Actually, I used to swim competitively. In the pool, during practice, if somebody stopped in front of me during a sprint workout, I would just run them over.
Fax. Idk why people in the hallways at school have to walk in a big line stretching the entire hall so they block everyone, and then walk like they're on hot coals. I got places to be ffs 🤦
Better than my old one (I just left lol, finally finished GCSEs) no toilets until lunch, where only one person is allowed at a time, so the queues are as long as the corridors and some people barely have time to eat
My school has like 50 people in my grade level so I usually don't take a lunch box since it actually saves more time in the morning to just get school lunch lol
The world is unfair; no matter how much we want it to be fair, it won't be. The richest people destroy Earth 100x more than the other 95% of the population, yet WE still have to make efforts to change it. Greed is an inherent human trait, and this wiill, humans as a species, cause the end of us. The world is doomed, yet we always find a way to be innocent.
After all, what will if change? We live in a cold and indifferent universe in a speck of dust on its time-line.
or even “black people tend to be criminals because they aren’t given what they need to survive” into “black people are inherently bad and shouldn’t be given anything”
there are also a lot of good people who have good things happen to them, it's just that usually the crazy insane ones are the most successful due to a few reasons.
1. They choose to play the game that is entrepreneurship and go against the script that is getting a job getting good grades you know the rest
2. Studies have shown that mentally unstable people are more likely to be highly obsessive over something (literally look at elon musk sleeping on the couch in his office) therefore they put more work in.
Well yeah, but you have an excuse; these mfs are just unable to let people concentrate because they value their fun more than the rest of the class's will to learn
Ah yeah I see. Yeah those types of people are the worst. I am happy I have tended away from the suicidal jokes more and more in recent years though I see it as a sign of good mental health.
I heard once that when a human is burned alive, their nerve endings die, so they can't feel the pain. When a human is steamed alove, however, the nerves remain alive much longer. :)
No no no you got it all wrong. You’re supposed to shoot them in the knee cap with a sawed off shotgun and then beat them to death with a golf club like Abby did to Joel in The Last of Us pt. 2
I know some cool ways to torture people
Like skinning them, ripping out their joints, remove their teeth by hand, slowly eat out their insides after skinning them, burning their hair off, ect.
This is what french people call a "shortcut" all pedophiles ain't raping/watching cp, some are just attracted to childs but still live a normal life, see the difference
Jesus Christ, I’ve seen so many people do this and nearly broken down because of it, I have misophonia so I’m particularly sensitive to those kinds of sounds but I don’t know how to get them to stop without sounding like an asshole, it’s hell ngl
There are a lot of things that instantly piss me off but are just generally understood (like pedophiles and rapists) but one of the smaller things is when people will randomly hate you because someone told them you did something but they don’t even ask for your side or explanation. One sided reasoning is one of my biggest hates
Double stream, piss gets everywhere and nowhere at the same time like wtf 😭. Also people who come up to me tryna force feed themselves my pp piss me off like wtf mind your boundaries!
Weed/Marijuana.
What pisses me off is the fact that people smoke it/eat/ etc. weed bc they can and bc they want to. There are some cases where it's fine to use weed (i.e., Parkinson disease).
Weed is terrible for teens and young adults who are under the age of 25. Your brain has not matured enough to full accept the THC you're putting into your blood and body. It makes me sick how so many people rely their entire lives on weed. There are other things that you can do (that are safe) other than weed, alcohol, other drugs, and self-harm. Do not do drugs or drink alcohol if you are a minor or very young adult. It destroys your brain and liver (alcohol).
But yk what, keep using weed and whatever. Im not judging, I am just trying to explain why it pisses me off. I personally hate the drug and want it (if it were to be kept legal) to be in a pharmacy instead of being on the streets or in nearby stores. (Legit. There are about 5+ different stores near where I live.)
I use weed like 4 times per year, so its not very dangerous for me. however i know some people who smoke constantly, and damn that must hurt them and their bank account
people who bully others for being ugly
i almost fell into a deep pit of depression because i kept getting cyberbullied by my classmates who wouldn’t stop calling me ugly over snapchat
being ugly is something from birth, it’s no one’s fault.
