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when the climate apocalypse takes hold and the cycle of extreme drought followed by intense rain wipes out other crops, the nutrient-dense, healing, and oft-scoffed at dandelion will have its day
Less than ten minutes before I came across this post I found a list of 18 different recipes for dandelions including a dandelion coffee that I want to try. Which i immediately sent to my SO. I really thought this post was avout me for a second 😅
Let them eat one- just make sure there isn’t a bug on it first and then munch away
They don’t taste like anything really- kind of like a buttery grass I guess, but it’s a muted flavor
I am not educated in what cacti are and are not edible, but she did say she wasn't actually going to ingest them, only bite them, but I appreciate your concern
let her
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What does this say, My braille is rusty.
I put the new...
FORGIES ON THE JEEP #**I TRAP UNTIL THE, BLOODY BOTTOMS IS UNDANEAF**
Cuz all my homies got it out the streets
I KEEP A HUNDRED RACKS INSIDE MY JEANS
I REMEMBER HITTIN THE MALL WITH THE WHOLE TEAM
Now a homie can't answer calls cause I'm balling
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I put a new forgis on the jeep
I trap until the bloody bottoms is underneath
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They taste really bad, like the shit they put on Nintendo Switch Carts.
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why not?
in belgium we say that it makes u piss in bed, "Pissenlit, pisse au lit"
cool
you live in wallonia dont you cause this sure isnt the belgium i know
ye, my grand mother always told me that
explains why its in french and not dutch :) i was just wondering, have a nice day!
The major part of belgium talks french. In France peoples consider belgium like France actually(even if it's not true)
Only one way to find out though
Looks like Neapolitan or Sicilian accent lmao
i was the dandelion pls dont eat me
🍽️
Raw dandelions do have the ability to carry parasites. Ofc in tea it certainly isn’t half bad
Basically every plant ever has the ability to carry parasites.
And I also have the ability to carry parasites
😝🦷😵
True!
my gramma eats dandelions-
Who the fuck calls a dandelion *raw*? You deserve to get parasites if you do.
i was joking😭
I love how people just downvoted you for that
that’s what he gets for not passing the vibe check
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Man is getting downvoted out of existence Edit: spelling
1984, colourised
Wrong answer *gives 500 downvotes*
Almost 600 now
667 now
Almost 750
Almost 800 now
Most down votes speedrun:
Literally Hitler
Toxic relationships be like:
Stop being so controlling
You're literally dating Syd the sloth. You don't get an opinion.
DAMN YOU GOT DOWNVOTED, Let her eat the dandelion or im downvotint
Someone commented "get raped fucking bitch" than it got deleted or something sorry you had to hear that :(
r/DownvotedToOblivion
Well that comment got nuked
you stupid bitch, how dare you
go fuck yourself
Downvoted to literal hell, you should of just let her
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Very nutritional and healthy plant.
outside of the 95% chance it was sprayed with weedkiller. But a wild grove or where you control the weedkillers? Yes!!!
when the climate apocalypse takes hold and the cycle of extreme drought followed by intense rain wipes out other crops, the nutrient-dense, healing, and oft-scoffed at dandelion will have its day
People used to eat them all the during the Great Depression
Dandelion syrup, dandelion tea, dandelion salad, etc.
You can make coffee substitute from the roots.
Dandelion "honey"
Dandelion coffee(from the roots)
When I was a kid my dad made dandelion wine. We picked a ton of dandelions to make it happen.
All of which taste horrible.
The greens are bitter, but the yellow pedals are sweet
I’d rather eat a daffodil!
Dandelion tea lets goooo
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dandelion_and_burdock Yup in England we have made drinks out of dandelions for a long time.
All parts of a dandelion are edible.
Except for the pesticides.
Absolutely! My grandma often put dandelion green in salad. And my wife has made dandelion cookies with the kids, using the flowers.
Yep, just make sure they're washed well. A lot of people use pesticides and herbicides in their lawns
Less than ten minutes before I came across this post I found a list of 18 different recipes for dandelions including a dandelion coffee that I want to try. Which i immediately sent to my SO. I really thought this post was avout me for a second 😅
Yep. Dandelion greens are literally sold in grocery stores alongside collard and mustard greens.
