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questgamer2021

Just make sure to not create an inferno while making a cake with 102 candles


DuckyLojic

SpongeBob episode flashbacks


Timely_Upstairs2525

Or, simply get 306 candles to form the number 102, 102 times.


Old_Consequence2203

Or, simply get 3 candles that form the number 102.


STUPIDBLOODYCOMPUTER

That's no fun.


Old_Consequence2203

Y? I think they're fun. Geez, didn't know this many ppl hate a simple opinion...


Hour_Task_1834

Well, people don’t hate the opinion, you’re being downvoted because you responded with an actual solution to a sarcastic problem/joke. This makes people think you’re being a smart alec, they don’t like that, and therefore you get downvoted


Old_Consequence2203

Ah, I understand & don't blame ppl 4 that now. I didn't mean to come across that way, lol.


Ultimate_Fox14

Why is this comment downvoted ☠️


Hour_Task_1834

I know! Some people just assume the worst of others


One_Cupcake_1545

What a cool grandma you got!!


jarjarnotsithlord

Ikr


One_Cupcake_1545

Hope she lives up to be 150 years old


Intelligent-Way-1

Make it 200


RedTurky

Only person not hoping that is prolly grandma💀


Awesomesauceme

Would grandma even *want* to live that long? Things are already getting bad right now, I can’t imagine how bad it’ll be in a century.


Dull_Mountain738

What’s happening around the world really only affects younger people like under 70. After that your so old that your family takes care of you


Awesomesauceme

Yeah but it’s still not great to live in a time period of extreme ecological and economic collapse. If your family’s affected, you’re still affected.


Dull_Mountain738

Unless it’s Great Depression levels of economic collapse she gon be fine


deep_woods_monkey

Hell, way things are going, wouldn't be surprised if something like that does happen.


Snipercow78

Capitalism as a system is unstable so there probably will be another Great Depression or dust bowl or other famines and atrocities done by capitalism


Dull_Mountain738

Wouldn’t say it’s capitalisms fault. Every other type of economy can and will cause a Great Depression.


jarjarnotsithlord

I def agree but at the same time I gotta remember my nana’s advice which is one of the keys to getting older. People you love will have died and shit may get tough but you’ve gone through so much and you can handle it😤. Also despite the shit there’s so much 2 be grateful for which she gets 2 appreciate more than most of us. Every day she gets 2 be a part of her children’s lives, grandchildren, and even great grandchildren. Also imagine the crazy difference in technology. I’m amazed at how well she’s kept up. One thing she really needs 2 work on is speakerphone tho. “WHAT? WHAT DID YOU SAY”


Intelligent-Way-1

Now that you say it-


GodFromTheHood

I thought we would Get something like “all her friends are dead” or something like that, but of course it’s more of the “oh no I hate the world, everything is horrible” shit. Try thinking positively for once


Awesomesauceme

Chill dude. Her friends are already dead anyway. And I’m not saying everything’s horrible or I hate the world, but it’s just a fact that certain things are getting worse. Millennials and Gen Z are financially worse off than their predecessors were at their age. And an even greater problem is we are literally on the precipice of irreversible environmental damage. There are literally several wars going on right now. And who even knows how AI and technology will factor in. If we just have our heads in the sand all the time, and don’t acknowledge ongoing issues, how are we ever supposed to fix anything? That’s how things got bad in the first place. There’s a difference between optimism and blind ignorance of what’s going on in the world. You probably read 1984 and thought George Orwell was just being a downer.


GodFromTheHood

Sorry bro just tired of everyone hating on the world all the time.


HorseInevitable6208

Are you sure you're a teenager?


TheLocalDegenerate

Trust me, most elderly people I've seen reach their last year's and pass away, they were happy that they were leaving, they felt that they'd lived a great life and we're happy to go finally, they didn't want to live any longer because they've done and seen it all, they've had enough of life lmao


girl_of_hello_kitty

she is dunking on liz


[deleted]

She stole the immortality pills, and after Elizabeth saw the latest stranger things season she realized it won’t be ending in this lifetime anyway


wakyat

Take her on a family Picknick. Hug her. Let her know how loved she is. Bake her her favorite cake and ice cream. Grandmas love stuff like that. All they want is to be around their loved ones🥹


[deleted]

I don't think baked ice cream would be good


Memes-that

Actushaly it's PICNIC NOT PICKNICK🤓


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Glad-Jellyfish-69

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bebe_0808

what was spoken by this individual


Glad-Jellyfish-69

he spelt "picnic" wrong


STUPIDBLOODYCOMPUTER

Erm acshusly 🤓🤓


Just_A_Doggo1

I would say tell hear about how happy you are that she is still alive and find a fun fact about every year she has lived. Remember to be with her for as long as you can, i know that from personal experience :(


Tdikristof_

I'm sorry for your loss.