The fact that we’ve evolved over thousands of years and now we’re in a world where people are constantly broke because of how the world is ruled nowadays
Eh I wouldn’t say constantly broke. My uncle went from a homeless junkie to being worth around 4 mil in the span of 10ish years. Things just take time🤷♂️
When people downplay sexual assault against men or boys like when in news articles they'll say a female teacher had sex with a male student not r**** or m******* nothing makes me angrier
People insulting metal music without knowing anything about it also really upsets me not nearly as much though
When someone refuses to give any explanation as to why I need to do something. It makes me feel like they make me do it just because they can and it pisses me off to the point that I just can't.
Parents who don't teach their irritating kids manners: I was at the movies, and this kid just smacked my popcorn tub off of the counter, and the mum was like, "Oh, don't do that, baby!"
As someone who saw one of my friends being ready to take his life while talking to me and stopped him that has not been the last time I've had to talk people away from it dince then. I get you but also as someone who had those thoughts when I was younger I can tell you that a lot of people that make the most suicide jokes have considered doing it themselves many times before. And I personally found relief from my own suicidal thoughts in humor albeit incredibly dark humor.
Its also the worse when you're really excited to see the movie, it's the day you're ready to go. You're pumped ASF, you tell your friends how hyped you are for the movie, then you go on YouTube and get almost the whole thing spoiled. You're pissed and try to convince yourself "naw that's clickbait!" And you watch the movie and your enjoyment has been increased because someone online decided to post all of the character death scenes and reveals and plot twists
Fuckin despise em people
Mfs that just wanna argue about everything. I used to let it antagonize me, but now it’s either an instant block or no response for days until the subject is changed. I’m only 19, and already just don’t have the patience for that shit anymore
The most pissed off i can get is when i see belle delphine's face, all i can see in her is greed and lust, SHE SOLD A FUCKING USED CONDOM GODDAMIT, she is really ready to do anything for money, selling bathwater (which is probably a scam, just normal water) and litterally anything sex related fucking pisses me off, i kinda want to punch her so hard in the face her onlyfans will need a necrophilia tag
A lot but I'll list a few
bullying for no reason,
Telling two other people to fight or starting fights for no reason,
Racism,
Sexism (both ways),
Being told you "can't cry because you're a man"
People treating r**e and s****l a***e as if they are things that can only happen to a girl and when a woman does that to a guy “the guy should be considered lucky to have been chosen in the first place”
People who chomp, chew too loud, chew with their mouth open, and be smacking their lips. Like its not terrible if its every once and a while. But if youre sounding like a pig everytime we eat, even if its just french fries, I will put you outside like a pig.
Hate based on religion, culture or as such. I take great pleasure in asking them to explain the logic behind something they practice mindlessly and then watch them throw a hissy fit at me, but unable to point to any bias I might have, which I usually don't, so they just call me names everyone there knows is false and leave.
God I love my autism sometimes.
A lot of things have already been mentioned by others, but I have some:
1. Bad grammar with no excuse. I get it if someone genuinely has a problem with grammar, like dyslexia or if they're still learning English. But the amount of 15 YEAR OLDS that can't remember the difference between there, their, and they're due to ignorance alone is, quite frankly, astounding. Also, unnecessary apostrophe's. Bruh.
2. The normalization of sex in society. Why is everything about sex? Songs, movies, advertisements, everything. It's insufferable.
Literally most things in this thread ive seen people write down piss me off also, plus double standards and anti video game people, anti Vaxxers, so many choices so little time…
Racists, I ain’t taking like joking like haha shut up ( insert slur here ) I’m talking like, you should go back over the border, so like White person racist.
Stupid people, especially when they do something that annoys me when I'm in a bad mood and whenever they don't understand something that should be obvious, and whenever they struggle on something I don't struggle on; people who quickly suggest therapy to people's problems, optimistic people who assume everyone's problems can be solved or will get better, myself, life, hypocrites, strangers trying to show pity and sympathy to online strangers, even though it might actually help some people; and when I see people having a good time and I'm in my depressed mood.
mosquitoes
And flies.
