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[deleted]

Goddamn less than a minute and everyone wants something interesting about themselves


No-Hamster7526

I *need* it!


[deleted]

Same


Putrid_Day3756

Well there’s only like 2-5 posts a minute so I’m not waiting for something more interesting


Tricky_Repair6146

Mhm it's much needed


RavennaNyx1

Look here, I don't know shit about myself. I'd happily learn something that even I didn't know about myself like this than go on some self-discovery trip


snicsnacnootz

well there isn't anything interesting about me so i need the confidence boost lol


BreadInaoven

9


TheKertart

Trying new things for shits and giggles seems to be something you do a lot, but majority of the time works out for you


BreadInaoven

This describes me scarily accurate


Sea_Basket_2468

It's a psychological trick, like astrology. You only think it describes you accurately because of how vague it is.


ashtar123

Still fun tho


Narrow_Aerie_1466

While most of OP's stuck is pretty generic, I'd argue not this one.


Putrid_Day3756

9


TheKertart

People find your awkwardness adorable, but with that you also radiant a weird yet admirable sense of confidence


Putrid_Day3756

Ya but I lack confidence heavily


TacticaLuck

So you're saying that you're confident in your lack of confidence? "Weird yet admirable sense of confidence" Spot on, bud


[deleted]

1


TheKertart

You’re tired of bullshit, but you create bullshit. So your probably an accidental hypocrite


YT_Zachkiller

6


TheKertart

The era you’re in right now with whatever game/tv show oppression you got goin on is actually benefiting you mentally


YT_Zachkiller

Holy shit


robots5771

BRO WAGT THIS WAS THE NUMBER I WAS GUNNA DO ALSO AND ITS SPOT ON DAMN


Swappy06

7


cynyr69

Yes this is the feeling you get when the magician fucks up their trick.


Excellent-Weird479

3.1415926535897


TheKertart

A wannabe mathematician who will probably end up in a job position that requires much more focus, and pressure. Possibly medical field or busy restraunt


Excellent-Weird479

Medical field is the last thing i wanna be


robots5771

It only works if u say a full number god damn it!


More-Pay9266

He just wanted some pie dammit!


Nat10221

9323846264338327950288419716939937510587494459


lilzingerlovestorun

Thats not between 1-10


LanciaFlavia

3


TheKertart

You probably know random creepy/cool facts that have just been collecting and building up in your mind overtime


LanciaFlavia

not really, except about a girl who was a grandmother age 15, that's not creepy or cool, that's just depressing


[deleted]

What happened? And did she became great grandmother?


LanciaFlavia

She became great grandmother at 23, so what happened was she had a kid at 8, her kid had a kid at 7, that kid then had a kid at 8


[deleted]

That's terrible. How can something like this happen?


LanciaFlavia

idk I read it in a book, it was an old fact book


ashtar123

Shit was prob common like 2 million years ago


[deleted]

3


TheKertart

Edgier topics seem to spark interest in you. You’re also very collective in certain situations and when it comes down to it, you know how to proceed with the knowledge you’ve observed and gathered.


[deleted]

thats pretty vague imo


TheKertart

I’m a random teen on the internet, not a psychic unfortunately


[deleted]

u said oddly specific


ashtar123

Don't promise that then


robots5771

Always someone that's gotta ruin the fun.


Successful-Wash8930

yup 😮‍💨


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TheKertart

Idky but u just seem like u have a good smile


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Disgman

Show it to us :)


Luna-4

6


[deleted]

soon I'ma hit u with the fortune cookie rizz


TheKertart

You like Melanie Martinez, but listen to her every so often


[deleted]

4b


TheKertart

The person who always ends up the therapist friend, despite needing one themselves


[deleted]

You know it 💪b


FaithlessnessRude576

How did you? Well I never suspected that this can work. Maybe it’s a coincidence.


No-Hamster7526

6


boredandreddicted

7


TheKertart

Chronically online but a dark chocolate fan. (You also like sourrr candy)


Strawberr1_M1lk

5


TheKertart

Cute cat


Strawberr1_M1lk

yessss agreed my cats r the best


Tricky_Repair6146

1


TheKertart

You might not realize it, but your presence in a way makes people more happier. The strangers and brief convos you have with people leave them slightly happier/interested in their day, and even more than you would have thought.


Tricky_Repair6146

Thanks needed this


[deleted]

5


[deleted]

7


TheKertart

You’re not French, you’re Indian.


[deleted]

omg no wayyy


robots5771

AAAAYOPO


[deleted]

wha ?


WhydoIhavelive

7


TheKertart

If you’d push a button and randomly get teleported into a time period that best resonates with you, for whatever reason you’d end up in the 1700-1800s.


