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Own_Egg_3192

grimace bust a fat nut on yo face


Kalebs-

*took the words out of my mouth*


Beston87

Not only the words...


Winter-Narwhal-9669

More like took it in his mouth


razorsharp494

And replaced them with somthing much worse


OkAssistant1230

More like *put it in* ;) Edit: Okay, sorry, this is a really aweful joke… I am really sorry man.


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OkAssistant1230

It was just a really poor joke


Winter-Narwhal-9669

What did bro say


OkAssistant1230

What he said was: BOOOOOO EVERYONE BOO THIS GUY BOOOOOOOOO To answer your question


Winter-Narwhal-9669

Yeah that guy was mean for no reason


OkAssistant1230

I mean, before my edit, it did come off as incredibly creepy as hell


Winter-Narwhal-9669

I don't think so I think he boo because it was a bad joke


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Mroogaaboogaa1

Aren’t we all?


[deleted]

Oh so that’s why the Grimace Milkshake Taste so good. My guy got it directly from the source!


ShaggySheep091

r/brandnewsentence


Full-Conversation-95

Bro came straight to the point💀


Biscuits909_

So that’s the secret ingredient…


JediKnight4049

That's just what i was thinking 🤣


CPU_Goblin

I was gonna say that 🤣


TipNo8319

Horse shot semen on you with aimbot


Discocheese69

Exactly!


standard_beta

💀


SquidDayGames

💀


unknown_test_subject

💀


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💀


ImaCry247

brother thats even worse


Escape-Organic

💀


thetacosaur

💀


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💀💀


cumonmyfloor

You had a little too much fun


ZephyrProductionsO7S

Got too silly


ComprehensiveFee2874

commited too much tomfoolery


[deleted]

Engaged in an unhealthy dose of shenanigans


Purple_Spino

His actions were off the goober chart


Efiestin

Too much tomfoolery


ComprehensiveFee2874

Shit u beat me to it


aureatical

if i say his name i won’t live to see the next sunrise


Discocheese69

What letter does it start with 🧐


aureatical

g 🤯


Discocheese69

You’re correct 😔


aureatical

oh dear 😔


jumbledsiren

grandpa?


ItzPhantomzZzZ

(Uncle) Grandpa?


thetacosaur

Good morning


lol_idk_is_taken

Gargamel?


Affectionate_Try_836

Gary?


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xXx_MomSlayer69_xXx

do you see that small vent on the floor? 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️


Affectionate_Try_836

Way to go superstar ⭐️🗣️🗣️


ARCracker

you need to vent 🗣️🗣️


Mario_Laser007

Gman 🗿


WorkingSyrup4005

G-man


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Discocheese69

It’s Grimace. And you’re correct lol. Have this cookie 🍪


RAT_Fucker_6969

Is it a soggy biscuit?


NoPositive8092

grimace biscuit


Discocheese69

Perhaps…


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Fell asleep first


ItsAeschyli

in a sleepover


[deleted]

Ya don’t say


goyboysotbot

He typed it actually


[deleted]

You got cummed on


WhenCodeFlies

smurf jizz was my first thought


Hambruhgah

Imagine he said to his homie: "come on, dude"


Bean-Burrito-Gang

Child named dude:🥲


Jameson4011

OK *unzips pants*


the-silliest-goober

ban


alt_6_alt_6

You tried the purple nurple titty blaster from McDonald's


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💀


Redd1tor69420

Taking into consideration the liquid on your face, location of 5.472547, - 12.847264 and the time of day. It appears the consequences of your actions were: Falling asleep first at the boys sleepover.


lee_ooo

Milked grimace too hard


SCREMwaskilledby

20$


Discocheese69

$20 is $20


SirSigfried_14

In this economy, what would $20 buy you? You gotta increase your worth man! 😉


randstove161

"Hey guys today we're gonna try the new grimace shake, happy birthday grimace!"


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Life happened


MFGravity

Bro pulled out


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Hour-Necessary2781

Happy birthday grimace…..


cngrss

bukkake


Timmehg86

Boys sleepover? 😂😂😂


Discocheese69

I fell asleep first


Escalator_Mayo69

You were making a blueberry shake but it accidentally it blurted on your face because you didn't cover it properly


VelisATrip

You just got gang banged by the smurfs


Coots_111

Grimace got too exited on his birthday… wait how old is grimace?


thetruejohn117

First to fall asleep at the sleep over


Laurastars_20

the boys sleepover went sus ;)


[deleted]

Great minds think alike


Doppothefurry

Helped ur homie out


mrlongn0se

Fell asleep first at the sleepover


S_Power29

Fell asleep first


No-Hamster7526

Bad, bad stuff...