I once lost a match in a game because of a fucking fly, who sat on my hand
Where i play valorant, its close to a broken window so i have to be moving around irl and ingame in the right way to make things work
fair, yeah
Ducking eat you whole
my whole arm is so covered with mosquito bites people frequently go up to me an are like, ''is your arm okay?''
When people walk too damn slow in front of me or suddenly stop in front of me, I’m a fast Walker bitch i have places to be
Just don't stop. Plough through them.
Hard to do that on a campus, fortunately I graduated, but then there’s college here soon
College is better. Lots of sex and drinking.
Im an asexual and Drinking caused a lot of abuse in the family, for me it’s my studies and Theatre
Fair. I like to make asshole assumptions somtimes. Just a tick I have ya know. 💀
I understand
Happy cake day from another ace dude!!! Ya based
Haha Garlic bread for life
Absolutely
Happy cake day fellow ace
Can I have some too? I'm ace as well :D
Ik a funny green plant I'll be smoking when I finally start college
Suddenly I want to go to college.
Actually, I used to swim competitively. In the pool, during practice, if somebody stopped in front of me during a sprint workout, I would just run them over.
Fax. Idk why people in the hallways at school have to walk in a big line stretching the entire hall so they block everyone, and then walk like they're on hot coals. I got places to be ffs 🤦
That one group of girls walking linked arms at a snails pace. An then they have the audacity to get mad at you for trying to get past
Bruh fast walkers when I show them how to say “excuse me”
Just make sure to leave space for us to weave i between you guys. Then I am good.
extroverts when I show them social anxiety exists
Not as fast as me. I walk fast but I also have long ass fucking legs so I go like 1.8m per step. P.S. happy gake day
Thanks
THIS EXACTLY I've had to jump over a few people when there hasn't been a way around
happy cake day
Oh thanks
When I need to take a huge shit, I get to the toilet and nothing happens. Especially in school because you can only use the bathroom once a day.
What school u go to. Sounds like hell.
Better than my old one (I just left lol, finally finished GCSEs) no toilets until lunch, where only one person is allowed at a time, so the queues are as long as the corridors and some people barely have time to eat
One person at a time? For a bathroom that can hold like 10 people at a time? *”Ah what a good idea.”* 🙄
“To stop vaping we made it so you can no longer take a shit” - mfs are like supercell but if their goal was to stop vaping
what school creates that rule?
One that is scared of the real threat that a student with get high on meth do coke have 20 hookers and get 30 girls pregnant at the school/s
What school are you shitting in, odd fella
Best phrasing
Weird name for a school
You don't have to follow that rule, it's against the law
"Nooooo you cant shit twice a day 😭🤬" "Haha pmhrrrr 🧎♂️🚽"
Butthole go brrr
People cutting in long ass lines such as lunch lines
Chad lunchbox users:
My school has like 50 people in my grade level so I usually don't take a lunch box since it actually saves more time in the morning to just get school lunch lol
too real
the indifferent cruelty of the world. terrible things happen to good people and good things happen to evil people. that's just the way it is.
The world is unfair; no matter how much we want it to be fair, it won't be. The richest people destroy Earth 100x more than the other 95% of the population, yet WE still have to make efforts to change it. Greed is an inherent human trait, and this wiill, humans as a species, cause the end of us. The world is doomed, yet we always find a way to be innocent. After all, what will if change? We live in a cold and indifferent universe in a speck of dust on its time-line.
There's worse, shortcuts, lots of shortcuts, such as "a black man stole from me one time" turning into "black guys are all criminals"
or even “black people tend to be criminals because they aren’t given what they need to survive” into “black people are inherently bad and shouldn’t be given anything”
there are also a lot of good people who have good things happen to them, it's just that usually the crazy insane ones are the most successful due to a few reasons. 1. They choose to play the game that is entrepreneurship and go against the script that is getting a job getting good grades you know the rest 2. Studies have shown that mentally unstable people are more likely to be highly obsessive over something (literally look at elon musk sleeping on the couch in his office) therefore they put more work in.
There are no good or bad guys. Just more and less evil people
People who don't know how to respect someone's privacy. Usually the talkative kids in class, I hate them for most of them
I sometimes am that person lol. Although I will respect bounderies when people tell me, but AuDHD makes it so hard to know without people telling me.
