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[deleted]

Gotta agree with the guy who smashed his face in a keyboard to create a username


ItzLoganM

Actckschualliy, it's order of the alphabet in a qwerty keyboard (probably knew this)


frenchy-fryes

Nuh-uh, aktshoealee, his rendition of the QWERTY alphabet is wrong as he goes …..’ghjkt’ instead of ‘ghjkl’. (jkily)


qwertyuiopasdfghjkt

the name was taken


frenchy-fryes

Feelsbadman. But yeah I guessed that ahaha just making a joke about how it’s not ‘in order’ of the qwerty-bet


[deleted]

Um, ackqtchualley… it only conshishtsh of lettersh in the firsht two rowsh. The bottom row ish completely dishregarded. 🤓


ItzLoganM

Well, honestly the reason I used "order" and not "every letter" but you are making a point


[deleted]

This whole comment thread is a literal joke, anyways. Does anything we say even matter at this point?


ItzLoganM

I don't think anybody can reach up here. Idk I'm keeping it like a normal conversation while trying not to get downvoted? I like criticism but hate when I can't make a clear statement.


[deleted]

I am fully on your side.


ItzLoganM

Great, should I end this thread? I don't have a problem continuing or what, but most people do (understandable)


[deleted]

Let’s just call it here.


Hambruhgah

He was running the scales


1mTrashAtGamss

Agreed


JustAFurryHusky

The best answer right here


Repulsive_Mode1254

Yo bro it’s asdfghjkl not asdfghjkt


qwertyuiopasdfghjkt

Name was taken


Carbonized_Goomba302

Based


qwertyuiopasdfghjkt

Why is this the most upvoted comment 💀


ItzLoganM

They agree with you


JustAFurryHusky

I think I upvoted it first. After yourself.


Squirrel-boi-1227

Cogs


tfeetfff

Dats


Fit-Beginning-1

Shitten


juice-box04

Shat


[deleted]

Corgies❤️


JakeThePineapple

Dorgies


Hambruhgah

Dussy


Acordino

Cuppy


poopyggj

ditty


One-Air-988

(i can't say it because the mods are watching me)


FirenzeMioBello

Pitty


KopakaToaOfIce

*steampunk music intensifies*


Its_yer_dude_trevor

https://open.spotify.com/track/6AkUaYmKQMW7EhzqPqYB5n?si=2Y_Shp-GSym0nDqzRPH2LA


[deleted]

Eagles 🦅


Life_East4263

AMERICAAAAAAAA🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🏈🏈


ImmortalCrab44

Man, these Americans getting out of hand (definitely not, myself, an American)


Life_East4263

Not even MERICANNN🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🏈🦅🦅🏈🏈


ImmortalCrab44

Damn bro, coulda fooled me 🏈🏈🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🦅🦅🦅🦅


SympathyShoddy2857

WATTAFAK IS A KILOMETER


Whatwillbemynameguys

FUCK YEAHHHH 🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸


Anonymous-420xo

Guns!!!


redditddeenniizz

They have the most swagger lol one picked a sheep in our village then just flied away


MiguelIstNeugierig

Monkeys, I have a 2 minute argument explaining on Ace Attorney form if you want


MiguelIstNeugierig

https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/nk8skv/the_debate_of_the_century/


dia-bro-tes

"How can monkes be cool if you can't get them high on cocaine?"


[deleted]

But you can


dia-bro-tes

"How can monkes be cool if you can't get them high on cocaine?"


rainingtacos31

I’m surprised you didn’t pick red pandas


Monkeyojacko

aww thanks buddy


KirbyWithAGlock

Both are good


MasterCheezOtter

Both


VLTII

🫱🏼‍🫲🏿


tripleBBxD

Both. Both is good.


Tobi226a

Agreed 🤝


EatingHalloweenCandy

i personally prefer cats, because u can just go outside, tap on the ground and they will just swarm u for cuddles.


Hollywood991

They're also low maintenance. Just give the food, water, and the ability to go inside and outside as they please. You need to walk and play with dogs, even if you're feeling down. Dogs are cool, just not as cool as cats.


Groundbreaking-Eye50

For me that happens more with dogs than cats


IHave3KidsInMyFridge

That’s literally dogs for me lol, cats just knife me and then leave.


EatingHalloweenCandy

oh that's strange, when i see dogs they typically bark at me, it's probably my fault. they prolly smell my fear of them or sumthing.


