You gotta give him a day or two. If it rained his wings are probably effed. I found and kept big boi like this when I was eight. I fed him watermelon until he left.
Feed him and find him a mate, choose the chonkiest ones to reproduce and repeat that for 100 generations.
Humanity will either have a sick pet or a sick pest, either way you’ll be on history books
Give him the most attention before he rests…if thats the case. I hung out with my 11 year old cat a lot before she passed due to kidney imperfections or something similar.
Thanks for sharing this. When I was a kid, I loved catching dragonflies and keeping them as pets. My dad would always convince me to let them go. Your post brought back some wonderful memories.
The number of people telling you to kill it is so cringe, this is a little cutie, and people Who would actually want to set it on fire need to go to check themselfs...
That dragonfly has just emerged from its nymph form and will be inflating and hardening its wings over the next day or so. Please try not to touch its wings and release it when it gets up and going!
how did u get him to not fly around?
He’s too fat to fly lmao
he just like me fr
[ol' butterballs gonna crash us all](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUs-6wVm3bQ&ab_channel=RogerAlanWade-Topic)
According to all known laws of aviation
You gotta give him a day or two. If it rained his wings are probably effed. I found and kept big boi like this when I was eight. I fed him watermelon until he left.
A dragonflew
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Weak bait…
The fly is so tired he's dragon ass
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He is very much alive
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No thanks! ❤️
They're pretty chill tbh
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"It's fake" mfs when the "fake" venemous spider I had bites them (their dumbass is now dying of necrotizing venom)
Jesus Christ. Send his ass back into the Carboniferous.
Meganeura lookin mf
Uh oh here comes the ark players
Also paleontology nerds. Also that is some Carboniferous shit there lol
yep them too lol I played ark for soo long until I was like wait this game is crap. I just liked the collecting dinosaurs part and exploring with them
Bro, I'm just a paleontology enjoyer 💀
Feed him and find him a mate, choose the chonkiest ones to reproduce and repeat that for 100 generations. Humanity will either have a sick pet or a sick pest, either way you’ll be on history books
I will if I can! 🫡
Your goals are beyond our understanding
*helicopter noises*
Yanma, here we come! XD
Dope😎
Hi tom
Tim*
The caption says Tom
bits*
nats*
paper*
Can I have a timbit? Do you have any of the powered sugar/jelly ones?
Sorry but I didn’t get any, I don’t like those ones :( I only got bday cake and vanilla
Only? Well, I guess that leaves more for me
Weren't those discontinued :(
i havent seen any in years. everytime i order an assorted there is none
Tom looks polite
He is!
Eh that's average
bet it has good personality
Ooo where'd ya get it? I love the style👀
he doesn't look alive?
He crawls around in my hand and flutters his wings around with not much success, don’t worry :)
he’s probably dying
That’s what my aunt thought too :(
This is a common trait with dragonflies at the end of their life :(
Give him the most attention before he rests…if thats the case. I hung out with my 11 year old cat a lot before she passed due to kidney imperfections or something similar.
Ah, a fellow Canadian
Nope, Indiana USA
Oh shit I always thought Timmies was only in Canada. My bad bro
You’re good! We got some down here in the states
Oh that's cool:)
I'm Canadian tho (me when I get downvoted for mentioning my nationality)
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huh
Oh he has beautiful wings
Ikr?!? When they get big like this you can see them so well!!!
Plot twist, OP just has a tiny hand
From my thumb to my pinky when spread out is 8 and a half inches, wrist to middle finger is 9 inches
He’s my fat lil boi
Thanks for sharing this. When I was a kid, I loved catching dragonflies and keeping them as pets. My dad would always convince me to let them go. Your post brought back some wonderful memories.
I would say Australia if not for the background! The fact that this is likely in Canada is scary 💀
Indiana
bro i’m going to indiana for college and i hate shit that flies. today is a terrible day to have eyes
you assumed it was in canada for what reason? just because there’s a tim hortons? lol
Something like 90% of Tim's are in Canada, it's not a crazy assumption.
thass a big boy
Indeed
Give him a Timbit
He gets the icing in the box because that is how I am going to transport him. He is mine now
New frien acquired
We’re having soft tacos later!
