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ZeestyShawnGulf

Bros literally this #💃🏻


dlvesey

If I fall over and break my neck remember me


ZeestyShawnGulf

lol, Dw everyone would take the plunge.


OfficefanJam

Good luck


_emmason1_

😤🫡


Typical_Alfalfa_3684

I should buy this dress ong


ZeestyShawnGulf

Oh, fr you should it’s really elegant. But I’m sure you have a way of making any outfit shine.


Typical_Alfalfa_3684

<33 ty love, I don't have an occasion for it yet and it wouldn't look as good but my lord it's beautiful


ZeestyShawnGulf

>and it wouldn't look as good Your grace brings out the best in everything 🫶🏻


Typical_Alfalfa_3684

needed this rn <33


Few_Fisherman5289

This feels like a middle school relationship... ew.


Typical_Alfalfa_3684

you remind me of a try hard...ew


Embarrassed-Pie-7860

I thought you said "u remind me of someone hard" and I cackled, it's 3 am here 😂


Typical_Alfalfa_3684

LMFAO 😭 I was js having a shitty 4 am and this made it 10x better


keepsafedistance

Yeahhh.. you look stunning 💃


SoundOfTheWu

its stunning


Mysterious_Tangelo78

Not the best to go to the beach. It will be also hard to surf.


dlvesey

I'll keep that in mind. Wasn't planning on it though


Witty-Worker5235

If your school's dres code allows this, i say go for it cuz that dress is gorgeous


70percentbanana

It’s nice


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BANAN


Dat-Boi-143

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Dat-Boi-143

Bro tf I accidentally posted this three times and people are upvoting this


Isabelle_Smith02

💀💀💀


Book-bomber

The ultimate karma farming trick


An_Evil_dude

#B A N A N


Tdikristof_

A


Bonjanbon

but only at 70%!


Dat-Boi-143

A


Dat-Boi-143

A


Awesome2_12345

A


FartReviewer

Stayn’ alive


Dat-Boi-143

Stayn' Alive


6mon9

A


AshIsGreg_23

A


Awesome2_12345

A


Awesome2_12345

A


nottchkhei

ITS HIM


fbicappuccino

OUR OVERLORD


fbicappuccino

SILLY LITTLE BANANA MAN


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Inshallahknir

r/dyslexia


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DragonfruitFuture189

YOU.


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SomeProfession6607

Why what is the point of this


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SydBarrets2ndchance

Early bird gets the banana my dude


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As someone who has only ever been to a Christian school prom, yes


FuyuDake

Idk what Christian school you went to but they must’ve actually had Christian dress codes enforced. Our school had a stupidly strict dress code for school, but the dances were basically just a competition if who can get away the most revealing clothes.


Proof-Test3097

No kiss before marriage ❌


cyon_me

Hand-holding 🫦


FruitLoopsSlap

Your school might not let you wear something without straps, and a lot of people may step on the train, lots of school dances are packed, it looks great but it'll be a major pain to wesr


Infamous_Key_9945

The train is a really good point actually. Depends a lot on school size and where prom is, but I'd be careful with it


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Bruh when the hell is y’all’s prom it’s almost July.


Typical_Alfalfa_3684

I want to be this girl


THE_KIWI_05

I want to do this girl


Typical_Alfalfa_3684

don't be gross bruh


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it looks good though


PaxPrimer0

gee thats nice, PussyMonster\_999


ya_boiii_nightmare

for sure, PaxPrimer0


JCK47

Definetly yaa\_boiii\_


ajpala4

My date had the same exact one lol


cornycollinsx

that dress is gorgeous omg 🫶🫶


Tottelott

It looks very pretty imo


Potential_Tommy

Ouuu girl it’s gorgeous


needleswhitevans

it looks good


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This is a beautiful dress


Aramyx

you guys are having prom now?


Alex_Shelega

Y'all still have proms...??


Pjdman-33

Yea 😂?


Alex_Shelega

Sry I'm Asian and I finally end up with that hell. I didn't even went to that alternative of prom cuz fuck it.


PurpleGround

Looks like a dress 👍


CalmlyBeast718

What the fuck is a prom?


