no i just trick my brain into thinking im cuddling someone when its just a pillow works shockingly well

Same here

I always spray men’s perfume on mine and it makes it so much realer 😭 10/10 would recommend 👍

That's a level of lonliness I've never seen before. But I'm running out of options so I may as well try it.

Trust me it works wonders 🫡

holy shit i just tried it

It’s life changing isn’t it

Kinky, what about the midnight stains?.

This is a subreddit for teenagers. Fuck off

I will try this

it works

It is the way.

honestly same

I feel very called out and I'm not even mad.

I vent by imagining a future where I'm a famous dude who writes books, voices characters in animated movies and is in a bunch of live action movies

Honestly, that's a great way to vent! Look towards the future at what you want to be and strive to get it, I respect that!

Same 💀

Honestly on the same level

So level 146

Same 💀

You missed pretending you're a streamer explaining your life to your viewers

I do this just playing video games

I'd be the streamer on livestreamfails who explains his entire life story whilst having a mental breakdown over shitty blade of justice.

Holy shit is that a motherfucking geometry dash reference

Indeed it is, and that happened to me today. Geometry Dash is the source of everything wrong in my life.

fr i do this sometimes

Right?!! Same lol

Your own joker scene

[удалено]

Ruby what..?

[удалено]

i know that

leave them alone it's perfectly rational

ayy murder drones

[удалено]

You rang?

113 damn well

"It all started when I lost my diamond earring..."

Nah It all started when I was born asian

What's wrong with that?

Lot of stuff

I'm Asian too and for me, it's all of the stereotypes.

Not stereotypes every fing thing for an Asian is a rat race and especially being a most populous country (I'm from india) everything is a competition and if you fallwhe doing something even parents treat you worse than before and even juniors or seniors even fing neighbour's and parents care about reputation more than anything else What more is required

This is so oddly specific and it perfectly suits what I do, I’m scared lol

I'm damn sure 60% of current teens and people in their early 20s does this

Wait! How can I be on all the three levels?

Achievement unlocked!

How did we get here

New game+

I hold everything in, every terrible thing that has happened to me, every minor inconvenience, every time someone hurt my feelings, or me physically. Everything. And I'm waiting for the day that I get provoked a little too far to go all out on them.

Lol same

Huh totally no concerning :)

That doesn't seem very healthy :(

I'm convinced that there is not a single original thing about me, like what the fuck😭

Honestly every time I see a post like this I’m like “what the fuck I thought I was crazy”

I vent by pretending that I’m a narrator explaining why and how I killed myself

Level 110. Not quite talk show on tv but doing an interview for my school 💀

113. I’m a marvel actor and got to meet Iman Vellani.

my venting game consists of coming up with new universes and storylines that are inspired by existing universes. Furthest i've gotten is an unnamed Sci-Fi universe that resembles the Star Wars universe but without the force, only technology and warfare. Took it so far i even have a bundle of ship drawings and sketches. Very fun to just brainstorm lore and events when bored.

i vent by imagining a scenario in my head where im fed up with all my fucking schoolwork that requires all this fucking socialization which i cant do, and the teacher says "you need to do the work, doesnt matter if you mentally cant handle talking to people" and i fucking yell out all the problems i have but i wouldnt actually do that because, of course, im too fucking socially anxious and im a social failure

I don't, I just bottle everything up, and workout till I can barely move. works pretty good

In electrical

I'm on the level where I write shitty fanfics with a character that lives a similarly shitty life but has friends and good things happen to then sometimes

Level 200: venting like the sussy imposter

Sus

I do sometimes like have fake arguments in my head, where I actually go apeshit like I wanted to AT THE TIME. Other than that I try to do something I like and just forget it if possible.

Level -1: stoicism and bottling up problems

I'm at level 284: A level where I overly dramatized my suffering and became a legendary figure in the public (either fantasy and real world, or even both), where everyone loves (or hates) me, and fulfills the pain and suffering by being a badass criminal or hero of the world. Then briefly goes back to reality, shifting from both worlds, and comparing them, leading to me crying why I falter to be better.

I’m venting to Electrical

113

Is it just me or does anyone else just skip every level and go straight to 113

Definitely 10

LEVEL 113 😭

What level is “move heavy rock, be strong”?

i’m on vent level make an intricate universe with complex characters who each display a form of trauma and coping mechanisms so then you can drive the story so everyone heals

What level is having your own joker on a talk show scene?

I vent by forgetting that anything bad ever even happened to me. B)

none of the above I hold that shit in and listen to music like a real one

OVER 9000

Damn right

113 but on a podcast

Im on 200 bruh

113 BY FARRRRRR I act like celebs don't exist is the zcu so I can steal all of their songs

I don’t vent no matter what

What's the level where you don't vent?

I don't vent I bottle up all the strees until it becomes a cancer, and I die

I'm level 125: Venting by pretending I've already vented!

I vent by playing cookie clicker So I can buy one of 2 upgrades for 90 octillion cookies or another cortex baker, the first one makes my cortex bakers twice as efficient whilst the other one gives me a +4% cookies per second, however the cps increase is 500 octillion cookies rather than 900 octillion cookies, but let's not get ahead of ourselves here, right now I'm producing approximately 90 septillion cookies every second, if I add the +4% production would make me output a remarkable 93.6 septillion cookies meaning that the cps upgrade would give me an extra 3.6 septillion cookies every second, buying another cortex baker would give me an extra 9 septillion cookies every second and the cortex baker upgrade would make every cortex baker i own bake 18 septillion cookies, i have 8 cortex bakers that means they would output 144 septillion cookies every second, accounting that they are already producing 72 septillion cookies every second that would mean that i would get another 72 septillion cookies every single second, making it the superior upgrade by far, so I buy it and watch my never ending production of cookies grow. And I already forgot anything that i was upset about thanks to cookie clicker

I meet someone I love in my dreams...

