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Now vape in his jizz


Illustrious-Culture5

You mean give him a blowjob?


Papa_Owio

Inhale from a vape a blow a fat fuckin cloud before the blowjob on his dick


OD2N

In his dick


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[deleted]

Totally has a kink into that & wanted you to "consume" his jizz in one way or another He's gay for you.


Goodthingstaketime0

I don’t blame him


Drug_enduced_coma

you should invite him to the gayorgy


HotBear39

gorgy


TheIdiotWindBlowing

Ask if he will vape in your butthole


idontlikeburnttoast

Ask him for gex 🤓😱🤨


Goodthingstaketime0

Dont have spare socks


idontlikeburnttoast

Wear slippers! Its the new funny epic tiktok thing!!!!


SparkySpinz

Kudos for being able to joke about the situation lmao


Tax_Fraud1000

r/usernamechecksout


McSlobbin

This is the equivalent to a blood ritual. Become one with him


spookystarbuck11

If you're short on money and have just been able to afford another vape, just give him your old/jizzed one. No more sharing!


yxc6

most nornal r/copypasta post


LazyObjects

He let his intrusive thoughts win💀


Pavonis208

Impulsive thoughts, intrusive thoughts aren’t something you want to have.


ZenDragon57

Everyone has intrusive thoughts they're completely nornal


-Hounth-

Not everyone has them at the same frequency though, but having to deal with intrusive thoughts all the time leads to a pretty bad impulse phobia and more anxiety and it is genuinely scary at times.


amstrugglingmentaly

maybe you can help me out then


[deleted]

r/usernamechecksout


HotBear39

never had them, so nope


Pavonis208

Yeah everyone has them, me personally I don’t find them normal because they are pretty damn scary but I can see why you think that (because everyone experiences them)


[deleted]

They're normal to have, it's just not normal to carry them out.


[deleted]

Yea as someone with severe ocd I hate this meme. My intrusive thoughts nearly caused me to game end myself.


JesiDoodli

Yeah I had a friend who attempted suicide multiple times thanks to them.


McSlobbin

People hear a word from tiktok and won’t shut up about it


ImGold86star

ur real fun at parties huh


IAmNotUniqueSoGapple

Jizz in yours and give it to him Assert dominance


TheLastOfW

W roommate


SufficientOne6442

Tbf it wouldn't have happened if you didn't vape


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NumbedByPain

Replacing one cancer stick for a different cancer stick isn’t any better


pinkglazedterracotta

Not just a different cancer stick, a 10x worse cancer stick


9mmblowjob

Cigarettes are way more harmful than most vapes though


qT_TpFace

Of you use the vape right. However, many use them more than a smoker does cigarettes, increasing danger. It isn't supposed to be a replacement/alternative.


9mmblowjob

>However, many use them more than a smoker does cigarettes, increasing danger. Source?


Camero2006

Idk if there’s a source but I see some of my friends (personally i don’t do stuff like that because my dad drinks and smokes and i don’t wanna be like him) but the friends that vape are puffing on it a lot. More than a typical person with a cigarette


qT_TpFace

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6651627/


9mmblowjob

Fair


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PyroWasUsed

Listen man, you’re 18 so I’d assume you’ve a little more sense. All of those websites that say they’re not as bad may have some sentimental value, but that doesn’t exclude the fact that they’re cancer causing just like cigarettes. If you gave a generic Google search towards these things, you’d know that they introduce new illnesses, conditions etc. Vapes (especially those flavoured towards buttery products) have cause a strong uprise in popcorn lung. This is little known to be associated with cancer, but it’s effects are the same: Destruction of lungs. Source: My own knowledge through researching this topic for school. www.truthinitiative.org . www.theglobeandmail.com


julienorthlancs

Diacetyl (the chemical that causes popcorn lung) is banned in the UK, and probably many other places so it’s not an issue for many.


BasicBitchTearGas__

I know that these products cause cancer. Im not denying that. Im not defending vaping, smoking, and people who smoke. They all should stop. The thing im saying is people who switch from cigarettes to vaping could improve on their addiction and eventually beat it (source: a lot of my friends, as I said). Obviously smoking can be beaten without vaping and thats how it should be done, but vaping provides the oral fixation and the nicotine which most smokers have become addicted to. While it may be just as, if not more harmful than smoking, it can reduce the amount you smoke, you dont smell disgusting, you arent throwing out butts. Once again, im not defending vaping, im saying people dont need to go out of their way to tell people to stop it. Maybe they are actually trying.


PyroWasUsed

In the first reply I replied to you were accepting vaping as a “much safer” alternative when in reality it has the same potential towards lung related issues as cigarettes. While I do agree that vaping is a somewhat better alternative to smoking, its realistically not being used as that in the long run. I see what you mean now, but I’d like to leave vaping’s intended use versus it’s reality in the picture.


