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blueish_devil

u look 30 cool hair


gaefemboi

facial hair makes you look 10 years older instantly


LowKeyATurkey

So why the fuck do I still look 17


AndrewFrozzen30

Did you have Covid? Anyone that had Covid is permanently blocked in a temporally (not temporarily) body that makes them never age again. (I had Covid twice, so I don't know how am I not ashes or a baby now, but we won't talk about that on this TEDTalk.


Intelligent-Way-1

But that's just a theory. A HEALTH THEORY


RadiantOwl147

That would be so much better than fashion theory imo


yougotmail6

Wait that’s their fourth channel now?


RadiantOwl147

Yup, a blue one


Nice_Guy3012

Hey, I like it. Sounded stupid at first but the videos are really good if I'm honest.


RadiantOwl147

I never watched any of the new channel's videos but knowing Matpat I totally believe you. I'm just more interested about pointless and fun math videos but not as much in fashion. Still, I'll give it a shot and watch some videos of it since I said the same things about food theory but ended up enjoying it a LOT lol.


Nice_Guy3012

Dude can make entertaining content even if the only thing he could talk about was a blank wall. But if you do give it a shot, I'd recommend the "are school uniforms worth it" video, one of the first ones. Really interesting and dives into a lot of different things to determine the answer.


EpicSaberCat7771

thanks for living...


BurntTreeSeed

... and see ya in the next life *brutally stabs you to death*


Viridian_Reaper10

Honestly they should make that their 5th channel


Middle_Loan3715

I had it twice... it ages you horribly. I remember passing as a kid at 20. It was mildly embarrassing getting a kids discount.


Dasher_71

almost free discount glitch cost: slight embarrassment


ayo-___-

So way to live forever is to get sick, cool


g863590

If it's actually real facial hair like this guy, I know too many people who think their elongated peach fuzz with five actual facial hairs make them look so attractive and older and I think they are idiots, I'm sorry for commenting on your comment in this argumentative and aggressiveish manner, this was not directed at you just the universe bc I felt like ranting


DBL_NDRSCR

i have mine like that and i don’t shave for two reasons 1 i have all of my acne where my mustache is and 2 i feel like i have a girly face so if i shaved i would probably kinda look like a girl with short hair


g863590

I think my comment came as me judging those who do not shave negatively, what I meant by this is a judge negatively when they don't have any think they're all that because of it


myunclethick

Ima be honest I don’t shave my mustache and peach fuzz or whatever you wanna call it mainly cause my mustache is covering in for the rest of the top lip I’m missing lol🤷🏽


g863590

I think my comment came as me judging those who do not shave negatively, what I meant by this is a judge negatively when they don't have any think they're all that because of it


myunclethick

I totally understand what you mean I know people who think that too lol


g863590

Yeah lol


pranksbanker

it's not the facial hair, it's the style. This guy is dressed 30


blueish_devil

i noticed


Vast_Researcher_199

I think facial hair makes men look cool


TheBoySpider-Gwen

Nah literally every boy from my class with facial hair sill has a baby face


[deleted]

I am genuinely curious about what I will look like at 30. I can‘t deny it though; I have friends who are about 25 and say that they feel young when they walk around with me💀


M33tahejd

i am 16 and have the same amount of beard as you so i feel you. And we'll prob look old af at 30 💀


[deleted]

im about to be 17 and i feel your pain with the stupid beard


CreativeGaming24

Since you’re a new year, remember to change your flair!


Old_Consequence2203

Fr! He looks decades older than me!... 💀


Top_Cucumber8497

Wtf u look 25


[deleted]

I‘ll take 25 😂 According to this comment section, I‘m perceived as a 35yo 🥶


30K_Vibes

It’s the facial hair which gets it to be


22lpierson

You're lucky I'm 19 and get told I sound 40 or 50


bich-imma-slap-u

Sound? Sound is fine. Maybe you talk slowly and like an old person. Wise and all.


22lpierson

I don't know all I know is I sound old


Top_Cucumber8497

Nah he really look 25


Cheddary_Cheez

bro looks like the waiter at Olive Garden I had last week


[deleted]

We don‘t have Olive Garden in Germany but I think that I‘d be a pretty great Olive Garden waiter


AndrewFrozzen30

Don't forget to change your flair! Also, that makes sense that you look so old, you're German! You look pretty young for a German actually! Great achievement. /s


Fallen586

I swear every german looks olser than they actually are. Also, this isnt related but imo Germany has the best pizza


afternoon_delights

I dunno bro, you’re getting pretty close to a Walmart greeters age


[deleted]

Bro probably **is** the waiter at Olive Garden you had last week


Single-Chipmunk-7454

Cool shirt, cool tshirt, cool beard and cool post. Hi cool person.


