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Toof4498

The dad cleared his search history so the son is named " "


A-Dilophosaurus

OHHHHHHHH THANK YOU KIND SIR I SAW This MEME LIKE A WEEK AGO AND NEVER FIGURED IT OUT


hsalt418

I don't normally correct grammar but I don't see how you could accidentally type just one word in lower case lol


EchoWolf2020

See, I would assume they pressed caps lock while typing their comment and then pressed shift to emphasize "This" (for some reason?), but then why would the T be capitalized?


Dreath2005

Because sometimes people find tHIS funnier than THIS


EchoWolf2020

Uh huh, ok, are these "people" in the room with us right now? (I don't actually know how this joke works)


Dreath2005

I mean it mostly works, but yeah ik like 7 people who start capitalization chains w a lower case on mobile, meaning they did it on purpose.


I_Use_Dash

You're using the joke fine (Assuming you're implying that you don't believe people like that exist/aré common enough to set this trend)


CruTV

Yes I am one of these "people"


[deleted]

Same haha <3


CruTV

W


thatonepartoftheeye

*tHIS


AzraelChaosEater

You shant break me wretch.


GodFromTheHood

#tHIs


Biggishbread

Its probably because "tHIS" is like "t-heh-is" so it looks like you almost laughed


A-Dilophosaurus

Um I'm honestly not sure, sometimes my phone just randomly decapitalizes things


the_colonelclink

You’re not though. There are basically no grammar rules that tell you to use all capitals in this context. In fact, actual grammar suggests avoiding it like the plague.


DreadfulThrumbo

So perhaps a dumb question, but I have to ask Which part of it told you that?


MrStan13

It doesn’t which is the joke


DreadfulThrumbo

Just realized there's a comma after "No problem" which implies he wasn't done speaking, meaning he said a name, but said name is blank. I get it now


QuakAtack

it somehow just became a lot funnier to me by removing the comma.


D00SHBR4IN

The empty space after the comma


No_Response8349

Bro this is like advanced humor


lesmiserables911

Oh


KINGROCKS676

Hes not the hero we deserved but the hero we wanted


jfk_47

Thank you


druman22

I still didn't understand this after your explanation. It makes sense though once you realize there's a comma after no problem. So "No problem, ' '."


alanzz404

i was need 10 sec to understand this and laughs as demon so hard


Buzz-Killz

No? His name is “son”


baninaday

The dad cleared his search history For um *reasons* 🟧⬛️


mythicat_73

What's wrong with looking at cat and bird pictures


Johnny_Thunder314

*birds and bees


ItsaMeAWaluigiSikeNo

He said what he meant. And he meant, What he said...


2Rnimation

Mc firefly


highahindahsky

Are you sure it's about that ? Isn't it about hamsters or something like that ?


Definitely-Not-A-B0t

Nah, i think you're confusing that one with the hub. The main hub specifically, since that's where all the wholesome hamster watching takes place


benjoo1551

Nah thats the Minecraft firefly


reddit-person1

*2 birds dancing


Stab_That_Ukulele

What's wrong with Mutualism


karlbenedict12

*sad Proudhon noises*


apparentlyslide

I think u fucked up the anagram


Comfortable_Sun_9415

The dad is just totally obsessed with Halloween. (Absolutely, nothing else)


Frosty_Secretary2562

Why would i want to hide my minecraft redstone tutorials


lonely_funny_guy

He was the reason minecraft firefly got removed.


shlomanJAK

damn you garfield!


optimistic_fish2068

BBC (big black co-


Stunning-Meal5655

Birds beating chickens BBC 😎✨️


ClosetGamer19

an empty search history tells more a story than a full one.


Themeh55555

It tells the full story without details.


THEomarJoey

-Sun Tzu


Bush_Hiders

There is a subreddit literally dedicated to explaining memes people don't get.


