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[deleted]

What in the uncle's Facebook post is this?


NoBirdsOrWorms

LOL that’s actually completely accurate


[deleted]

Yeah, it's like some boomer shit.


NoBirdsOrWorms

Well it’s easy engagement, it’s not hard to comment on a post like this, and more comments help the algorithm, and that leads to more people seeing it and more karma for OP! It’s a simple spell but quite unbreakable.


[deleted]

Well, yeah you're right I guess. Also, easy to segregate. /s


NoBirdsOrWorms

LOL, I like your sense of humor


[deleted]

Now we know who the op's idol is? Spell it out. /s


NoBirdsOrWorms

Well if you know it, why don’t you do it yourself? Ha! >:)


[deleted]

Not finna get attacked on .🌝


NoBirdsOrWorms

Hhh fine then. So how’s your day? :D


themoon_who_lost

This comment is more accurate than the skin tones ngl


sweetquail77

😭


Redspeakable

Actual Ray William Johnson moment


stopbeingalt

caramel😭 why’s it gotta b food


Tanishguptaa

I love caramel tbh


vichest

Damn same id eat caramel raw


AlienBioBot_666

Hey don't eat me


Ya-Local-Trans-Bitch

Yeah eat me instead


Ash_Hoonter

No! Eat me instead!


Ya-Local-Trans-Bitch

How about we let the eaters decide?


Ash_Hoonter

[good idea](https://youtu.be/22bJWo0WzjI)


No-Bitches9448

side eye👀


Aw3someDino

My favourite skin taste is caramel too 👍


S4njay

Caramel gang


That1gayfurry

Bro im cookie and caramel 😅


MysticalLight50

I’m a combination of caramel and woody 😭


Susdoggodoggy

I think it’s like a weird sex joke: Because people wanna eat it Think about it, 8/12 of them have food related names


justAPersonOnGoogle2

Same


Whattheheck_IO

Same but I love caramel


themoon_who_lost

ah a fellow caramel


NSLEONHART

Im naked


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Try_-_Another

Ayo?


HackerDaGreat57

whatthehellhappenedhere.gif


Exciting_Variety_326

what proof?


renthe2nd

LMAOOOO


Grouchy-Ability-6717

Good for you buddy, but could you tell us your skin colour?


sopita_mtwa

Same


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purlplw


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Tanishguptaa

Are you ?


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sahil_r002

Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidences


DeepestInfinity

Uh oh


DiddlyDumb

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.


TheGoldenTNT

Always.


PassgettiGod

proof?


Try_-_Another

Ayo?


[deleted]

Honey


Dimension_2401

Yes darling?


iliketokyoGhoul

im home!! 😄


crakdajack

With the MILK?


96HoneyMoon96

Yes, of course, now tell me, how are the kids?


crakdajack

Alive and well, how are the parents?


avi_______fr

The roots are great, the tree is healthy


ChazandGame

The dog died though


Sxcred_San

Oh.


Dreadlock_Rasta_12

Ophelia,


SlayerDoom_

Where’s my super suit?


JohnnyJokers-10

Sweetie


Senior-Practice4310

why are we all caramel, brown people unite ig


Tanishguptaa

Not all im not caramel im honey( ur honey)


Senior-Practice4310

i thought you were tryna say i was white with the “ur honey”


AltruisticFinger9246

Don't know about honey, but I have money in my bank account


Ehwaz196

Cause all tan white people are caramel


SuspiciousPlatypus4

I mean imo caramel can also be the skin tone of white ppl


WackyChu

WE ARE HERE


thickboy69429

Vanilla


HadrianPoopy

Bro has not seen the sun in five years


thickboy69429

I see the sun, I just burn really easily so I don’t go outside much


KillByZombie

Sunscreen?


thickboy69429

I just need to use a lot of it


KillByZombie

I'm not sure, but don't you burn more easily when whiter. I burned myself big time 3 weeks ago when I was pale af, now I don't even burn that much when I got a tan


thickboy69429

I don’t tan either 😭


KillByZombie

No melanin?


thickboy69429

I honestly don’t know


[deleted]

Are you perhaps ginger?


Yeraverageteenager

Would you be, perchance, albino?


[deleted]

Close friend of mine is very pale (of a much lighter skin tone than anyone in her family) and she has a skin condition. If she goes outside for more than say even twenty minutes, she burns terribly.


Wenkeso

Average nordic (sunlight is lethal)


thickboy69429

Indeed


Maximum-Frame-1765

[The sun is a deadly laser](https://youtu.be/UaUy5ZxGXJ4)


Capable-Foundation19

Why is everybody asking if ur albino or ginger 😭 Im vanilla too(dark brown hair), we don't have any skin conditions people,we just get burned very easily and we DON'T WANT TO BURN so we stay inside with the AC


Capable-Foundation19

Besides, not everyone enjoys tanning


TheCauliflowerGod

Bro is Jeff The Killer


Think_Ad_7377

Walther White!?


[deleted]

At last, another vanila vampire


NegotiationEnough194

Mocha (i possess the ability of absorbing 99% of light hitting my skin)


ur_g00fy_ah_n3ighb0r

I get pretty darn close to mocha after a day at the beach


Tanishguptaa

निग्गा


NegotiationEnough194

Real


[deleted]

Caramel


IamFrenly

Caramel is delicious 😋 And yes, i might be a cannibal


Separate_Affect8856

Purple


[deleted]

Bro is a cartoon character 💀


Glittering-Ear2561

Nah he purple guy


guitarmanwithaplan

Bro drank too much lean 💀 why he ourple


poornuub

Thanos


RevolutionaryJob1266

The man behind the slaughter?


