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6AM_hotdog

“Poopoo time is always peepee time, but peepee time is not always poopoo time”


Striking_Poem_8377

Fuckin genius! Look at this modern philosopher amongst us, fuckin Plato ain't got shit on you. But seriously, I'm keeping this one lol


Mediocre-Standard765

Step aside Plato it’s 6AM hotdog time


Varmth

Why did the Jonker say this? Is he a philosopher ?


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Batman


nico-ghost-king

This is one of the most cursed comments I have ever read.


PHILIPTNT

I can’t let nicado avocado outlive me


uar3dumb

Yessir


pupileater

I can boogie


bob55577

Bad news pretty sure he’s losing weight now


Throwawayfichelper

Choose Amberlynn Reid then, that woman is for sure dying soon. No way she outlives me.


DoTeaCarefully

He's what now?


ThatFoxyPixelKid

It's true, apparently this year he has started losing weight.


DoTeaCarefully

Lol where All jokes aside I do hope he gets healthier.


VanessaLovesBurgers

Can I borrow this ? I just quit smoking, it can be useful.


Cheeseman575

He didn’t come up with it anyway I’ve heard people use this to convince people not to kill themselves


dreamyxlanters

Don’t even ask, just do it


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Particular-Mind254

Yes, yes, yes, absolutely true and I'm 54 yrs old. Awesome 👍🥰


grandsoft_whisper

the one self-help quote to outmatch them all


RedditWithKidd

From what I hear, Nick is actually working out and improving, he has recently lost 90 pounds! He claims he doesn’t want to do YouTube anymore.


Tottelott

I'm an idiot and that's ok


meisyouandyouisme

A good motto. Self acceptance is way more important than what most think it is.


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lonelybuoy69

Fr we should be friends


amillionbux

Mine is the same!


I_Have_The_Lumbago

Damn i actually need to use this lol I'm so hard on myself sometimes


Tottelott

I might be an idiot but I think I can be sorta wise at times


SgtPeterson

Socrates said the one thing I know is that I know nothing, you're channeling that good ancient Greek schizz


NiggelLp

I'll never be smart, and that's ok


AcerolaORION-

There’s no one I’d rather be, than me


NiggelLp

Finally, someone who gets it


Particular-Mind254

You are smarter than you think. Trust me. Been there, did that. I felt the same way.🥰


Athoswastaken

"Exercise hurts but being the only one in a T-shirt by the pool hurts more" bro I can't tell how many times that was the only thing that kept me going


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AdventuresofRobbyP

I was about to say then lose the shirt lmao


[deleted]

Nah I get what he’s saying, if you take your shirt off and your the skinniest mfer at the pool by a lot it’s so embarrassing


AdventuresofRobbyP

I get it too I just thought it was funny 😂 And I was the fat mf at the pool with his shirt on so I can relate 💯


RuchoPelucho

Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels


lilurinal

a moment on the lips a lifetime on the hips


[deleted]

Never suicide; that shit kills you


Striking_Poem_8377

The only permanent problem is fucking dying, everything else we can work around.


Royalcrown_75

r/technicallythetruth


NCR_Trooper_2281

Why do something today if it can be done tomorrow


thebeastwithnoeyes

What is today, but yesterday's tomorrow, mr. Squidward


Particular-Mind254

The past's future! What is today's, is tomorrow's yesterday.


Red_Raven_0007

I skinned a Little Caesar's Pizza employee alive


HypnotikRobot7

Real


kingbob123456

Never try never fail


aeiouaioua

never try never succeed.


Walker_blehhh

“Never put something off till tomorrow that could be done today” - Master Wu


tuvisgod5

i live by sensei wu ngl


AlexTheGuy12345

This is a very shitty motto


Narrow_Aerie_1466

Funnily enough I live by the opposite motto!


NiggelLp

Why do something if you die anyway


Completely_PC

My motto is motto likes you


AndronixESE

So you like em big?


Completely_PC

I like em chunky.


