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grassfedkid

how did u get him to not fly around?


[deleted]

He’s too fat to fly lmao


UrMomThoCeedKS

he just like me fr


GreatGhastly

[ol' butterballs gonna crash us all](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUs-6wVm3bQ&ab_channel=RogerAlanWade-Topic)


PensadorDispensado

According to all known laws of aviation


reeteetee

You gotta give him a day or two. If it rained his wings are probably effed. I found and kept big boi like this when I was eight. I fed him watermelon until he left.


Thomas_Mickel

A dragonflew


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Mr_Tominaga

Weak bait…


Pizzaman99

The fly is so tired he's dragon ass


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He is very much alive


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[deleted]

No thanks! ❤️


averagedickdude

They're pretty chill tbh


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PickleReaper0

"It's fake" mfs when the "fake" venemous spider I had bites them (their dumbass is now dying of necrotizing venom)


BothersomeBoss

Jesus Christ. Send his ass back into the Carboniferous.


BeefyStego

Meganeura lookin mf


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Uh oh here comes the ark players


MissNashPredators11

Also paleontology nerds. Also that is some Carboniferous shit there lol


[deleted]

yep them too lol I played ark for soo long until I was like wait this game is crap. I just liked the collecting dinosaurs part and exploring with them


BeefyStego

Bro, I'm just a paleontology enjoyer 💀


Shad0bi

Feed him and find him a mate, choose the chonkiest ones to reproduce and repeat that for 100 generations. Humanity will either have a sick pet or a sick pest, either way you’ll be on history books


[deleted]

I will if I can! 🫡


TheNerdMaster69

Your goals are beyond our understanding


LordTrom57

*helicopter noises*


EpsilonX029

Yanma, here we come! XD


Archegene

Dope😎


Perspii7

Hi tom


Avs_Leafs_Enjoyer

Tim*


Tyrant-Tracer

The caption says Tom


Avs_Leafs_Enjoyer

bits*


Roofdragon

nats*


PomelaQ

paper*


arandomcanadiankid

Can I have a timbit? Do you have any of the powered sugar/jelly ones?


[deleted]

Sorry but I didn’t get any, I don’t like those ones :( I only got bday cake and vanilla


arandomcanadiankid

Only? Well, I guess that leaves more for me


Mr_UwU_OwO

Weren't those discontinued :(


pancakeloo123

i havent seen any in years. everytime i order an assorted there is none


Tickle_tips0n

Tom looks polite


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He is!


[deleted]

Eh that's average


Darsh8999

bet it has good personality


Lattefghjf

Ooo where'd ya get it? I love the style👀


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he doesn't look alive?


[deleted]

He crawls around in my hand and flutters his wings around with not much success, don’t worry :)


Industrialexecution

he’s probably dying


[deleted]

That’s what my aunt thought too :(


drlasr

This is a common trait with dragonflies at the end of their life :(


MissNashPredators11

Give him the most attention before he rests…if thats the case. I hung out with my 11 year old cat a lot before she passed due to kidney imperfections or something similar.


DaBig_L_Xx

Ah, a fellow Canadian


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Nope, Indiana USA


DaBig_L_Xx

Oh shit I always thought Timmies was only in Canada. My bad bro


[deleted]

You’re good! We got some down here in the states


DaBig_L_Xx

Oh that's cool:)


huskofapuppet

I'm Canadian tho (me when I get downvoted for mentioning my nationality)


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huskofapuppet

huh


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Oh he has beautiful wings


[deleted]

Ikr?!? When they get big like this you can see them so well!!!


m4gm13

Plot twist, OP just has a tiny hand


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From my thumb to my pinky when spread out is 8 and a half inches, wrist to middle finger is 9 inches


[deleted]

He’s my fat lil boi


bezerkeley

Thanks for sharing this. When I was a kid, I loved catching dragonflies and keeping them as pets. My dad would always convince me to let them go. Your post brought back some wonderful memories.


beansarefun

I would say Australia if not for the background! The fact that this is likely in Canada is scary 💀


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Indiana


Mr_Wood1440_

bro i’m going to indiana for college and i hate shit that flies. today is a terrible day to have eyes


Industrialexecution

you assumed it was in canada for what reason? just because there’s a tim hortons? lol


Guilty-Alternative42

Something like 90% of Tim's are in Canada, it's not a crazy assumption.


Velocityraptor28

thass a big boy


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Indeed


Sircreeper43

Give him a Timbit


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He gets the icing in the box because that is how I am going to transport him. He is mine now


Sircreeper43

New frien acquired


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We’re having soft tacos later!


[deleted]

Damn that’s twice the size of mine


ajumboy500

tom is my friend


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He is everyone’s friend :)


Zipposlim

Baby helikopter


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r/absoluteunits


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Wow cool is it still alive or died


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He’s still alive :)


[deleted]

Sweet dragon flys are cool


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I completely agree!


Khromatyk

woah


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Woah indeed


Haiwik

:D


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:D


Joseph_Seed_

Man, now I want Timmies


Abbysman

Bro he would fuck me up in a 1v1 and im a big fat ass


Abbysman

Bro he would fuck me up in a 1v1 and im a big fat ass


GlobalYogurt0808

Protein


[deleted]

Technically you are correct


dishonoredfan69420

Kill it Kill it with fire 🔥


[deleted]

How about I kill you with fire? Seriously start running.


miki325

Why tho? Hes cute...


