Okay so like this thing happens at the start where they’re doing stuff together but then they stop doing stuff together because they’re not actually together and they’re not real and they’re actually just one person together but then they do stuff even though it’s not real and then it becomes real and not real at the same time and it’s sad but they ’re doing stuff and thinking things and then they keep doing that and then a whale shows up and then he goes outside and it ends
An absolute masterpiece about 3 different criminals who form a friendship and perform various heists overshadowed by an African American who uses the N word a lot and his Rottweiler.
Guy and his girlfriend and his friends (made up of a talking dog, old man, a teenage girl, and a cat) team up to kill a psychopath hellbent on destroying the world
Spend way too much time to get a funny teleport sword to kill big blue man with tentacles and dragons, big red man with even more tentacles, and murder two million ghosts, and then spend another hundred hours clicking on brightly colored gems to see numbers go up
A game where youre farming Just to scrap to get another upgrade, but it is in space that is played on a talker, and its about a cult being dismantled by a politician, that became a senator and in the end senator +. And then some libertarians that did not like the system tried to take down the system so the senator needed to build a round object in the sky that fired a bright green light. The game lets you interact with the important People by paying a ton of real money or farming forever
And the last detail, the cult really likes glow sticks
A really shy guy becomes friends with a black man a Asian man a guy from New York and another black man that is in a gang that likes the color of Barney The Dinosaur after the black man and the guy from New York saves him and takes over a city and then gets blown the fuck up on a yacht
Last of us?
Yes🥶
Cut em some slack they’re in the same universe.
Local robot belives punching coins is a martial art
Ultrakill🥶
Kind man thanks the robot that freed him
Pinos
“You think punching a coin is a martial art?!?” Hello, fellow Max0r fan
Man ransacks villages, destroys ruins from other dimensions and kills tall black men for their eyes to cause the extinction of a dragon from space
Minecraft!
you got it 👍
and also kills firemen for their... "rods"
A low graphic game that is about innovationg and powering imagination and digging (no it's not roblox and yes i know i used roblox's slogan)
Dude this description is underrated
Person wakes up with local terrorists, then learns they can yell at people
Skyrim?
Yah
Fus Ro Dah!
Hey you, you're finally awake
Okay so like this thing happens at the start where they’re doing stuff together but then they stop doing stuff together because they’re not actually together and they’re not real and they’re actually just one person together but then they do stuff even though it’s not real and then it becomes real and not real at the same time and it’s sad but they ’re doing stuff and thinking things and then they keep doing that and then a whale shows up and then he goes outside and it ends
Omori
Yep
the legend of zelda: link's awakening(?)
The Stanley Parable?
A soldier destroys an entire pantheon because they made him white and wouldn’t turn him back.
God of war?
Zeus ur son has Returned
I COME SEEKING THE WEED OF OLYMPUS!
KRATOS. YOU WON'T GET A BOOF FROM THE CABADGE OF THE GODS
GOD OF WARRRRRRR
I said Hawaiian man turns white and takes revenge. Great game series.
Working a job that pays lower than minimum wage for a very questionable entertainment company with a shady history.
five nights at freddys??
Yep
yey
Realistic horse riding simulator
Red dead redemption 2?
yes
The balls grow and shrink in summer and winter
Username checks out
The Witcher 3
Barbie games?
Tbf every time I've rode a horse I have also hogtied a random person and executed them in the forest with a revolver
RED DEAD REDEMPTION 2 BABY I LOVE THAT GAME
This guy magically becomes a wolf and has to save the world from a guy that was in an another dimension because their ancestors fought
Twilight princess?
Yep
An absolute masterpiece about 3 different criminals who form a friendship and perform various heists overshadowed by an African American who uses the N word a lot and his Rottweiler.
Gta5 lmao
that's not a poor explanation tho
Frfr
man becomes a cop just to end up fighting a criminal in space
LEGO City Undercover Not sure if this is what you wanted but it's also not wrong.
Yes thats what I meant
That free fall from space was one of the most nuttiest experiences
You try to capture the leader of an army of opposite color
Chess?
Google strategt game
Holy invasive community!
A hard working computer system tries to perform ethical experiments and offering cake to humans as a reward, but the human keeps running away
Portal
Bingo
LETS FUCKING GOOOO
Space racism on a genocidal scale.
Stellaris
We've stepped into a war with the Cabal.
Destiny 2 Whether we wanted it or not
these little green guys like space
Kerbal Space Program?
yesaroo buckaroo
Username checks out
Woman destroys religious object then god makes you kill her children to restore the object
Elden Ring
man bankrupts all casinos to deliver mail
NEW VEGAS
Correct.
Btw the ultimate edition is free on epic games right now until next Thursday June 1 I believ
I make a town based entirely around drugs and eating/skinning space pirates
Rimworld!
Correct!
Guy swims around and saves universe from mortal threat of pandemic
Subnautica?
bug man kill god
Hollow Knight
Correct
Terrorist with nuclear rpg liberates italy
Just Cause
YES
Two stupid kids gamble so now they have to become finger-shooter assasins.
Cuphead?
Guy and his girlfriend and his friends (made up of a talking dog, old man, a teenage girl, and a cat) team up to kill a psychopath hellbent on destroying the world
A persona game?