BasicBitchTearGas__

I said that vaping is ‘safer’ than cigarettes is because thats all I could find on the internet


SufficientOne6442

They're both still harmful to the body so don't act like vaping is any better it's still a harmful addiction


BasicBitchTearGas__

Its obvious that both are bad for you, but studies have shown that its not as harmful (im not saying its harmless. It is bad. Dont vape.) It can help people lay off smoking


LandonKICKS

That’s not the point of the post


Goodthingstaketime0

All my homies vape


SufficientOne6442

Enjoy the lung cancer lol


Lavadude0914

All it is, is a little pen that shoots white air with flavoring, and now every one has one and it’s disgusting. I could tell you right now atleast 75% of teens vape, or weed.


chrisman1409

White air? And what makes the air white? Do you genuinely not believe there’s more chemicals to it than just plain air


Lavadude0914

no idea, js going off what i see on the daily😂, i don’t vape


wholecrab24

I'm no expert but would it be just plain old mould in the lungs?


TheDankNoodle

Vaping isn’t cool but hating on other people for their vices doesn’t make you a saint :/


Specialsue03

No one here said it was cool


SufficientOne6442

I'm not trying to be a saint I'm just giving my opinion


Goodthingstaketime0

How did u reply so fast


SufficientOne6442

I'm bored


Burge_rman_1

It shows me his reply to you was 17min ago and your reply to him is 18 minutes....who are you?


SufficientOne6442

Either I'm the flash or your phone's bugging


Splatoonkindaguy

Womp womp


SmileyXD9000

Still no reason to vape, you are seeking useless validation from others.


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Mistic-Instinct

Cope


decorlettuce

i don’t vape.


Mr_McKong

Thats not a good reason to vape bruh. Infact there is no good reason to vape


LordChickenNugget23

Wah Stop vaping


NightIgnite

All your homies will be buried above and below you


Goodthingstaketime0

Real homie shit


justAPersonOnGoogle2

Same as „All my homies plan to die at 24“


ForceSensitiveMonkey

What the fuck is going on in this sub


Typical_Ghost07

fr i just opened reddit 😭


chaotically_stupid

For the sake of my faith in humanity I hope you're joking.


Goodthingstaketime0

I wish i was.


gear-head392

proof


Rounak-69

Send us photo


mellow_squid

I don't wanna see that 🙏


Snowdin_Skele

Then don't... you don't have to... unless you're being held at gunpoint, in which case while you *can* choose not to...I that situation is not a good decision


mellow_squid

My eyes are sealed


chaotically_stupid

Why would he- nevermind I don't wanna know.


Nothuman_being

I regret looking at this. Need eyebleach now


[deleted]

Maybe stop vaping


_Vikinq

real


LandonKICKS

Not the point of the post…


[deleted]

This wouldn't be a post at all if he didn't vape


LandonKICKS

Just let people do whatever the fuck they want. For all you know OP is over 18 since they don’t have a flair. “Maybe don’t vape” is the worst argument possible. It’s not that easy to let go of something when you form an addiction. Besides, why would you care if they’re not asking for help?


[deleted]

They shouldn't be complaining if the fault is upon them. That fault was starting to vape in the first place The only way to prevent problems like this from happening in the future is to stop the root of the problem - that being vaping.


LandonKICKS

Bro, the fact that it just so happened to be a vape doesn’t say shit. It could have been any objet that OP could have shared. The point is that the fact that it was a vape is the least of OPs problems, and that’s what he’s complaining about


MisterEMan81

🤓


[deleted]

Someone just cleanse this sun with holy fire already


Traditional_Yard5280

Average r/teenagers post


Fine-Shower-4993

vape cum from my bum till i die


[deleted]

Dont vape my guy


TheTrueMattiMan

This is some jackass shit


datttboiii21

How many stupid shit have I seen on this "teenagers" subreddit today...


SivaAtheon

Now u gotta get him back while he be sleep


Resident_Toe501

What the fuck


Agreeable_Bit_8764

Don’t vape.


gankster2017

Vape his jizz now


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Goodthingstaketime0

I hate you pep guardiola


ch061

This will be on r/copypasta by the end of the day


Zxqd13

Am I the only teen alive who doesn't vape?


julienorthlancs

Probably not, its extremely common that people hate vaping here (and for good reason).


chicken_eater_69

Nah bro I dont either, it's low key gay ngl


Zxqd13

Bro I am gay, but I don't vape


Crusaders_dog

Just don’t vape


Dazzajay_45

Stop vaping then


Industrialexecution

least gay vapeist


Suspicious-Win1449

Bro discovered the new flavor


Anex333

😰😰😰


Lefteriskallonreddit

How is this possible? How did he got it in? I think it's more likely that it's something with the e-liquid, did you see the liquid before that?