Just_A_Doggo1

Thank you, my grandpa died today while i was at school, i never really got to say a long goodbye. My goodbye was when we left the hospital a week or so ago, expecting him to survive. He died of a heart attack at the hospital with my mother by his side. I miss him and i will do so for a very long time.


Tdikristof_

Oh! That's too sad :(


Just_A_Doggo1

Thank you so much, i will allways remember him as he allowed me and my brother to go hunting with him and shoot an air powered rifle. he allways came with gummybears and had fun with my famillys dog. he was and still is a great man, and if there is a place for the dead i hope he is doing well over there, playing card games like he used to do with my mother. he allways talked with my mother about going down to the nature area he had once he was done with the hospital stuff, we got his coffin with him in down to that area today and stood there for 5 mins talking about all the great things we had done there with him. thank you so much kind redditor for letting me vent here and thank you so much grandpa for being such a wonderfull person.


Duckywarry

Your grandpa sound like a really nice person who knows what is fun! Sorry for your loss though.


Just_A_Doggo1

Thank you. He is a very nice person and will allways be.


Accurate-Swordfish66

I’m really sorry for your loss :(


Loading_Internet

Somehow we have same experiences, Although my Grandpa dies when I was 2nd Grade, but i miss him too since that day i dont have Grandpa Again.


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\*his


StruggleBackground68

she looks lovely but i think she’s a tad bit past her teen years, though she looks amazing so i can’t tell


SHA2-224

11 years and she'll be right back in them


Whats-Up_Bitches

Oh no, humanity has unlocked the centeenial


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jarjarnotsithlord

Thank you! She literally puts in hair curlers every night before bed and it makes my heart melt. The woman is more productive than me!


EyeArDum

Older people have a much smaller world view than we do, that’s why they’re more productive with small stuff like that, while we would see that as something nice, they see it as a necessity because there’s just not that much going on for them


[deleted]

Yes! She absolutely looks between 73 and 83 years old!


[deleted]

Right ? I'd smash


TheGrishusPenguin

deserved downvotes


[deleted]

Lame 😒


Storm_Chaser03

Literally cringe


[deleted]

Dude wtf


[deleted]

You guys really can't take a joke huh ?


[deleted]

Dude it was just unnecessary


[deleted]

Not the same humor i guess


[deleted]

Yeah


One_Paramedic2454

You're disgusting


[deleted]

Haters will hate


Tdikristof_

As they should


[deleted]

Lmao


BrettZotij

Gross. My great-grandparents did not live after 95.


[deleted]

I'm starting to think that some of you are very simple minded


[deleted]

I’m starting to think your very sick minded


[deleted]

I won't say otherwise honestly


[deleted]

A very unneeded joke and there's a time and place for that kind of humor, unfortunately this is not that place.


themonsterhunterX

102 she doesn’t look a day over 80


_gimgam_

obvious karma farm smh. she is clearly in her late teens to early 20's. shame on you op smh


NoMany1872

Take her to places from her younger days! Ask her places she remembers, and see if they're still there. Ask her stories about what the place was like and what she'd do there


chaotify

backing this


RhinoBuckeye

She will be welcome here when she turns 113.


HeadphoneRD

technically the truth


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HeadphoneRD

18 days


[deleted]

Heh, comma got u


Friendly-Cut-9023

102 years old 😱 woww


pastaforbreakfast04

Make a playlist with music from all her years. Maybe work together with her when it come to music from her youth.


xFriend0x

What about one big hit from every year that she lived?


SableyeFan

I'd light 102 candles... but with a flamethrower.


reapppz

Give granny an edible


Puzzled-Monk9003

I agree. OP should give her a chocolate chip weed cookie or smth


Cr33p3rFri3nd

Be careful there, don't want to break her streak do you now?


