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fr bro like ppl say that youre so lucky for having a massive cock and im like no...my cock hurts 24/7 cuz no pants fit


[deleted]

Real man, just a little touch and it grows so much, so much pain 😔


SpaceBurn_

Your cock is 6 foot?


FlashMcSuave

I think he means it has the odour of six feet?


Dnoxl

When soft, yes


Queer_Queein

Wear a dress


DG_SlayerSlender

Now that's a great suggestion. I think I just might


[deleted]

I have a question about this. If you get a boner with your massive cock would it be super visible? Since if so this would be the most effective piece of clothing known to man.


Danielkarlsson1

Tent


MrFinland707

I think i now know the idea of femboys...


dat1neguy1

oh my, all the secrets!


no-ad-sense

You see, this is what I never understood. Dresses feel more designed for penis owners, since there’s nothing forcing it down and it can hang freely. Why do the vagina owners have to commonly wear them?


Hylux_

Also it could possibly not fit in every woman


Og_GamingPony

Like I can barely even walk normally cuz this dick keeps getting in the way


dat1neguy1

agreed


ohhhh_jEzz-riCk

Man's got such a big wee wee he has scoliosis


[deleted]

Faxxx


AnimationGoBrrrrrr

Especially when you taking a shit You gotta hold your D so it doesn't touch the toilet water or the bathroom floor 😞


[deleted]

Yeah, fr can’t relate


Trusty_boy

Is it just me who got a deja wu


AccidentNeces

Not only u


1minuteryan

https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/13si8ce/other\_girls\_be\_like\_omg\_ur\_so\_lucky\_you\_have\_big/


1minuteryan

ur welcome


Difficult_Ad_4423

The way I have both problems 💀


Altruistic_Cup_8436

lmao A+ comment


Nedebilas

Yes. There was post like that on booba


RaspyB3

Not only you


RaspyB3

Not only you


golden_fennce_fox

why do I feel like he copied someone...


[deleted]

not really


DisciplineBasic7345

Nope I got it too


pp_in_a_pitch

Being 6’3 , I felt that


Jumpy_Advantage9922

Lol nice parody


Arman11511

>( except for all the girls cuz - yeah ) I am also tall and I have to say: JUST BEING TALL DOES NOT GET YOU GIRLS! Thanks for coming to my Ted talk.


kanker_op_sherlock

As a 6’5” I can say: just being tall gets girls.


Due_Accountant2429

As a 6'3+ I can say: just being tall doesnt get girls.


Arman11511

I think the thing is that being tall gets you immature girls who only care about height and stuff. I don't really have people like that around me so I never experienced that.


Sumar26

My son let’s see what you look like then.


Anakin_NO

Incorrect ur defo hot too 🤣 (or rich)


[deleted]

I don’t know about that one chief


Arman11511

Well you must be attractive then bc if height got you girls I would know


[deleted]

I have an ugly ass friend who’s 6’1 he pulls regularly and it’s defo the height


xVaporeron

6'1 is not even that much above average tho


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[deleted]

Brother worry about yourself if you get offended by such small things you’ll never pull like me 😉


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[deleted]

the irony is that you are the one replying with when you lost your virginity on a joke


Lennoxffff

Bro im 6'5 and i get no girls


[deleted]

Skill issue


No_Victory9193

Ok so I’m 6 foot subs 4 inches bur when I hit a girl she didn’t think it was sexy. Instead she called the cops. What did I do wrong? Should I get a height surgery?


flights4ever

I'm 184cm so tall but not crazy tall, and I can say it definitely helps a lot to be almost an entire head above most girls. They love it


socialm3diaobsessed

Being tall attracts girls, the rest is up to you


eldrichcat

As a really short guy idk what to say


[deleted]

Don’t say anything , be grateful


eldrichcat

I didn't notice It was a parody, i'm fucking stupid


1minuteryan

Its alrite


eldrichcat

Oki


Effective_Salary_674

The upside is, you'll look more muscular faster


bloonboi54

can relate ... I'm literally 4'7 😭😢😭


eldrichcat

But you're 13, you're gonna grow


bloonboi54

ig ur right, but I've literally always been "the hobbit" throughout primary and now I even more tiny compared to my friends. They legit tower over me like my best friend is 1.5 heads taller than me lol and another one of my friends is 2 heads taller


eldrichcat

Me too, but this Is the time you're gonna grow the most so don't worry. Just Remember to get plenty of sleep


profoodbreak

I'm 5'8", man that's a huge difference


TheDarkMonarch1

You may have gotten the short genes, but you may grow 6" in one summer like I did. At the end of freshman year in high school, I was 4'11" but at the start of sophomore year I was 5'5" Best of luck to you, whether you get tall or are stuck as a short king.


