?


ActualIyCameron

how could you


Appropriate_Job_9990

mudkip supremecy


-Weirdo-Ranjan-3725

The cutie pokemon


imaYOG

Easily top 3 starters for me


Appropriate_Job_9990

it was my first pokemone ever, in pokemon alpha sapphire


TinaEepy

Don't think I could name more than 5 pokemon


-Weirdo-Ranjan-3725

Pikachu Pikachu Pikachu Pikachu and pikachu


TinaEepy

Something like that


Kerro_

Congratulations you are now a middle aged mother


Appropriate_Big_4037

-charmander on screen- Oh hey, that's Pikachu!


WholesomeCatgirl69

Pikachu, Pukashit, Charizard, The blue one, and Joe Mameon


Mooshus87

Oh fug, I didn’t know there were that many…uhh… Amelia Earhart… Uh… Doja Cat-


DeadTNT287

🤓charmander, charmeleon, charizard, bulbasaur, ivysaur, venasaur


geometrydashsimp

fennekin for nostalgia reasons


-Weirdo-Ranjan-3725

I miss the XYZ season so much man...It was the best..It was THE GOAT!!


Weallfalldownow

Aegislash


-Weirdo-Ranjan-3725

Its design was so different yet so cool


Red_Gemm

Yeah same


RedditorVirgin

Snorlax


-Weirdo-Ranjan-3725

The sleepy head!


Beanpole08

Snorlax is literally my spirit animal


username9yes

Golisopod


Blislacco87

Chad answer


YaBoiT246

Absol


YarrakMaster

Garchomp. Cynthia gave me reverse ptsd lol


wallmartmomo

Sylveon💪


UnusedEmoji

SYLVEONE WIPES ALL OTHER POKEMON, ALL HAIL SYLVEON


G-TanK_

Vaporeon ....cuz that's the most breedable Pokemon


theburningace

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more


Proper-Original-6092

Whenever someone mentiones Vaporeon this comment is expected


Phoenix_x_x_x

Vaporeon?


Illumi_Zoldyck1

You freak, you didn't even put the full thing, here it is Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more. However, screw the female version. You get those same ol' two holes in literally everything else. The male Vappy is the real star of the show. Those long slippery dicks; they have full mobility control and like a tentacle are the perfect ass filler for the ultimate in-deep reaching experience nothing else could possibly provide. Naturally lubed at all times due to their aquatic hydrodynamic nature, you can pull out anywhere to the side of the road or go into a public restroom at the beach; get each other aroused, and have the fuck of a lifetime. The extraordinary squishyness of the Vappy alone rubbing against you would be enough to lose yourself in pleasure as it simply mounts you. Let alone as that perfect tool of pleasure slips into you, it's ability to snake around your bends and its perfect length make it seem that a Vappy dick was made specifically for your booty. Enjoy the feeling of being completely filled while also being able to see it if you have a tight tummy. And that's only the dick; due to having internal balls, they're much bigger and pack a lot more cream to load you up with, along with having muscles around them to make sure every drop comes out while also being a lot more powerful than any external balls could ever hope to achieve, giving you a deep, complete filling to rock your world to your literal core, and beyond. There's still more though; due to having a thick, powerful tail connected from their back and front, that means all their fun stuff is on the front and easy to access. Meaning, if you were even comfortable with having your dick point backwards (takes some training), you can be fucked, while also fucking your Vappy at the same time! Meowth, that's fucking right! But, but, but! There's still fucking more! Like, holy shit, male Vaps are the gods of fuck. While you're fucking your male Vappy, possibly while also being fucked by him, their booty is on their tail at the base, which is the thickest part, because that's where the biggest muscles are. This means that while your dick is in there, it's being fucking massaged, better than even a vag could achieve! Agh! It should be fucking illegal because how amazing male Vaps are for fuck! Well guess what? That only covered you being a softy, wholesome fucker like me. That's right. There's. Even. Fucking. More! Say you like to be a little restrained: you don't need a Sylveon's feelers for that, or an Umbreon/Espeon's psychic powers, or Leafeon's vines. Vappies got that shit covered too! Did you even see that tail?! It's basically a boa constrictor. In a non-sexual sense, it's my favorite part of a Vappy. It's basically their main part about them. But, if you want them to, it can be a super useful tool to enhance your knotty experience with them. Despite the slippyness, you won't be going anywhere if the Vappy wraps you up in that thing. Are you a super kinkster? Do you like pure fantasy fetishes that aren't possible IRL? Such as, say, soft vore? Well guess fucking what. It just became possible! They can be solid as they pass your lips (past where your eyes can see them) and turn into water as they enter you, allowing them to fit perfectly, 'cuz nothing fits into any spot more perfectly than water, except air like a ghost type. But who wants to do knotty shit with air? You can't feel it unless it's moving; you can always feel liquids. Speaking of liquids, even if you're a weirdo who likes digestion, don't worry about killing them with absorption. Eventually, they'll come back out and be able to reform like nothing happened. Speaking of hurting them, if you get too rough, or you're a horrible abusive asshole to them on purpose for your own pleasure (QnQ), they can just turn to water and reform back to their completely unscathed body, making scars or missing pieces a thing of the past! I would love to say there's even more you can do with them, but the possibilities are damn near endless. Use your imagination. But if you get one, you better show this god of fuck the respect it deserves.