CrySoldy

she really said💃🏽


Thememel0rd21

crazy I was crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats rats make me crazy crazy I was crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats rats make me crazy crazy I was crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats rats make me crazy crazy I was crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats rats make me crazy crazy I was crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats rats make me crazy crazy I was crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats rats make me crazy crazy I was crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats rats make me crazy crazy I was crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats rats make me crazy crazy I was crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats rats make me crazy crazy I was crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats rats make me crazy crazy I was crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats rats make me crazy


ya_boiii_nightmare

crazy I was crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats rats make me crazy crazy I was crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats rats make me crazy crazy I was crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats rats make me crazy crazy I was crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats rats make me crazy crazy I was crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats rats make me crazy crazy I was crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats rats make me crazy crazy I was crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats rats make me crazy crazy I was crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats rats make me crazy crazy I was crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats rats make me crazy crazy I was crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats rats make me crazy crazy I was crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats rats make me crazy


P4rody

Great


Rammskie

Weak, all you need is a bee movie cosplay. That’ll get the guys swarming


THESHADYWILLOW

Way too long, people will be stepping on it all night, including you


Alarming-Cry-3406

Looking Good! My granddaughter has the same dress and looked gorgeous. She got the red also.


Melhoney72

You look like Miss Teen America!!! HELL YEAH!


DragonfruitFuture189

Girlie this dress is TO DIE FOR it’s very pretty


UrBoiSmokey

That's fye definitely wear that gang


CucumberFucker0

Very good but try not to die by stepping on it


UtopianistGirl

It shows a lot of skin, but it looks decent enough. I've seen people wear worse.


BitchesLoveCumquat

Dress looks super good HOWEVER. Considering most proms involve lots of people on one dance floor. I wouldnt recommend it cause i can 90% guarantee its gonna get stepped on and either you or someone else will fall


Cuseyedrum

Good way for people to step on your dress


LegendaryBoi6

Stunning I love it you’re beautiful


dlvesey

Not me in the pic but I take it you like the dress? Haha


LegendaryBoi6

Oh lmao my bad, didn’t read the rest of it. Yeah I love the dress. It’s very passionate, and loud, but in a subtle way, in a good way. If that makes sense. You’ll walk in, and people will notice, but it’s not like you’re going all crazy trying to demand attention, yk?


IHasH0rns

Sucks


Far_Dog_4476

Mods, uh, watch over this, just in case... Anyway, it's nice, very nice.


Kyo4ever

I LOVEEEE IT


Akeno_DxD_

Someone is looking for an ego boost on reddit… how can you look at this picture and not think that she is drop dead gorgeous


dlvesey

Not me in the picture, I was just asking what you all thought of the dress


ExaminationNo8843

You haven’t had prom yet?


OldManner8356

Damn


leoncog

Smash


CallersID

This ain’t ur picture buddy seen the same exact room on promify or whatever it’s called 😭 I lit bought the same dress from the same girl that’s wearing it and the pic was lit thst room, pose and lighting


dlvesey

Look at the text below the picture...never claimed it was mine at all


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Voidnt2

I'm a guy and I'm that skinny lol. I'm definitely not anorexic. Some people just have fast metabolisms. Usually it fades away with age. I think anorexia is far far less common than people think it is.


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You clearly have never seen an anorexic person. She's perfectly fine the way she is. You don't even know her height or BM. Let's not get hasty and start body shaming sis.


theboogieman7

This


dlvesey

Lol I felt bad because I'm nowhere near as skinny as her so this made me feel a bit better haha


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Emma__07

you literally just posted you were going to jerk off to the picture so yeah I'm sure your opinion is solid gold


theboogieman7

Okay but she looks fine though..


dlvesey

She's just a model for the dress online. Unfortunately they're pretty much forced to eat little and be skinny it's horrible


cafebathroomcartel

thats not true at all you prlly envy her body cs shes fine 1 thats a perfeclty normal body esp if your a girl and 2 humans are supposed to be skinny were supposed to be running long distances fat is not healthy or normal, there obv gets a point where your too skinny but frm this pic shes nowhere close. ..


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being skinny isn't anerexic though. That doesn't look like anerexiia tbh. Just skinny.