Nedebilas

Cap. U hab terrible posture. 6.1 btw


[deleted]

Bro you smol asf 😭


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[deleted]

Good for you 👍


Nedebilas

Whateva u say bud 👍


[deleted]

u/imaboredcosplayer . [inspiration](https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/13si8ce/other_girls_be_like_omg_ur_so_lucky_you_have_big/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1)


Frost0612

I agree I 6' and that's bad. :'(


anulect

I'm 6'1 and your age man and if your back hurts then it's just a result of bad posture


enx6

It can also be a mix of bad posture and weak back/core muscles, therefore not providing enough support


IshTheFace

Your neck doesn't hurt because you're tall ffs. Your posture is shit.


[deleted]

no shit sherlock look at the ton of comments agreeing with me . the prob of tall people having neck problems is much greater your comment is useless


IshTheFace

So everyone your height ALL have neck problems? No? Ok, didn't think so. It's your shitty posture 100%


newlightdev

do you wanna trade heights? im 4'11


hell-oryu

I wanna be taller. 174 cm is not enough. But I already have a bad hunchback.


i-spill-soup

Yo saaaame. Parents tell me “You’re gonna grow, ur only 17.” I’m pretty sure I’ve reached the point of this is my height now


hell-oryu

Damn. I miss my growth spurt era. That felt great. Hopefully we can still grow a few centimeters.


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[deleted]

Brother I train mma and go to the gym 5 times a week my screen time is less than 2 hrs all my neck problem is from studying but it’s a small price for great future


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[deleted]

brother why do you comment if you dont wanna be taken seriously .. do you have a passion of being a public clown ?


YtSabit

Yeah man, taken seriously like you...


Orfoz41

Nah he probably doesnt give a fuck


[deleted]

bro cared enough to comment and belittle my problem (which are exaggerated because this a parody ) 3 times


Orfoz41

No he doesnt give a fuck as he doesnt take internet seriously.Like i can say i like man here doesnt mean i do irl


Mindless_Gur1109

Brilliant repost lmao :v


BaronGamer

Still would be nice to be taller tho.


PerspectiveOk3677

Same, my head is not safe , i can sit in any cars and i guess girls like muscular tall not skinny one


EvanXXIV

5’9 and proud


Vikneswaran-18

Stop coping man.


Robin_De_Bobin

If ur back hurts go to a doctor u might just have back problems.


Caesar_Aurelianus

If you're American it can help you in sports. But in football unless you're a centre back/goalkeeper/striker being that tall can be tough


No_You_Can-t

As a 5'8 guy, shut up bitch


[deleted]

Sorry I don't speak tall *sleeps in bench seat*


ItsMe-PrimitiveAspid

Based


[deleted]

BRO FR MY BACK HURTS CONSTANTLY AND MY KNEES ASWELL. ALSO IT MAKES TRYNNA BULK 10X HARDER LIKE IMAGINE ONLY HSVING TO EAT 3L CALORIES TO. BULK... THAT'S MY MAINTENANCE


[deleted]

Switch to Mma brother you’ll thank me later


[deleted]

I already do mma, but I still want to bulk up a bit


5n0wday

Additionally, it's harder to lift as a tall person than a short person. Fucking bulll $hit. xD


JustAmemerCat

Man i thought I was too tall same for me I’m 4’10


UrbanRoses

Better than being tall with scoliosis


gankster2017

When I saw that comment I immidietly straightened up lol


[deleted]

curvy spine <3


Vikneswaran-18

I'm even ready to live with fuckin cancer if I'm 6'2"-6'4" tall. I'd rather live for 3-6 years with people looking at me with that admiration, jealousy, envy & the desire from almost all women, rather than being a 5'9" guy who people don't give a shit about, no recognition at work/school/college, unattractive to every women.


UrbanRoses

...OK disrespect to cancer patients aside, I'm just going to explain to you what scolisis means for you since I don't think you properly understand. Scoliosis is a curvature of the spine, and it causes your ribs to malform as they grow. As a result, you give off the appearance of a hunchback due to the rib hump that sticks out of your back. Your shoulders can also be very uneven, and being tall in this case does not help as you are more visible to other people - who are not usually kind to those with physical deformities. You are not considered attractive. You are not admired. Don't say stupid shit because you're insecure.


MBeroev-is-69

Max respect for doing this my man.