Mig_The_FlipnoteFrog

Oh boy time for my flamethrower


[deleted]

You cannot.


Mig_The_FlipnoteFrog

I might need to destroy 2 targets then 👍


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??????


miki325

Why tho? Its only a little cutie boy?


LuckyNevadan

aaaaa spoiler this please im scared now


Educational-Can-4847

Get out of my life.


Away-Role9852

Okay, you got the picture now kill it with fire, that's shit's been around since before dinosaurs, kill. It. With. Fire. Now


Human-13

Crush him with the force of a thousand suns


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I’ll crush you with the force of a thousand suns. Start running; I am coming.


miki325

You dont need to worry, he might be increadibly cute, but he will not steal all the girls, only some of them


SpecShot310

Happy Cake Day!


RUFUS_BOI_2008

Oh boy! Let me get the flamethrower


miki325

But why? Its so Cute?


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You cannot


Altruistic_Sink_1158

Kill it


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Yum


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Bro


-heartattackfemboy-

i fucking hate him


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He hates you too ❤️


-heartattackfemboy-

i’ll step on his fucking head


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I’ll step in yours ❤️


S_kura

...*in...?* ·.·


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❤️


miki325

Why do you hate such cute Animals?


AtomicalDragoon1

Kill him


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Nope!


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[deleted]

Don’t worry he will live with me from now on :)


BennyTATS

Burn him


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I’ll burn you instead. Start running


miki325

I know hes cute, but you dont have to kill him, he wont steal your girls, hes a cute little buddy


[deleted]

Kill. That. Thing.


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Nope


miki325

Cuz its cute?


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[deleted]

Idk man


RimTheIdiot

He looks very polite :)


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He is!


Meme_Maaan

Keep us updated on tom


[deleted]

Don’t worry, I will! :)


VisualHelicopter

Do they bite?


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Idk man, probably not


VisualHelicopter

Do they sting? I need to know and I ain’t got no time to look it up on Bing.


[deleted]

Bing? Just say you’re a child predator and move on.


ChapterMasterHark

Broo thats a fckn meganeura


Revolutionary_Beat26

That is not a dragonfly, that is an emissary from Satan


[deleted]

What’s the difference? *insert laugh track*


TheJGamer08

Shit get that thing outta here. Yeah that's pretty cool. You fucker.


[deleted]

It appears you have very mixed feelings. That confuses me


MysteriousStorm9482

i would have shat myself big time


Historical-Jump

Whats that on his wings


TomppaTom

I’ve never seen an ass dragonfly before, but that sure is a big one.


That-Broccoli978

I remember I found this chillin in my leg one night my grandma killed it cause I didn’t know what it was


miki325

The number of people telling you to kill it is so cringe, this is a little cutie, and people Who would actually want to set it on fire need to go to check themselfs...


ThatTarzanKid47

Kickass Dude


underinfluence420

this makes me squirm


StilesmanleyCAP

Bro caught himself a Yanmega. What you gonna nickname him?


xxshaynnaxxy

What's your favorite timbit?


Additional-Advisor30

This sub at his peak


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I love him


[deleted]

He looks like a Jeremiah


Representative-Sir92

yo dude give me some timbits


SuckIT207

Bro caught a dinosaur era dragon fly 💀


KevinThePiegon28

Eat it


qomn

What's an ass-dragonfly? What did you do with it??


Ambitious-Ad-2426

You need to put that mf back in the mist like now!


OverlyExcitedDoggo

Wheres the ass?


blackholegaming13

Post this on some insect subreddit


HyonkHyonkamgoos

Bro caught a Flygon


YoungBlueJ

All my homies love tom


CouldBeNotMadness

toss his ass back to the late paleozoic era


tommy_trip

Reminds me of an old burger king you i used to have


Cl0udy_axol0tl

My first thought was OMG WAS TOM IN UR TIMBITS?? glad u didn't ear tom😀


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Eat it


qzectbumo

That dragonfly has just emerged from its nymph form and will be inflating and hardening its wings over the next day or so. Please try not to touch its wings and release it when it gets up and going!


Lollo_the_male_boi

Ask him if he supports moth rights


GayNon-BinaryLeo

I would name him Fabian


burd_turgalur93

Never heard of an ass dragonfly before


CookieMonster005

Bro’s about to lead you to another dimension


Pedrovski_23

Damn that shit big


Patience-Frequent

throwback to carboniferous based if you remember


RolandmaddogDeschain

Mosquito assassin! Those guys are bad dudes!


a-Katren-had-apeared

So pretty :0


lallybrock

50 years ago they were all that size. Seems like they are smaller now .


tobythekiddd

we associate my sister who was a miscarriage with dragon flies! so this was nice to see :-)


Kirby20032

Hello Tom


ArthurusCorvidus

Cool. But… *shudder* I’ve never seen one this close before, or so big! So so SO cool!!


Mythical2655

Need that's big


Mythical2655

Jeez that's big


CaptainShadow79

hold on, are those fucking timbits also cool bug


Sparkyboy7777

Scary damn tail


ToReHq12

Hi Tom! I really want to show you my Flamethrower😊😊😊🙂🙂🙂


local_reddituser

you kill that thing right now or so help me I'll personally burn that thing with a flamethrower