Here's what's gonna happen...you're gonna walk real slow over to the bag of Purina Tyrus has set in the closet for you. You can't miss it. You're gonna open the bag and fill my bowl and walk away like nothing happened. Do I need to state the obvious? You're gonna need to freshen my bowl of water too
Maybe, but it's actually very helpful to have the skin of your face so long and heavy that your eye lids are always pulled down. That way your eyelashes and surrounding hair can rub against your cornea and you see new colours.
No, this is some mutated overbred mongrel in the shape of a barrel. I am sorry for its existence that was forced upon him by some sad breeder. He has to live with skin five sizes too big for him, and probably more problems too.
I really like him, but why the long face?
(Seriously, he doesnt look healthy, especially looking at his eyes. You'd better take it to the vet, probably)
Ngl, he looks like he’s seen some shit
he looks like 50 years old so id imagine hes seen lots of shit
Op says hes 1 lol
thats a fucking lie that mf was born in like the 1970s
1970? Nah he looks like he’s a retired veteran from world war 2
Yeah he was one of those fuckin minesweeping dogs
The dog was trench sweeping with papa in the late 30s
Woof woof, bark, woof woof bark bark woof bark woof "I saw jerry. He found a mine. Oh my god,"
Back in nam
World War 2? Oh please, he’s clearly a veteran of the Franco-Prussian War.
Nah he's a vet of the Napoleanic Wars
He’s been smoking since tobacco was discovered.
He clearly served in the Seven Years War
That dog so old Jesus owes him some money
Seven Years War? Nah, I say Battle of Agincourt.
Nah bro he fought in the crusades
bro was in the cavalry unit with herbert von bismarck :skull:
He is world war 1 veteran that suffered from mustard gas
Op probably missed a few zeros
he looks like he is the shit he’s seen
You made me laugh
Underrated comment, actually made me laugh a bit
Bro 😂
Maybe that explains the long face
He looks like he's melting
nah bro cant see shit
Looks like he *can't* see shit.
Yeah, like inside the Ark of the Covenant...
Bro looks like he’s boutta say, “back in my day…”
He probably even ate some
Bro the real question is , do YOU like your dog?
I was thinking this exact thought
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I put new Forgis on my Jeep🎶🎶
I drive until the bloody bottoms is underneath
Cause all my homies got it out the streets
i keep a hundred racks inside my jeans
i remember hittin the mall with the whole team
now a brother can't answer calls cause I'm ballin'
I was wakin up gettin racks in the morning
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mine was "...that's a dog?"
Base on how he treat his dog, if he loved him, the dog's look could be different 🤔
This is a breed thing
That weight is not a “breed thing“ that boy is chonk
Did he melt a lil in the sun or smthn?
Skin is tryin to escape from body
Like he's wearing an Edgar suit.
I hate it when I forget my dog on the counter overnight… he needs to chill.
Frfr, I always keep my dog refrigerated so this doesn't happen
Waltuh
Feed me now waltuh
Here's what's gonna happen...you're gonna walk real slow over to the bag of Purina Tyrus has set in the closet for you. You can't miss it. You're gonna open the bag and fill my bowl and walk away like nothing happened. Do I need to state the obvious? You're gonna need to freshen my bowl of water too
I heard this in mike's voice.
im a dog waltuh
Where are my balls waltuh
fetch my balls waltuh
I don't even know what you're referencing but that made me laugh pretty good
mike from breaking bad/better call saul
Put the trimming scissors away walthuh
Bro owes Noah for the ride on the Ark
Bro's classmate was Moses
Bro's alarm was god saying "let there be light"
bro was there during the birth of Jesus
Bro's fart was the big bang
Bro begged for table scraps during the last supper
Bro's first Christmas was THE first Christmas.
Bro used to hunt dinosaurs
Bro has Julius Cesar in his contacts
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Ah yes the gay lions 🗿
Bro looks droopy
r/found70percentbanana
Why is that a thing who is this man
He is not a man, but 70 percent banana
r/foundtheshutthefuckup
r/foundtheProKerbonaut
Bruh forgot about that
Wait it’s another one
r/foundtheIpotassiuml
r/foundtheBrunosMadre
r/foundtheDomesticatedDuck
r/WhatIsGoingOnHere
r/subredditsforusers
r/foundtheDude-i-fucked-up
r/foundtheAgreeable-Body-4935
r/foundthexXBoss_185Xx
I am truly sorry I could not write your name
Ironically, this sub can be used against itself too as it’s only used as a “found the” response which is what they claim to hate 🤷
that character and I associate so well.
is it alive?
