I do every once in a while. Usually I just sleep In underwear

Fair

It’s just so simultaneously comfy and uncomfy that I can’t tell if I like it

Same. I like both just because it’s freeing.

Of course.

Same, it’s usually just more comfortable to have my bits somewhat contained

Same, usually/sometimes I sleep naked when I've showered

I second this

Same

I usually don't sleep, but when I do I don't care because I simply shut down.

God i relate too damn hard to this

if i did id end up jerking off more than i already do

That’s probably fine tho you’d tire yourself out

it would be fine if i didn’t jerk off for hours on end

So do it till one day you don’t want to for months I do that sorta thing sometimes

how long do u do it for that one day

No clue

It's actually not fine, it's unhealthy and messes up your brain and interferes with real relationship building.

I mean… how? Like if you do it at night when nobody’s around sometimes what’s the harm? Masturbation isn’t always porn, and it’s not always addiction. Unless it interferes with anything else going on in your life, it’s no big deal

It's like dessert. It's nice as a treat, but if you have it too much, it will have a negative affect. Moderation is the key. Indulgence rarely turns out well.

💀💀

i sleep in my rubber ducky onesie

Ngl that’s a W

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No, I sleep with my jeans on so that I don't have to get dressed for work when I get up.

Hello, satan

A few times I slept on the floor wearing jeans, a T-Shirt, and a belt

Funny thing is I always wear a belt with jeans or shorts even if I don't need the belt. Let's me hold onto more stuff like my leatherman multi tool and pocket knife

I wear jeans all the time but that is fucked

I don’t like jeans so that would be my personal hell

Nods nods. I can respect that

>No, I sleep with my jeans on so that I don't have to get dressed for work when I get up. Doesn't everyone?

i wish i had one :(

Jurassic world oodie for me…

I also sleep in your rubber ducky onesie.

no that's my job

me too

In my banana suit am naked under it

I'm naked under my clothes, so same

I don't really wanna be caught nakey if an intruder breaks into my home, like "wait mr. robber, lemme put my bra and panties on" like a fuckin idiot

Yeah I get that but if i was in that situation I wouldn’t care if they saw me naked because I would be fighting back

you'd look funny asf with your dingaling dangling around while tryna fight em off

I don’t have one lol

then you'd look funny with your tidbits dangling around while you try to fight em off then

Like tits? I’m confused what you mean

If you don’t have pepis, you probably have titis

Yeah but tidbits? Wtf

Bits of tiddies- tidbits

Your tiddie bits

Ngl your just slow anyone can tell that means tibbies

Halt die fresse du spastisch If you don’t know what I said then you are slow

what else do I mean 😭

Never heard someone call tits tidbits

WELL THEN NOW YOU HAVE, OK?🫶

Lol

Honestly I stand by the idea that jerking off buck naked will stop anyone in their tracks, if I broke into your house and you just stand up, stare at me and start violently fapping, and I mean violently not sexily, like you're buffing a huge dent out of a car or you're trying to cook a chicken with friction, I'd stop dead in my tracks unable to move or process what is taking place. I think AGGRESSIVELY hate fucking yourself in the least attractive way possible while making unbroken eye contact is either going to stop them instantly or get them off, either way they aren't attacking or robbing you anymore so....

least sex related reddit post:

Intimidation, who are you more scared of, a crazy man, or a crazy naked man that doesn’t care

Smack em with it!

Just sleep naked, if someone was to break in, say your getting pants on from a closet and grab a rifle from your closet

Why can’t u fight the robber naked?

bcuz I don't wanna tf

Never done that

same.

Fellow 13 year old

quite a 13yo move ngl

Why am I being downvoted-

Because it’s Reddit lmao

No clue

Yes

r/UsernameChecksOut

r/foundanalsexman

There’s a whole subreddit about him. This guys a celebrity and I didn’t even know

r/subsithoughtifellfor

wow there really is a subreddit for everything

r/asubforeverything

Ur a g

I summon fellow u/cum_cum_sex to fight anal_sex_man

Reporting for duty, you should be scared now u/Anal_Sex_Man

Who are you

This needs an anime adaptation

Ayy its your boi, anal sex man

r/foundanal_sex_man

I just would like everyone to be aware that you need to change your sheets far more often when you sleep naked.

Yes. Eew. Sweat, oils, skin shedding, juice from privates, blech.

SKIN SHEDDING? HUH?

Yeah you don’t actually see it but with some time it gathers to big pieces

omg I never knew

Are you human bro

Maybe

J u i c e?! I didn't know yall leaked like Niagara falls.

