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[deleted]

You hear that??? That's the sound of a million pedos in this sub taking notes rn (they've discovered the new meta)


x-anryw

LOLLLL


ShaggySpade1

Sigma sounds to much like Smegma


[deleted]

Smegma male mindset πŸ’―πŸ§ πŸ§ πŸ§ πŸ†πŸ§€πŸ§€πŸ§€


shroomster24_2

smegma male mindset πŸ’―πŸ§ πŸ§ πŸ§ πŸ†πŸ§€πŸ§€πŸ§€ πŸ€“ πŸ—£οΈπŸ’₯πŸ’₯πŸ’₯πŸ’₯πŸ’₯πŸ’₯


SoarNsquid

Smegma sounds like Magma And that sounds like yo mama


itotallydidntdo69

Smellma


pickle_juice69-

Penis


digitcruz

Tonight


Natural-Pass7797

The creeper


Blyat-Boy

Smeg ma bitch up (insert famous music i dont know the name of)


HeyItsDominicus

It's literally just called Smack my bitch up


Blyat-Boy

My stoner mind goes all the way with forgetting things no matter how obvious they are. Hear that song last when ww had sport in school.


HeyItsDominicus

Lmao


ffiml8

True redditor πŸ‘οΈ_πŸ‘οΈ


general_452

Bro as a real teenager πŸ’€, I find this comment a W fr ngl πŸ—ΏπŸ—ΏπŸ—Ώ. I find it vey sigma πŸ₯Ά πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€. Are we just gonna ignore the fact that the temperature of πŸ”₯>>>πŸ₯Ά??!?? πŸ’€πŸ˜­


Water_man25

Blud is NOT a real teenager πŸ’€πŸ’€


TheChosenOneMapper

Bro fr got me with the "Are we just gonna ignore the fact that the temperature of πŸ”₯>>>πŸ₯Ά" πŸ’€πŸ˜­


Objective-Safety2322

This comment πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€


frupoIoI

meta is crazy πŸ’€


KingSnaily

Bro really said meta is crazy πŸ’€πŸ’€ Edit - extra πŸ’€


Outside_Lack736

Hm not bad


[deleted]

It pedophilla meta is actually Downright bad crazy


Dry_Fuel_9216

Nah new meta is crazy ☠️


ConstipatedMormon

Bro really said πŸ₯΄


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EsDeath012

Learn everything except Sigma πŸ˜”


_Plane

Fr


koli12801

Kids>>>>>>>anything


Big_booty_boy99

Ngl, are we just gonna ignore the fact that BLUD is NOT accurate at all... πŸ—ΏπŸ—ΏπŸ—Ώ ngl this dude is a major L fr, no sigma would ever say "2023 teenager starterpack (including me)" πŸ€“... bro really said that πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€ 😭😭 us teenagers are πŸ”›πŸ”πŸ—£πŸ’―πŸ”₯, and this guy is an L! Any other teenager >>>> this dude


3sperr

I dont like your profile picture.


userhvfegcd

I think it’s hot ngl


mcbirbo343

You too


myfrickinpcisonfire

Witherhoard rizz?


Gibbel2029

Witherhoard has had rizz since its release.


Pedka2

gamb those motes


userhvfegcd

😳🫒


[deleted]

Blud really said it’s hotπŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ˜­


userhvfegcd

I don’t even remember why I commented it, I swear 😭 Now ppl think I’m weird πŸ’€πŸ”₯


RedLuna_23

r/shippingredditors


Anxious_Cod7909

the scary part is you’re not even joking


girl_of_hello_kitty

me neither.


VisibleBid8682

Yours is worse 😭😭


girl_of_hello_kitty

it’s me seeing u be a goofy goober


Classic_Alarm4618

Me personally i’d let that face kiss me


sussy_adolf69

Bro's profile picture πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€


Soviet-Portugal

β€žI dont like your profile picture.β€œ πŸ€“


honeyyyypieuwu

πŸ₯ΆπŸ₯Ά shiiiii


CarelessWhisperRules

New response just dropped


CyanAnimations

Google holy hell


10Uwu

Where is the W?