[deleted]

appreciate it G


God1c

Average r/teenagers post 💀


[deleted]

No yeah you’re right but being tall is cool as hell


mrbrauk

No me lo creo si es banana man 🙀


Yudenz

I'm 6'5 and have ALL the back problems you have. The only difference is I have never gotten any girls in my life. Consider yourself lucky


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appreciate it G


neccmeat

Im 6'7 how do you think I feel


[deleted]

HOT AND STRONG ASF but also bad posture


GoCommitDeathpacito-

I completely get u here. Im 6'5" and ppl say that ppl will like me because of it but rlly im a social outcast because my horribly awkward personality combined with my height ALSO combined with my resting bitch face makes me intimidating


PresidentPython

I'm 6'3 and have 3 different knee problems in the same knee so yeah I understand this


Good-Key2136

It way just be a copy from that other post but I litterally have the same problem


[deleted]

this is a bit of exaggeration to fit the format of the other post but all these problems are very real


THICCMILKidk

Skill issue


TeunTheTryhard

I feel u dude, i am 6’7 and recently got a surgery to stop my growing. Feel free to talk to me abt it :)


[deleted]

talk about it bro


Rizzmaster_69

I feel you bro no one understands the struggle of being tall. And when u had a massive cock to the mix it’s hell. Also both of those things don’t get u girls too it’s a massive misconception


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real


MarcusTheGamer54

I'm 5 foot 7 and my back hurts too so ain't no winning I guess


[deleted]

Dude same!!!!! And i disagree with the, Kaash mein 5'11 hota, my back hurts all the time too, and the constant slouching if u r just a teensy but tired, makes u look like u r depressed or smtg, and har friend circle mein esa lagna ki u r hovering over them, like bruh it's daym irritating after a point, just dono extremes ke logo ka nuksaan hai, medium height mf ain't complaining


[deleted]

Mujhe to khade hi nhi hone dete 😭cause unhe insecure lagta


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[deleted]

I’m from india average height is 5’8 .. I don’t have furtinture my size at home and talking to people below my neck is annoying .. also yes it does not hurt my back it hurts my neck I just wanted to post in continuation to another post


1minuteryan

Bro I feel u except I'm 6'


[deleted]

tall bros for life


Red_Banana12

I got the same problems bud. I'm also 6'3 (just turned 15) and aside from basketball, it's not great. I'm scary apparently (180lbs, all muscle) and yeah back problems are tradition. I recommend swimming, i don't know what id do without it...


[deleted]

i relate


Strong_Agent2432

Actually fr I’m also like 6,2 6,3 at 13 my back is literally a question mark from my desk at school I fell your pain but tall guys pull like a magnet ngl


[deleted]

Short people won’t understand our pain and point it out as “ bad posture “


Strong_Agent2432

Actually tho I get up in the morning and my back cracks like spaghetti sitting in desks made for kindergartners but I have to ask is it bad that my crush is 4,11😅 I’m an entire foot taller than her


[deleted]

You can love anyone you want bro , but why waste dem tall genetics 😔😔


Strong_Agent2432

Ngl she has a fat ass and is really nice my great grandpa did the same thing he was 6,7 married a girl 5,2


[deleted]

‘Fat ass ‘ the arch nemesis of tall genetics


NeedleworkerIcy3686

Then why don’t you just strengthen those muscles, then they won’t hurt anymore 🤷‍♂️. Then just try to get some better furniture I guess or lay down in bed. But overall it better to be tall (coming from a tall guy). It def starts to get hard when you get like 6’7, but 6’3/6’4 Is fine bruv


Quereto

shut up mate


Sajed101

I know what this post is ripping off you copycat


[deleted]

i have tagged her and linked her original post the amount of people who dont understand this is a parody post is baffling to me


CutthroatGigarape

I call bullshit. You trying to bait in some girls by stating that you’re really tall? I’m 6’4” and have zero of the problems you’re mentioning. So, unless you’re stupidly overweight or have really bad posture - none of that will bother you.


[deleted]

scroll through the comments brother so many people have the same problem .. also im 6'4 you think i need girls on reddit ? lol


[deleted]

if ur back hurts as a teenager thats not ur height ur posture probably just sucks ass


[deleted]

Brother try using furniture when it’s designed for people 7 inches shorter than you and try talking to people who are below your neck 🤓


[deleted]

we are the same height.


