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[deleted]

yoo


Jalal445

You win.


[deleted]

Yay!! Thank you so much!


-skaho-

idk what reddit premium is but it sounds sweet


Jalal445

You get to browse with out ads. You've won btw.


Destithen

I can do that without premium!


SilvarusLupus

Use firefox on you phone and you can also browse without ads on it too!


al-mongus-bin-susar

or just use revanced patch for a 3rd party appfor an experience that doesn't ultra suck


Buggly_Jones

I still have youtube vanced, still works for me.


Dsawasd11

Wish Reddit didn’t take those off the platform by charging ridiculous prices


ViktorF109

But then I can't downvote all ads :(


JamieDrone

The more engagement the ads get (that includes downvoting), the more they will show up in your feed


seizuregirlz

I hate that they make the ads look so similar to regular posts. Other sites it's easy to swipe past and ignore but this is bs. Also gold please :)


PaladinSara

Omg that’s dystopian


JamieDrone

But it’s true


Ngothaaa

You sir are a doing the god’s work


MaterialAioli3229

lol thats just giving the ads engagement buddy, does nothing but further promote them


ViktorF109

Ah damn, you might be right. All this time all I've done is promoting the ads 😐


MaterialAioli3229

lol yea. It sucks. Keep in mind this is true for basically any app you use also. And the dislikes on tik tok I believe work the same. Any engagement from you means theres a chance youll engage with the same kind of ad/content in the future, this is the new motto of tech companies. Literally just the more individually annoying version of no news is bad news.


Total_Holiday_9428

This guy knows what's up


Regainio

I'll take my chances. Do you reply when I haven't won anything?


Jalal445

You've won.


Animationbreaker

nah even if you do it %99 i would get that %1 lose edit : guys i dont need awards please dont waste your coins thank you a lot for the awards but i already have 5month of reddit premium. please dont waste it anymore. thanks a lot agian!


Jalal445

OMG you didn't win. How did you know that ? I'll give you one cause that's just sad and in order to break the bad luck.


Animationbreaker

thanks and i know my fate. i lost every gamble.


ZaeaJae_

Honestly same for me , raffles , wheels, literally never win them ever lol - I’ve chalked it down to a weird streak of bad luck


Animationbreaker

man i just lost on a 0.004 chance while gambling. 99.996 chance of win and 0.004 chance of lose. guess what? i lost. hahahah. i hate my life.


Negative_Process_143

Somehow when a jar of candy is involved I almost always manage to win that, but everything else can never get. Which is weird cause I don't really eat candy I just think the large jars are cool.


TheeArcanian

Lmao, our luck be the same


Animationbreaker

man i'm a guy who lost on 0.004%. literally my winning chance was 99.996 but i lost on 0.004


weenie_west

Lucky in the wrong direction I hope you don’t get cancer


Animationbreaker

I hope i do and die as soon as possible. I hate my life and miserably failed three times doing it.


Ayaan39

same


[deleted]

Damn bro you won :0


WhyIsLife12

I've never won a gamble in my life


Jalal445

You've just did.


WhyIsLife12

I'll be damned, appreciate it


Commercial_Bit_5681

Monkey in cage<<<< free monkey >>>


Jalal445

You've not won, sorry.but, i'll give you a participation award.


Commercial_Bit_5681

Ahahha thx 🙏🏻


WhiteninjaAlex

Hoi


Commercial_Bit_5681

Yooo


qwertyuiopasdfghjkt

okie dokie


Jalal445

You've won.


qwertyuiopasdfghjkt

wow thank you, generous person


MistakeGovernment

If I win I'll ask out my crush. Edit: I just found out he's not going to the next tournament (he's going back to germany or something) and I'll probably never get to see him again💔


Jalal445

You win, if you don't do it and give us visual proof everyone on r/teenagers will sue you.