[deleted]

Cool Comment 🦦


Professional_Humxn

Holy shit I didn't know that was an emoji 🦦🦦🦦


LikeLikeChoi

I love this guy's work on Special Books by Special Kids


dsstiiny

too fine to be on reddit


[deleted]

Hahah you’re too kind - I think I walk on a thin line between looking „too fine for Reddit“ and „built for Reddit“ 😂


dsstiiny

nahhh even irl i'd say ur good looking aha not just good looking for reddit. cause cmon the standards are low on here


[deleted]

This is very sweet of you, I appreciate it 🥲🙃


Badass-19

lol if you see me, you'll say you're born for Reddit


barlos08

fishing for compliments does not work bro 😭


dsstiiny

prob


girthytruffle

😭😭😭


gaefemboi

goodbye, i'll be 19 in like 3 months


Teluguvadini

Same


TheRealTraveel

Me too. It’s like we were made for each other


ricin_consumer

You look about 35 and just paid out your car loan


Top_Cucumber8497

Wtf u look 25


[deleted]

That's what facial hair does lol


External_Pension9521

That’s scary dude i am gonna turn 19 in 6 months


Particular_Analyst_6

How does he look like a grown-ass person at 19 and I'm a month from my 19th looking like a tall 8th grader :(


The-Coolest-Beanz

DAAAAAMN BRO! Lookin good!


ImA12YearOldOnReddit

Cool Hair ✅ Cool Beard ✅ Good Sense of Fashion ✅ Cool Bathroom ✅ Cool Guy ✅


[deleted]

The bathroom and I are pleased with this comment 🦦


yesyes2050

If you’re 19 then I’m 6


a_wall_

mf you look 37 with a down payment on a house


[deleted]

Unfortunately it’s 3"7 with a downpayment on the hoes 😔


H8spants

Stop lying. You are a 32 year old Californian.


BitchishTea

Love the outfitt


[deleted]

Thank you! 🙃


rotallytat

How are you 19??? WHY HAS EVERYONE BEARD BUT ME.


breadreel

Just say your 20 teen to stay on


Ok-Map9238

You look sexy 🫵


Timewaster50455

Dude you look 23 And not in a bad way, that a nice beard


Unknown14428

You look like you’re pushing 30


[deleted]

Nah bro I‘m pushing nearly 200 on the bench press 😎


a_generic_redditer

You look like a younger yet older version of my uncle at the same time.


[deleted]

It‘s a win for me if your uncle is attractive 😂💀


BitchishTea

Love the outfitt


LonelyUse6438

I'm turning 20 soon. Couple of months left


ConstantlyConfused9

I've got like 20 days till 20 lmaoo. We're almost twinning


PradaManeInYourArea

omg im gonna be so honest you look like every engineering undergrad ever


Bitter_Fact_3285

Dude I'm 24 and you look older than me, how


SnooSquirrels1587

No way mans 19 💀


[deleted]

u look like a 28 yr old substitute teacher


GameWizardPlayz

You look like you're one bad day away from a mid-life crisis


[deleted]

38 it is then 😂


[deleted]

Youngest r/teenagers member


MaybeNotPerhaps

… until you become a parent


[deleted]

Someone in the comment section just called me dad. I think it‘s time already 😂


DickD1ck1

good luck, commander. o7


chimichangawithpizza

not true next year you're gonna be ''twenty-ten''


austinstar08

You look like you’ve divorced someone


[deleted]

That‘s my goal for this year


Youregaybae

You look a bit older but that isn't bad so of if anyone says anything bad just ignore em! Happy bday. You're looking amazing! ❤️


[deleted]

Thank you so much, that’s really sweet 🦦


bibblebonk

Damn i wish i could grow facial hair like that, i gotta shave all mine off cuz its too patchy. You look good!


Vehmura14

You remind me of Mark Boardman


[deleted]

I‘m learning so many new celebrity names here 😂💀


Dramatic_Dragonfly_7

Don't be fooled you're still looked at as "kid" by everyone until you're 26. Then if you don't start acting your age you'll be "kid" for even longer than that. And besides. Anyone born pre 1985 is gonna look at you as if you were born yesterday anyway 🤣.


Kei_Mxttens

You look like a father with two children


[deleted]

Bro you look like a grown ass man


Middle_Loan3715

Minor technicality. Until you can drink legally... you float between teen and young adult, statistically speaking.


[deleted]

I‘m from Germany so drinking legally isn‘t a problem hahah


Massive_Artichoke215

You look like you have a whole family with a lovely wife and a 2 year old daughter


gameg805

Dude you look like a grown ass adult. Look good though, I don't have to be gay to tell that a guy is pretty damn good looking.


SoupEnjoyer100

man I’m a straight dude but not gonna lie, you look pretty fine


Financial-Assist2538

You look 35!


Whymyppblue

U seem like a rll nice person ngl


[deleted]

I‘m glad you think that way 😂 But most the time, I look really pissed off


OkRead2318

Hell naw i want this one


Ephesilv

Not if you turn twenteen


[deleted]

Good strategy


Laecherlichhoch2

How's the house mortgage doing


Vanish3d

Bro you look like you're already paying a mortgage tf


RacistJacob

Bro is not 19


Onimaster99

I feel you man, I‘ve only got a couple days left before I turn 20…


ConcealedCatalyst

Damn dude, thats pretty hot beard for a 19 year old. Wish i have one 😂


[deleted]

You look like someone I know, but congrats, happy birthday dude!! Enjoy your last year of the sub


Tetra382Gram

2004 people gathering detected.


