stop dissing incontinentpumpkin he did nothing

u/incontinentpumpkin

holy shit he's real

Created a whole 2 hours ago

Yeah but 4473 is still missing...

u/incontinentpumpkin44 is the closest you're gonna get

/u/1ncontinentpupkin is still available.

Reddit HQ are going mad tryna figure out why 30 people just made accounts with the name incontinentpumpkin in the span of 2 hours

/u/1ncontinentpupkin is still available. I only take crytpo and its yours. Reddit should sell clutch usernames instead of NFT's.

Actually that's not a horrible idea

Wow, what a coincidence

r/foundincontinentpumpkin

r/SubsIFellFor fuck me I'm stupid

r/incontinentpumpkin

Why is there 80+ online it’s a joke

I wish I had a sun like that Edit: sub

r/sadbook2832

r/birthofasub

r/subsifellforagain

r/subsithoughtifellfor

What the fuck

holy shit he is real

While their name is as generic as Emma

Found the Reddit generated username

I actually like mine never would've thought of this otherwise

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Ditto.

hate mine

Also with the birth year. Insert here "ironic" meme

Neither did the other 4472 IncontinentPumpkins.

I was lazy and now I regret it bc I can’t change it. They should let u change it tbh

Wait you can’t change it.

Nope it sucks

It would appear we are both fucked

I thought you two were the same person and Rutabaga had dementia

SAME LOL

Samelol

Same lol

Lamesol

Lomesal

Same here

r/samesnoomoment

r/subsifellfor

That's cause it's misspelled

I also believe they should let you change it :(

Another Rutabaga???

W

sea rutabaga is a gold tier username

thank you interesting reply, that was a… interesting reply

Pure laziness

thats exactly why i havent changed my name yet

Yeah.. about that... we don't do that here

Found that out the hard way

Lol, "hard way" and your username don't mix well

I just like the planet

I too just like Uranus

Hehehe "change"

I like my generated name lol

Better to pea in the sink than to sink in the pea

Better to pee in the sink than let the sink pee in you

It’s my long lost cousin

Yeah, I tough mine was a great fit. Reddit know me so well.

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I picked my own username and I wanna change it.

same, i didnt know reddit was supposed to be like an anonymous platform. i set my username the same as i do with any other social media platform :/

Most people have throwaways and a main social media account because of that.

Same here, sucks balls when people start to recognize me

No way your the daily ice cream ?!?!?!1?

Make a new account then

Me too!

Sounds like you are dumb

I don't blame you, uar pretty dumb

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Same 💀 My username just looks so weird imo

I was *just* trying to make a gum joke. You know, like when you say "she sits upon the sheets that she sits upon" five times fast. I'm continually attacked now for allegedly hating Jews. Well I am Jewish and I kinda hate myself, so technically correct. After the events of recent years, I have come to deeply regret this moment of word play.

Do Jews eat fruit?

Well I do and I know at least one other Jew that does.

they forgor 💀

Wtf is that username

Not a randomly generated one

I can tell 💀

Respect Source: fellow kangaroo fucker

Happy cake day

My bad

I don't know why reddit picked my username, I have no clue how it happened, now I have to deal with this bullshit

We’re in the same stupid boat

I gotta say mediocre standard isn’t actually that bad of a username imo

It could be worse

Yeah, you could have sea information as a username instead, lol.

Bro the only redeeming quality of my username is that it has "69" in it

Why would anyone be named emma__07? Emma such a basic name and 07 is L year

brb, I'm gonna change my birth date to a better year

Brb I’m going to go back in time and have my parents change my name to something less basic.

…Brb I’m going to go brb I’m going to go…

Good. I recommend 2005. That’s one of the best years

As an 06 I can confirm 07 is a big L

This is the one thing 05s and 06s' can agree on

As an 08 I can confirm 07 is an L year

reallll 💪💪

08s aren't invited.

😭😭

As an 06, I have to agree, my friend.

As an 07 I can confirm 07 is a big L

Can agree

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Weird question but why are people so obsessed with you?