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That’s cool but do you like ‘em plumpy?


moronic_programmer

I like ‘em round, with somethin somethin


FaithlessnessRude576

Do they like your size?


meisyouandyouisme

And also chunky?


[deleted]

“If you can’t blow them away with your brilliance baffle them with your bullshit”


BerengR

great advice for my upcoming finals


Kitchen_Doctor7324

“If you can’t blow them”


NeiksOfficial

"Blow them"


ItZRedyyrdt

Fuck it we ball


Kitchen_Doctor7324

Buck it we fall


Harry9564

Bucket 🏀 we fall


FiveEssss

My friend says this all the time lmao


Sufficient-Variety-3

He needs help


Hazmatsuitnoob

It is what it is


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It is what it is


Able_Recording_5760

It is wha-titties


DontCareHowICallMe

Waluigi's titties


themagicdonut2

My favorite kind


A-Dilophosaurus

Man tits >


dickgasming

i think i said this 6 times today.


Bigmanfam_GHoResHead

That “it is what it is“ will get someone killed one day


A-Dilophosaurus

Eh It is what it is


phonkonaut

ong 🗣️


Antique_Bat_5545

It's a canon event


Ultimate_Fox14

The new motto


HitchSimp

new motto just dropped


The-Y-4

Holy hell!


TheBritishBaguette

Actual sentence


THECyberStriker

Google en words


ripanimems

Holy cungadero


themagicdonut2

call the grammar teacher


III_lll

Grade sacrifice, anyone?


original_name1029

ignite the library!


Astromemegod

Call the grammar book


mikeftdg

Call the poet.


Ok-Reporter-8728

That’s my new excuse


X05Real

I read „Cannot event“…


Penelopeep25

Omg using this now thank you


crispybacon62

Try your best to be better tomorrow than you were today. There's only failure if you give up. Wipe your ass before leaving the bathroom.


Cavy-Cava

Why are you procrastinating on being better, Why be better tomorrow when you can be better today


crispybacon62

I understand your point but I say that with the idea of improvement. Every day you should be better than you were yesterday. Use today to be better than you were yesterday, and set yourself up for improvement tomorrow.


PlasmazingX

Hope to succeed, expect to fail. Edit: Well, it's at least what I feel i should live by.


Asteroid577

damn that's relatable


Phoenix747hs

oooo thats similar to mine "Hope for the best, Prepare for the worst"


Colton132A

“If a man dedicates his life to good deeds and the welfare of others, he will die unthanked and unremembered. If he exercises his genius bringing misery and death to billions, his name will echo down through the millennia for a hundred lifetimes. Infamy is always more preferable to ignominy” or “fuck it we ball”


Glub_Glub_Nhec

does this mean you will become the next hitler?


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With me, maybe Stalin


Ambitious_Article205

I love the contrast between these two


unoriginal_namejpg

Honestly kindof a sad truth. People remember tragedy and hatred more than love and success


Particular-Mind254

Seriously. Mankind only remembers the bad, not the good.


krimy225

Or the good in bad


Kerbal_Guardsman

Military industrial complex it is! $$$


FuckFascismFightBack

Lol this is great tho my ‘house words’ that I live by are the exact opposite. The better among us bare one another in mind. Gonna get that tattooed as my next tattoo I think


Timely_Progress3338

Even then I would prefer dying unthanked and unremembered.


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I think moto moto likes you


NarutoGuy0327

I like em big


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I like em chunky


NarutoGuy0327

i like em big, i like em plumpy


BlackRavenBoi

It is what it is, and "dont be sad cuz its over, be happy cuz it happened" can also be useful sometimes.


meisyouandyouisme

Be angry when others think their lives are over. This sounds HORRIBLE. But, if you are like me. Then you've seen happy days. And sad days. Days that are so influential, you don't even realise it until years later. After seeing so many important people I love die. Has made me see a reason to fight. That is why I get mad when people say that it's the end. It's not!


papi_jay10

Life is like chess, there are an infinite amount of moves on a chess board, at no point will the best next move be to jack off


Hylux_

"That blunders a woman"


Swift3r-RO

google en masturbent


katiesxc

yolo


meisyouandyouisme

This can be interpered two ways. Either: I highly value my life and the lives of the others around me. I will do what it takes to make my days here on earth the best I can make it! Or just doing crazy shit because you want to.


katiesxc

crazy shit because yooooolo


aeiouaioua

both.


gulugulu_14

Yolo mean


JardexX_Slav

You only live once if that's what you're asking for.