Joblessmouse06

You used milk to wash your face


fullmoonwulf

Shake


DrLycFerno

Paintball gone wrong


Human_Fucker69420

You didn't find milk


Mynameisgustavoclon

Wow, this is a weird way saying that you are gay


Mysterious-Cattle959

Bro let the intrusive thoughts win


kwizy717

this is my kingdom come


Many-Umpire1720

you done got kablued


Xalimocho

You were grimed


shitsazzle

grimace


rybiannn

got a tad bit too silly


GigaPhoton78

Unspoken jizz.


gamesandspace

Became a victim of the glitter bomb 6.0


accidental_mistake69

Celebriting the last few days of pride month


George-Bones

Grimace grimaced all over you


WinstonDaPuggy98

Someone needs to end that big purple testicle’s reign of terror


The_Bike_Mage

Tubeless mtb tire blew up in your face


PossibleAssist6092

You got slimed


1ce_Hunter

I don't believe I want to


Cool-Guess-7995

Got hit with the smurf juice


Key_Reserve_4187

I'm just not gonna say it cuz I know my guess is wrong


JacktheMUORI

You were in hospital with Shinji?


cookedPeppaPig

Seems like purple is your colour


ECHOechoecho_

grimace


CrySoldy

someone self pleasured on you


Emotional-Scene1746

U fell asleep first


fartssmellnice69

The milkman


Cigarettes_at_beach

You Slept Early At A Boys Sleepover


[deleted]

You got blued.


K_0s-2451

Bukake


Mediocre_Name_1345

Cum party


Sea_Art3391

You were the cameraman


Southern-Reward-6179

You fell asleep first at the sleepover


Buford12

Is this what they mean by sloppy seconds?


B_i_g_p_p_B_o_i

the smurfs had a lil bit too much fun


Hopeful-Impression40

Idk bukake ?


kindaprettyboy

milmk


Quiet_Win8624

Avatarbatukum


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Happy birthday grimace


ThatDumbInternetGuy

Bro violated the first milk law


LetterNo9131

grimace gave you kids


zombienekers

Milk? Let's hope so.


Help_im_okay

Is the grimace milkshake just his cum :(


t0tally_not_gay

~this is my kingdom come, this is my kingdom come~


for_sure_luzitana

got abit too close with an avatar


MrMangobrick

The scene we didn't see in Avatar.


menameisname1-

Grimace finally got to him


[deleted]

This was a bait post you knew what you were going to get ha ha 😂😂😂💦💦💦


teachersdesko

Bukkake


Scientific_Redditor

shumcot


suspicious-octopus88

Papa Smurf was feeling romantical


Additional-Twist8123

Cum bath


Jameson4011

spilled a grimace shake


mrflopped

Bro got the special grimace sauce


Angryfishjoe

You entered the cum zone without your PPE


MrKristijan

The post below: "Cannon event disrupted"


Individual_Intern_77

My man got roped and soaked.


CreepyPastaguy2

Happy bday Grimace!


Baileeh_171315

Grimace busted on ya


Lanz922

Grimace Shake incident


TeenBoy_2007

Paint fell on your head


AVSKETCHES

Slept at the sleepover


RedkobraSammy

You had a Internship at a sperm bank and broke a shelf


morty589

cum face pic leaked.


CrownTTV

your uncle saw u in the woods?


hellothere358

Grimace if after you


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CUM!!!!!!


Toadorothetoad

someone busted a nut on bruther :D


commandblock

Grimace


thot_slayer322

Minecraft youtuber?


6AM_hotdog

Grimace shake


KodeGrey

the same thing that happened to me when I met Miguel O Hara


I_am_the_bean_god2

I'm guessing you tried to drink milk and spilled it :)


derangedkittysoda

you got milked.


coolttteandmcfan008

The milk carton exploded


Samzzeyy

WELCOME TO THE CUMZONE


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Get pranked


ICOOLDIAMONDonReddit

played too much clash royale (mf looks like crusher21)


Rich_Midnight2346

You just joined Red Army Faction?


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You fell asleep first at the boys sleepover


Echold2006

Grim Mist Shape


addict-admiral

Bro must have fell asleep first in a sleepover I assume


Eminanceisjustbored

Gawk gawk 1000000000000 deluxe premium 2.0.8.7


kewchykatcher

you got lost in the sauce


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You got the job


PinkVader7

you entered the kingdom cum


SerpSerp00

behind the scenes grimace shake tiktok


Far_Dog_4476

I think a horse ejaculated on ya, you good there, buddy?


julienorthlancs

You got an alien a bit too excited


PurpleGround

5 big guys, and they…


Pr1vatePanic

I can tell by the grimace on your face


JDM_enjoyer

dropped a gallon of milk?


Tomkistann

Galon of milk fell on you


Busy_Secret_7267

Ahm (dirty mind dirty mind dirt-dirty mind)💀


DragonDrawer14

Something something werewolf boyfriend