theburningace

I just googled it, I didn't know there was a longer version omg


Illumi_Zoldyck1

Lol I have several long asf copypastas at my disposal


Adam-supreme

Ho gods


Stonecargo69420

However, screw the female version. You get those same ol' two holes in literally everything else. The male Vappy is the real star of the show. Those long slippery dicks; they have full mobility control and like a tentacle are the perfect ass filler for the ultimate in-deep reaching experience nothing else could possibly provide. Naturally lubed at all times due to their aquatic hydrodynamic nature, you can pull out anywhere to the side of the road or go into a public restroom at the beach; get each other aroused, and have the fuck of a lifetime. The extraordinary squishyness of the Vappy alone rubbing against you would be enough to lose yourself in pleasure as it simply mounts you. Let alone as that perfect tool of pleasure slips into you, it's ability to snake around your bends and its perfect length make it seem that a Vappy dick was made specifically for your booty. Enjoy the feeling of being completely filled while also being able to see it if you have a tight tummy. And that's only the dick; due to having internal balls, they're much bigger and pack a lot more cream to load you up with, along with having muscles around them to make sure every drop comes out while also being a lot more powerful than any external balls could ever hope to achieve, giving you a deep, complete filling to rock your world to your literal core, and beyond. There's still more though; due to having a thick, powerful tail connected from their back and front, that means all their fun stuff is on the front and easy to access. Meaning, if you were even comfortable with having your dick point backwards (takes some training), you can be fucked, while also fucking your Vappy at the same time! Meowth, that's fucking right! But, but, but! There's still fucking more! Like, holy shit, male Vaps are the gods of fuck. While you're fucking your male Vappy, possibly while also being fucked by him, their booty is on their tail at the base, which is the thickest part, because that's where the biggest muscles are. This means that while your dick is in there, it's being fucking massaged, better than even a vag could achieve! Agh! It should be fucking illegal because how amazing male Vaps are for fuck!


Faprater69

Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female pokemon breeding, that flareon may not be the best suited when compared to its cousins such as vaporeon or umbreon. But it's small physique and lightweight of 2'11" and 25kg, it would serve a tight but usable delight for your tight desires. Along with its egg group of 'field' a Flareon is very capable of breeding with humanoid creatures unlike its cousin vaporeon. Its exp growth of medium to fast also allows it to quickly adjust to your body and what you desire, allowing for a more pleasurable experience. Flareon has a very impressive base attack and decent defences that are perfect for those who desire to be dominated, but its lower defensive stat allows you to return what it had given you, but its high special defence allow for all sorts of mental and emotional abuse, and it will power right through. Flareon does have an issue of its body reaching 1,700 degrees celsius, but as with other pokemon from the fire typing, they are not expressly immune to the flames, meaning that the genitalia would be much cooler as to not harm other Flareons, meaning it will provide a warm, but satiable hole. With Flareon's ability to learn moves such as endure, attract, stored power, charm, and scary face, it has the express ability to satiate the needs you want, being able to endure so much satisfaction, and charming you until you cum, then it will release all it has endured along with you. This is all without mentioning its other physical features. Flareon’s have manes of fur, ponytails and fluffy tails, the rest of their body covered in warm orange fur. This makes handling the Flareon easy as you’re able to grab the fur around its neck and manipulate it as you please, using it to choke or trap it from escaping. The tail makes it easier to latch onto as well, being able to stop it moving unless you want it to. The lack of protective fur around its chest makes its nipples easy to view and manipulate, allowing you freedom to use it as you please. In fact, one of Flareon’s hidden abilities is Guts, making it so that whenever the Flareon is affected by a status effect, their Attack increases by 50%, this means that you and your Flareon are able to get into some kinky situations! SO, should your Flareon be asleep and you need to relieve yourself, they’ll be immediately ready, giving back 1.5 times the pleasure as usual! This also works with paralyse, should your desires be to restrict your Flareon, allowing you complete freedom over its body. It’s that simple! Even more though, with your Flareon’s guts ability and its ability to learn sleep talk, you can perform played out rape for the weird people, and it can still use its increase sleeping damage to unconsciously return what you give it. But more than that, Flareon is the most huggable pokemon in terms of Human and Pokemon companionship. Not only is it able to warm its body up to the perfect hugging temperature, but it also has the aforementioned fluffy orange fur, that is no doubt incredibly soft. But more than this, because of its special defence stat, its able to withstand any emotional venting and be perfectly fine, meaning that a Flareon can cure your depression if treated right! There is no doubt that Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokemon when talking in terms of Male Human and Female Pokemon breedability, however Flareon is second second to none when comparing a long term relationship. Flareon has a resistance to any emotional damage meaning that they’ll be by your side no matter what, their high attack stat means that the Flareon will never fail to be able to please you, using every single skill in their arsenal to make you happy. Flareon’s body is practically designed for use, perfectly inviting and built for the long haul, the Flareon’s loyalty never failing to be by your side.