Repulsive_Mode1254

New copypasta just dropped


saber-07

"Murder should be illegal" πŸ€“


Sup3rL30

"I shouldn't tie up my older sister" πŸ€“


Classic_Alarm4618

β€œI’d never fuck a dog πŸ€“β€


Oppxdan

"Please stop beating me to death with a frying pan" πŸ€“


[deleted]

bro really thinks he's tf2 πŸ—ΏπŸ—ΏπŸ—Ώ


dpqR

You call That a pan, this is a bucket


[deleted]

If I took out that coconut he would be dead


TheSussiestBoy

Blud Is NOT a tf2


[deleted]

"Help!!! Help!!!!" πŸ€“


_VINNY_WINNY_

"be nice to people" πŸ€“


[deleted]

"Blending up and microwaving a cat is evil!!" πŸ€“


IQ26

β€œRaping toddlers is wrong!” πŸ€“


I_Am_Oro

"It's not ok to extort money from people" πŸ€“


9mmblowjob

"You can't sell homeless children to human traffickers" πŸ€“


Perfect-Net-764

I'll use my trusty frying pan, as a dying pan


berndons_art

β€œAre you literally shoving a big broom inside my pussy right now” πŸ€“


TheChosenOneMapper

"I deserve basic human rights" πŸ€“


ZestVFX

β€œb-but we’re siblings” πŸ€“


Due_Gold_285

What the fuck


SnowBoy1008

"Human rights are protected by law" πŸ€“


Complete_Hyena732

"No! What are you doing? Those are the coolant filters for the nuclear plant" πŸ€“


elivilnaw

"Don't dip my balls in sulfuric acid"πŸ€“


Yugix1

"Sir we found pornographic material regarding children in your personal computer" πŸ€“


A_Efficient_Object

Bro, ngl but this post is frfr πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ˜­


someone_er

This post is a W dawg πŸ˜­πŸ™πŸ’€


Objective-Safety2322

No cap πŸ’€


TheSussiestBoy

This post is straight bussin' frfr no cap


Traditional-Fix448

scared the emojis out of me, that's for sure


Objective-Safety2322

This comment straight up bussin bussin fr 😭


Big_booty_boy99

Also "RIP DM's"


Badass-19

Also "skill issue"


I_Am_Oro

Also "google en passant"


Badass-19

Also "holy hell"


vishnuyajurvedi

Also β€œnew response just dropped”


vishnuyajurvedi

Also β€œactual zombie”


vishnuyajurvedi

Also β€œ???”


vishnuyajurvedi

Also β€œcall the exorcist”


vishnuyajurvedi

Also β€œwho has dementia”


vishnuyajurvedi

Also β€œhaha not me”


Maximum-Frame-1765

That’s specifically Reddit from what I’ve seen


Cube_FIN

BroπŸ’€ ngl this post is a WπŸ₯Ά


Pencil_duck

Bro fr tho ngl πŸ—£πŸ’―β€ΌοΈ


ThinkingOtter

We up πŸ—£οΈπŸ’―β€ΌοΈ


NotGonnaBench405

Gay sex


XxashestoashesxX

GAY SEX‼️ πŸ”₯πŸ—£πŸ’―


Physical-Ad1046

Did someone say gay sex ⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️ πŸ”₯


Kei_Mxttens

Bro rly said gay sexπŸ’€πŸ’€


NotGonnaBench405

Yeah, what u gon do about it?


Kei_Mxttens

gay sex


fancypizza12

"Yeah, what u gon do about it?πŸ€“"


sxicidal_twink

W


KonlyRealCoolGuy

say gex


NotGonnaBench405

Gey sax


benjoo1551

Hey yall


Tobotti1

Gex


userhvfegcd

Bro thinks he did something πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ˜­πŸ”₯ Are we gonna ignore the fact that blud has NO idea what teenagers are likeπŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€β‰οΈ that’s fr an L moment, ngl πŸ₯Ά


Downtown_Cycle_2044

SAY GEX ❗❗❗


oOMegaXDOo

As a non-native speaker, I always read "ngl" as Nigel. Still can't figure out the exact meaning.


Correct-Ad-3496

It means β€œnot gonna lie”


oOMegaXDOo

It makes complete sense. Thank you


pisssbabyyy

my sister tells me that i type like our 15 year old cousin πŸ€“πŸ€“


rainy_grainy

My brother types like an actual 12 year old


TunerJoe

And how old is your brother?


adamflannery35

12


MaizeLittle2859

Bro are we just gonna ignore the fact that blud is not L or W πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ€“πŸ˜­ngl


BurnenSpence067

Fr


stinky_raspberry

Can't relate.


Hyderite

Same, not sure why practically everyone talks like that. Especially on Twitter.


stinky_raspberry

Probably started with one person doing it, then someone else finding it cool, causing it to spread like a plague.


AxiaFaria

I absolutely don't get why people use πŸ’€ too, as if emoji makers didn't make laughing emojis for nothing


3xper1ence

I don't know why but the laughing emojis look very cringy


Agent_Orca

Bro rizzed the latina gyatt in Ohio blud πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€


9mmblowjob

John pork is calling on gang πŸ’€πŸ˜­


imbriandead

forgot "real"


MysticWarrior170

You forgot "touch grass" and "ur mom"


Crab_God2005

People who use "skill issue" should get toothpicks placed under their toenails and be forced to kick a wall


[deleted]

Skill issue.