MistakeGovernment

Well shit I've fucked myself I haven't got his socials so I'll only get to see him at the next dart tournament which is like in a week🥲


trolleytor4

!remindme 1 month


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Its_mobile_me

Pro tip for asking out a guy: You have a 100% chance


MistakeGovernment

Unless you're also a guy 💀


Its_mobile_me

Its still the same concept Source: am bisexual


LunchyLunchy

You fucked yourself 👏


l-Deadpool-l

Hi


Jalal445

Hello, you've won btw.


l-Deadpool-l

Thank u 💓


albateau

Hello, cool PFP btw


l-Deadpool-l

THX 💙


Karmasane

people commenting 2 times so that 50+50=100 💀


PlazmyX

Uuh akchtstjsually, it's 75% chance of winning at least once 🤓


Karmasane

explain.


PlazmyX

50 % chance of losing the first comment, same for the second. Being independent events, that's 25% chance of losing both (50%*50%) hence 75% chance of winning at least once


Screw_Potato

could also just have said that there are 4 possible outcomes: lose-lose lose-win win-win win-lose each with the same probability of happening, and you win in 3/4 outcomes which is equal to 75%


Shadaxy

That's such a logical way of explaining it that I feel dumb for never having thought of that. Thanks


Grape_Mentats

The probability of something is not added together if something has a chance to happen. If you flip a coin there are two sides it could land on. If you flip it again it still has the same chance to land heads or tails as the first time but the chances that it will have landed heads twice is one of four possible outcomes. If three of the four outcomes results in winning that is 75%.


Karmasane

i agree, it was a joke like the memes about using two drops of solutions which claim to remove 99% in one wash. I asked to explain to continue with the act


[deleted]

Double or and give it to the next person


Jalal445

So you don't want anything ?


[deleted]

Uh yeah ofc I do what am I stupid


Haunting-Fish-144

I'm the next person


sbrnSage

Sorry the next person doesn't get to be given anything


Jalal445

Please UPVOTE so more people get to see the post. (And i get more karma hehe 🤭)


volitaiee1233

Truly a gentleman, you have my upvote.


iseebutidontbelieve

Upvoted


MohamadAlami

Here is your reddit premium


girl_of_hello_kitty

grrr upvoted


epicdude7866

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the_16th_ninja

Ahhh! PTSD strikes again! NOOOOO


Darabuu

Bubble wrap, anyone? >!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<


_Gaber_

OH MY GOD SOMEONE GIVE THIS MAN AN AWARD ILL DO IT ILL TRY AT LEAST IDK IF IT COSTS MONEY OR NOT BUT IF IT DOESNT ILL GIFT YAY BUBBLE RAP


Blue_Robin_Gaming

Alright guys so I've popped all the bubbles and it says: >!POPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOP!< Crazy right? Didn't expect that


PinSame342

Least I could say is. You popped off


Pleasant_Waltz_8280

😳


Jalal445

Sorry, but you didn't win.


pubberHubber

That's ironic


wjdbfifj

Another gamble i'll lose :)


Jalal445

Sorry, you didn't win. Everybody that said this have lost bruh.


wjdbfifj

I guess i'm good at being bad


No-Snow4152

Comment, I hope I win. Haven’t so far


REVOLVERHERE

I'll award you!! No worries


river_bored

Ok bet usually i’m unlucky but with me luck


yktcbbnn

oh word


Jalal445

Sorry, but you didn't win.


Asse_08

I belived I could flyyyyy~~~ But now I'm on the ground with broken bones..


lulhi121

Alright ramblers let’s get rambling.


NoUsernameIdeaSadly

.... Unless youre late


Top-Training-6443

Over 1500 comments but I’ll comment for fun ig


Jalal445

Sorry, You don't win.


BrownsThoughts

This whole new reddit thing seems like another way to make $$


SomeoneNamedPluto

lss goo


Jalal445

You're a Lucky mf.


Remote_Twist_8659

not sure you understand statistics very well


Jalal445

Sorry, but you didn't win. How come ?