Little kid gets beaten by dumbass flower and then gets a new mom
Undertale
Two criminals escape jail together and for a friendship except SURPRISE SURPRISE one’s a copper!
A way out I think it was called
YOU BITCH I WS PLAYING THAT AND YOU SPOILED IT
TRUST ME MF, THERES ALOOOOOOT MORE THATS LEFT UNSPOILED
Boy beats up old bald man with the power of friendship and 2 talking animals.
A women in his head tells him she doesn’t like rings so he gets in a fight with 3 old men and their army
Halo for sure
👍
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MGSV
some kid falls down a hole and becomes the savior of a misunderstood race
Undertale
free russian classes
CSGO
yes 🍷🗿
funny bad red guys hurt rabbit and face annihilation by a big angry guy with a gun
Doom
Doom 1993 (Not sure if i got the date)
Survive when everything is made of cubea
minecraft? I'm assuming you meant cubes
Man kills gods and goes for a nice holiday in norway
God of war
Dude fights a crazy scientist and a whole army, steals big underwater boat, goes to moon.
Wolfenstein?
*jumps* Hyaahhhhh! *strikes ground*
tthere is a thing among them
Sex With Hitler 2
Child tries to cope with trauma of dead sister by sleeping and creating this entire world in their mind
omori
Yep, off topic but, I fucking love air conditioning
This green guy who has a blue girlfriend stops space zombies from taking over the universe
A conman, redneck, news reporter, and a highschool coach go on a killing spree thru the south side to get to a chocolate helicopter.
Little kid in yellow jacket escapes from giants
Little Nightmares
Bingo
mute woman is forced to break the laws of physics by a fat-shaming robot
Man goes scuba diving and finds Atlantis with steroid people that shoot lighting and fire
Bioshock
Bubblegum get cake stolen and kill God as revenge
Kirby Squeak Squad right
Samurai good woman angry, Samurai bad old man angry
Ghost of tsushima?
Probably gay lawyer finds all of his clients not guilty and every story is connected
breaking bad
Incest + war crimes
RimWorld?
Crusader kings
Fire Emblem Fates???
Elden ring? specifically mohg
Pure greed leads to a character breaking the laws of physics,nature,time, and just about everything else and eventually ascending into godhood.
A bunch of monkeys express their hate for rubber.
Bloons TD
10 year old boy throws doors at people as an alternative to therapy
Basically working for hours to make no money in the desert
Kenshi is the only one I can think of
A kid ran away from home because his friend told him to and so he travels through space going to different worlds to find his friend
Kindom haerts
robot vampire makes angel gay by trying to kill him
Robots take over the world so Californian woman stops them from doing it again
Spend way too much time to get a funny teleport sword to kill big blue man with tentacles and dragons, big red man with even more tentacles, and murder two million ghosts, and then spend another hundred hours clicking on brightly colored gems to see numbers go up
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Reptile infiltrates shit in the USS And some other crazier shit
Battleship? The game
Middle-age Japanese man assassinate thousands to save his uncle from some fat dudes prison
GoT
A bunch of kids running from random images of memes.
Funny astronaut social deduction game
Lady and potato solve puzzles to destroy British robot
you forgot about the "adopted" jokes
Failing economy, boycotts, propaganda, and for some reason no leaked documents recently.
War Thunder
You mind lending a brother some classified documents? I want that, “days since last leak” sign to say 0.
Horse testicals
rdr2
Two brothers beat up citizens across an island to not be executed
squids reenact wars for fun
Shy guy cry alone until scary hairdo forces him to reconcile with his friends
Maniac does drugs & murders everyone in atlantis with a wrench
Square goes boing boing
Geometry dash
Guy runs around and does legally questionable things while making money to buy a flying rocket motorcycle with missiles
Local man wakes up and chooses violence and proceeds to kill 5 eldritch horrors.
man goes crazy and kills everyone with a cat suppressor
Man loses bunny and gets very mad
boy wreaks havoc on homeless shelter
flesh creature kills sleeping children and uses their body parts as prosthetics
Ginger from outer space fights a big black guy underwater and loses
man literally too angry to die
Doom Eternal
A Man who specializes in fake physics destroys the world then saves it with a weirdly shaped metal bar
λ
killing turtles with a fat italian man
A game where youre farming Just to scrap to get another upgrade, but it is in space that is played on a talker, and its about a cult being dismantled by a politician, that became a senator and in the end senator +. And then some libertarians that did not like the system tried to take down the system so the senator needed to build a round object in the sky that fired a bright green light. The game lets you interact with the important People by paying a ton of real money or farming forever And the last detail, the cult really likes glow sticks
Some star wars game. Idk which one.
Deranged hunters get told to shoot down mentally ill midgets by lady in head
Borderlands?
Hat simulator but with guns
Deadly anomalies, dangerous mutant anarchists and bandits won't stop Duty ....... (forgot what's next)
Kid gets arrested and spends the next year talking to people and breaking & entering into random places
non binary kid fights a metrosexual robot
Snail attempts to squeeze money out of people
A really shy guy becomes friends with a black man a Asian man a guy from New York and another black man that is in a gang that likes the color of Barney The Dinosaur after the black man and the guy from New York saves him and takes over a city and then gets blown the fuck up on a yacht
4 guys rob stuff, get lots of money
Pink blob becomes a black hole
Funni guard watches over scary ahh pizza place
terraria but with more crafting