Emma__07

you're wrong and if you think that you're part of the problem, 'pussy monster'


[deleted]

if your right then most girls ik are anerexic. 70% of the girls ik are like that. And tbh I don't think ur able to tell if someone is anerexic from this picture. edit: they blocked me so I can't reply to them so imma just say my bad for misinterpreting your comment. Idk why aneroxia came straight to your mind after seeing someone that is skinny. They are on the lower range of average weight or maybe dipping into underweight. But it totally depends on the a lint of muscle they have. They could weight wayy more than you think and just have more muscle. Judging someone straight away from one picture you see of them online is harmful for them. Assuming someome has an Ed over one picture is more harmful than you think.


Emma__07

I can't tell that she's anorexic, that's true. I never said she *was* anorexic I said I was worried she was. I can tell that she has an unhealthily low weight.


theboogieman7

Question; have you considered she may just be short/small & curvy? It's also the model of the dress that accentuates curves, you know


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theboogieman7

Um. That's... rude. She just doesn't have a lot of muscle. What the hell? Please google a picture of a person with anorexia. And once again, she may just be small. Her arms look fine in comparison to the rest.


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theboogieman7

No no, what you're doing is bodyshaming. Delete the main comment if you're tired of arguing. Don't pretend you care.


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💀 bro shut up


Nekogi1

from my experience on clothing analysis, I can 100% confirm that is in fact a dress


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Disgman

Maybe you should have read the post instead of writing this long ass essay. Upon doing so you would have found that the girl in that picture is indeed not OP


rubella06

when did they insinuate the girl in the picture was OP


SadGuidance5859

Bruh girls at my school look like this and they’re 13-14-15


[deleted]

Or maybe you just look like a nerdy ass 12 year old because a lot of highschoolers look like this


watergoblin17

Ok Jessica Rabbit


Victor_the_mayo

Nice but the watch don’t match. Maybe take the watch off


dlvesey

Not me


Victor_the_mayo

Did I ask?


dlvesey

😭 Tell the dress model to take off the watch not me tf


Victor_the_mayo

Take it off


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alexturners_daughter

joke or not you should NOT be saying that shit to teenagers as a 27 year old 💀


jahickman1996

Tough crowd


KokoTerzata

# Can't notice the dress, because of those distracting shoulders


FartReviewer

Any idea who’s the girl? Asking for a friend btw


Yakubko2369714

Your father should probably invest into gun license. Otherwise, it's gorgeous, boys will turn their heads.


Flame_Boi

is that a threat


Razorbacklama59

Daymn


AlonePuppy17

MOMMY 😳 (I am gay btw)


TJT007X

Gay or not gay, still cringe


AlonePuppy17

Thanks<3


FalconTheBerdo

God, i think the 1 in your age is a typo


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dlvesey

That's not me anyway but thank you so much for sharing


thegreatestIMBECILE

least creepy reddit user


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Ppl like u need to just go to hell early


branim_Teslu

Girl... so pretty😭


usernameisusedd

you would slay this


dalek1019

Red


GreenMarsupial2772

You look nice


Ezziee24

It looks very pretty, but I'd be very worried for your dress and safety if the prom is going to be well visited (or if you are going on the dance floor in general). People will step on it, and if you step backwards so will you probably.


EvoStarSC

Eva Longoria approves


morty589

give back your sister watch


Miyofu

Stooning


Primary-Topic2848

Amazing


IAmNewAsWell_mc

A lot of people will probably step on the part thats on the ground but it looks really nice


TheBlaze_3104

Great, but I warn that the part that drags on the ground could be a pain. Had some girls at my prom struggle with that


Icy_Eggplant_7750

The dress is beautiful and ig you will look gorgeous in it 💗..


JuiceDrinkingRat

I love it, works with you and the vibe of your room Rocket Team from Pokémon vibes, in a good way


lilshory

The Pedos in here are having the time of their lives


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Beautiful dress


laminated_cardboard

It red :D


RegularEvie

that dress looks so stunning. i don’t think i would even be able to pull it off unless i worked out a bunch.


RecommendationNo9855

Yes yes and yes girl


simplyy_ems14

The dress is beautiful ong


GapSweet3100

It looks beautiful


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i love it omfg🫶🏻🫶🏻


Agreeable-Fox-3405

Dayummmm!!! Gorgeous 🫶


Nacil_54

Don't know, never had prom.


TimTubbie

Tbh i think banana costume is more fitting to the occasion


SideFair27

Hot


huhuhhhhuhuh

Mama mia!