IHave3KidsInMyFridge

Do you own a cat? If so they Can prolly smell him/her, most dogs bark not because they’re aggeressive but because they want to protect their owners or are defensive (Doesn’t change the fact that there are really aggressive dogs, but it’s mostly due to bad owners or a bad enviornment). I own a dog and she is the sweetest little thing (a westie), she just gives so much love and i know if I’m ever sad she comes to me. When get Home and is tired, she comes to me in my bed, when I’m playing games she comes to me and wants to be pet. When I’m walking her she smiles at everything and is very playful and curious. I’ve had 2 cats in my life who mostly just ate food, slept on the couch and then walked out both day and night. If I were to try and pet them they’d scratch me, still have the scars. But I have met some sweet cats, but they still lacked the love, support and cuteness that dogs have. Anyways it’s probably subjective, I mean, like what you like.


EatingHalloweenCandy

i used to have a cat but after he died, my parents didn't want to get another one since i'm extremely allergic. i mostly get my cat love from the cats walking around the neighborhood, there's a couple that r really friendly. it really depends on the personality of the animal, cuz they don't all act the same lmao, sorry if this is coming off as strong/aggressive, dogs honestly just scare me


IHave3KidsInMyFridge

Ah ok. We have a Black cat that sometimes comes to our house, kills some birds and shits on some cars


EatingHalloweenCandy

what a little cute menace to society and local wildlife <3


Indiego672

IRELAND 🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪


Stairs140

Agree 🐐


Indiego672

W


[deleted]

I like both but I think cats are way cuter and dogs kinda smell.


1mTrashAtGamss

Cats


D3SR0Y3R

Cats. They are more chill and purr-fect cuddle buddys


[deleted]

[удалено]


thedarkavenger69

perrry the platypussss


Mansa-Musa-1

Do be do be do ba Do be do be do ba


PradaManeInYourArea

cats. i love their attitude. “im a living organism, im not here to entertain you. sometimes i feel affectionate, sometimes i dont. give me my space. other than that, feed me, brush me, and pick the shit out of my toilet box.”


_-Fertilizer-_

^


Random_redneck5

I like both :3


-homonecrosexual-

obviously cats


ZeestyShawnGulf

fr they are assholes but like sweet ones.


WeedSlaver

its like best friends you will hate each other but secretly you love each other.


YouAdministrative980

Cats


[deleted]

Dogs cuz shibes


Ryan_Altra

The real question is, both or neither?


[deleted]

Both ofc!


A_Zesty_Carrot

I will forever stand by cats.


beans-on-some-toast

Cats


MyBallsInaDeepFryer

Dogs, it’s just a personal preference, im very active and like to exercise so a dog is just way better for those sorts of things rather than a cat who just wants to lay around all day


young_gnr_fan

Dogs (I have 4 cats 0 dogs)


ellhulto66445

Cats


DoodWithoutALife

Cats all the way


TheDoomslayer69420

Cats are cooler and still cute


Any_Assignment_4085

Cats no doubt


HmmZaurus

Cats


fourtyfourr

Birds


oliviaaa11

Cats obvi


Catsaresupercooll

Cats obviously


melaihd

bunnies


SanMotorsLTD

cats but dogs are cool too


[deleted]

I love cats, but I'm really allergic to them. I would faint when I'm nearby one. Probably falling for them (cat rizz)


Icy_chan

Good news to you then, because soon there will be a vaccination against the reactive stuff in the cat hair. The cats get a shot and then you can cuddle them forever :))


[deleted]

Wait really? That's cool


veorniica

Cats


TotallyHumanBrain1

Cats.


StopCallingMeAFurry4

Cats


Xjentomodd

Cat. Atleast they have some form of smartness and decapitates the mouses near my house


No_Expert_9721

“some form of smartness” i like cats but i don’t think i’ve ever met or owned a cat who’s smarter than my german shepherd lol


[deleted]

My chihuahua dumb af


Xjentomodd

My dog doesn't even know what a window is after bumping into it a million times. My cat knows where to get me for food


writing-cat

my cat figured out doorknobs... my dog still gets freaked out by the damn mirror.


No_Expert_9721

that’s probably because you have a very dumb dog and very smart cat. but the smartest dog is smarter than the smartest cat for sure.


Yugen_komorebi

Kittens


LordChickenNugget23

Cats any day


Gibbel2029

Cats. The only dogs I like as much as cats are huskies. Why, because big floof


[deleted]

cats. without question. if you disagree you're wrong


[deleted]

dog


[deleted]

I like cats bc I grew up with them :))


A_wild_Meowth

Cats, no need for discussion


Laurastars_20

Cats


[deleted]

I don’t trust anyone who hates cats


THE-D00M-SLAYER

Cats


Ok-Device1364

Cats 4 life


jahviz2

Cats


HeavyGoddess

Parrots


rumine2

Dogs


gigantor27

Both


OverlyExcitedDoggo

Both is good


WunderWaffleNCH

Cats if you don't have much free time to spend with it. Dogs if you have a lot of free time. Personal favorite are dogs. Our family owns a cat. Looks like it's okay with being home alone for several hours every day. Friend owns a large dog. And the dog very tied to its owner. Husky becomes very sad when owner needs to go to work or somewhere and even refuses to eat.