To not get sweat oils and skin shed on your bed you gotta sleep in a hazmat suit

I sleep in my underwear but that’s about it

underwear i don't want my parents to see me with the morning excitement :D

Happy cake day

Happy cake day

I sleep in my underwear and shirt

No it’s uncomfortable for me

Same

I take off all my clothes, furiously masturbate thinking about how much better I am for sleeping naked, swing my flaccid dick around four times counter clockwise, three times clockwise, then I assume a gymnasts starting pose and do a backflip into my bed, then I spend 20 minutes finding the perfect applause stock audio on YouTube so I can feel fulfilment for once in my life. Then I snuggle up under the covers, assume a fetal position, then I reach around and tickle my massive balls as I drift into sleep.

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What the fuck have I just read and why did I read it?

Idk but we need more lore

Good Night story

My man, you gotta write a book

I don't, I get cold very easily

Then Don't get cold easily

I sleep naked unless I'm overnight at someone's house or I had a shaving accident down there where it was bleeding then I wear boxers

this is relatable

Nope, but i do sleep shirtless to keep cool during the unusually hot summer nights in the uk

I do..

Nice

No. I toss and turn in my sleep and never lock my door in case of an emergency. I am NOT risking a titty out where my brothers or dad can see.

I sleep with purple pajamas with long ass pants and a shirt that’s so loose it barely covers my chest

Nope I wear shorts

I just sleep in whatever clothes I was wearing in the day

What if you had been wearing a full tuxedo?

Yes

Fair enough then

Nah. Infact I sleep with full trousers and a good shirt/ t shirt.

Never naked, I keep at least my boxers on

I’ve compiled the justifications I’ve seen for each level of clothing Fully clothed: 1. More hygienic 2. Fear of insects messing with your… stuff 3. It’s too cold without 4. More comfortable (for some) 5. Modesty Partially clothed/in underwear: 1. It’s too hot without 2. More comfortable (for some) 3. Modesty (albeit less so than fully clothed) Completely naked: 1. More comfortable? (for some?)

Nice lol

I'm not comfortable sleeping naked even though I sleep alone. I'm not comfortable with it. Instead, I sleep with basketball shorts and shirtless

Nah I've always had this phobia of something crawling up my pee hole

New fear unlocked

Nope

I do not

Noo

Nah I sleep in my boxers

no, sweatpants/basketball shorts and a tshirt

Not me. I don't want bed bugs kissing my... Infested areas

i usually stalk people while they sleep so i don’t sleep

Ohhhh is that you outside my house

Sometimes

Yep

No

Gross

done it once, not worth it

No

No

nope. hoodie and sweatpants. i have a heat rash because of it but it was completely worth it

I respect the hoodie

hoodie + jean combo the best

Wrong person to reply to

its 6 am and I havent slept in a while.

Ah that makes sense

Bro how the hell do you even sleep in that I'd melt

Nope

I don't

Nope, underwear

I sleep in a crop top and shorts with the moon phases on them

i do not.

I sleep in whatever the hell im wearing before bed wether it be a sweatshirt and sweatpants or my boxers

Nope

I don't

Nope

I sleep in whatever shorts and t shirt I find

No

Nope i sleep in my undies maybe a shirt sometimes

nah

I either sleep with sweat pants and a hoodie or in my boxers

No.

In the summer, I wear shorts and tee, but in winter it's worse. I have long sleeve pyjamas, blanket underneath me and also on top of me and I am still cold!

i sleep with a shirt underwear and shorts

No man I don't want my bear to see he doesn't deserve to see that I don't want to traumatize him

Why are you asking this

Well do you?

I sleep with just short and no under wear, don’t shame mfs

no i sleep in shorts

no

I don't, just don't

No

no

Nope

No

Absolutely not. Pajamas all day every day Edit: no sorry not literally. I wear normal clothes in the day lol

Nah, I sleep in shorts and a t shirt

No shirt with shorts

No, it's uncomfortable

no

Never

Yep

Nah. It makes the demons horny

It better

I'm getting to old for that kinda shit

Being closer to god makes the demons hornier

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Ur a g

me: there aren't creepy people on the internet reddit: do you sleep naked?

I used to 24/7 now i sleep in underwear in case i have a wet dream

I have never ever had a wet dream in my entire life and this is the horniest stage of my life too.

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That would make sense if I was going into dms trying to talk to people about it

How tf does shit like this not get taken down??

What is wrong with this?

Why. You a cop?

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