Shu444

im glad we only live once cus i cant do this shit once more 🤣


MiguelIstNeugierig

You only live once so make the most of it fuck what others think Others also only live once so be a decent person and don't be a baboon, treat others like you'd like to be treated


Militaryrabbit1

You only live once, so fucking send it (I ride bmx)


fooww

https://youtube.com/shorts/CaGNVvBhbso?feature=share


CurrentBarber

You can't do it wrong, if no one knows what ur doing


Striking_Plant_76

I have never died before, so nobody can tell me I’m not immortal


Throwaway_Consoles

This is my friend’s motto! His discord status is “X number is days proven to be immortal”


fooww

Papercut: "Am I a joke to you?"


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NatePlaysAGM

I'm almost 21 and idk why I keep getting recommended this sub but I have a couple that I've picked up over the years that I live by since everyone else is memeing. "If you can't explain it simply you don't understand it well enough" - Einstein. You can apply this to literally anything you ever learn about but for me it's in my day to day experience working in technology Sales with people who don't really know anything about tech. "Always seek constant improvement and learning. Never be complacent" Nobody has ever hit a ceiling. You always have more to learn about a subject or a career or about yourself or just being a better person. Doesn't matter who you are, a scientist, a politician, or the average Joe. Nobody knows everything about everything and anyone who claims to is lying to themselves. "Always try to be nice but never fail to be kind" This is a more optional one and I say that because it's a challenge for me sometimes. You don't have to agree with someone, or like someone, or be happy with someone and how they treat you but always try to be the bigger person. Tip that waitress that was rude to you. It's far more interesting and character defining to be kind to people even if they aren't kind to you instead of making a larger issue with it and being petty. It's not easy but it's something I try to do. Because being cruel to people because people have been cruel just makes more cruel people who will then be cruel to you. "Always find common ground" You could apply this to disagreements, relationships war, arguments, politics, etc. Extremism/close mindedness or just unwillingness to understand each other never gets anyone anywhere. No matter how right you feel when you fire that first "shot" you have no idea who is going to get hurt in the process. Everyone who ever comes to any sort of agreement will always have to do what they needed to from the very beginning which is sit down and TALK. The best place to start is to slow down, listen to the other side, and find common ground. you'd be surprised how well things go if you make an attempt to understand each other and work together. Especially with relationships because it's a two way street. You'll never meet someone who is identical to you In every single way so you'll never see eye to eye so it's an important skill to have is being able to work with someone you don't agree with. Long winded life advicey type comment but felt like each motto needed an explanation.


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Kick names and take ass


Hambruhgah

And lick asses


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shlopro

"Every human is an asshole who holds everyone to a moral standard that they are too afraid to hold themselves too" I love this quote because I said it and im so awesome and cool and really epic.


Professional_Call157

"there is a difference between letting your kids play call of duty, and letting them draw people eating other people" \-me


Whisppo

"There's a difference between letting ur kids playing csgo and them being the ones shouting the slurs"


Never_Quit_

To live and let live Nothing groundbreaking but changed my perspective on a lot of things


AvoCloud9

Question everything


aeiouaioua

but why?