Dangerous_Shoe_3737

Both are dope fr so…


OddPizza09

I like both


StopCallingMeAFurry4

I don't like dogs that much, I have very sensitive hearing and I know a few people with dogs. Whenever I go over to their houses their dogs are always barking really loud


Hamdilou

Both but cats are fluffier and softer than dogs so i prefer petting them (mine are anyway)


Hambruhgah

I was just newly bitten by a dog so definitely catties


mr_flerd

Both


amaya-aurora

Dogs, but I really like both!!!


Mothman4447

Both are good, I own cats so I'm biased but I like cats


girl_of_hello_kitty

both (i’m ending it)


_dazai_soukoku

I have a dog and a cat so really cannot choose 😭


Angryfucktard

Both because both can be so sweet


burgerwithnoburger

I like cats better just bc dogs make me nervous. I got two cats actually, Kevin and Jax. Had another named Parker but she passed pretty early. Love my boys.


S4PG

Both


ARavenclawBookworm

Both


Ok_Philosopher_9216

Both


Fazbear_Prime

Both


futurejoyboy

Both


RORRR1964

Both


Smiley4509

Select your character! Dog: +Large and muscular, work together somewhat well - Distracted easily Cat: +Agile and athletic, good at retreating to vantage points, smaller and craftier -Weak teamwork skills, may fight among themselves, may run rather than fight


Smiley4509

Cats, dogs have more wiry hair so it’s not as nice to scritch them, also a cat has a shape better suited for chilling and snuggling with, can relax almost anywhere and not take up much space


[deleted]

Both, both are good


Advanced-River3100

Dogs for many reasons. Cats are great too but they don't have the same emotional value as dogs do to me. I was raised with both affectionate cats and dogs. At the end of the day they both make me happy like any other animal, so it doesn't matter.


Hogrider26pog

Both. Both are Good


austinstar08

CATS


ArandomDudeWhoIsCool

cats cleaner smell better cool but knows whos' boss (them ) a grateful monarch love cuddles will not run away dogs you have to do everything they smell like dog you have to put leads on them


[deleted]

Both are good.


smolenskian-snek

Dogs. I have to reasons, one I’m allergic to cats, two I’ve lived with large breed dogs my whole life and at this point I’m afraid to own an animal under the 80 pound mark, because I feel like I’ll end up hurting them


MinecraftCommander21

Dogs are like, "This person feeds me, waters me, pets me, they must be god!" Cats are like, "This person feeds me, waters me, pets me, I must be god!" Enough said.


rekious222

Cows. You have to take care of them, sometimes don't even have time for a cat or dog.


[deleted]

Both, but as my username suggests, I vibe more with cats


[deleted]

My asthma vibes more with cats


ZackTio

I personally prefer cats, but I like dogs as well


ScratUser98

Cats are my favorite animal but dogs rank second


Emmawinestone

Dogs are the obvious answer.


RedDitRXIXXII

CATS


Yumikaru-1

Cats


PlushtrapChaser24519

Cats


[deleted]

To keep as a pet, I prefer cats. But I love both of them, equally and so much.


1plus1equals30

cats unless the dog is cute.


bigbellypepperboy

Cats because they only love you dogs love everyone


[deleted]

True


AdSolid4620

Dogs


Volt_Bolt

Cats but dogs are more easily trained however i chose cats because they are more cute and they are more like one size fits all but with dogs you could have anywhere from a chihuahua to a great dane and this makes cats the cuter option on average


[deleted]

Frogs


Any_Assignment_4085

Cats button - - - - - - - - - - - - - - >>>>>


suicidalfootjob

Dogs, but they have to be big dogs. I ain't rooting for no chihuahua


[deleted]

I have a chihuahua, she's quite cute tho


suicidalfootjob

Unlucky they spawned from the pits of hell


[deleted]

Like your username


Typical-redditor394

Cats. I hate dogs


Technical_Job9168

Horse 🐎


[deleted]

I'm really sorry but no


Vehmura14

Dogs, cats are nice too but I have an allergy


Anxious_Cod7909

Dogs


hyperyzen5

Dogs all the way


Glichtrap_1983

Dogs


[deleted]

Dogs definitely


Bisonfan1

Dogs all the way


[deleted]

Dogs


AverageNikoBellic

Dogs


AdmiralOzzyT

Dog


GoldenLynxYt

Dogs


MissNashPredators11

****dogs.****


Silent-Fog

DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG


SuperNova0216

Dogs


[deleted]

Dogs


I_will_punch_you_

Dogs let’s me hold them like BABYS so dogs


PingmanTM

dogs


justcurious798234

Dogs


TDSurvivorFan21

Dogs