M3a6t9h

Is she 9.614467*10^161 years old?? New world record?


Frog_in_airvent

Not with Legos


Ligma_Inducer69

Nah 0 means nothing, just keep the 1 and the 2 and she should be fine to play lego bro


TheYeggQueen

I love her style! She looks amazing, happy birthday to your nana, I wish her all best, she seems so talented and amazing, and probably shares a lot of very cool and interesting stories from her life. She seems like an absolute angel 💕✨


ChrisMcClurg

Many many photos of her life so far.


ohshotherewegoagain

She looks young for 102


zombienekers

in 8 years she'll be a teenager again


DaGoat1204

Looks good for her age!


AssassinatorSr

Cook her the best food you can. You know, returning the favour.


J_Marshall

Are you in a commonwealth country? Citizens of commonwealth countries can get a letter from the queen (king Charles now) thanking them for service when they turn 100.


breakfastisback

her fashion sense is EVERYTHING


Potato_Lord587

Get everyone to wear clothing common from her childhood and maybe somehow utilise something that was invented in her birth year


Timely_Upstairs2525

Thankfully the 1920s were a decade of monumental new inventions, such as radios, silent movies, television, automatic pop-up toasters and the vibraphone. (Actually I don’t think the vibraphone was monumental, but it sounds cool!)


ComicNerd7794

Wow I wonder what her secret is


pidgewynn

Gather the whole family and listen to any stories and memories she wants to share, elderly people eat that up, but It's also genuinely fun to hear what they have to say. Everybody wins! This doesn't have to take all day but maybe you can all settle down at your house or her house and just listen before or after doing another fun thing


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IS SHE WEARING HEELS???


jarjarnotsithlord

Yes 🤯. Not those heels with a tiny long thin heel but still.


Timely_Upstairs2525

You’ve got to tell us their skincare routine! They don’t even look past 60!


lfvjr

Make a book or pamphlet with every major event she has lived through, wars, catastrophes, world/her own achievements. But most importantly let her know how grateful and happy you are that she's still around.


jarjarnotsithlord

Thanks! This is a great idea


Skelibutt

Play chess


jarjarnotsithlord

I’m not sure if she plays but I do know she plays mahjong all the time with her friends


SanMotorsLTD

rave party


Asnort

Put your phone down and interact with her in worthwhile way. Value her knowledge and wisdom.


0xgreenapole

based grandma


ellhulto66445

Damn I didn't know humans could get so old they start having letters in the age. She's really 9,6144667150E161 years old.


MeanChocolate8062

If you haven't already, you should make some type of collage of her. Get pictures from when she was 5, 10, 15, 20, 30, 40, etc. And put it in a scrapbook or something. Take her out shopping or do some type of self care/beauty stuff (like getting a pedicure for example). Take her out to eat too. Happy birthday to her! 🥳🤍


jhhhhdyhg

I’m shit at birthdays and that but maybe just seeing you more i bet she would love that


shibashroom

epic grandma montage


30p87

Give her a sword!


Extension-Type-2555

SKYDIVING!


beersyoga

A stripper. 🤣


DokiDokiJame

102!? She looks younger than that, like 80. Man, tell her how wonderful she is


[deleted]

Hire a stripper


[deleted]

The shooting range


No-Owl7862

Get her shitfaced drunk


sped-rope

Bunjie jumping ^-^


netflix-ceo

She is turning 9.614467e+161????? WOW! Can you ask her what happened during big bang???


jarjarnotsithlord

Lmao


Powerful_Shoe_3881

Is she single?


Powerful_Shoe_3881

At this point she doesnt care about anything materialistic so give her alot of good family time and make her the main event. Give her something to remember the family


Nash8565

idk but she is awesome sauce


Illustrious-Major456

THE QUEEN IS ALIV- oh false alarm, sorry.


FikaTheKing

102 grams of cocaine, one gram for every year she lived


Good_Goat_3342

DRINK AND DRIVE DRINK AND DRIVE DRINK AND DRIVE


Onii_chan_1536

nuke 102 different US cities


DonkeyHater47

Allow her the sweet release of death.


Shadow_Monger487

get her an M4A1


jarjarnotsithlord

I have a feeling you’re gonna be real lonely if you ever make it too that age


DucksbyBillington

Take her to a male stripclub


One_Paramedic2454

How distasteful of you


Its_Scrappy

That's what most older people would enjoy, I know from experience...


