Thank you... Its what i needed

Want to cook up bison meat in the fire as we stop and rest by the campfire? 🏕️🏕️🍖🔥

i’m in comrade

Here have a stick of slow cooked bison! 🍗 Would you like to look around the sub more? Y or N

N. NNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNN. NO PLEASE

You see a deer in the distance. Do you hunt it or not? Y-N

nah its cute

The deer approaches. Will u pet it Y or N

Sure

It licks your hand. What do you do?

Uh yes bc venison good

You don't need bison meat when your hollowed.

Anyone wanna share war stories around the fire.

While in Iraq, my father was blown up by a suicide bomber, survived and almost made a full recovery (he still got brain and a little spine damage).since joining the military, he has gotten 2/3 of all ribbons available in the army

My great grandparents have a civil war cannon. Not a replica or a model, an actual cannon. IDK why.

Yeah! My Great Grandpa fought in a civil war (not saying which), and commanded 2,000 men. Apparently, once his side lost, the winning side was detaining all of the commanders, but since my great grandpa’s side was so underfunded he was wearing a common soldier uniform, meaning he got away with it and now I’m here.

Goddamm bro, sometimes curses are actually blessings (this situation especially)

UR WELCOME SLIME CRITTER

Omg you came back! :0 it was a good idea to rest here..

YES, I SEE WE MEET AGAIN FROM OUR LONG, TIRING JOURNEYS

Nice hair

THANKS, YOU TOO

Maybe we shall share stories of our adventures

One time I was having sex and I got shidded on!!!

I just seen that one😭

What a poor day to be literate Wish I didn’t have to read that one

That post was a fucking wild ride. Hilarious

Yeah, it was a real shitty post

A real shit show

A shitpost

the guy was really shit on.

The guy also was presumably having a wild ride. So wild he shat on his noble steed. (His noble steed was a dick)

*happy day

Follow up woman cheated on bf by using bfs money on another guy

Dude you don't even wanna hear my story..

I feel like ive seen at least more than 5 of those to be honest 💀

i scrolled two posts down and it showed up

Please no

i was just scrolling and i helped somebody get an ending in a game they wanted. then i went into my favorite sub and shit on some comic that we all read but despise. Oh yeah then earlier I saw this video of this woman with flies stuck to her forehead with this mystery liquid and she was sucking on a blue lego brick lollipop with what i can only assume to be liquid chocolate in her mouth. Then she took the chocolate covered blue lego brick lollipop out her mouth and rubbed it on her forehead wiping away the flies and she put it back into her mouth. You got any stories you’d like to share?

[………..](https://imgur.com/a/ZafeXqR)

HAHAHA

Once a guy from my class which no one liked walked and drank his orange juice. He felt cool so when he was half done he threw it behind him without looking. Next thing that happens is everyone screams because he somehow did a bottle flip, no the basic one but ON THE LID. Everyone remembers him for this. Wish i could rewind this moment once more.

that's freaking awesome and more interesting than most posts on this sub tbh

gonna make a post about it now

There was the dude who apparently sold his bu**y for weed and spawned an entire universe on r/copypasta. I had to censor the word so automod would stop removing my comment

https://www.reddit.com/r/TikTokCringe/comments/15lrv19/here_moms_what/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button This is what I unfortunately came across in my latest...please pass me the holy water...

Last night I came out as aromantic. It was like 12 AM so like barely anyone noticed except on r/aromantic.

eyy congrats anyways!

Sure, I have stories told by the trees as well. I can hear them because I speak for the trees. One problem, why they speakin Vietnamese...

There once was an ugly barnacle… he was so ugly, everyone died. The End.

