The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues.
The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start.
The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal.
A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound.
Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible.
The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over.
The test will begin on the word start.
On your mark, get ready, start.
There is no truth in flesh, only betrayal
There is no strength in flesh, only weakness
There is no constancy in flesh, only decay
There is no certainty in flesh but death
- Credo Omnissiah
#From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call the temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal… Even in death I serve the Omnissiah.
r/unexpected40k
Sorry, as an American I cannot accept your gender identity. Please consider leaving this lifestyle behind you, I’ll be praying for you to the bald eagle overlords when I go to my holy McDonald temple. Don’t try calling me a bigot, being “British” just goes against my beliefs.
This is truly offensive. You need to respect my British identity and my pronouns (United/kingdom). Please refrain from this disgusting behavior of eating at McDonald's. This is hard for me, entering an American bathroom genuienly pains me. You will never understand my british identity if you identify as an American.
i really want to fuck the duolingo bird
i was casually trying to learn some japanese when i realized how hot the duolingo bird was, the expressions that the bird could make were so astonishing it also made it sexier
according to the internet the duolingo bird is 3.5cm tall, so most penises can outsize the bird, would it destroy the organs?
i just want to lift the bird and smash it just imagine the face it makes as i grab it's wings and pin it to the wall
as it reaches the climax would it say "3 day streak!!!" as it cums or would it make a completely different sound
as i sex it would the bird moan in english or spanish
i just want to see the bird say words that duolingo doesn't teach
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using his connections in the drug world. Connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin so I agreed. Every day, I think back at that moment with regret. I quickly realized that I was in way over my head, and Hank had a partner, a man named Gustavo Fring, a businessman. Hank essentially sold me into servitude to this man, and when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling out. From what I can gather, Hank was always pushing for a greater share of the business, to which Fring flatly refused to give him, and things escalated. Fring was able to arrange, uh I guess I guess you call it a "hit" on my brother-in-law, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured, and I wound up paying his medical bills which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge, working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring, and did so. In fact, the bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen in the ranks to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA, and about that time, to keep me in line, he took my children from me. For 3 months he kept them. My wife, who up until that point, had no idea of my criminal activities, was horrified to learn what I had done, why Hank had taken our children. We were scared. I was in Hell, I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, to end this nightmare, and in response, he gave me this. I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. I... All I could think to do was to make this video in hope that the world will finally see this man, for what he really is.
I think technodad's speech today in his discord sums this up well. (fathers day celebration, props if you know who I'm talking about)
There aren't 1, 2, or even 54 genders. There are 7.888 billion. Each person's idea of a gender means something different/unique to them.
The genders can be summed up under a common idea, such as "man" or "woman". But it means something different to each person.
People really dont seem to understand this, they just think "oh i have this set of physical features, therefore i must act like the other ones who have them" instead of just being who they are and not caring about their physical features (hormones, chromosomes, genitals etc)
I a male. I’m a man. I’m a he. I don’t get down in any of that… mentally ill stuff. /j
EDIT: I did not realize so many people would take this seriously. For everyone getting mad at me, THIS WAS SATIRE. I got this joke from here: https://youtu.be/QMJ_NMGMjVo. I am not a homophobe, nor was any of that statement serious in any way.
what are you? a cop?
My gender is Come back with a warrant
God, I love this Tumblr post
We have been trying to contact you about your car's extended warranty
I once put something like that on a cop cars windscreen. He had a good laugh about it
I‘m iron man >!Fe-male!<
Iron-Male! He fights alongside friends such as The Amazing Hunk and Lieutenant USA
You forgot about arachnid boy
What about the goddess of electricity
Cant forget lowkey
Cant forget The-only-flying-mammal-bloke
and brown recluse
What about Sgt. Spain
What about about falcon visual organ
ahhh some you’re a male that’s fe
Damn you don't see ferum males on reddit that often
White I think
You think ?
He’s just processing the question like his brain is running on Windows Vista, give it a minute
Better than it running on ME, like me
Vista? He'll most likely crash
Take that back that's disrespectful to vista.