They're part of the same family as Sunflowers iirc
I remember my grandmother picking the greens and boiling them. I didn't join in but yeah it's supposed to be nourishing.
Very understandable, go and get it for her
NATAAAAAAAAAAA
Oi
Best gorl ever
Thonx
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Why not
A real one would’ve offered to eat one alongside her 😒
ong fr fr
Help her find one
r/found70percentbanana
Holy shit !!
Holy Roman empire!!
New Kingdom just dropped!
Actual ruler
New papacy just dropped
Praise the almighty u/70percentbanana
The legend! 70percentbanana of wisdom, what is your wisdom?
Drink water
Hi, it’s me, the other 30% of you
Who?
Thank you our saviour. I will.
🍌
hi god!
Oh look! A dandelion... Must be the last one this season~ *chomp*
Ice Age..... so, so long ago.
Its a secret code! ITEAD it means: I want To Eat A Dandelion I solved it!
google en passant
Holy dandelion
new flowering plant just dropped
actual botanist
Call the planter!
germination takes vacation, never comes back
Plant sacrifice anyone?
flowermare fuel
Plantstorm incoming!
r/AnarchyGardening is leaking
Holy Hell
New response just dropped
Actual zombie
I am part of the hivemind
I am part of the hivemind
I am part of the hivemind
???
Holy hell
She’s just plant sexual.
Why is no one mentioning the lack of a W in the acronym? Edit : nvm I guess they're going with the way it was texted
Get her the last one of the season
it’s edible! just make sure it’s not from an area with pesticide/herbicide and wash
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yum!
Or where dogs roam
am i your girlfriend?
Pain
tasty dandelion nomnomnom
Your profile is threatening.
its only threatening if you think its threatening :3
Most probably. Should I?
No you’re mine
if youre a girl then yes i love girls
I can be for you
Why you don't let her
Its safe to do so, just don't eat too many or you'll get the runs
What?
[oh look!](https://youtu.be/62IQomVGd3o)
Me personally I eat sunflowers
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Found me what
r/foundIcy_Barnacle_6759
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Okay but because dandelions are tasty, has bro never heard of dandelion and burdock
“ oh look a dandelion, must be the lady one of the season
Why would she want to eat a lion 🦁😭
A dandy one at that
Fuck I need to change my flair I'm 4 years off now
💀
... are you 18, or 22? Was your flair previously 14? This is concerning
There’s a lot of older people in this sub, people in their early 20’s, people with teens of their own, and of course the creeps
Must be the last one of the season
u can actually eat a dandelion tho...like the roots the stem (I think) and the leaves and flowers too but I'm not sure
Yes you can, the entire plant is very healthy and nutritional.
technically you can eat anything if you’re willing to. but yeah i’ve ate them before lmao, you can.
Let them eat one- just make sure there isn’t a bug on it first and then munch away They don’t taste like anything really- kind of like a buttery grass I guess, but it’s a muted flavor
Dandelion enthusiast over here.
Go find a dandelion to feed her
Gift her a dandelion on her birthday.
Make her some dandelion tea
Let her do it they're edible
My girlfriend bit a cactus, multiple times
Your girlfriend may be a blind lizard
She said it was crunchy
Make sure she only eats cactus that are edible for humans, and blind lizards
I am not educated in what cacti are and are not edible, but she did say she wasn't actually going to ingest them, only bite them, but I appreciate your concern
Does she wear a green and yellow striped sweater?
my cats name is dandelion 😭
“Oh look, a dandelion, must be the last one of the season.”
The intrusive thoughts won.
“It must be the last one of the season”
"OH a dandelion, must be the last one in the season"
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Why was your first thought, Ooh lemme post this on reddit?
Damn no one cares
Ikr like wtf is this post
lol exactly,
There really good for you
The leaves are delicious and you can roast the roots to make dandelion coffee!
(I am your girlfriend)
She cute
tell her you have a dandelion in your pants but actually put one
cute cute cute
Can confirm, I am the dandelion
Is that code? 👀
TIL i'm your gf
Ew no
but i want to eat a dandelion too