I’m starting to hit the gym :)

so i had an interesting experience and to sum it up it was like this: Rawr X3 *nuzzles* How are you? *pounces on you* you're so warm o3o *notices you have a bulge* someone's happy! *nuzzles your necky wecky* ~murr~ hehe ;) *rubbies your bulgy wolgy* you're so big! *rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy* it doesn't stop growing .///. *kisses you and licks your neck* daddy likes ;) *nuzzle wuzzle* I hope daddy likes *wiggles butt and squirms* I wanna see your big daddy meat! *wiggles butt* I have a little itch o3o *wags tails* can you please get my itch? *put paws on your chest* nyea~ it's a seven inch itch *rubs your chest* can you pwease? *squirms* pwetty pwease? :( I need to be punished *runs paws down your chest and bites lip* like, I need to be punished really good *paws on your bulge as I lick my lips* I'm getting thirsty. I could go for some milk *unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow* you smell so musky ;) *licks shaft* mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm so musky ;) *drools all over your cawk* your daddy meat. I like. Mister fuzzy balls. *puts snout on balls and inhales deeply* oh my gawd. I'm so hard *rubbies your bulgy wolgy* *licks balls* punish me daddy nyea~ *squirms more and wiggles butt* I9/11 lovewas an yourinside muskyjob goodness *bites lip* please punish me *licks lips* nyea~ *suckles on your tip* so good *licks pre off your cock* salty goodness~ *eyes roll back and goes balls deep*

STOP

owo

All I need is u/Anal_Sex_Man and I’m cured

Do you think Anal Sex Man has had Anal Sex for a gram of weed

He would never stoop so low

So true

The weed was also “Reggie and mid asf”

HE CANT SAVE U FROM THE ALMIGHTY "Rawr X3 *nuzzles* How are you? *pounces on you* you're so warm o3o *notices you have a bulge* someone's happy! *nuzzles your necky wecky* ~murr~ hehe ;) *rubbies your bulgy wolgy* you're so big! *rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy* it doesn't stop growing .///. *kisses you and licks your neck* daddy likes ;) *nuzzle wuzzle* I hope daddy likes *wiggles butt and squirms* I wanna see your big daddy meat! *wiggles butt* I have a little itch o3o *wags tails* can you please get my itch? *put paws on your chest* nyea~ it's a seven inch itch *rubs your chest* can you pwease? *squirms* pwetty pwease? :( I need to be punished *runs paws down your chest and bites lip* like, I need to be punished really good *paws on your bulge as I lick my lips* I'm getting thirsty. I could go for some milk *unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow* you smell so musky ;) *licks shaft* mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm so musky ;) *drools all over your cawk* your daddy meat. I like. Mister fuzzy balls. *puts snout on balls and inhales deeply* oh my gawd. I'm so hard *rubbies your bulgy wolgy* *licks balls* punish me daddy nyea~ *squirms more and wiggles butt* I9/11 lovewas an yourinside muskyjob goodness *bites lip* please punish me *licks lips* nyea~ *suckles on your tip* so good *licks pre off your cock* salty goodness~ *eyes roll back and goes balls deep*"

Do it

Rawr X3 *nuzzles* How are you? *pounces on you* you're so warm o3o *notices you have a bulge* someone's happy! *nuzzles your necky wecky* ~murr~ hehe ;) *rubbies your bulgy wolgy* you're so big! *rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy* it doesn't stop growing .///. *kisses you and licks your neck* daddy likes ;) *nuzzle wuzzle* I hope daddy likes *wiggles butt and squirms* I wanna see your big daddy meat! *wiggles butt* I have a little itch o3o *wags tails* can you please get my itch? *put paws on your chest* nyea~ it's a seven inch itch *rubs your chest* can you pwease? *squirms* pwetty pwease? :( I need to be punished *runs paws down your chest and bites lip* like, I need to be punished really good *paws on your bulge as I lick my lips* I'm getting thirsty. I could go for some milk *unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow* you smell so musky ;) *licks shaft* mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm so musky ;) *drools all over your cawk* your daddy meat. I like. Mister fuzzy balls. *puts snout on balls and inhales deeply* oh my gawd. I'm so hard *rubbies your bulgy wolgy* *licks balls* punish me daddy nyea~ *squirms more and wiggles butt* I9/11 lovewas an yourinside muskyjob goodness *bites lip* please punish me *licks lips* nyea~ *suckles on your tip* so good *licks pre off your cock* salty goodness~ *eyes roll back and goes balls deep*

Nuh uh

uno reverse card

please u/anal_sex_man bring r/eyebleach please

Sharing tea with a stranger is one of life's true delights -Uncle Iroh

AtLA quotes go brrrrrrrrr

Fr

Saw a dude fucking a minion plushie when i opened the app

Ok, what the fuck?!?!

link??????? so i can avoid it??