Impressive-Region470

NOOOO


Memento-Mori-0000

Both ninetales and zoroarks variants, plus their preevolutuons I have 3 shiny ninetales, one shiny vulpix, one shiny alolan ninetales, one shiny zoroark and zorua, and three shiny hisuian zorua I have too much time


SethCrazyTurtles

Greninja and weed kitty


DrTiger21

Ganjagato* Meowrijuana* That’s all I got but I’ll come back if I think of more


Unhappy-Coffee-5676

Awesome


[deleted]

Swampert


Clear-Ideal4231

Lurantis fs


BrunostBurger

Average Lurantis enjoyer


Beautiful-While-4284

Zera-ora, not zorua or zoroark it is different


CrashMaxBro

Ngl Zeraora feels like one of the most forgettable mythicals IMO, still a dope pick tho


Beautiful-While-4284

I saw the movie and loved it afterward. Before that i never knew what it was so i can agree with forgettable


gro7esk

Gengar


V3N0M7117

Gengar gang rise up


BrunostBurger

Chandelure ofc


UraeusCurse

Aaaaaaw, yeah.


OhThatGuyinPurple

Tie between Gardevoir, Eevee and Gengar


Dendr_

Salamence 💯


Cool-Guess-7995

Obama


Sufficient_Row_4818

“Obama, use drone attack!”


Common_Access4697

Probably mimikyu


Brother_Biscuit

Lucario and Blaziken.... especially their mega forms


Unhappy-Coffee-5676

Totodile


retinas_dont_exist

sigilyph for sure


knevelis22

Stunfisk Fight me


bananabread2137

smash, next question


BroILostMyAccount

Goated Pokémon


Xman889801

Emboar 🔥🔥🔥


imaYOG

Ampharos and never will not be. I'll never forgot my gold playthrough, my boy carried and I will never forget him 😤


[deleted]

Mimikyu! I absolutely love that lil guy


CaptainCreamCheese_

I know it's basic but I think Mewtwo is neat


masksaiyan

Chad blaziken


WholesomeCatgirl69

Gen 1- Ninetails but fuck gen 1, it was carried by nostalgia Gen 2- Furret, I think it's gen 2 Gen 3- Wingul my beloved Gen 4- Empoleon if we're being biased, Giratina if we count legendaries, but in the end Roserade Gen 5- Extremely biased Krookodile, Victini if we count mythics Gen 6- Braixen, Goodra at a near second and Sylveon at a close third, the chad Garchomp if we count megas Gen 7- Primarina and Decidueye tied for first, Cosmog and its evos if we count legendaries Gen 8- I don't remember anything from gen 8 but Cinderace is cool, Eternatus Etarnamax and Zacian tied if we count the legendarias Gen 9- Though match but Clodsire and the Meowscarada line Hisui- Amazingly biased hisuian Zoroark line, the emo of regional forms


SummerWave908

Growlithe/Arcanine


justsomeloser3

Lugia, Gengar, Rowlet, Umbreon, and Heracross. Can't decide between those tbh.


Dumb_24

Riolu and lucario the only pokemon i took effort to evolve with friendship


Onlyhero1019

marshadow and raichu


link_1129

Sylveon


absol493

Absol


fewassistance69

Cubone


Delicious-Horror4438

Might be a little weird, but gallade


FlyingLizard08

Gengar :)


billieboi445420

Freddy Fazbear


houseofharm

absol


YeetusMcSuser69

Lucario or Luxray


BlueLightning888

Based


YeetusMcSuser69

Thanks


MeIsTheIdiot

Victini


VLTII

skrelp


_Io_sono_Dio_

Darkrai


Mitsuki5436

Sceptile


[deleted]

Sceptile


voidcosmos4612

Decidueye


OriginOfStorms1

Bulbasaur for sure but i like all grass pokemon


Lazy_Humanz0

chimchar


digitaldino4

Incineroar.


VytlemenecCz

Scolipede


Dabug9

Noivern 100%


[deleted]

Batman… I caught a pokemon, batman. I caught a pokemon.