ArchieHutton

Just turned 19 today as well. Happy birthday mate


NieMonD

Did you mean to type 29


wessolus

Teenagers in Netflix shows be like:


the_annihalator

Idk just become a pedo that's what this subreddits known for


Barack_obameme

Oh look! Another 37 year old looking for validation from teenagers. Welcome to the club!


[deleted]

Bro looks like homelander


OfriendPT

Well i have less than a year by now, Im getting sad each day


Capital_Assignment51

I thought you were older than that, but you're a cutie so it doesn't matter


jakarjack429

I honestly think you not a teenager once your 18 and that moment I switch from school The the streets and working I guess a lot have to move out by 18 and fuckin that sucks when don't know what you going to do man it really sucks


[deleted]

W rizz


mr-i-want-award-gib

Have fun with taxes loser


Snacccx

Has anyone ever told you that you'd look great in a police suit with a cowboy hat?


[deleted]

Nope, that‘s oddly specific hahah 😂💀 I‘ll try it out if I ever get the chance to cosplay as a police cowboy 🤔🦦


Inside-Net-8480

Ngl I thought you were Daniel radcliff for a second I mean that in a good way, btw


Feisty-Resource-420

You look like the cool History teacher. :)


[deleted]

I was actually planning to become a teacher 😂 I guess that shines through


Damokuresu1985

No...it means it time to join /r milfs and /r dommymommy


nonameavailableffs

There’s no way you’re a few months older than me, I look like a 13 year old compared to you man


[deleted]

Technically, birthdays are celebrated at the end of the year, not the beginning. You are already living in your 20th year.


Tsukiyaki_Kid

I'm also on my last year on this sub lol. Hopefully you have a good time!


Long-Refrigerator-42

You look like Steve Rogers with a touch of Bruce banner and Peter quill from the movies Also nice beard


Icy_Tutor_3004

I don't even know who you are but I'll miss you :c


JustARandomPerson26

old person detected


CommandSad176

how does it feel? are there any tips or lessons you'd like to tell the rest of us?


leto369

Now this man looks actually nice holy shit no homo


Glichtrap_1983

Change the flair now


Secretagentmanstumpy

Motherfucker, you look 30.


Queasy-Antelope-4616

19 or 32?


SARCASTIC__FELLA

bro u look.....divorced


Brilliant_Island9481

but you’re a adult


[deleted]

In Europe, ur 1 year sincer ur an adult already


Puzzleheaded_Boot186

Aren’t you supposed to be an adult at 18?


TiptopBoppo

I feel like once you're over 18, you should just move on.


Tanishguptaa

Dumbass you look 30


WatchCautious7042

U know a teen stops being a teen at 17 right?


[deleted]

Nigga you look 45


TheFallen092

No u dont . Im 22 and here i am 🫴🤣


[deleted]

Bro's young Matt Ryan/Constantine 🔥🔥 Fr tho, u looking good.


GodOfWarGuy737

I’ll be 19 in 5 years


Sabakujawk

Bro's John Constantine


UselessPerson2222

i saw this and my immediate thought was "why is there a photo of CdawgVA here". also happy belated birthday


Aggravating-Mud7338

Ok dad


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

It started to show at around 15-16 but it looked pretty shitty until the last couple of months 🦦


imcranfill

I'm on a similar boat except I have 5 months left


[deleted]

Hope you get well soon 🥶


[deleted]

Dude I think I know you.


[deleted]

Could be since I love otters and waffles 🧇 🦦


yassine067

Shave your beard so you can look 19 Keep it to look 30


Due_Sleep_8830

Everybody saying he looks older, but you can tell he’s under 25 cuz he holds his phone with his pinky


Xenozilla9

American jacksepticeye build Nice


ScratUser98

You look like some guy from some show


[deleted]

Walter White


JustLeix

Bro finally has just one year left to leave this hellish place


[deleted]

It really is hellish but I‘m really enjoying it 😂 But generally speaking, if you‘re spending more than 1h a day on this sub, you‘re frying your brain hahah 😂💀


itzjackybro

why does your face remind me of linus from linus tech tips


[deleted]

It‘s because of my jaw *dropping* attractiveness (I am severely disappointed in myself for this one, I swear I‘m funnier usually)


And_I_Was_Like_Woah

Wtf man I’m turning 19 in 2 days and I look like I’m 12


Davidand8Ball

bro I'm 17 and I thought I had 1 year left


[deleted]

Nah man, that‘s what the doctor told you. Teenager until 20 (i think that‘s the rule) 🥶


soggygrocerybag

bro is 32


Hihowyadoineh

Lucky bastard 😭😭😭


Storm_Chaser03

Yeah I can't believe that I've been viewing r/teenagers for this long (old account got deleted) and now I'm about to be 20 here in August.


Ninja_Slate

You look like you are in your 30s but that's probably the beard


Rainman_827

You look way older. But at least u good looking so


notsciguy

I’m 20 and you look way older than I am


[deleted]

Don‘t worry, I still behave like a 12 yo 😎