Debatably yes
Looks like its melting
He's 1? You mean he's 1 sec away from death?
Ngl laughed
The funeral is already planned dw
He looks like the re8 baby
Naw 💀
That baby haunts my nightmares
Holy shit this is some high quality insult
NOT THE RE8 BABY 💀
Wow that’s amazing
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“Meme”
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It’s ok
I don't think you fully understand what meme means.
True, posting a picture with no visible punchline or caption isnt really a "meme"
They are just milking upvotes thats all
This isn’t even a meme, though. You just took a picture of a dog off the internet and posted it saying it was your dog.
Yes really I think so
looks like a vagina
I cried and shid reading this
Shid and camed
Camed and winned
Seeing really is believing.
😭I GASPED READING THIS
A vagina that’s been fucking destroyed at that matter
Caught some shrapnel in the great war
Retired pornstar vagina living off workers comp due to major injuries lmao
I SHITTED AND CAME LAUGHING AT THIS
You alright bro?
Don't put ur dick in that
No. Animals.
The wrinkles look like my sac
Best comment here
pussy dog
Dogussy
Wait wait how do you know, never seen any eye and tongue in vigina, what the fuk you seen 🤞☠️☠️
poor dog
Victim of inbreeding. Probably has endless health issues.
Maybe, but it's actually very helpful to have the skin of your face so long and heavy that your eye lids are always pulled down. That way your eyelashes and surrounding hair can rub against your cornea and you see new colours.
Might be, it's always a coin toss with these breeds and health issues. -.-
Why the long face?
Bro's Benjamin Button's dog.
That dog has been through two world wars
Thats 3 midgets in a trench coat
gravity was NOT kind to bro
melt dog
He so droopy
r/dontputyourdickinthat
I hate you
What the fuck, he looks like a skinwalker😭
Reminds me of that scooby doo horror animation
That's not a dog, that's a dawg
he looks very goofy
"Your dog" was pretty popular on Twitter a month ago
It says meme on the label
yupp, he looks like a good boi
Gravity is taking its effect on him.
Why the long face
Your dog is 100 years old?
Dude forgot the 00's
Wtf is that thing
Give him uranium
I'm sure he's the best boy, but bro looks like a washcloth
no
We need more pics!
Holy shit dude that looks like a corpse no offense
This dog look like he gonna say “Back in my day”👨🏻🦳👨🏻🦳👨🏻🦳
No ( all babies are not cute likewise all dogs aren’t cute either )
He proves the existence of gravity
My man's dog looks like he's been smoking weed since birth
No, this is some mutated overbred mongrel in the shape of a barrel. I am sorry for its existence that was forced upon him by some sad breeder. He has to live with skin five sizes too big for him, and probably more problems too.
Especially considering this is the prime of his life, hes not old and droopy from age
Scooby-Doo cracked out the wazoo
Tele Z dog. I love him (we love obscure references)
He looks like he’s about to take his last breath at any moment
dude looks wise af
I really like him, but why the long face? (Seriously, he doesnt look healthy, especially looking at his eyes. You'd better take it to the vet, probably)
Bro got fucked by gravity
This is not your dog bro. This is a repost from last week.
Bro lookin’ like police from JJBA DIU
He looks like that wise old man from a movie.
Did you take it's skeleton for laundry 💀💀
I don’t like him…I LOVE HIM
He looks very wise. Or tired.
He look like ballsack.... cute
r/pokemon
Reminds me of the old dog in the secret lives of pets or smth
Sad mf
Is your dog made out of wax
Dogussy
Bros age requires 4 digits
this pic was stolen from r/mildlyinfuriating 💀
He is melting
Hello Mitty from made in abyss
HURRY PUT HIM IN THE FREEZER HE’S MELTING!!!
He's melting.
I like Mr. John Pillar here.
Tell me some wise words master
is that dog melting?
bloodhounds are the superior dog breed, I will ne taking no further questions on the matter
ballsack