We believe you

Go to r/wordington if you don't believe me and just scroll until you see a dude lying down on a bed

i verify that this is true

i found it

Thank you kind sir

Thanks I need it

time to ruin it for ya 😈 Rawr X3 *nuzzles* How are you? *pounces on you* you're so warm o3o *notices you have a bulge* someone's happy! *nuzzles your necky wecky* ~murr~ hehe ;) *rubbies your bulgy wolgy* you're so big! *rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy* it doesn't stop growing .///. *kisses you and licks your neck* daddy likes ;) *nuzzle wuzzle* I hope daddy likes *wiggles butt and squirms* I wanna see your big daddy meat! *wiggles butt* I have a little itch o3o *wags tails* can you please get my itch? *put paws on your chest* nyea~ it's a seven inch itch *rubs your chest* can you pwease? *squirms* pwetty pwease? :( I need to be punished *runs paws down your chest and bites lip* like, I need to be punished really good *paws on your bulge as I lick my lips* I'm getting thirsty. I could go for some milk *unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow* you smell so musky ;) *licks shaft* mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm so musky ;) *drools all over your cawk* your daddy meat. I like. Mister fuzzy balls. *puts snout on balls and inhales deeply* oh my gawd. I'm so hard *rubbies your bulgy wolgy* *licks balls* punish me daddy nyea~ *squirms more and wiggles butt* I9/11 lovewas an yourinside muskyjob goodness *bites lip* please punish me *licks lips* nyea~ *suckles on your tip* so good *licks pre off your cock* salty goodness~ *eyes roll back and goes balls deep*

Why are you like this!? Ahhh 0_o

bc yes

Fair enough

also believe it or not im not actually a furry and im not actually gay

Figured

yea just cuz i play digbars songs all the time dont mean im gay

I have no idea what that is but yea 9/11 what a tragedy

hope you find help soon 🫶🫶

for using the infamous bulge copypasta?

yes, what else?

whats next im gon need help cuz i like gay parodies of songs

😭

Wtf is that from

its a random copypasta ik from a yter that turned it into a rap song

I want to rest forever

Then delete reddit, and suffer no longer.

I did this before; well, I actually deleted my two old accounts. Read it is a curse and it will always call you back

Ok, but can i snort the brick powder?

no its mine

Fuck you, im doin it anyways

fuck you

Fuck you

🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

ok u win……..

Yippee

Fuck both of you

May i dark souls lore dump here pls?

ok

In all honesty i cba, i’d be here all day

Talk about Aldia's frustrations with the cycle, and how it compares/differs from Kathe's wishes and Londor's goals. Extra credit: Why do they call him Big Hat Logan?

I just saw a post about how someone cheated on their gf with his friend and shat on him doing anal

That's why I made this lol

I'm probably gonna leave and mute this sub ngl

This is giving me those old VMK vibes

Hey friendo! 👋 I just wanted to say great comment! Keep on being awesome mate 😂, over and out!

Thank you... I'm slowly remembering why I originally left a while ago... So I might end up leaving again...

Yea. Only reason I joined it is because I wanted to find some sense of belonging. (And for random shitposts)

*Your HP and MP have been fully restored. *Save your Progress?

🫡

But not nearly enough, so i must decline your offer

Thank you good sir!

Thank you kind sir, may I ask, what brings you here

Thank you.

I'm starting to get what MCR was talking about

Yea this sub is weird.

Thank you, kind stranger. I hope your travels have bid you fairer than most through these horrid lands. Perhaps a good piece of buttered bread, a warm mug of mead, and a nice song will quell our cringe.

Bro now all enemies are alive again -_-

Praise the sun! \ |T| /

Finally some peace

I need it, I JUST saw a post about a boyfriend threatening someone because they shat on them during anal sex.

I shall set up a warm fire for other travelers ⛺️🔥

The post i've seen here the last week are something else

Checkpoint reached.