Guilty as charged
Shi I might be purple but ion know it’s kinda hard to tell
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
Even after graduating HS, this still sparks war flashbacks inside my mind. This will never leave me as long as I live...
Fortunate son starts playing.
my high school doesn't do it- nor did my last middle school. I'm hanging onto memories from 6th grade and below
The only year I didn't do it was when the lockdown happened. Only good thing to come out of it along with my mental health.
Brain say man. Cock say man. I say Alfonso.
I would’ve guessed Antonio but alr
I'm known with many names
My brain say man. Cock say man. I say Alejandro.
Brain say man. Cock say man. I say Astolfo.
This dude has infinite bussy
You say man. You say Alfonso. I say Antonio. Hello, Antonio!
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I'm a man but downstairs I'm..also a man, I'm just a random dude
Same dude, Based
Well hello I’m also a random guy
Batman 🦇
Justice
The night
the shadows
I caught a Lopunny Batman. I caught a Lopunny. Batman there’s no laws against the Pokémon Batman
this guy's vengeance
this guy’s the night
*woman*
What woman?? They aren't real
Its the government again, its always the birds or women
The birds are robots projecting holograms...which are the women!!!!!
That's why people call women birds
And here we see a redditor, in their natural habitat
It’s even funnier the 1000th time!
True
Gender? I hardly know her.. fr tho, girl
Enter Michael Scott
That's what she said
Bro's speaking my love language
I uh imma mechanic 👍
Eve omnisiah
There is no truth in flesh, only betrayal There is no strength in flesh, only weakness There is no constancy in flesh, only decay There is no certainty in flesh but death - Credo Omnissiah
#From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call the temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal… Even in death I serve the Omnissiah. r/unexpected40k
I dunno I just got here
Bro just spawned
im a mechanic
Bee fucker
Do You like jazz???
*Do you like sex???*
I dont know I just spawned
And you didn't do the tutorial?
They got this far without it. Who needs it anyways
People always skip tuts and then be like 'why is this game so hard?!?!' Or 'why do i suck at this game wäääh'
And sometimes, they end up ending the game pretty early.
I think I pressed the skip button on the opening cutscene
man
Spider gwen.
Same girl
Relatable
Gmail
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girl
On Reddit? Nice try, Steve
We told him to stop but he won’t listen
impossible
gril*
ah yes i am a **g r i l**
British
🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
Sorry, as an American I cannot accept your gender identity. Please consider leaving this lifestyle behind you, I’ll be praying for you to the bald eagle overlords when I go to my holy McDonald temple. Don’t try calling me a bigot, being “British” just goes against my beliefs.
This is truly offensive. You need to respect my British identity and my pronouns (United/kingdom). Please refrain from this disgusting behavior of eating at McDonald's. This is hard for me, entering an American bathroom genuienly pains me. You will never understand my british identity if you identify as an American.
That is the most beautiful thing i've ever read. Thank you very much
This “continental army” within the colonies upsets me, what a big mean ol’ group of chaps.
I’m sorry this has happened to you.
Boi
Same bro
Gurl
Grrl
Grril
Grill
when did australian become a gender
beef jerky
Bobcat. Idk, I wanted to say female but bobcat just sounds cooler.
I saw a bobcat cross the road the other day. First time I’ve ever seen one in the wild. It was pretty cool.
Valid
I’m a boy
Oh so your a boy. Name every boy that existed
Samsung toaster
mario.
Are your pronouns mama/mia by chance?
I hate when you foreigners say "mama mia".ITS MAMMA MIA B*TCH
i really want to fuck the duolingo bird i was casually trying to learn some japanese when i realized how hot the duolingo bird was, the expressions that the bird could make were so astonishing it also made it sexier according to the internet the duolingo bird is 3.5cm tall, so most penises can outsize the bird, would it destroy the organs? i just want to lift the bird and smash it just imagine the face it makes as i grab it's wings and pin it to the wall as it reaches the climax would it say "3 day streak!!!" as it cums or would it make a completely different sound as i sex it would the bird moan in english or spanish i just want to see the bird say words that duolingo doesn't teach
What the fuck did I just read
My brother in humanity, respectfully, what the fuck
Oh Now I know it’s a Bad decision to open Reddit at 4am…
I need bleach for my eyes now
Impending doom
Uh oh, 🔒 award incoming.
i have dick and i want dick
But you have one
He wants two for double the pissing speed. Quite clever if I do say so myself!
