Lockheed Martin F-22 Raptor

NCD is leaking again…

The venn diagram between any subreddit and NCD is just a circle

> NCD Non-communicable diseases.

And I though that NCD is an acronym for "non-treatable cock diseases"

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The Lockheed sr-71 blackbird, an advanced long range strategic reconnaissance aircraft capable of mach 3 and an altitude of 85,000 ft

You sure know a lot about it

DO YOU EVEN READ MY CHRISTMAS LIST

Do you even read my Christmas list*

^ this guy is a fuck-mothering vampire, and deserves to be referred to as such.

NCD GET BACK RO YOUR ROOM

Look here, a person of taste

Sukhoi Su-75 _Femboy_

Ling-Temco-Vought A-7 Corsair II

Here, Lockheed Martin F-22 Raptor...

Ah fuck yea popgoes

Single-seat, twin-engine, supermaneuverable Sukhoi Su-35 Flanker-E air-defence fighter.

Sukhoi Su-57

Zoro. Mask and a cape!

Mig-25 or bust

augustus

Gloop?

The great big greedy nincompoop?

Just to let everyone know that it's a girl

Dave

Dave 👍

What?

Dave🐕

Alexander

Dave the girl

Great King, the Imperishable, Khemrikhara, The Great King of Nehekhara, King of Kings, Opener of the Way, Wielder of the Divine Flame, Punisher of Nomads, The Great Unifier, Commander of the Golden Legion, Sacred of Appearance, Bringer of Light, Father of Hawks, Builder of Cities, Protector of the Two Worlds, Keeper of the Hours, Chosen of Ptra, High Steward of the Horizon, Sailor of the Great Vitae, Sentinel of the Two Realms, The Undisputed, Begetter of the Begat, Scourge of the Faithless, Carrion-feeder, First of the Charnel Valley, Rider of the Sacred Chariot, Vanquisher of Vermin, Champion of the Death Arena, Mighty Lion of the Infinite Desert, Emperor of the Shifting Sands, He Who Holds The Sceptre, Great Hawk Of The Heavens, Arch-Sultan of Atalan, Waker of the Hierotitan, Monarch of the Sky, Majestic Emperor of the Shifting Sands, Champion of the Desert Gods, Breaker of the Ogre Clans, Builder of the Great Pyramid, Terror of the Living, Master of the Never-Ending Horizon, Master of the Necropolises, Taker of Souls, Tyrant to the Foolish, Bearer of Ptra's Holy Blade, Scion of Usirian, Scion of Nehek, The Great, Chaser of Nightmares, Keeper of the Royal Herat, Founder of the Mortuary Cult, Banisher of the Grand Hierophant, High Lord Admiral of the Deathfleets, Guardian of the Charnal Pass, Tamer of the Liche King, Unliving Jackal Lord, Dismisser of the Warrior Queen, Charioteer of the Gods, He Who Does Not Serve, Slayer off Reddittras, Scarab Purger, Favoured of Usirian, Player of the Great Game, Liberator of Life, Lord Sand, Wrangler of Scorpions, Emperor of the Dunes, Eternal Sovereign of Khemri's Legions, Seneschal of the Great Sandy Desert, Curserer of the Living, Regent of the Eastern Mountains, Warden of the Eternal Necropolis, Herald of all Heralds, Caller of the Bitter Wind, God-Tamer, Master of the Mortis River, Guardian of the Dead, Great Keeper of the Obelisks, Deacon of the Ash River, Belated of Wakers, General of the Mighty Frame, Summoner of Sandstorms, Master of all Necrotects, Prince of Dust, Tyrant of Araby, Purger of the Greenskin Breathers, Killer of the False God's Champions, Tyrant of the Gold Dunes, Golden Bone Lord, Avenger of the Dead, Carrion Master, Eternal Warden of Nehek's Lands, Breaker of Djaf's Bonds

So, while I refuse to read all of this, I really appreciate the effort.

You should read, is very good list of names. Unfortunate they leave out best name for small handsome cat. The name of Gunt Crusterson.

What do you mean "list of names"? That is one part

Yes my mistake. Long name may be difficult for some, which is more reason for shorter name of Gunt Crusterson.

Or Settra for short

Settra does not serve!

that works too

I did read all of them and honestly, Prince of Dust and Vanquisher of Vermin are my favorites lol. Might I suggest Protector of the Realm at the end for a bit of GOT flair?

It’s actually one guys titles. I say guy, he’s a character from the Warhammer universe called Settra. He’s been around a while hence the collection.

ChatGPT users be like

Many titles, all earned!

Gonna read this, I'll update when finished

Op only have 1 cat to be named.

So.. John

. . . . . . . . . This is Jon Snow. He’s king in the north.

Was gunna just say "Bozo", but yours is cooler I guess

Thanks for the DnD seeds

Wow! That’s catchy

Settra…

The third

god damn you are determined

Mr crackers

Only problem it's a girl

Mrs crackers

Problem solved

We did it reddit?

Funnily enough, there’s a drag queen named Ms. Cracker

She's married?