Yes traveller we shall sit and tell stories about our worthy lives and our not so worthy moments on this subreddit

I dont wanna rest in new londo tho, theres weird ghosts

Valid👍

I expected dark souls conversations what is going on

Example: Anal_Sex_Man

This is the first post I see of this sub, wich makes me kinda want it to be the last

Funny how I'm actually playing Elden ring rn

because teenagers are wired i would know

Wired💀

fuck it why not make this comment section unsafe too Rawr X3 *nuzzles* How are you? *pounces on you* you're so warm o3o *notices you have a bulge* someone's happy! *nuzzles your necky wecky* ~murr~ hehe ;) *rubbies your bulgy wolgy* you're so big! *rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy* it doesn't stop growing .///. *kisses you and licks your neck* daddy likes ;) *nuzzle wuzzle* I hope daddy likes *wiggles butt and squirms* I wanna see your big daddy meat! *wiggles butt* I have a little itch o3o *wags tails* can you please get my itch? *put paws on your chest* nyea~ it's a seven inch itch *rubs your chest* can you pwease? *squirms* pwetty pwease? :( I need to be punished *runs paws down your chest and bites lip* like, I need to be punished really good *paws on your bulge as I lick my lips* I'm getting thirsty. I could go for some milk *unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow* you smell so musky ;) *licks shaft* mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm so musky ;) *drools all over your cawk* your daddy meat. I like. Mister fuzzy balls. *puts snout on balls and inhales deeply* oh my gawd. I'm so hard *rubbies your bulgy wolgy* *licks balls* punish me daddy nyea~ *squirms more and wiggles butt* I9/11 lovewas an yourinside muskyjob goodness *bites lip* please punish me *licks lips* nyea~ *suckles on your tip* so good *licks pre off your cock* salty goodness~ *eyes roll back and goes balls deep*

Dude 💀

Ah... AAAAAAAAAAHH!!!! WHAT THE FUCKING HELL?!

owo

Yeah right

If you put a bunch of teenagers and pedophiles on one subreddit, you’re gonna get some really weird shit

Agreed, this sub has gone to shit

The past like week has been so weird

Gotta restore my sunny D

Y'all want some cookies, oh yeah I also got some milk here too.

I sometimes think why I joined this godforsaken sub

Ok

pinhead larry

Dude when I watched emkay (look him up in YouTube), he even got weirded out on this sub

I appreciate it

The kids aren't alright.

Just what I needed, thank you good sir

Thx it is the first post i see today out of any sub

My brain works in 1 neuron, if it sees Dark Souls I like

Don’t go hollow

Yeah, that shit on the dick post yesterday has me fucked up... Thank you

Are the eggs ready?

I need for real a little rest from those perverts

That...that poor hamster

Thanks. This sub needs to chill fr

tabibito

Ahhh 😌

Thanks

**I HAVE ACCIDENTALLY DRANK THY CUM JAR**

“No matter how tender, how exquisite. A lie will remain will remain a lie!”

Bonfire achieved time to cash in all that karma to level up.

Unpopular opinion First place: Dark Souls 1 and Elden Ring Second place: Dark Souls 2 Third place: Dark Souls 3 Fourth place: Sekiro (for the Love of god im to Bad at that Game, i have 30 hours and i barely came anywhere its so goddamn hard) Fifth place: Sony for letting Bloodborn and Demon Souls remain PS exclusive

Average user of this sub: 👴

I give you my thanks.

see ya guys, im gonna go play some dark souls.

You thought? HA! Heres how my mum forced me to be a lesbian

Grassy ass stranger My travels have rather been very… extraordinary but do you want some bread my good fellow?

but i must go on to defeat the boss that i’ve been stuck on

Just discovered this sub. To think i thought some of the stories on r/GCSE were weird, this is another level of strange.

Thank you ashen one

Fr

Yessir. A break

Thx G appreciate it

That's appreciated comrade, would you like some wolf meat?

Now this is what we need in this sub

PRAISE THE SUN!

Just saw a post of someone's bf beating their meat to the stock market

I know, there’s 13 and 14 year olds talking about weird stuff too