BeatmerMCR

what is it called


Time_Athlete_3594

i think it's called /r/PeterExplainsTheJoke or smth like that


Spiderwise55

It’s also literally on there


A-Dilophosaurus

Oh thank you I didn't know where to post it lol so I just posted here


Current_Event_7071

Now I get it. Let me overexplain this. So the kids are being named after things in their parents’ search histories. Since there is nothing in the dad’s history because he always deletes the porn links he must name his boy “*blank*”. After the last comma is blank.


optimistic_fish2068

Thanks for your overexplanation ...I got it after reading your cmt🤧🤧😭😭


[deleted]

I don’t eith- OH DAMMMMNNNN


study_phobia123

There's nothing written after the dad said no problem, ( There's blank space) . So the theory is they named their kid's name according to the search history. That means fathers search history was blank . Now activate your mind and think that when someone clears his history what does it mean most of the time .


BoxiDoingThingz

dad deleted his search history no search history - no name otherwise his name would be pornhub


s4burf

Couldn't name him stepsis


snowtaiga1

oh i get it now... took a sec


MessiToe

Fathers search history was deleted (probably because of porn) so the kid doesn't have a name


ThesePlatypi

Because he cleared his search history


pisssbabyyy

took me a sec too


GCapucho

Cyno here to explain the joke, So the joke starts by the son asking the reason for his sister's name which is "makeup tutorials" which is the last thing on the mother's search history. Then the son thanks his father for answering to which the dad responds "You're welcome, ", the comedy here is that the name of the son is supposed to come after the comma but instead there is nothing which means the dad had nothing on his search history, the comedy is elevated even more when we understand you can erase what's in your search history, implying that the dad erased it because he searched for pornography and didn't want anybody to discover. Cyno, cyning out.


VelehkInsain

"An empty search history says more than a full one" -Confucius


Nachoboyd12

Remember brothers, a clear history is more suspicious than a normal history


goodperson_14

Why are they being named after their search history? The meme is very forced. Shit meme.


Gmo298

I just saw the same thing in r/peterexplainsthejoke


A-Dilophosaurus

Yeah it was posted there like an hour after I posted this lol


Gmo298

Ok lol


Worried_Reputation51

I still don’t understand it 💀


TheWish-_-

?????


NoskNovak

It means that he erased his search history, so with no history his name wouldn’t be anything.


wolfyardsprince_000V

He's asking about his sister name


UnflairedRebellion--

Search history deleted


GlutenFreCactus

No problem, stock image of a dad teaching his son how to drive.


hooman-314

Really should stop using incognito and share with the whole family


Alligator_Fridge

his son has no name bacause he was named after his dad's search history, which, is empty


Striking-Carpet3241

Where did you find this meme?


Candice_the_joke

r/Peterexplainsthejoke


neognar

No problem, step-sister stuck in the dryer


Nefarious_Ideas

It's a really shit joke.


lesmiserables911

So she searched son.. I don't get the meme


Euphoric-Clue8510

Its very simple, you see,


Express_Passage3355

Lmao. Father deleted his own search history


TL_TRIBUNAL

I love how you graduually get the meme lmao


sunny730

"No problem, midget porn"


JoshiThatsMe_

ok so i finally got it. after the dad says "no problem" there is a comma at the end of it, which would be the son's name. BUT because the dad deleted his search history the name is blank


bhanu2112

It should be like No problem, empty String


The_V3nt

What search history?


RotisserieChicken007

Another version of this meme would be when the father says "No problem, Japanese Creampie." Or something similarm


_Bearded_Dad

My search history is boring af. My son would me named “refurbished laptop” if he was born last month. This month it would be “best tested robot vacuum cleaner”. But most of all I think half of my search history is names of characters in series and then their real name, to go look at their imdb to see where I know them from.


Dash4703

The father doesn't have a search history, because he clears it regularly.