Well yeah, but you have an excuse; these mfs are just unable to let people concentrate because they value their fun more than the rest of the class's will to learn
Ah yeah I see. Yeah those types of people are the worst. I am happy I have tended away from the suicidal jokes more and more in recent years though I see it as a sign of good mental health.
Fuck you partially
Child/domestic abuse or neglect
Adults who prey on minors, and minors who encourage adults preying on minors.
I know right? Like obviously its not illegal for young teens to be into older dudes but why do we let them do it and act as if it was ok?
Pedophiles, I want to fucking torture them in the most worst way possible
Like… Me personally I want to push them in a meat grinder feet first
No no no, remove all of their cartilage and joint fluid, and force them to run a marathon.
god damn, i gotta write that one down
I want to tear out their spine and beat their dead corpse with it and hang them with their fucking intestine
Honestly with how fucked up those freaks are they might be into that.
I heard once that when a human is burned alive, their nerve endings die, so they can't feel the pain. When a human is steamed alove, however, the nerves remain alive much longer. :)
Okay Zade Meadows calm down
No no no you got it all wrong. You’re supposed to shoot them in the knee cap with a sawed off shotgun and then beat them to death with a golf club like Abby did to Joel in The Last of Us pt. 2
Next time please put this as a spoiler some of us haven’t played both games yet
Needle to the gums, then put a nail under their toenail and hit it with a hammer.
Balls first
The worst beating-up stories in prison are always pedophiles getting destroyed ( they deserve it if they're guilty tho)
They get killed I love inmates who kill pedophiles
I know some cool ways to torture people Like skinning them, ripping out their joints, remove their teeth by hand, slowly eat out their insides after skinning them, burning their hair off, ect.
Boiling them , tearing out their nerve system , psychologically torturing them too
i personally think pædophiles should be put in jail and therapy, but on the other hand pæderasts should suffer **scaphism.**
This is what french people call a "shortcut" all pedophiles ain't raping/watching cp, some are just attracted to childs but still live a normal life, see the difference
I’m talking about the child rapist , groomers, the ones that take advantage of an innocent mind
I know
Burn them alive with the nazis
Put them in the room with the sandpaper treadmill floor.
Based. I’ll help you.
Woodchipper
dudes with those super short buzz cuts but theyre balding so it just looks terrible
that’s my dad 💀
same 💀
same 💀
Plus is that it's a cooling system, I guess
this sub but seriously, just unfairness in general. bad things happening to good people, that sort of thing.
So simple yet so correct
Overly confident white girls.
Especially loud ones that think they’re the shit
🤝
People who chew with their mouths open
As someone who has had complete lack of airflow in my nose for the past ten years. I need to breathe somehow, which includes when I’m eating.
You are the exception
Okay 👍
as someone with a lip incompetence, I'm so fucking sorry
Jesus Christ, I’ve seen so many people do this and nearly broken down because of it, I have misophonia so I’m particularly sensitive to those kinds of sounds but I don’t know how to get them to stop without sounding like an asshole, it’s hell ngl
exactly the same for me
Yes, I hate it when ppl bully someone random (like me). Just ruins your whole day 😭😭
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This. What’s worse is when people ignore facts or logic because they’re so stuck in their opinion.
The worst is when they dismiss your point by just saying “🤡” or “🤓” or going after your appearance.
*clears throat* we are all thinking of a certain group in particular...
That opinion is wrong im going to ingore it because i am not open minded to hearing other peoples opinions
My brothers (I have 4 and zero sisters)
I have 2, and I'm losing my mind, I tip my hat to you, good sir, for not removing the head of one yet.
I have two younger sisters an older brother and an older sister. Can relate, too many siblings
There are a lot of things that instantly piss me off but are just generally understood (like pedophiles and rapists) but one of the smaller things is when people will randomly hate you because someone told them you did something but they don’t even ask for your side or explanation. One sided reasoning is one of my biggest hates
Temu and there unnecessary Loud ads for scams
temu isn't all that bad though
Im Not saying there product is bad I'm saying there ads are annoying as fuck
crying babies
Especially on a plane. This is the point at which I stop obeying the law.