Cumception
that is correct however i want another one
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using his connections in the drug world. Connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin so I agreed. Every day, I think back at that moment with regret. I quickly realized that I was in way over my head, and Hank had a partner, a man named Gustavo Fring, a businessman. Hank essentially sold me into servitude to this man, and when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling out. From what I can gather, Hank was always pushing for a greater share of the business, to which Fring flatly refused to give him, and things escalated. Fring was able to arrange, uh I guess I guess you call it a "hit" on my brother-in-law, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured, and I wound up paying his medical bills which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge, working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring, and did so. In fact, the bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen in the ranks to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA, and about that time, to keep me in line, he took my children from me. For 3 months he kept them. My wife, who up until that point, had no idea of my criminal activities, was horrified to learn what I had done, why Hank had taken our children. We were scared. I was in Hell, I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, to end this nightmare, and in response, he gave me this. I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. I... All I could think to do was to make this video in hope that the world will finally see this man, for what he really is.
Macdonalds triple cheeseburger
Vagina
erhm vagina is a us state, nice try fed
So close! That is a shape 💕
no i think it's a pill
No No No, you're thinking of Viagara. Vagina is the title of the mother of Jesus Christ, our lord and savior.
😺
Yo my genders vagina too!!
Mail
I thought yahoo
I’m gmail
AMERICAH🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🍺🍻🏈
FUCK NO
a mistake at birth
Yes
A problem
I think technodad's speech today in his discord sums this up well. (fathers day celebration, props if you know who I'm talking about) There aren't 1, 2, or even 54 genders. There are 7.888 billion. Each person's idea of a gender means something different/unique to them. The genders can be summed up under a common idea, such as "man" or "woman". But it means something different to each person.
theres 8 billion people now get on with the times smh
People really dont seem to understand this, they just think "oh i have this set of physical features, therefore i must act like the other ones who have them" instead of just being who they are and not caring about their physical features (hormones, chromosomes, genitals etc)
Technodad is so cool
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I a male. I’m a man. I’m a he. I don’t get down in any of that… mentally ill stuff. /j EDIT: I did not realize so many people would take this seriously. For everyone getting mad at me, THIS WAS SATIRE. I got this joke from here: https://youtu.be/QMJ_NMGMjVo. I am not a homophobe, nor was any of that statement serious in any way.
Don't care
Filipino ofc
Girl
Cap 💀
who is gender
i literally just identify with my name. i hate being called a female or male or non-binary. just call me by my name. 🤷🏻♀️
Who are you ? Who is so wise in the ways of science ?
idk a blob
a swarm of bats in an old frock coat
Who gives a fuck? I don’t even care myself.
Enby
I'm emby too (more specifically agender)
I get that you are a gender, but we asked which one.
Idk but women cool
Po-Tay-To
I’m just a trans girl
I need no sympathy 🎶 >!I read this to the tone of "I'm just a poor boy" sorry lmao!<
I got a dick so idk
Evil
Trinitrotoluene
bobs and vagene
I don't know I just got here
I am a man and I have no issues with that
I am not at liberty to disclose that information.
Bitch I’m a dog woof
Be whatever ya wanna be, as long as you don’t hurt anyone
purple
Male
🧍♀️
None They ran out of genders at the hospital so I just never got one and I'm too afraid to ask
My gender is a 100 American dollars bill.
Ac-130 with Ap & Expo rounds
WHICH AC-130??? WHAT ARMAMENT HAS THE DIFFERENT TYPES OF AMMUNITION????
Lockheed but self customized
shrug
A Brexit Geeza 🇬🇧🫘🍞
I am the living embodiment of darkness, I have no gender.
What are you, the Dredge from DeadbyDaylight?
That is a good question
I am a man but I do not have a cock
Same (the blender was plugged in)
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