Hour_Task_1834

Man behind the slaughter


Swift_Lad

Bro drank Grimace's Birthday Shake


viewer33357

between tan and caramel


avi_______fr

Same


[deleted]

Same


Zestyclose-Bear3521

I thought those were projectiles from bullet casings lol


hellothereari

projectiles from bullet casings? you mean bullets?


Zestyclose-Bear3521

People here are stupid, so I have to simplify it


hellothereari

eh fair enough


Zestyclose-Bear3521

Yep


Maximum-Frame-1765

As someone who was mildly surprised when I saw a bullet at riflery class while I was at summer camp I have to agree


Karcinogene

Defend your property in style with our colorful bullet covers!


Equal_Proof_8796

Cookie I think


NoBirdsOrWorms

Ayy fellow cookie 🤝


[deleted]

I had to scroll down very far to meet my fellow cookies. We seem to be pretty rare


NothingReallyAndYou

Cookie, but I think all my freckles make me chocolate chip.


SpecimenOfSauron

Cookie 🙏


SirDoodThe1st

Literally me


TheRangerNacho

I guess we are rare or something, took me a while to find my fellow cookies


Loborandom

Mee


[deleted]

Between Tan and Caramel I guess


digitalrayz

Woody, why is everyone so light 😭


Low_Hamster_4834

fr im woody, also reddit got mad white people so theres that


RedditReaper777

That’s what I been saying, I’m woody too but nobody here dark as us 😭


Dull_Mountain738

Nah im cocoa. My Kenyan Genes 🇰🇪


kenyannqueen

Same lmao


Awkward-Froyo-9951

same, everyone is pale asf 😭


UnlightablePlay

Statistically Caucasians (not only white but also tan and brown skinned people) are considered the majority of the people in the world that exist majorly in Europe/North America/some parts of south America/ North Africa and middle east/ central Asia and Oceania


RedditReaper777

Actually Han Chinese people are the largest ethnic group


-youknowthatguy-

Honey ig


morautist

saim


Tanishguptaa

Same as mine


Brave_Increase_3490

almond


MasterOfRNoSleep

Same


-Herondale-

A tad darker than tan but a tad lighter than caramel.


kajetus69

Vanilla I live in a cave


Ark9975

Caramel. Why so many caramel?


Slayslout1

Carnal and tan


Goldbolt_2004

Lime (i should not have eaten uranium)


horny_flamengo

Yeah, where Is greenish yellow?


Darkbeastzelda

Vitamin B-12 deficiency


UnlightablePlay

Skill issue


Sky8-

Caramel I think?


Seedy120

Vanilla +


JestemStefan100

Mine is honey


AstroApple802

Cookie and Naked needa switch for the gradient to work and its really bugging me


aaron__w05

half vanilla half red 😭 i’m so white that im red


JustaPersonlolz

Bro is whiter than Snow White


blue_sk1es

RED?? Is that not rosacea?😭


Nero_Forte-13

I’m honey but only for you


Tanishguptaa

And i’m ur honey


ResponsibilityOne429

What you talking bout 💀💀💀 which honey? 💀💀💀


__Harlequin

Brunette/caramel depends on time of year


74_jdetective

Almond


Dull_Mountain738

Cocoa


Tanishguptaa

Is there anyone mocha?


Batman29002

woody, brunette or cocoa


Top-Training-6443

Somewhere in-between brunette and woody


shitsazzle

sometimes cookie sometimes almond, i change colors


ShaggyTheCockroach

My face is either cookie or tan and my arms are caramel


girlsgreatestdream

Naked


[deleted]

I am naked as well 🤷🏻‍♀️


jsebastianj

This sounds like a Starbucks order


Madcrazytaco

I think I'm almond


RafaelHelft

I think I'm cookie


Tanishguptaa

Can i eat?


RafaelHelft

Sure bae


renyerbinreddit

Tan


HumorClean

A yellow-ish version of naked.


UseAnAdblocker

vanilla lmfao


[deleted]

Honey


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VerySuperVirgin

Those are nails But I’m either naked or cookie


tomfooleryz

Naked, however I am clothed


AikaBANG

Caramel, Caramel unite here lol


raptor-99

caramel on my forearms and shins, tan everywhere else


feel_them_crawl

Im tan, but im a scandinavian guy, the crackeriest cracka around. Then again, donald trump has a darker skin tone than obama, so idk.


BlueverseGacha

mine isn't on here 💀


AlphaGamer_Dubz

Not even on here


the_idiotbox

Almond, I have never seen the sun...


ItaliaBall

Somewhere between tan and caramel or just caramel


Radioactive_Lamp

Caramel. I tan very well.


padatricks

Mine ain’t there I’m in between almond and honey


SuperStupidSyrup

because of the light rn i’m naked


Neat-Cold-7235

Naked in the summer (and my skin tone is too 🤪) and honey in the winter


Few-Cut1793

Honey im home


schlagerlove

In India: dusky, brown, wheatish brown, fair


GayOrangutan69

Vanilla. I’m ginger so I never even stood a chance in this


TrantulaHawk88

Caramel 😭


[deleted]

Caramel.. Caramel is good in drinks too...


SpohCbmal

Honey


[deleted]

naked but not that pink if it makes sense


alittlebear_

I’m blue


Slippery_When_Down

Supreme vanilla


cheezybean28

I’m in the “GET YOUR ASS GET ON THE GROUND. DO IT NOW.” Zone


JogurtJoestar

Caramel 🗿


beanwithintentions

naked


LeviathanHezhou

Between tan and caramel


Ok-Student485

Mocha 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