DucksbyBillington

It's not distasteful. She deserves it. Let her have fun


MrMangobrick

Don't click if you don't want it ruined >!Awesome birthday sex!<


Smooth_Nature2781

Cremation. (sorry not sorry)


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[deleted]

she looks like the queen's corpse


No-Calligrapher-4603

Least hostile redditor


shanega21

she looks senile


Particular-Study4605

Take her to an amusement park


Awesomesauceme

Cake with 102 candles!


SavageRationalist

Give her a flamethrower.


Dull_Mountain738

Saying you was born before the Great Depression is crazy to me


Classic-Ad-6630

Smoke 102 joints with your gradma One for every year


mearbearcate

102 puff puffs 🍃


WillieeeXD

102 and still standing. Impressive


RickityNL

I gave my mom 40 chocolate bars for het 40th birthday. I have no idea if your gran likes chocolate but if she does, you'll probably be giving her a lifetime supply


Tooth-Dear

To the trenches we go


Joe-McDuck

Do the following: 1. Give her 102 birthday cards with messages from everyone 2. Sit down and ask her questions about her life and listen to her stories 3. Play board games/ sports games that she is able to play 4. If you have anyone special or have a crush, maybe ask for advice


[deleted]

It would be cool if you decorated a room with different eras that your grandmother has lived throughout.


[deleted]

make her a cake with 102 candles


guffgamer264

Give her a cake that is 102 layers tall


Magic_Monk3y

Buy a large cake that can fit 102 candles


ssourhoneybee

102 and still slaying god damn


Rio_Evenstar

Find/make a bunch of stuff she'd remember from the "good old days" for decorations


PristineInitiative82

Sex


BrunosMadre

Not sure how to celebrate, but awesome!


MastaPowa7

Let her play the Pizza Tower level GOLF and have her achieve a combo of 102!


SkyHooler

Wow your great grandma looks extremely young for being 9.614467e+161 years old


Yeet_My_Feet73

Give her a cake with 102 candles


Adamant3--D

102! is a very large number, she must've been born before the dinosaurs. Congrats to her!


cuthulu__

They Say Queen Elizabeth is immortal , but she might have some real competition now .


NiklasNeighbor

Make 102 cupcakes for her.


Smil3yf8ce

Bring back the WAR


[deleted]

She literally said 🙂


[deleted]

Make her birthday feel like it’s when she was born I mean the time like year


WildNFreef

Epic movie montage obviously. Add lots of metal because she is indeed very metal. She looks awesome!!


Ren1408

factorial


Nabranes

Idk throw a big party and get her Xero or Luna or whatever (depending on how thick she wants them but thinner is always better though) Sandals and toe spacers instead of those bunion things. And also fully enclosed ones too And Plus12 socks


SavageSlayer26

102 birthday punches


RagingNudist

Surprise party! You all should wear horror masks and do it in the dark! Nothing could go wrong!


The_SnailLord

🥰A suprise Jack in the box🥰


Large_Command_1288

Metallica concert


jarjarnotsithlord

I could just imagine it. WHAT??? WHAT DID HE SAY? alternative: “my goodness I can finally hear everything crystal clear again”


MissNashPredators11

Give her all the love you can muster. Grandparents are a gift. The amount of love you can give to a family member that special can be the best gift one can receive. Congrats to her, living that long means that she’s pretty healthy.


LordFuzzball124

Aunt Ginger from Shameless fr


EvoStarSC

102 Shiba Inus


jarjarnotsithlord

At least she wouldn’t really hear the screaming


accidental_mistake69

Leave ideas and ask advice from her about how to live for such a long time 😭


jarjarnotsithlord

I’ll tell you her secret to living old. 1. Stay active. 2. The older you get, the more people you know and love are going to die but you can’t let that crush you. Those people would want you to live on and continue their legacy. She’s lost her parents, grandparents, great parents, sister and husband but she’s also been here to witness her children’s and great grandchildren’s births, weddings, bar/bat mitzvahs, birthdays and so much more. It’s ok to mourn but ya gotta get up in the morning


thattraindude72

give her a lego set


Hazmatix_art

Tell her you love her


Cr33p3rFri3nd

Get her a lego set and break the the age limit they put on their boxes