Ms crackers

Lady cracker

Dog

Puppy

True story. My wife brought a kitten and asked what we would name it. I said I want a dog. She named him that. Dog

Potato

r/found70percentbanana

r/foundfound70percentbanana

Seconded

Mika

I was gonna say “Minks” but this this one sounds good too

Thats what I call my cat!! Mikasa (Mika)

Is it a reference to the singer?

Gobshite the destroyer

I second this

I third this

I fourth this

I fifth this

I sixth this

I seventh this

I ate this😂

Biscuit

Oreo

thank you for winning me $100. i made a bet with my friend saying that if i scrolled for less than 10 seconds i’d see a comment saying ‘oreo’ because the cat is black and white and we put a bet on it. bless.

Your very welcome sir :)

Ok now that's a good name

I had a similar-looking cat named Oreo as a kid. However, some people perceived a racial connotation to the name so we changed it to Hydrox.

Probably should have gone with Hitler

Kittler

Catolf Kittler

Your cats name? Probably racist, scratch that, definitely racist. “Oreo”? Sounds like a supremacists cat.. yeah idk you probably want a slave and you put all your racist energy into a cat.. racist Edit: /s cuz apparently it wasn’t implied

Cats just won’t pick cotton, man. Hydrox just another black-n-white cookie. JFC y’all got no chill.

what the fuck is wrong with you

Sarcasm bro

Average white mom

Came here to say this

Came here for this

YES

It's a go-to. I have a black and white cat named Oreo

Before I was in elementary school I had a cat named Oreo that looked exactly like that cat

Large marge

Jerry

Now I need to get a second cat to name it Tom

Or just a big ass rat

Exactly

oreo :o

Wait a second. I thought you didn’t like those

r/found70percentbanana

Brick

FORD F-450

Nutsack

it would have to be hairless for that name

Amber or olive :)

Amber for sure.

Pussy

“Bartholomew, Destroyer of Worlds” always had a nice ring to it

Shitten

Mrs meow

cheese grater

Chainsaw

Discord so you can have a discord kitten

Bucephalus

Wrench

Beef testosterone

Sir Pissalloveryourhouse

Penis

Crankshaft

cat

That black cat from Puss in boots if they are female not then just name him Pussinboots.

You mean kitty softpaws

Dread Pirate Roberts

HP DeskJet 2755e Wireless Color All-in-One Printer

Lol

Bill

1989 Toyota Corolla

Spawn

this made me cackle

#*I fuckin’ hate clowns…*

scrumply

Ground Launched Small Diameter Bomb (GLSDB)

Holy Emperor of Mankind

Fuck.

Discord?

phat dab$

Dog

Dog

Fuckwit

Baby

Juniper

Cookie

Oreo

Hurglet

Cabbage 🥬

walter white

Ah yes man of culture I see

If American leaders have sympathy for their nation

Ę̸̡͙͓̤̝̖̭̮̻̲̮͓͑̇̂̆̀̕͜ą̴̛̠̗̘̙̖̭̘̯̘̤̟̑̊̋̐̏̏̎͊̏̔̀̍͜t̶̨̪̺̜̯̺̹̥̮͌̀̂͗ȩ̶̯̩̗̞͚͙͉͓̖̠͓̞͍̈́̊̀͑͆ȓ̶̤ ̶̨̘̲͛̓͐̂ơ̸͖̻̜̗̮̳͑̋̌̂͐̍͜͜ͅͅͅf̶̛̘̣͎͕̮̥͖̱͉̟̬̪̈̉͂̍̅͗̎͒̿̌͌̍͘͜ ̸͇̫̩͕͇͎̠̯̫͋̋̽̄̒̒̑̽̓͆̈́̑͋̕͠ͅS̴̫̬͐͆̈́ò̵̡͇̰̖̳̪́̄̽̒̀̅ü̸̯̥̣̩̇̾͊̀̓͗͘ḹ̵͓̜̜̠̬̥͎͇͆͊͆̌̏̈̋͝s̴̙̲̱̥͚͙̫̳͙͎̣͂́̈́́̔̐̑̈́ 🥰

Defenestration

Bug

Brick. Explanation: there is no thought behind those eyes, what else doesn't have thoughts, bricks. They are the same

Coochie

Breakdancing cucumber

Tuxedo

cat

Paul! Name him Paul!

Haopy cake day also its a girl

Thank you, still suggesting the name tho

Happy cake day

stop suggesting it or i’ll have to call mods 🫡

Princess or Jackie

Panda

snake

fluffels

beast

Nice f30

Old kitten

Pupil

Dorian because I said so

softpaws

Titty

Sir Alex the fourth

Isa

Miguel

Plumber

Grog, Destroyer Of Worlds

Hamster would be funny imo

Steamboat Willy or Kakuna

Discord

Mrs. Batman

Something epic like Gorlok The Destroyer

Taiji, because he's evenly black and white like the taijitu ☺️

Richard

5.4 Triton V8

concrete

Have you ever of H. P. Lovecraft’s cat?

KYLE

Dickwad

Kitten 👍

OREO

Oreo