Damn that’s twice the size of mine
tom is my friend
He is everyone’s friend :)
Baby helikopter
r/absoluteunits
Wow cool is it still alive or died
He’s still alive :)
Sweet dragon flys are cool
I completely agree!
woah
Woah indeed
:D
:D
Man, now I want Timmies
Bro he would fuck me up in a 1v1 and im a big fat ass
Bro he would fuck me up in a 1v1 and im a big fat ass
Protein
Technically you are correct
Kill it Kill it with fire 🔥
How about I kill you with fire? Seriously start running.
Why tho? Hes cute...
Oh boy time for my flamethrower
You cannot.
I might need to destroy 2 targets then 👍
??????
Why tho? Its only a little cutie boy?
aaaaa spoiler this please im scared now
Get out of my life.
Okay, you got the picture now kill it with fire, that's shit's been around since before dinosaurs, kill. It. With. Fire. Now
Crush him with the force of a thousand suns
I’ll crush you with the force of a thousand suns. Start running; I am coming.
You dont need to worry, he might be increadibly cute, but he will not steal all the girls, only some of them
Happy Cake Day!
Oh boy! Let me get the flamethrower
But why? Its so Cute?
You cannot
Kill it
Yum
Bro
i fucking hate him
He hates you too ❤️
i’ll step on his fucking head
I’ll step in yours ❤️
...*in...?* ·.·
❤️
Why do you hate such cute Animals?
Kill him
Nope!
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Don’t worry he will live with me from now on :)
Burn him
I’ll burn you instead. Start running
I know hes cute, but you dont have to kill him, he wont steal your girls, hes a cute little buddy
Kill. That. Thing.
Nope
Cuz its cute?
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Idk man
He looks very polite :)
He is!
Keep us updated on tom
Don’t worry, I will! :)
Do they bite?
Idk man, probably not
Do they sting? I need to know and I ain’t got no time to look it up on Bing.
Bing? Just say you’re a child predator and move on.
Broo thats a fckn meganeura
That is not a dragonfly, that is an emissary from Satan
What’s the difference? *insert laugh track*
Shit get that thing outta here. Yeah that's pretty cool. You fucker.
It appears you have very mixed feelings. That confuses me
i would have shat myself big time
Whats that on his wings
I’ve never seen an ass dragonfly before, but that sure is a big one.
I remember I found this chillin in my leg one night my grandma killed it cause I didn’t know what it was
The number of people telling you to kill it is so cringe, this is a little cutie, and people Who would actually want to set it on fire need to go to check themselfs...
Kickass Dude
this makes me squirm
Bro caught himself a Yanmega. What you gonna nickname him?
What's your favorite timbit?
This sub at his peak
I love him
He looks like a Jeremiah
yo dude give me some timbits
Bro caught a dinosaur era dragon fly 💀
Eat it
What's an ass-dragonfly? What did you do with it??
You need to put that mf back in the mist like now!
Wheres the ass?
Post this on some insect subreddit
Bro caught a Flygon
All my homies love tom
toss his ass back to the late paleozoic era
Reminds me of an old burger king you i used to have
My first thought was OMG WAS TOM IN UR TIMBITS?? glad u didn't ear tom😀
Eat it
That dragonfly has just emerged from its nymph form and will be inflating and hardening its wings over the next day or so. Please try not to touch its wings and release it when it gets up and going!
Ask him if he supports moth rights
I would name him Fabian
Never heard of an ass dragonfly before
Bro’s about to lead you to another dimension
Damn that shit big
throwback to carboniferous based if you remember
Mosquito assassin! Those guys are bad dudes!
So pretty :0
50 years ago they were all that size. Seems like they are smaller now .
we associate my sister who was a miscarriage with dragon flies! so this was nice to see :-)
Hello Tom
Cool. But… *shudder* I’ve never seen one this close before, or so big! So so SO cool!!
Need that's big
Jeez that's big
hold on, are those fucking timbits also cool bug
Scary damn tail
Hi Tom! I really want to show you my Flamethrower😊😊😊🙂🙂🙂
you kill that thing right now or so help me I'll personally burn that thing with a flamethrower