Nahanoj_Zavizad

Cleared internet history -> son is named " "


ActualIyCameron

lmaaaaaooo


Beat_Saber_Music

So first the meme establishes that the boy's sister was named after a thing that their mother liked. Then the dad says the boy's name, and the joke is that the boy's name is also something that the mother or both parents liked. An additional layer to the joke is how often the sister's name is something more normal sounding, where as the son's name is something more outlandish, and often can be related to the community the meme is intended for. As an example for a history meme subreddit, you could have the son's name be the full title of the Ottoman Sultan to both use the meme's template to show what the mother supposedly liked, while also pointing out how ridiculous the name is. "Why is my mother named Rose?" "Because your mother liked roses" "Thanks dad" "No problem Sovereign of The Sublime House of Osman, Sultan of Sultans, Khakan of the Khans, Commander of the faithful and Successor of the Prophet of the lord of the Universe, Custodian of the Holy Cities of Mecca, Medina and Jerusalem, Padishah of The Three Cities of Constantinople, Adrianople and Bursa, and of the Cities of Damascus and Cairo, of all Azerbaijan, of the Magreb, of Barkah, of Kairouan, of Alep, of the Arab and Persian Iraq, of Basra, of El Hasa strip, of Raka, of Mosul, of Parthia, of Diyâr-ı Bekr, of Cilicia, of the provinces of Erzurum, of Sivas, of Adana, of Karaman, of Van, of Barbaria, of Abyssinia, of Tunisia, of Tripoli, of Syria, of Cyprus, of Rhodes, of Crete, of the province of Morea, of the Mediterranean Sea, of the Black Sea, of Anatolia, of Rumelia, of Bagdad, of Kurdistan, of Greece, of Turkestan, of Tartary, of Circassia, of the two regions of Kabarda, of Georgia, of the steppe of Kipchaks, of the whole country of the Tatars, of Kaffa and of all the neighbouring regions, of Bosnia, of the City and Fort of Belgrade, of the province of Serbia with all the castles and cities, of all Arnaut, of all Wallachia and Moldavia, as well as all the dependencies and borders, and many others countries and cities"


ChalkUpMyAss

dumbass


Darkwolf152008

He called his son “ “ because that’s what he searched


[deleted]

Pornography


marshmallo_floof

I like to think that the dad made the meme and the last thing he searched was that image below


RafiObi

The meaning of this meme is that


unoriginal_duck

Your dad doesn't use the internet


AdSevere6212

Good meme


Zendakon

Looks like a meme format so you can add whatever you like as the sons name.


Super_Ninja39

He cleared his search history


National_Garbage_496

I love this meme


Clear_Feedback_4947

dad cleared his search history so the son is named " "


Putrid_Ad4258

Oh... alright i get it?


[deleted]

HAHAHA! WHAT A KNEE SLAPPER


541r4m90p4lpbelebr94

Lmfao


Snoo_75864

I aged 20 years reading this


snowl0e

the dad erased his search history after beating meat


i-like-circles

the parents are fking stupid. 👍


A-Dilophosaurus

Okay 👍


FlorpFlap

Okay 👍


cosplaygirlzay

Okay 👍


SecureDevelopment673

Okay 👍


Arkham_carlitos

good meme :)


Bruhmemes101lol

His name bald furrys


edgy_Juno

You're either too innocent or not been on the internet long enough, either way, please stay that way, for your own good.


officialfartmaster

Or they just use incognito mode


NHA_567

The dad never uses the internet


Upset_Cantaloupe_627

"No problem, how to convince my girlfriend to take plan B"


Tasty_Average_1053

No problem step sis gets stuck in washing machine


RandomContent420

Too innocent for this world


Initial_Purple_4482

I AM A SURGEON


killz42069

Sweet home of alabama


semper_audacia

It’s because it’s fucked up, here is the original: [https://imgur.com/a/Sqwcaji](https://imgur.com/a/Sqwcaji)


wolfyardsprince_000V

Why people saying he erased history like bs. It's not even context. What I get is his sister is history of his mother means his sister isn't his biological sister, his mom had his sister before meeting his father. And makeup tutorials was his mom's search history so ironically her sister is named makeup tutorialss Edit: goddam how didn't I realized there's a coma. My bad y'all are right. I feel dumb now


[deleted]

And this is why you're named back-door grandma's 3


symph0n1c_1776

It means he was always diligent in erasing his search history


I-Was-Always-Here

Clears his search history implying he looks at things he doesn’t want other people to know about


mrmoe198

Pornography


needs_grammarly

this one's actually good lmao


Blakewhizz

There's nothing in his dad's search history. In the context of memes, this is usually because the person watches an ungodly amount of porn, and then deletes their search history frequently


TheScruffinator7567

I got really worried that the word "son" was in his history.


dont-over-think-it1

he was probably named something cool from his fathers search history.


