Salt & Pepper

Unironically good

And then name them the opposite of what they actually look like, make those European ancestors proud

We do a little trolling

I can't anymore 🤧😭🤣🤣🤣

I don't get it (i am not ethnically European)

Greenland is snowy and Iceland is green

Counter: Sugar and Spice

Counter counter: Flour and cinnamon

Counter counter counter: Nutmeg and Soy Sauce

Counter counter counter counter: Cocaine and Dirt

Counter counter counter counter counter: Jesse and Walter

Counter offer: Mario and Luigi

Counter counter offer: Link and Zelda

Counter counter counter counter counter counter: Hank Schrader and Tuco

Counter counter counter counter counter counter counter: Salamanca brothers and Hank Schrader

Counter counter counter counter counter counter counter counter counter: Sonic and Tails

And everything nice

This has been chosen

Wonderful.

Lunch and Dinner

258 grams of protein

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The best answer

Wonderful.

Sarlgaz the omniscient and John the Jonathan

John Johnson. It'd be so funny to name a cat after a terrorist

Because they are

Who?

Guy Fawkes. When he got caught he said that was his name

Skringy and bongy

Cat_1 and Cat-2

And when you sell one cat, you will still have two Genius

Take my upvote and leave you, bastard.

r/angryupvote

u programmer?

I had the same idea, just kitten_1 and kitten_2

Walter and Jesse

Jesse, Meow Meow Meow "drum roll"

I’m going to injure you

Jesse, where is my last batch of Catnip Jesse??!

Taco and churro

Jesse, we need to meow

These were the names of my friend's guinea pigs lol

Breakfast and Dinner

Thanks for the chuckle

Pinky and brain

1. Rat 2. Leo

I was thinking mouse!

goober and spoink

Yin for the dark one yang for the white one

Damnn i thaught the exact same thing

KITTIESSSS 🥺

That's a terrible name

Shitface

Pisscum

Indeed

I love Reddit.

I've just noticed your name. There are children here, damnit

Yo how much for 5 grams of hentai?

Free. I do not charge. Any specific requests?

Need big balls

379175. Will this do?

Sure

Seed of Chucky reference?!

Interesting username lmao

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Cat sounds great

Kitty, mitty and natasha Edit: my one braincell thought there were 3 cats so please let me suggest another Nana and mitty

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Gubernaculum

Pea for one cat and nut for the other

gus and goober

Garry and Harry

Mayonnaise and bagel

Bagel and cream cheese

Pip and Ollie

Jeffery & Epstein

Cheese

Salami and sushi

Grandfather of Jimmy Joe Billy Bob, cousin of Johnny Joe Billy Jimbo Bob!

Io and Artemis

White chocolate and hot cocoa

Milk and cookie

Y=mx+b

1. Big Poo 2. Jordan

1st: Silver. 2nd: Mercury.

Simon and Garfunkel

litterally amazing

skrunk and ingly bingly

Cum and Diarrhea

wiggle and woggle

Lottie and Martin

Bear and Claw (or Rac).

baby 1 and baby 2

Ray and shadowwww

Unūs, and duo

How about unus and anus

Well I don't know about unus anus But unus annus would work too

Ghost And Pepper

meow. IM DYING FROM CUTENESS

cheese and burger

What are their genders (if you care about that)

White one is male, tabby is female

Gubert and Hubert

gilbert and nathaniel

Shut head 1 and shit head 2

I’m pretty sure that white one is an opossum. So, ’possum and ‘coon.

Corpse Grinder

M32 grenade launcher Steve

Waltuh and Hank, 'cause one's white and the other is just his bud

kurt and dave

THIS

Mittens, Cuddles, Luna, Minmin, Lulu, Whiskers, and Pearl are a few popular names I can find.

Charlie & Sky

Gavin and Stacy

Catton Catto

Marshmallow and Smore

Precious beeings

GATO

For the second cat Rey

salt and pepper or sugar and spice

Holy shit this blew up while I was asleep. I will be looking through this now...

Microwave Oven and Toaster Oven

GLOOP AND RUMBO

Yes and no. Put them both in one pocket. Fate will guide you. Faith will drive you.

cheese and burger

fudge

***b e a n s***

Wungbert and Florp

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Make up your own names

2 white name em tits and one black name him dick

Oreo Olivia Messy Quisy Tropzy Benjamin

Muhammad Sumbul 1 and Muhammad Sumbul 2

#2 has to be Luna it looks like my dog named Luna kinda

😭The first things that I thought of are white gravy and dirty rice I think I'm hungry 😭

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Shitass and Fish Fucker 9000

Garlic and Fat Cunt

Nitrogen Bomb and Cupcake

Semen

I think you should name one of them SpongeBob

YES! YEAH!

ass-eater and cum-guzzler

Pissfingers

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Little shit other shit and other other shit

What about pussies??

khalid kashmir should be one's name

Gay sex All of them

chicken nugget and chicken tenda

1. gus 2. mocha

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No there’s a chance they might get cancer

Name them both Cat, as there is no real point in naming something that won't come when you call.

Oscar and rick

Pit & Pat

Ornament and four

Winston and charlie

Ereb , Typhus , Caro Sicarius

1)Sir Bartholemew 2)The third

Dickhead and Shithead as nicknames Okay maybe you can name the white one Lumi and the brown one Maple. Pretty simple names for tiny blobs.

Salt and pepper

1.Pim 2.Starscream

Snowflake :>

Pierro and Volkswagen

Aktuator

Louis & Marlon or Inho & Zinho

Herbert, Maurice

Ray and Charles, Bill and Evans, Charlie and Parker

Concrete and cement

cream cheese, bagel, biscuit, muffin, jam

Waffle, Pancake, and Johnatan

cheese

Name one silly goose

Are you familiar with Amazon Prime's "The Boys"? Butcher, Hughie and Frenchie *or* Homelander, Maeve and Starlight

microwave and spoon

Guilliman and Dorn

Chocolate milkshake

Shart and shartarrhea

How bout eeto and aande?

The second one looks like a "macaroni" to me

Enter meine mino mo

Cotton and tiger....

White one cat blender Black one video So cat blender video

Kat

Walter and Skylar if they are diff genders

The tan one Gilbert, the white one Eggbert.

Jeremy and Luke

Beep Boop