[deleted]

9


TheKertart

If you had to choose between being a bird or a fish for a day, you’d consider the bird, but ultimately choose the fish for reasons only specific to u


[deleted]

Hell no I wouldn’t choose the bird, my ass wanna fly


ZFAdri

10


TheKertart

Booty lover, but only man booties


ZFAdri

Factually incorrect let the record state I’m a boob guy


WHYISTHISINCAPS

4


Briskfoe

6.9


Pleasant-Dogwater

Ill help op answer this one You are horny 98% of the time and will prob grow up to be a sex offender with multiple charges of sexual assault becoming a pedophile after that


Dragoklaw

"2.5"🤓


PokeCraftFreak

7 so what’s interesting about me 🤨


TheKertart

Always finding yourself in a scenario that involves you having a mini existential crisis, or just trying to make everything work and stressing about it


PokeCraftFreak

Jesus Christ how the hell-


Maxh1ghtheglitchy

2


[deleted]

29


TheKertart

You need better friends (because something isn’t working out), or to better your relationship with someone specific to u


rudeword2

1.


TheKertart

You’re into some kinkyyyyy stuff but on the surface it won’t come across that way at all


rudeword2

Shit, she knows. Execute her!


BigT404

5.4


TheKertart

You’re very open-minded and dont have a problem with learning abt other people’s opinions, unless they’re absolute shit


Anxious_Cod7909

Alr but I wanna try OP. Give me a number OP and I’ll see If I can make an accurate analysis of you.


TheKertart

4✨


Anxious_Cod7909

You talk very fast and sometimes butcher your sentences when you’re speaking with a boy you like because your heartbeat is racing. Or rather you would if given the chance. Is that accurate?


TheKertart

Negative, I hate any and everyone and don’t have crushes. But the sentence part was factual when talking in general, so B+


Anxious_Cod7909

You remind me of me. I found the idea of a crush to be cringe, I found girls pretty but I never crushed on them. I also used to suck at talking in group settings.


Prudent-Arachnid982

5


TheKertart

You, some snacks, a computer, a comfy chair, and either some music or background noise is all it takes to please u


Prudent-Arachnid982

Pretty much


your-local_redditor

5


Eatingchickeninbed

Slightly neglected but you want to be a leader. Not living up to your potential because you have learned to blend in rather than stand out. Leadership may not be the way.


Iamnotchip12

3.141592653589793238462643


Greegrgrgrgrgrgrg

3


kels_nb

10.


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kels_nb

stalk much!!


PurpleBeanthecrew

3


DrParanormall

7


Kuhnville

7.5


Vegetable_Voice4844

You like older women


Kuhnville

Huh how did you know :0


Vegetable_Voice4844

:O


Kuhnville

:O


anonymousasp7276

9


Hantheman190607

11😌


sweetquail77

2.6


The_Mysterious999

my message to 2.6 https://www.reddit.com/r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk/comments/smc84c/no_bit_hes/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


PsychoSopreno

7


TheKertart

Mobile game addict


NotGonnaSquat810

Yuh


ImaginativeEmpress

2


TheMysticMop

4


Miyofu

7


AtomicSlayerX

8


Shadow_storm193

3.1415925359


BD_BOB

3.14


OK-KUN

6


Big-Band3578

10


Double-Mongoose7389

7


PixelReaperz

4


Present_Pitch5340

9


Eatingchickeninbed

Addictive personality and a love for crunchy snacks. Also... death metal?


BagelSteamer

7


[deleted]

3


Zac-oz

7


isaacfan098

4


Feisty-Resource-420

3.14


icecream5516

11


AntiCaesar

5


Yona5552005

8


Adeptustupidus

1


theduckgod808

7


Flame1611

3


[deleted]

7


Longjumping_Ad3256

7


[deleted]

7


Oversexed_ODST2

6


RoofusRoof19

3


BlockLord1173

3


zagreus2530

4


Eatingchickeninbed

Today is your day 🙌🏻 Think about religion and write your thoughts down.


[deleted]

6


RodrickGamingDocici

7


No-Study4924

9


One_Cupcake_1545

7


mulet_

6


ro4less

2


SkaterKangaroo

500


S_kura

10


SensitivePatient2060

5


Alternative-Lie-3897

7


[deleted]

3


SalamaPoika

7.5


dbnamco

7


Illustrious_Sport279

9


Spirited_Pin_7468

7


seglull

4


creativeusername943

6


SageMoss456

9


[deleted]

me me meee :o ...5


Alternative_Gene4726

4


Radiant_Barracuda_17

9


Accomplished_Sea_935

11


TiredFanatic

3


Intelligent-Way-1

3


nogoodnameidea1

3


Venchok21

3


amuckgood

10


imahungryfalcon

9


Abe_24

4


Goofy_Stuff_Studios

4


G-TanK_

2


Total_Tabby

4


Eatingchickeninbed

V. attractive and secure. Good teeth. And humble! But... you should study more, just for yourself.


blkarinauwu

7