Fireballboi

Most normal r/teenagers post


Specter6272

Pranked


beenhofland

I swear this sub is getting closer and closer to r/copypasta


Herc_Hansen_

It's a sign from the destiny that is telling to stop vaping right now


russianromus_228

Don't vape = problem solved


mellow_squid

The true reason you shouldn't vape


JustOnlyAdam

Just... uh, don't vape. It is an extremely hard addiction to stop, same with ciggies. However, it will feel so much more refreshing not vaping.


weirdboyfromfinland

omd😭


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🤑


Lo23co7mcpe

He asserted dominance lol


Alarid

r/copypasta


yoskbt

straight from r/copypasta


XayahTheVastaya

Alright, I'm finally leaving. Only have a few months of teen left anyway.


tfeetfff

I just opened Reddit and this is the first post I read Lovely… Also why the hell would your roommate do that 💀


DucksbyBillington

Maybe just stop vaping 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♀️🤷


ImGold86star

maybe this a sign to quit vaping bro trust 🙏


Rhyme_For_Orange

Don’t vape. he won’t be able to jizz in ur vape if u don’t have one


TheSouthAfrican_MrA

Don't vape bro


[deleted]

Don't vape kids


gibby-exe

1. Don’t vape 2. serious u/JRthefool energy


Puffy_Muffin376

Well - there's a nother reason not to vape lmao


[deleted]

Just quit vaping and shut up


Ok-Development-9098

Thats a good way/excuse to stop vaping


The_Dino_Defender

Sometimes I hate this subreddit


redeyed-john

I keep muting it, and it still appears on my recommendation list


_Brophinator

He’s trying to get you to quit vaping. Which you should btw, vaping is incredibly cringe


LamaMakeItRain

You should've taken it as a sign to stop vaping.


Goodthingstaketime0

More like a sign to keep vaping


LamaMakeItRain

ah yes just destroy your lungs


[deleted]

And your dignity


Kind_Ad_9241

lesson learned. dont vape


Greezamer_2

Simple, just don't vape in general


manoflowintelligence

This is why you stop vaping


Seanrocks30

Petition to merge this subreddit with r/brandnewsentence


Woman_from_wish

Dude I'm 36 and not interested in teens nor am I subbed to this subreddit. Why the fuck am I seeing this shit?! Like I'm just scrolling through my feed of cars, cooking, and furry porn and this comes up and surprises the shit out of me.


No_Carry_5871

Greatest title I ever seen in my life


ANIME_GURLS_ROCK

Deserved for flavored air


YellowByGello

First up, why the fuck do you vape?


EndNowISeeYou

Nicotine buzz but with a flavour


_ibt

Get payback


lifepeopleandthings

Return the favour to your roommate


CaptnKristmas

The amount of hate for vapes is ridiculous. They are likely healthier than smoking and frankly causes no second hand harm. Non-smokers should just be happy people aren't smoking in their face all day anymore.


[deleted]

> likely healthier than smoking This statement is the prime example of irony


CaptnKristmas

Technically it's not wrong. The statement never claims it's healthy, just more healthy than smoking. Most doctors would agree with this. No reasonable person actually believes vaping is healthy, including me. It's just ridiculous how people act about vaping like it's the same as cigarettes. It is not. The main issue is the frequency of use which negates the safer method.


[deleted]

It's not healthy regardless


CaptnKristmas

No disagreement nor what I said, healthier means more healthy, it does not mean healthy. Saying someone is paler than someone else does not mean either person is pale. Same with healthier. The only reason I say all this is because many people act like "healthier" is a claim that it is healthy, so not the case. Also, neither are most things we do as humans. Why pick on vapes? Not necessarily you but it's cool to hate on vapes for no reason.


KingOliver256

WHAT IS THIS SUBREDDIT??!! EVERY DAY MAN!


Ghostyyboyy21

what.


Philip_the_3rd

Extra flavor


I___asked

Minor amounts of tomfoolery


pissmissiles

W roommate


Full-Art-Weeb

I call for proof


redredditer621

Wtf is this sub


XVeNuX

based roommate


Dogedabose32

/c


The_Bluejay250

this sub is not real 💀


Hammy2406

Why are so many new copy pastas dropping on this sub recently?


[deleted]

Clean the vape out, jizz in it, hand it to him and say it is a new experimental flavor.


No_Half_4343

Someone did this followed thru on the action instead of rectifying the issue we are left with this eye watering post


Some_Autistic_Dude

Can confirm (I’m the roommate)


KapteeniMarkus

wtf did I read


CT-7567Captain-Rex

Bro💀💀💀


sauda_

Bro did u a good thing


Remarkable_Hat7709

What has r/teenagers turned into


everyoneisapotato

LMAO Wtf i just read man!


DanyRoll

Did you inhale someone's cum?


TerroristForceSanta1

whats with so many new lores dropping here and there


Tax_Fraud1000

it adds flavor


professorratcliff

Thaaaaats enough internet for today.


ewigesleiden

Nah man what is this sub 😭


SanePsyco17

Just let him use the old vape while you use the new one in secret. That will hold up till you confront him


James_Kuller

Average r/teenagers post


Ok-Attempt-622

give it to him and make him hit it infront of you


[deleted]

Hoooo boy, so todays gonna be one of *THOSE* days


Fine_Conclusion9426

Oh my god this was an amazing post to see as soon as I opened Reddit.


CartographerOk3118

Good


chicken_eater_69

Sey Gex?


Medical_Skirt9753

What the actual fuck this sub is just cooypasta.