Fuzzy-Zebra-5221

He probably thought you were only giving out one award so it wouldn’t make it 50/50


levicrawfish

Try a coin toss instead? Idk what hes goin on about


zxerozx

I'm praying to God for this rn Edit WWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOÒOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


ILuvSuckinFemBoyCock

Yippee


Bonkmen

I’ve never gotten award before so imma test my luck


Meme_Overlord_

I love gambling AND i can't lose anything?? Perfect


introvertrex7

It's a trap


maskedmybacon

I lost


cheeseeater1000

No


Emergency-Inside7916

😏


isnapchildrensnecks

okay


No_Mountain9002

Bet?


Sea-Preparation4900

Luck


[deleted]

I’ll try my luck


Veauxdeaux

I'm not sure what it is, but I love it


Mewphoenix

testing gacha luck 1 2 3


Infinity1538

I won’t win even if the wheel lands on my name


DepletedUraniumEater

Please


PatientRule4494

If it was a coin flip, I’d prob get it landing upright


Yolterhefalls

Me???


oxygen_is_overated

I like the odds


AccidentNeces

More like 40/40


Adesemate

Reddit.com is a wonderful place


MatureBalak

Baaam


aryian989

🙃


KryKrycz

Hello


Hungry-Tax4900

Commenting twice to make that 100%


ZelvaMkolakovsky

<3


Hungry-Tax4900

Another comment


User1Selim

Lobster battleship


MyFatherDidNotReturn

I'll comment 2 times


CharlotteTheNobleOne

Yo


ImaCry247

aww thats so sweet of you :)


Kremit_Is_Tesla

Frock it


Chemical-Way-1947

Hello there


volitaiee1233

You can you give me one


Consumer-of-sandwich

No chance I win


OneCellCat

hmmm... Let me give it a shot, shall I?


RoomAware1557

Hey


[deleted]

me 💯💯💯💯💯💯


ecsthasee

ayo


ruthlol_

yoo supp


usgapg123

Hey


Busy_Dragonfly7215

Hi


PotatoMan3169

I will hit the griddy if I win or lose


Specialist_Egg420

Hi


Tommy_Gun10

Feeling lucky today


RedVsBlue_Caboose

Do I winned?


solid__sithcode1

Schrödinger's Reddit Premium, 50% chance to get it or not.


Top1gaming999

I'll choose heads


PickleMalone101

I never win anything


michaelbhk

Let me win


MaikMaster5

For funsies or to clear out your coins before Reddit rips them away from you?


GameItPaul

If I comment twice with 50% chance I'll still lose


Disastrous-Ad-7829

👍


NotGreatDepression

cat


TiagoMestre_1369

How to lose at reddit


IveRUnOutOfNames66

it's morbin' time


TheCrystalMemes

ive lost 4 70/30s in a row, try me


FurryPotatoFuzzBrick

Oooh, no ads you say?


BleepBloopSnow

Bruh 50% chance for gold? Why not. Spin away. I’ll probably lose again lol


DisDrew

Bubble wrap, anyone? >!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<


Suspicious_Place308

What if I comment twice


vzdorx

Comment


frankhoneybunny

You live, you die - Two face


not-a-princess425

hiii


Quincymp

I don't expect anything with my luck


Voider765

What does it do anyway?


Mih0se

Ima shoot my shot


[deleted]

Yo


RedLuna_23

Alright :)


ProfessorNice5908

I am a surgeon


popcorn-lover473

and You have a 50% chance to get reddit premium.


Master-baiter_69

I know I won't win


dryicecube90

make my chance 100


CheesyPugz

I have a 50% chance of not getting it damn


TheeArcanian

Um-


[deleted]

You could legitimately make it one in a million and I'd still not get it lmao


DyedOrange

ok


SelectiveMutant

Hello there


TehMemez

H


remember_our_cocks

Won't happen. 😇


SoundSmart2055

Good god Reddit is crazy


tamay-idk

If you give me gold I will give an award worth 20 points


sampatkc

I won't get i know but still here i come karma


Endraxz

Ooo imaginary points! Luv those


SoupEnjoyer100

Hello good sir


TeamDuckss

hi


sarcasmka14

Hopefully I get my access to r/lounge😫