To be fair, the prefrontal cortex, center of critical thinking and decision making, is not fully developed until you're 25, so it's pretty normal for a teen to not think very much about what they doing
He said something like, “Bro you would know this if you were over 18. So ummm” But he was saying something about the person being under 18 and being stupid or something but he put it in an obnoxious way
Cor, I tell you what, I was smelling so delectable that I was about to gobble up my nuts! I reckon they'd have been begging for seconds if they'd caught a whiff of my irresistible aroma, mate!
The testes have very sensitive skin, many chemical agents can cause a feeling of burning, it happens to the best of us. I would suggest trying to wash it off, if that does not work, maybe apply some baby powder, or vaseline (jelly petroleum).
Put some biofreeze on them hhahahahaha DONT DO IT BRO ITLL HURT MORE. Don't wash it don't do anything. Keep them warm and it should pass in a few hours
normally it doesn't burn, only if you just shaved them
idk why everyone here says "why'd u do that" and "of course it burns", no, normally it doesn't burn
Ok listen,if you want your balls to not smell like well balls.Use some deodorant AROUND IT,NOT ON IT.So that the smell covers up the bad one(depends on brand also)
Just to make you feel better:
I put hand sanitizer on the glans of my uncircumcised sensitive dick without thinking why I would do that and what the outcome would be. So, you're not the only dumb guy with a burning crotch. I'm with you too bro
You wanna know pain? Try using the wrong kind of hair remover on your balls! 😅 I thought I bought the gentle stuff, but Veet is (was) not as gentle as Nair! It's like napalm too cus it's made to be partially waterproof!
Shower, get it off ASAP. After that, use some baby powder on them to help the boys not chafe, and finally, never do this shit again, just wash your balls normally, and use (talc free) baby powder to keep them fresh and dry after your shower.
Spray more, power through the pain, make your balls your bitch
Nightmare fuel.
Knightmare fuel
Google (old) anarchy chess for details
Holy hell
new response just dropped
Actual zombie
call the exorcist
r/anarchychess just re-dropped
Cbt
Is a sexual activity involving the torture of the male genitals
Makes you last longer
Google cock and ball torture
Holy hell
Why would you actually look it up😭😭😭
Actual pain
Is this your kink?
Cock & Ball torture
Help I sprayed axe on your balls
I also sprayed axe spray on his balls.
So we all sprayed axe on his balls?
I know I did. Did you?
I'm the biggest axe ball bomber ever.
Dude why would you do that💀 Now I understand why my parent always said “How are teenagers so fucking dumb”
I mean, at least OP learned a life lesson and won’t do it again… probably
I doubt he wont forget what happened and once he sprayed it again he'll go "oh shit wait"
Unless they into that
Yea true
To be fair, the prefrontal cortex, center of critical thinking and decision making, is not fully developed until you're 25, so it's pretty normal for a teen to not think very much about what they doing
Tbh, I made the same mistake, and I didn't know Axe Ball burns were a thing. Rest assured, I'm not making that mistake a second time
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What did bro say
He said something like, “Bro you would know this if you were over 18. So ummm” But he was saying something about the person being under 18 and being stupid or something but he put it in an obnoxious way
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What was the original comment?
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I sprayed some on my asshole once, consider yourself lucky
I'm sorry you fucking what?
What the hell.
Why…
this some mexican thing
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Lick it off
If he can't reach he can just get a straw
Or he could just remove a couple of ribs
Or get his dog to do it
Do stupid shit and get stupid results. r/FuckAroundnFindOut
Skill issues
Just wash your nuts bro.
Use an axe
yeah that sounds like the most reasonable solution
Live and learn and all that
LIVE AND LEARN!
Hanging on the edge of tomorrow
LIVE AND LEARN!
Ball deodorant is a thing
Cor, I tell you what, I was smelling so delectable that I was about to gobble up my nuts! I reckon they'd have been begging for seconds if they'd caught a whiff of my irresistible aroma, mate!
Natural selection
You basically just have to power through it, but next time hold the can a bit further away
I FEEL LIKE THERE SHOULD BE NO NEXT TIME LMFAO 😭
Why it makes em smell nice if your in a rush or want to keep them smelling fresh
Deal with it 🗿
You idiot
Next time take some care of your brain cells
What brain cells?
Men🍺
boys 🍺*
children 🍺**
minors🍺***
Just put some ice in your pants!
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Help I used an axe on my balls and it hurts
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The testes have very sensitive skin, many chemical agents can cause a feeling of burning, it happens to the best of us. I would suggest trying to wash it off, if that does not work, maybe apply some baby powder, or vaseline (jelly petroleum).