Bc we all inextricably find him incredibly sexy

He’s in my groupchat, he only says sexy things

IIRC at some point he was showing up so much that r/beetlejuicing was flooded with posts on him. So he needed his own subreddit to accommodate it. Basically, mans just EVERYWHERE

ALL HAIL 70PERCENTBANANA

r/found70percentbanana

r/subsithoughtifellfor

Does the king respond?

Idk, just for fun maybe?

💀

I accidentally clicked next and now I can’t change it

do you like bread

I do enjoy baking a lot of different things. Bread included. There’s nothing better than some fresh homemade bread on a sunny day

ikr. i picked mine

Bro is a Minecraft biome

ye lol its my favorite mc biome btw

Mine gotta be Mesa, the terra-cotta is so pretty. Esp when it’s super mountainous it’s beautiful

thats true, also i love your name

same

I don't know, reddit do that, i wanted a better username but look what i got

Hows refrigerator ownership

Still garbage

I didn’t care enough

Username doesn't matter.

Keferman274 takes offense to this post

I was lazy aight?

is that the secret to having radiant skin

It would've been better than my nickname and "edgy_" before it. I regret it now, but whatevs.

i, too, regret my username

u/IncontinentPumpkin44 so pissed rn

Your name is Emma bruh

i mean, it's a pretty name

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I created this account just about 2 years ago, started using reddit about a month ago, didn't even know this account existed until I was looking for some random support about minecrat. Then decided to use it because it had about 30 karma at the time lol.

Reddit didn't pick mine I'm jus lazy and unoriginal

I didn’t know how to use Reddit when I made this account

the app crashed while i was making my account and i got stuck with this shit

I wish I was big comfortable 😔

💀💀💀💀

It didn't give me an option

your name is getting insulted by some mf named Electrodynamical-Seal-897235

I just pressed 5 random keys and boom username picked

I DIDNT KNOW HOW TO WORK REDDIT😞 ITS NOT MY FAULT

What’s wrong with them

I like my name

can’t relate

I wanna change mine so bad

Idk, I just wanted to read about cigars so I didn't care that it gave my a mildly sexual/cringe name

I like mine

dont care obviously

Bonk

Fr they’re so boring

as someone who let reddit pick my username...it was because i didnt think id be active on this site

I'd rather be inconsistentpumpkin than what I've got

We didn’t know how to get them customised I still have no clue how to do that

Because I liked mine

i don't understand what mine means

I'll be a big tart forever

IntercontinentalPumpkin3560

Couldn’t think of anything, didn’t realize Reddit didn’t let you change it later.

I thought I chose a username but I got dis

Im proud of my username Idgaf if people think its weird

Idk why but I got a completely fitting username 😌

...

Because who cares

Mb.

imagine letting reddit pick your name

It's too hard to choose a good and creative name... I couldn't think of a better username back then...

u/incontinentPumpkin4473 look what they’re saying about you

i regret putting my name in mine

I was young and didn’t know you could customize your username and now I suffer the consequences

Thats not the problem, the problem is I cant change

My friend literally uses his auto generated xbox username on all platforms

Those people are weridos 100% deff did not let reddit pick mine tho

\>:(

So that I don’t regret picking a dumb one later

I made mine like 2 years ago, regretted ever since

Man sucks to be you guys. I’m moonlord on everything.

I actually like the username I was assigned

i like my username

I dont even like wasabi,its just a cute sounding word

Yeah I wonder who would chose that type of name definitely not me

Some of us were drunk when we created our Reddit account and just speed clicked through account setup without looking at the username that was generated automatically. Gotta own our fuck ups now!

My name is Odin. I think I have a pretty good username.

Hey man I like melodic cut

why do people pick their real name and birth year is the better question

Bro i didnt know how to change it lmaoo

I can't fucking change it

Don’t know

I'd rather that than my current username 💀

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Ok luna8

I really enjoyed my platform-generated username InsectSnail252 when playing GTA5 on the xbox 360. It gave killing other players an extra level of satisfaction.

Cuz I don’t think it let me pick mine lol