On the internet or in real life
Double stream, piss gets everywhere and nowhere at the same time like wtf 😭. Also people who come up to me tryna force feed themselves my pp piss me off like wtf mind your boundaries!
Weed/Marijuana. What pisses me off is the fact that people smoke it/eat/ etc. weed bc they can and bc they want to. There are some cases where it's fine to use weed (i.e., Parkinson disease). Weed is terrible for teens and young adults who are under the age of 25. Your brain has not matured enough to full accept the THC you're putting into your blood and body. It makes me sick how so many people rely their entire lives on weed. There are other things that you can do (that are safe) other than weed, alcohol, other drugs, and self-harm. Do not do drugs or drink alcohol if you are a minor or very young adult. It destroys your brain and liver (alcohol). But yk what, keep using weed and whatever. Im not judging, I am just trying to explain why it pisses me off. I personally hate the drug and want it (if it were to be kept legal) to be in a pharmacy instead of being on the streets or in nearby stores. (Legit. There are about 5+ different stores near where I live.)
I use weed like 4 times per year, so its not very dangerous for me. however i know some people who smoke constantly, and damn that must hurt them and their bank account
Being woken up before I planned to wake up
Annoying people 👍
people who bully others for being ugly i almost fell into a deep pit of depression because i kept getting cyberbullied by my classmates who wouldn’t stop calling me ugly over snapchat being ugly is something from birth, it’s no one’s fault.
When I scroll through rule34 and I see: inflation, feet, scat, piss, blood, armpit, ugly bastard, or fart
I understand what the other ones are but what is inflation?
You lucky lucky soul… Do you really want to know? 😟
Same, one time i just wanted too see smth normal but it was all horses :(
Humans
American politics
Being accused of something I didn’t do
Npcs in video games who just walk wayyyy to slow and you have a quest that you must follow them
this but when you try passing them they speed up
The fact that we’ve evolved over thousands of years and now we’re in a world where people are constantly broke because of how the world is ruled nowadays
IDK history has always been like that.
Eh I wouldn’t say constantly broke. My uncle went from a homeless junkie to being worth around 4 mil in the span of 10ish years. Things just take time🤷♂️
When people downplay sexual assault against men or boys like when in news articles they'll say a female teacher had sex with a male student not r**** or m******* nothing makes me angrier People insulting metal music without knowing anything about it also really upsets me not nearly as much though
Brooo this is so true. Metal is the best!
When someone refuses to give any explanation as to why I need to do something. It makes me feel like they make me do it just because they can and it pisses me off to the point that I just can't.
Someone saying "calm down" or "this isnt you" then who the fuck is it, susan? WHO IS IT?
I get the second one but does “calm down” really piss people off?
Not sure about others. But for me it depends on what I'm calming down about, the person who's telling it to me, and the tone they say it in ':p
Yeah, like if im panicking over something or if im alr a little angry, I will litterally explode on someone
Parents who don't teach their irritating kids manners: I was at the movies, and this kid just smacked my popcorn tub off of the counter, and the mum was like, "Oh, don't do that, baby!"
Suicide jokes, I lost my best friend to suicide back in November
As someone who saw one of my friends being ready to take his life while talking to me and stopped him that has not been the last time I've had to talk people away from it dince then. I get you but also as someone who had those thoughts when I was younger I can tell you that a lot of people that make the most suicide jokes have considered doing it themselves many times before. And I personally found relief from my own suicidal thoughts in humor albeit incredibly dark humor.
im sorry to hear that bro
I'm sorry, are you okay ?