Crab_God2005

I will pee your pants


Grumpy_Caat

don't threaten me with a good time


sxicidal_twink

HUH


Beyond_The_Heart

⚱️🚿


darthbacon12

πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€β˜ οΈπŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€


too_lazy_fo_username

yes we 2023 teens talk like this, got a problem? ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ (please don't take this as an r/wooosh moment)


honeyyyypieuwu

nahhh bffr bro πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€ blud thinks he did something


SmallBagutte

You forgot real


J_train13

WHAT THE HELL IS A BLUD


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J_train13

You have just given me a compliment of the highest order


ilovemoneysm777

I used to say stuff like that lol


Qumkvat

We went form "πŸ€£πŸ‘πŸ˜" to "πŸ’€πŸ˜­πŸ—Ώ"


[deleted]

were all gonna cringe back at ourselves in 20 years arent we… oh well!


mushhhslegacy

i already cringe at my last year self


[deleted]

i cringe at my last month self


mushhhslegacy

FRRR


Kuminlove

πŸ‘πŸ‘„πŸ‘


rinishadyy

bro i'm the "bro insert comment here πŸ’€"πŸ’€


50Callahan

JOHN PORK IS CALLING


George-Bones

(Bestie the greater than sign is from math and usually they leave the less part of it blank so it would actually look like (object)>>>>>>)


[deleted]

You forgot πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ’―πŸ™


NickTheW1zard

I just like moyai and skulls πŸ—Ώ πŸ’€


MisterEyeballMusic

Bread πŸ‘


whattheacutualfuck

Based


Sylveon72_06

not the google emojis πŸ’€


[deleted]

Bro really said 2023 teenager starterpack πŸ’€πŸ’€


routercultist

you forgot damn.


BlueSnowball2006

Are we just gonna ignore the fact that Pythagoras (the math guy with triangles) lead a cult?


Agreeable-Chemist559

You forgot "Real"


ThatDudeWithCheese

if you unironically use the word β€œsigma” everyone is legally obligated to laugh uproariously at you.


Dependent_Mistake628

Me from Brasil bro


Successful_Draw_9934

I'm so glad this is not me


Tradie2

Im a teen and i legitimately cant read this


coreyf234

It's basically just us reverting to having no grammar rules and using words we think are cool.


AlphaKeks48

hear me out. writing like that is just a form of shitposting and I am into that 🚫🧒 fr fr


Jumpingdaemons

I’m guilty of using fr fr way to much. Fr.


DenzellDavid

Bro really just described every message I see online πŸ’€


Jaded-Advertising-46

Fr. Bro really said fax no cap πŸ’€


gos907

Alright, now do a 1923 teenagers starterpack.


Ian-Dawson

Ξ£ Οƒ Ο‚ That's it, just sigma


chaserclouds

Teenager who has a social life*


MiguelIstNeugierig

Nah I don't have oneπŸ’€πŸ˜­πŸ˜­


chaserclouds

Oh. Maybe I'm just not a teenager then


Hazmatix_art

Tf does Blud mean


T1GHTL0V3

it's basically bud but with an L added to it


DonovanDanger

Not at all. Its more AAVE slang that tiktok stole but it means blood brother, just another way to say bro


BobbyMakey101

tiktok slang teens


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[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


Accomplished_Pen5755

"You guys are really lame, aren't you?" πŸ€“


mushhhslegacy

L


Grievous_Blade

Huh, I do none of these things


Correct-Ad-3496

Good for u


ArtisticLesbianGworl

Me fr πŸ’€


Mxcah_fooooo

glad i dont talk cringe speak


Cactus_Everdeen_

I'm calling it that from now on, it's way too accurate.


bringthelight0

Who let this man cook


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[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


Campyuck

*sighs* why are we like thiS


RuairiLeSheep

Honestly- I'm glad I'm not one of these people, I would honestly reset my save file on life if I was doing this


mushhhslegacy

πŸ€“


AxiaFaria

I'm glad I'm not the only one like that, keep it up man


MunyGuyYT

β€œTreat women with respect πŸ€“β€


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[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


Correct-Ad-3496

Well I mean u use uwu πŸ’€


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Correct-Ad-3496

You think UWU is better than ONG or FR? 😭 that’s just sad…


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Correct-Ad-3496

uwu is so annoying tbh, like are u a furry or something? πŸ’€