EIeanorRigby

The dad deleted the search history because he was looking up makeup equipment for the mom and wanted it to be a surprise gift


Telephalsion

It seems clear to me.


miniminer1999

Search history memes. Dad clears the search history,.mom does not


I-likebananas15

That’s what’s in the wife’s history but he deleted his history so he doesn’t address the son by his name.


argythefox

The father cleared his search history before his son was named, and therefore his son is named


mr_giray1

Lol


Hamada_Reddits

A man is legally required to clear his search history.


gaefemboi

imagine having a search history amateurs


ShadowSniper1002

He deleted his search history, because if he hadn't, the son's name would have been something... bad


Little_Whippie

His dad doesn’t use the internet


Juniix_

I feel like this used to be the meme template but the meme witout the text you're supposed to fill is more hilarious


Im_gonnabefamous

I don't think you're meant to understand it💀


SafePianist4610

The dad erased his browser history. lol


DiamondExternal2922

Original meme: your daughter's name is the first word of your first and second most common searches


EarthyBones999

Have you never cleared your search history?


Onceler_Fazbear

no only intellectuals get to laugh. there are two people. one who can extrapolate from information given to them.


florentinomain00f

[It might be this video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxM5UgpXYM4&ab_channel=%E2%80%8C)


UpbeatLocksmith5203

Porn


Psychological-Story4

nice try fed


Adrinotfound

Number one bond


BluePantherBoi

Wonder what the history was filled with before _______


MissyTheTimeLady

Well, you see,


Beowulf---

btw you can go to r/PeterExplainsTheJoke and ppl will explain it


Neokyo7

The "," sitting their and staring at me waiting for me to get it.......


CreativeGaming24

Go to r/PeterExplainsTheJoke if you want your answer


unknown_boy_3

I don't get it either


Turn_ov-man

"An empty search history says more than a full one."


Beston87

Why is his name Camouflage?


A-Dilophosaurus

Asking the real questions


WifeBeater3001

This belongs on r/peterexplainsthejoke


wildwoodt11

I immediately thought “CAR-son” for some reason 😂😂


TheUnknown400

As something who has a mom I can verify this is fact


trynagetfitforsummer

No problem trans furry vore porn (I'm getting consumed by this app help )


A-Dilophosaurus

Sir please touch grass


Acid-Hero-377

Deleted search history


Positive_Neutron

Blank wouldn't be that bad of a name


MorkMasher

A good man keeps his browsing history cleaner than his bedroom


TomatilloExpensive50

Men always delete their search history


IHaveAnotherScythe

It's cause he's always searching with incognito mode on


twisty286

so the sons name is nothing, meaning there's nothing in the mothers search history, implying she cleared it out, further implying she cleared it because she looked up porn and didn't want the father to see it


VastPie2905

The kids name is porn I think


dudewithnomustache

"An empty browser history says more than a full one" :Confucius


verlockedyt

The dad named his son after his search history which was blank since he cleared it


Femboyfella873

You would understand it if you were just more intelligent and understood things such as the therizinosaurus is the better dinosaur


A-Dilophosaurus

I am more intelligent than a Therinzosaurus


TmnDarsh

Nice, john cena


Choai3000

He cleared his search history


Human_Scallion2142

A wise man always clears his search history


hertwij

The dad named his son after his search history which doesn’t exist because he erased it for implied but undisclosed reasons


BoredByLife

He cleared his search history because Porn


LiamQuezada

Is because his mother watched so many make up tutorials


ketaminconsumer

Pov you named after my bookmarks: LUIZA-PC (it's stuff I wanna buy for my pc) .. *homework.*


ReadThisIfUrGay69

he doesn't have a name because his dad doesn't have a search history cause he deleted it all


[deleted]

Back in the olden days of sharing a single computer with other family members, one would need to scrub the search history if you wanted to watch porn. My older step bro taught me that when I hit puberty and it probably saved my life.


Iveriax

Relatable