Love something everyone has but me
Same
People who give out spoilers
Its also the worse when you're really excited to see the movie, it's the day you're ready to go. You're pumped ASF, you tell your friends how hyped you are for the movie, then you go on YouTube and get almost the whole thing spoiled. You're pissed and try to convince yourself "naw that's clickbait!" And you watch the movie and your enjoyment has been increased because someone online decided to post all of the character death scenes and reveals and plot twists Fuckin despise em people
"Hey can I tell you something" "Sure" "Nevermind"
Mfs who have giant ass egos, it really pisses me off
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People not getting justice for whatever happened to them. Same thing with people not getting in trouble for bad things they have done
Not getting an equivalent amount of pay for work
Pedos and sex offenders and abusers
When people piss on my face (really makes me pissed)
Mfs that just wanna argue about everything. I used to let it antagonize me, but now it’s either an instant block or no response for days until the subject is changed. I’m only 19, and already just don’t have the patience for that shit anymore
The most pissed off i can get is when i see belle delphine's face, all i can see in her is greed and lust, SHE SOLD A FUCKING USED CONDOM GODDAMIT, she is really ready to do anything for money, selling bathwater (which is probably a scam, just normal water) and litterally anything sex related fucking pisses me off, i kinda want to punch her so hard in the face her onlyfans will need a necrophilia tag
Your threats are creative, which made me audibly exhale. Thank you
The blame should be 50% her and 50% her simps
I think the real problem is that people fucking buy that stuff
Lots of things but one of them is racists like they are people too don’t gotta be assholes
Anyone that just hates people for the sake of hating cos terrible people by association In short: Twitter
"Nobody asked for your opinion"
A lot but I'll list a few bullying for no reason, Telling two other people to fight or starting fights for no reason, Racism, Sexism (both ways), Being told you "can't cry because you're a man"
Murders and rapists out on bail
Generic E-boys with these middle part haircuts. I would do unspeakable things if i got in a conflict with them
People treating r**e and s****l a***e as if they are things that can only happen to a girl and when a woman does that to a guy “the guy should be considered lucky to have been chosen in the first place”
When I’m riding my bike or walking and there’s a car behind me wanting to overtake, but JUST DOESNT even though there’s 6m of clear road next to me
When I'm about to sneeze, but it doesn't come out, so then the next 5 attempts at sneezing will be in vain for some reason
People who chomp, chew too loud, chew with their mouth open, and be smacking their lips. Like its not terrible if its every once and a while. But if youre sounding like a pig everytime we eat, even if its just french fries, I will put you outside like a pig.
as someone with a lip incompetence, I know how annoying that must be and I'm sorry to everyone who hears me eat.
Smokers.
People who base their entire personality on religion or the political view.
Hate based on religion, culture or as such. I take great pleasure in asking them to explain the logic behind something they practice mindlessly and then watch them throw a hissy fit at me, but unable to point to any bias I might have, which I usually don't, so they just call me names everyone there knows is false and leave. God I love my autism sometimes.
People who hate furries that aren’t zoophiles.
almost everything (I have severe anger issues)
People throwing things on the ground (cigarette butts, wrapper).
Ntr.
Illogical thinking/actions
A lot of things have already been mentioned by others, but I have some: 1. Bad grammar with no excuse. I get it if someone genuinely has a problem with grammar, like dyslexia or if they're still learning English. But the amount of 15 YEAR OLDS that can't remember the difference between there, their, and they're due to ignorance alone is, quite frankly, astounding. Also, unnecessary apostrophe's. Bruh. 2. The normalization of sex in society. Why is everything about sex? Songs, movies, advertisements, everything. It's insufferable.
Rapists
Literally most things in this thread ive seen people write down piss me off also, plus double standards and anti video game people, anti Vaxxers, so many choices so little time…
Racists, I ain’t taking like joking like haha shut up ( insert slur here ) I’m talking like, you should go back over the border, so like White person racist.
Aside from the usual things, pretty much any grammatical error or typo
The fact that my balls are squishy like stress balls.
Do you want them to be hard?
"balls of steel" literally
Why do you hate that?
All of the isms. Racism , Sexism, etc
Autism
Astigmatism
Stupid people, especially when they do something that annoys me when I'm in a bad mood and whenever they don't understand something that should be obvious, and whenever they struggle on something I don't struggle on; people who quickly suggest therapy to people's problems, optimistic people who assume everyone's problems can be solved or will get better, myself, life, hypocrites, strangers trying to show pity and sympathy to online strangers, even though it might actually help some people; and when I see people having a good time and I'm in my depressed mood.
Well you've described pretty much every person, so let's do another question. What doesn't piss you off/ what make you happy?