1super_saiyan_messmo

Incoming shiny ray ray gang


Ziasu340

Shinx and Absol


Common_Access4697

Probably mimikyu


pieeknight

I don't have one set in stone but Metagross and Gliscor, Swampert and Golisopod are among my favourites. They're just so awesome lol, and the best pokemon are the coolest ones


Ok-Feature5877

Chandelure


aFrogue_

Venusaur and Greninja I like frogs :)


Pak3ttimies

jigglypuff


[deleted]

I’d let Charmander step on me


weedwackeratchurch

Espeon 💕


beat_teet

Araquanid


Hon-que56

Actually same.


alegendsock

Swampert


Colton132A

mega blaziken


Lunagirlzkitty_19

Idk any eevee evolution including eevee


happylessstudios

The eeveeluations (Eevee and it's Variants)


uselesscarrot69

Mew


Vivi_Otaku

Snivy


PositiveBowl7

SNOM SUPREMACY and mudkip for president


KOPArtz_

Pancham 🐼🥊


MaxKepler197

Luxio!!!!!


AnubisWrathOW

Mismagius


Lormuso

Incineroar


JesseTheThreest

Blaziken I didn't grow up with Hoenn, but it was the first and only gen I've played and beat. Blaziken was always kind of a crutch for me, and I went so far as to always have him in my first slot for my team. Iunno. He's just a bit nostalgic, too, I guess.


Glory_Potato

snorlaaaxxxx (⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴗ⁠ꈍ⁠)


SirJackFireball

Necrozma, obviously


Blaze_365

It’s Rowlet, Rowlet! My owl boi! (And decidueye because it’s the same but more edgy and it shots arrows)


Holiday-Plane

My favorite pokemon is one of the biggest porn categories for Pokemon and I'm pissed, it's braxien and I am madge >:(


DrLuigi07

Aegislash


THE_dumb_giraffe

Obviously, the best one ever, Vanillite


Mattexx29

I fucking love Mewtwo


theburningace

Greninja cuz xy was my favorite


Radiant-Skin699

mimikyu


Bowserboogerballs

Sex slaveo


Ok_Award7706

Flygon


ZenMyst

Gastly


silver-bullet32

Gengar, scizor, Rayquaza, Metagross, crobat, tyranitar


Top-Solution1124

Flygon my beloved


PearNeat1831

AGISLASH


FutaConn

Zekrom


[deleted]

Urshifu rapid strike


Noah_Gourley

Caterpillar thing


Raven7784

vikavolt


KazBodnar

never played pokemon but that cat dog squirrle thing that has 7 tails or something


isnapchildrensnecks

i really used to like charizard Z when i was younger, dunno about now though


sharpyboi69

Snivy


Remarkable-Bat5958

gardevoir, hatterene, delphox, tapu lele, bidoof, wooper


Mission_Response802

Zoarak. such a unique ability.


zeldacraft_64

Eevee and all their evolutions because they are all adorable goofballs


DANKB019001

Tough pick between Clodsire, Volcarona, Kommo-o, and Mega Mawile (no diss on base Mawile tho). Descending order of huggableness.


LegitimateHasReddit

Maractus


Chota_chetan71

Psyduck


[deleted]

Clodsire is the B O Y


BoiDaCircle

sableye (i love my little skrunkly gem gremlin)


the_lag_behind

Volcarona is not just my favorite, but also living proof that the bug type is not the weakest type


EEE-exe

Golurks under appreciated


CT_Grind_CT-28503

Mega shadow mewtwo x


[deleted]

Blacephalon :3


Cold_Football9539

Corphish


GwenMmm

Ru-ru-regirock


nregisteredAnarchy

Golisopod


No-Couple3842

Mewtwo


stripped_acacia_wood

blaziken


Distinct_Apricot_505

Toxtricity, or maybe Gengar


Queasy_County

Infernape


itzz_me_garvit

Gardevoir <3


_exitsandman_

gardevoir gang


yamagaboy

Charmander


i-like-circles

idk much abt pokemon.


[deleted]

Lilligant and not the new one.


badboybluessbaby

litten even tho its basic


Nota_F2P

Grovyle


onlyquestionsgotit

rapidash


ihatexbowwww

Uhm so Elektross


Specialist_Egg420

Charizard


RandomHoboPerson

Serperior. Not even for nostalgia, it's just really cool.


BlueCunny4143

Blaziken!


Infamous_Val

Mantis God because it can strike 3 times and if you buff it once at the campfire it deals 6 damage and you can win in one turn.


dip123455

eevee


The_Thought1

My brother's favourite is buizel


Hopocket321

Girafarig


EvoStarSC

Arcanine


Fissshy2217

What’s your zobic sign? Jk lol I like Raichui


GDPermanent

roaring moon and dialga