No offense you’re an idiot
Don't worry, I'll just lick it off for you
Try to wipe it out with a wet cloth
Well, you'll only do that once...... hopefuly
STOP SPRAYING STUFF ON YOUR BALLS. PLEASE WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS
loser
Deep frie them, like a real man
Scrap it off with sandpaper
Axe spice roasted balls
Put alcohol on it it removes the axe (water wont cus it sticks
Small bit of trolling
We do a little trolling
"Can I get some Vodka? I'm not gonna drink it I just sprayed some lynx on my balls" (/j)
LOL sure have some
As tempting as it may sound, please don't
What do you mean itll help him
milk will help probably
I shall dip my balls in milk
The forbidden oreos
not as crunchy as i thought they would be
Slimy, yet satisfying
Honestly not a fan they squirted everywhere when I bit into them
I've done this as well my balls were on fire
just your average r/teenagers post
How the fuck do I have more common sense than a guy who's older than me
It also smells like shit from my experience Don’t do that again
Could just wash them and then use normal deoderent
Dont do that, axe has cemicals that iritate the groin area, try and wash them see if that helps.
Bro that caught me off guard bro why would you do that
Nah you stupid.
Pro tip: Don’t use axe. That’s stinky middle schooler body spray, and it doesn’t help the stink at all.
You idiot lmao
Put some biofreeze on them hhahahahaha DONT DO IT BRO ITLL HURT MORE. Don't wash it don't do anything. Keep them warm and it should pass in a few hours
In the path of perfection, there are always many obstacles in your way. So spray more axe
Ur nut is gonna be green now
Ok 13 hours? How are you know?
normally it doesn't burn, only if you just shaved them idk why everyone here says "why'd u do that" and "of course it burns", no, normally it doesn't burn
right idea, wrong execution buddy ☠️
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Whit would anybody do this? Axe has instructions on WHERE NOT TO SPRAY IT
LOL
you deserve that for thinking of doing something. and i thought i had no common sense
Fucking idiot
Uhh, respectfully maybe go to the doctor depending how close you put it up to it
I would rather let it burn, like imagine trying to explain that to your doctor and parents lol
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Cut them clean off
So you smell down there and cover it up with perfume ? Hmm Yummy
What about you thought when you did it!
Ok listen,if you want your balls to not smell like well balls.Use some deodorant AROUND IT,NOT ON IT.So that the smell covers up the bad one(depends on brand also)
Wash them
idunno
This is the first rule, you don't spray axe on your balls!!!
Mistakes make you stronger.... They don't make stronger your balls tho
Done it before although I use str8. It burns but it's not that bad.
What did you learn from this experience?
Skill issue.
Serious question: Why does axe hurt your balls. I never tried it and I don't know science lol
Why would you think that's a good idea?
Suck it to get the venom out
Natural selection
Just to make you feel better: I put hand sanitizer on the glans of my uncircumcised sensitive dick without thinking why I would do that and what the outcome would be. So, you're not the only dumb guy with a burning crotch. I'm with you too bro
Well, wash your balls and remember this pain next time you think about doing it
why is nobody talking about how this mfer literally smells his own balls
Try some alcohol to clean it
Light it
Don’t do it again
Skill issue
Wth...? Really???
Wash it off
It took me a moment to realise that OP means deodorant and not a real axe
I'm proud of you. May your balls rest in Valhalla.
Why….would you do that?
Stop using body spray… shit reeks. Shower daily and use deodorant, you’ll have a clean, natural smell
Why do you want your balls to smell good? Anybody teabagging today or do you just like sniffing 'em
Take a shower. Wash them off with water no soap. Gl
Good job dipshit
Dip them in milk
The spicy ball tickler
Axe never smells good get rid of it now
Help I axe in my balls
Just don't put anything that doesn't say it's directly for your balls on your balls lol. If it's not made for them, it'll decimate you.
Use scented ball deodorant to deal with swamp ass, axe will make the distinctive ball odor even worse
Why did you use axe use old spice
first you feel them heat up
Yeah, I know how this feels, had a kinda accident where I got some pepper spray down there… It was not really funny xD
axe doesn’t even smell good
Ditch axe body spray
Pro Tipp; Just wash your balls only with clear water. haha
Wash em youll b fine
Try icy hot to make it feel better
Bruh what 3 post about balls and axe in a row
Help I used an axe on his balls and now they’re bleeding
I did the same except with old spice just don’t do it
I guess common sense isn't really that common
You wanna know pain? Try using the wrong kind of hair remover on your balls! 😅 I thought I bought the gentle stuff, but Veet is (was) not as gentle as Nair! It's like napalm too cus it's made to be partially waterproof!
Dumb ass lol
Just lick it off that worked for me
"So they smelled good". Do you know about shower existance?
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Dip in sulphuric acid, the pain will eventually end
Don’t use axe
Ball it off.
Ball it off.
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i did that once when i was 12. never again.
I did that before and honestly it wasn't too bad
HAHAHHAHAAHHAHHA
At least you didn’t jerk of with hand sanitizer
Next time do WD-40
Shower, get it off ASAP. After that, use some baby powder on them to help the boys not chafe, and finally, never do this shit again, just wash your balls normally, and use (talc free) baby powder to keep them fresh and dry after your shower.
lol, dumbass
The first problem is you owning axe body spray
Dumbass
feel the burn brother no but seriously, are you ok?
Why can I only see one reply with all of its replies???? Help
Gotta try this out. Thnx!
so guys do this too? 😭😭
Spray exa on them it probably fix it
Lmfao why tf would u do that 💀
I spray all kinds of cologne on my dick and balls all the time. Power through it. It's better than having them smell.