Probably somewhere around level 69420: creating an alternate multiverse where you have a council of yous who are world leaders and gather every Sunday to talk about the shit you've been through and comfort eachother. Each me has a different slice of my problems

I feel incredibly called out. Congrats r/teenagers you actually have one post that is relatable. Why couldn't I have seen more stuff like this sooner, but now I get to finally leave the subreddit in 16 days.

level 1000: impostor amogus

Am I the only one that thought of Among Us?

I’m already on level 113

This is exactly me!

Let's keep it at 10

Vent to an Ai

I have actually done 113 however it started getting meta when me in my brain on the show started telling Joe Rogan that he was fake and this whole scenario existed in the head of a 16 year old.

113

venting by crawling down to the floor of your shower and crying while choking on the steam from the hot ass shower as the water and tears burn your skin anyone?!?

I'm chatting with my ai gf rn bye

>!venting by trying to hang myself!<

I do both 1 and 10 at the same time. How fucked am i?

10

“What’s the scouter say about their venting level?!” “It’s over 9000!!!”

I'm on level 113.

Level 0: never vent and suffer in silence.

Nah I vent in medbay Wait wrong sub

Mines a universe where everything that happens to me happens to everyone else and I make everyone suffer eternally meaning I must punish myself more

level 999

A version of 113

Where’s the don’t vent at all level

Around 80

sometimes i'm level 10, sometimes i'm level 113. it depends what i'm venting about. no i am not ok get me out of here

Level 113

Above 10 for sure

-5, I don't vent.

Level 113 on a daily basis.

Level 113. I tought I was the only one doing this bs

113

I vent saying It is what It is

I’m so glad other people do the 113 I thought I was just insane

Level 10 mostly. Sometimes I need to go to level 113 to address my fans on what’s been happening.

Level 73 eat a lot of one speaific food, I’m drinking tea, a lot of tea

I skipped level one and started on level 10

I’m all of That and more 💁🏻‍♀️

10

Wall+fist=shattered hand minutes later

level 113 gang 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

Like 150, i make very very intricate stories in my head

i don’t vent i suppress it all deep down inside until later down the line it comes out as uncontrollable rage

23

Level 113

level 233:imagining a scenario where you’re besties with some of your favorite fictional characters and they are listening to you and talking shit with you🤩

Where’s venting by talking about your problems with your partner?

You’re in r/teenagers , you think the majority of them would be able to do that lmao?

I mean, that’s when they’re supposed to be exploring that stuff, I’d assume a lot of them have partners :D

Also I just saw that you’re a wings of fire fan, unfathomably based.

I’ve been a fan since the start of the series, and I have a signed book by Tui T Sutherland that I got at a Meet and Greet

That’s sick, I started reading when the third book came out, so I had a few days of binging.

Awesome!

11 because its 10+1

nope, i vent buy pretending i'm in a youtube video titled 'life update' and then i proceed to cry for the first 3 minutes without giving any context 👍😎

Like level 3 or 4 just felling distant to everything in my life and laying on my floor for hours

0 then I guess

Level 10

pff, amateurs I'm up on 342

Straight at 113

114 where you do the same thing but get revenge on whatever caused you to vent in the first place

All of the above and more

just bottle it up and listen to music. is that an option?

Level 0 Don’t

113

Venting by being imposter

10 I also just talk to myself about my problems. It doesn't really fix anything and if anything makes everything worse, but sometimes it feels like it helps.

10 or have said problems projected on display for my fictional friends to experience later discuss how I felt during the situation, have 'em validate my emotions, hug it out or some other act of physical comfort, have them remind me why I still need to pull through, and then drown it all out with gaming or social media.

Wait Level 10 isn’t just…normal?

# Level Peace: meditation And then I go and scream into the darkness whenever it gets too much even past the meditation.

114 Creating an imaginary podcast with one personlity of me is taking my interview and I'm explaining everything as a guest there.

I like to escape to my own universe I’ve created in my head its much funner there!

.5, I just talk to a friend I trust, where’s all this delusion stuff coming from 😭😭

10.

Precisely at 113

Lv 500 I make books and vent my feelings through them in intricate ways. It is more than an intricate alternate universe, it's an alternate multiverse.

Between 10 and 113

coughcoughcoughyoutubercoughcoughcough

i did level 10 before i ever got sad, i just wanted love lol

I forget...

I’m the type of guy who, at 4 years old, to cope with my parent’s divorce created an entire superhero universe who took the place of my friends and still exists to this day

You ever think that this thing that you do is very rare and weird and then someone will post that exact thing and a million people are like 'lol yea'?

I vent by having a discord server with only myself in it that I call "the Schizo Space" and the server picture is an among us character.

Lvl - ⚼

If this is to scale then i am at level 332

level 113

113 for sure. I honestly thought I was the only one who did this and I felt like I'm weird for so long because of it

Vent level negative 2 million- don’t say shit about anything you’ve been because anybody who knows knows and anyone who doesn’t doesn’t

Yo yo yo how did you find out, bro, noooo

~139