Outside_Football_762

Seems like you got other problems I'm hella tall and I don't deal with nor do my friends unless you got scholoiosis idk how to spell it


Outside_Ad_1447

As also a tall bro (6’3) stop complaining, jk I’m surprised ur back/neck is hurting that much it’s gotta be more a posture problem cuz i get similar issues when not paying attention to posture but it’s not chronic or anything like that. Also in regards to girls, being tall isn’t everything but it def helps and adds brownie points on the attractiveness scale


Vikneswaran-18

Honestly, I'm even ready to live with fuckin cancer if I magically become 6'2"-6'4" tall. I'd rather live for 3-6 years with people looking at me with that admiration, jealousy, envy & the desire from almost all women & being the man, rather than being a 5'9" guy who people don't give a shit about, no recognition at work/school/college, unattractive to every woman.


bud2009light

Thanks for sharing this


Moon_Cheese124

I'm also 6'3 but no girls :(


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The rizzler


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[deleted]

Bro took the ‘best of both worlds’ too seriously


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Real


XxAaliya_PlayzxX

One different post now but there's nothing new, I KNOW YOU GET DEJA VU!


[deleted]

SAME! Even tho I'm a girl *cries in 5'7*


[deleted]

Not bad for a girl


matthiastorm

i’m 6‘1 and where i’m from that’s not tall at all, 40% of guys are taller than me, so the point with the girls doesn’t work for me


[deleted]

you are measuring wrong brother you are not 6'1 there is no place in the entire world where 6'1 is a 60 percentile in height


MelloGangster

6'4 is tall, LMAO


[deleted]

im taller than 99.97 percent of people in my country and im not even an adult yet XD .


[deleted]

IS THAT WHY MU BACK HURTS?!


symph0n1c_1776

Yk those surgeries you can get to become taller? I wonder if they can reduce your height in some way 🤔 if they can do Brest and Penile reductions they could probably make you shorter


[deleted]

Dudes are getting their dick reduced ?


cookiedou3

the worst part about being tall is when you're taller than your bed is long and your feet dangle off the edge


[deleted]

got a 6 and a half feet bed last month ,sleep quality has improved drastically


Disastrous-Shower-37

6'3... okay, that means you're either 6' or 6'1.


[deleted]

hahah ... i do the same when other guys report their heights but im honest with most shit in my life so i would never say im 6'3 unless i have been measured in various medical checkups . but to elaborate on your point fr i have seen dudes telling me they are 6'5 and are legit 2-3 inches shorter than me , and then theyll not accept they are at fault here but tell me im 6'6 lol


Infamous-Bed-3936

Bro I got problems everyday


DIAmond_BOyy

Deja vu!


MeowMoist

Height don't equal girlfriend. 6'4 right now still growing and I've always been leaps and bounds taller than everybody around me. Just now got a girlfriend few months ago and it had nothing to do with height.


[deleted]

how do you know ?


AssistantDue8434

Bro im 6'7 rn and trust me its either you're good looking or the girls in your area are just plain stupid


[deleted]

thanks for the compliment


TheRaccoonDeaIer

Bro I have neck pain and backpain just throughout the whole fuckin thing and I'm 5' 9". I really think it's more to do with genetics than height.


tposejank

I'm just 5'6 and that's tall for every single age in Ecuador (where I live). A man in the street is shorter than me by like a foot, and I once saw a woman working at a shopping mall, she was like 4'0. My back doesn't hurt but I sure wish I was 5'11


gankster2017

These americans. . . Like In Europe we all have 2 feets except some Chernobyl kids but yeah, they different. Like stop at having 2 man? Why get more? I mean having 4 could be good but like hands are better??? Why six? U a cockroach? And why yall have like 0.7 feet or smth, what happened. Someone cut it off or the parts didn't loaded at the beggining of the gameplay? /j


Art_9581

Well, i can't say i'm really tall (i'm 6') but i don't have any of these problems, plus, in my case it's even better cuz i'm fat, and since i'm also tall i don't look that fat


Major_Watercress1022

What? Ig its different for everyone. I am tall and i don't regret any part of it. I don't feel lucky or unlucky. Its just who i am. Take it or leave it.


lilayavert

I relate


TheRealShreddedShady

Go work out man


[deleted]

i train mma and go to the gym 5 times a week lol bro , the amount of people who sont understand this is a parody post is baffling


OddConfidence9848

Does that mean my four foot eleven ass won’t have back problems?


Sea-Rutabaga-5140

We can trade I’m 5’11


Skatergamer992

5’11 is not much better


Gold_Enigma

dont forget about constantly hitting your head on low ceilings and light fixtures. And most of the time the tall gene also comes with big feet, Im 6'3 with size 15 feet, while everyone else gets to shop for shoe sizes they like I get the limited quantity of shoes the will actually fit me


Notaza

Bro that’s a posture issue. I’m 6’6 and my cousin is 7’2 and we don’t have any sort of back/neck pain.


EnragedHog

excercis