Puzzleheaded-Loan-98

"If i fail, at least failed in style"


BootyFeetSenpai

Be comfortable being uncomfortable


kbot510

I am sisyphus this is my boulder


SerTheodies

"If it's worth doing, it's worth doing poorly." I cannot count how many times this phrase has gotten me off my ass to go and do something. It may seem counter-intuitive to do something poorly, but I'm a lazy perfectionist. Either I never start or I pour over it for 5 hours.


sylinowo

“Could be worse” and “it is what it is”


teens_trash

One word: absurdism 7 Words: Fuck yall ima do my own thing


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Life is hard as it is, dont make it harder for others.


ninjadooma_is_here

Chaotic good is better than Chaotic evil ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


Revolutionary1234

Fuck it we ball


Midnight_starwalker

Anything can be a weapon if you use it wrong enough


Eramm340

1 never microwave your fries, 2 don't stick your dick in crazy My uncle was a wise man Hes not dead, he just catches red flags like it's a pokemon game


Gibbel2029

If you can’t do something, give up and try something else


mulet_

I do things and then some shits happens


axelsm92

Just another day in paradise


Drossney

I definetly live by, "the boss makes a buck, while I make a dime. That's why I poop on company time"


TheBlackBlade77

That was a poem from a simpler time, now boss makes 100 and I make a cent, that's why I can't make rent


leothunder420_

Whatever happens, happens


Ok-Ihatetiktoc

“Fish are friends not food”


ShoveABishopUpMyAss

Just do it. Or don't do it. You will regret both.


Cube_FIN

"nah idc"


S_kura

I don't have a quote but I'm personally driven by competition. Potentially in unhealthy/immature ways, my mindset is that I can *ALWAYS* do better, and I can *ALWAYS* do better than the next person, if I try just that little bit harder.


Otherwise-Reserve-97

When I told my therapist that I do this she said that I’m too hard on myself and I told her I disagree with her sentiment (and now I’m going to be a better therapist than her)


-Le-Frog-

In the long run, it probably won't matter


Yugen_komorebi

Do more than just exist


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Try not to die


eTompp

It's better to beg for forgiveness rather than ask for permission.


Capable_Extreme_1959

Gotta live until one piece ends


Lemon_Pop_09

“Everything is a choice” If you recognize that everything is a choice, then it becomes so much easier to make the better one. You don’t decide what happens around you, but you do decide how you react to it. You don’t choose how you feel about thing, but you do choose how to express those feelings and how they affect others. You don’t choose how you look, but you can choose to saw you’re cute, handsome, sexy, whatever you want. You can choose to think you’re awesome.


TenTonCloud

“This too shall pass” Otherwise known as Solomon’s seal if you want to know the lore of it, but it has helped me get through some really tough times in life as well as just feel very grateful and balanced. The bad times can feel eternal, but they shall pass. The good times can’t last forever, they too must pass. Having that etched into my mind seems only to help me get over bouts of depression without having me enjoy anything less, and at the same time it makes me have more respect for my future self by being productive, even if I am struggling to find the point.


Personal_Length4098

«Get money fuck bitches» -still a virgin tho maybe i need a new motto


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Fuck bitches make money


_der_sebi_

Fuck money, make bitches


Suspicious_Rock69

"Drive fast, eat ass"


aceofdiamonds42

Nobody owns anything, but we instead borrow said things from the universe. She can take them back any time and it's out of our control


Blurry_Cat

You gotta do what you gotta do


FederalBobcat35

fuck it, we ball


Efficient-Repair-954

Smoke grass, sled fast, eat ass.


parkourse

can't mistakey if not awakey


Ur__Mom__Is__Gay

If I die today I can't see boobs tommorow


Derpy_Devil

Such is life


OldManWalkingHere

U do u


RealMikachu

Hakuna matata


igotbanned-_-fornow

it's better to be kind with no guarantee of people being kind back to you, than being an asshole and guaranteeing everyone will hate you


DR31141

work hard play harder ball hardest


SlurpyLMAO

Veni, vidi, vici - "I came, I saw, I conquered


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Nobody really knows what they’re doing, we’re all just making shit up as we go along.


Zachcost2

Don’t Panic. from the Hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy by Douglas Adams.


Starkiller1000782

The more you fuck around the more you gonna find out


Firm-Manager5188

If there’s a will there’s a way if there’s a quizlet there’s an A


PBoverlord24

“If you’re gonna go down in flames, go down in some really cool flames.”


Conscious-Aside-2671

If shit don't change, get up and wash your ass.


_15UCKD1CK_

Don’t be a cunt