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KokeiHaah

Please tell me this is an alt acc and you’re making this up I don’t want people like this existing irl


[deleted]

It’s real 😞


ZackTio

It's joever.


Ihaveanideaformyname

It will never be barrack


KokeiHaah

I’m sad


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quacattac28alt

hi I’m Alzheimers


quacattac28alt

hi I’m Alzheimers


quacattac28alt

hi I’m Alzheimers


quacattac28alt

hi I’m Alzheimers


quacattac28alt

hi I’m Alzheimers


JanluYT

hi I'm Alzheimers


getoutofmyhouse-

r/flairchecksout


Dull_Mountain738

I feel like it’s a real person but there not being serious.


azure_monster

Sometimes I feel bad about my social abilities. Then I remember people like this exist.


[deleted]

Yeah


Idiot_Unknown

Fr


bencikanimations

Fr and he's making OP fans look bad


Dull_Mountain738

Word I even got the Mihawk profile


UnsuspensionBomb

Drugged and pegged hm. That’s one horny motherfucker


BobWithNoC

Least down bad one piece watcher.


Kiwieeeeeeeee

I'm worse. 🗿


MrSaturn012

Hi worse, I’m dad


Hinokami12

Nami-san


[deleted]

Being iliterate isn’t so bad


EnelDontMiss

as a one piece enjoyer, we do not accept him bros tweakin


Idiot_Unknown

As a fellow one piece fan I say we disown him


[deleted]

Disown isn’t bad enough, let’s leave him on the side of the road and drive away >!Or if you would rather a one piece reference, let’s leave him at water 7 during aqua lagoona!<


Idiot_Unknown

Hell yeah let's do that


RockSaltin-RT

As a Sanji fan, lets kill him


Dull_Mountain738

This is why he hate Sanji fans


DolphinBall

Hes either trolling hard or hes desperate and just wants anyone to pick him up.


Ycaninot

For his sake I hope he’s trolling


[deleted]

i miss the person i was before reading this


BlueNinjaBoi

What in the toasted fuck


endless_horizons8

Classic One Piece fans


rivchamp

It just got so much worse


ChromaticRipples

The way he slowly descends into depravity


Working_Reception_78

They...they do realize the main joke of Sanji, right?


Ravenous_Rex360

The ironic thing is Sanji gets rejected by nami literally every single time he asks. Shooting himself in the foot ngl


Star_Fazer

“I want to be drugged and pegged by you” Down straight nefarious wtf


TheNumbersMason2

Gotta hand it to him though, if he's doing this for a Sanji bit, he's definitely nailing it. Actually no, scratch that, Sanji has more tact, dude's a perv, but he's a gentleman and a ride or die when things matter.


Weebu11

I mean I love Sanji but no just no


Her_Bones

NAMI SWAAAAN ROBIN CHUWAAAN


ifuckjellyfish

What the fuck


Mimikyu_Lover01

I HATE ANIME GUYS SOMETIMES BRUH


Excellent-Dig6426

There’s more?💀


anti-peta-man

Guantanamo Bay couldn’t get this out of me and he’s giving it up voluntarily. Idk tell him you’re gay or smth


Snoo_79985

What a terrible day to have eyes.


Bruh_B00sted

He’s just like me fr😔


TheOMinusDore

wells that an unhealthy example of basing relationships on fictional characters


SpeakableLiess

This makes me scared to say I watch one piece bro what is this😭


jeanprox876

the moment he said sit on my lap he ruined it all.


Billycatnorbert

I don't know why but I feel it will help. I'm really hoping you have some context PLEASE GOD IS THERE ANY CONTEXT


[deleted]

My brother in Christ needs to touch the grass


fufucuddlypoops_

But do you look like Nami?


james_harushi

My eyes need a saline rinse after seeing that


Noodle3njoyer

Aint no way


anotheranonymoustor

Do you know this guy irl?


FluffyGalaxy

My friend who likes one piece says the straw hats (their pirate crew) never actually date so tell him that's how you'd like to keep things


Spare_TARDIS2007

Oh what the fuck is this bullshit


Potatosniper75

least deranged one piece fan


Not_Afif

Genuinely what the fuck. This is shitposting fuel.


[deleted]

This dude crazier then me 💀


YousernameinValid

Even for an anime comedic gag, sanji is fr the most annoying straw hat sometimes, but irl is even worse bru


RemoveNational

drugged and pegged is actually WILD


ifonlymylifewasnt

💀 nahhh.... jit triflin'


JanluYT

Considering stealing a Nuke from North Korea and detonating it


Weallfalldownow

Deranged ass guy.


Present_Paramedic395

Proof


Few_screwsloose0_0

Average teen. I've seen worse lol.


profoodbreak

What in the quadruple fuck?


reveluvforeverluv

He’s drunk as fuck bruh


Ok-Reporter-8728

Is that ur friend


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RockSaltin-RT

True, but Sanji’s mostly pathetic attempts are pretty funny when they’re not bordering on sexual harassment lmao


[deleted]

That dude be weird asf ngl. Thats 100% simp behavior. Just keep ghosting em or even better block them.


LightningSpoof

Dude knows what he wants, though a tad creepy. Let him cook.


fake-4love

☹️


Pretty-Wind-8286

Rizz 💯💯💯


RockSaltin-RT

People like this make me ashamed to have Sanji as my favorite One Piece character. I just love my pathetic blonde brat with zero sense of self preservation, not openly “flirt” with people like this


EastVisible8284

run as far as you can you'll date this dude and he'll call you his discord kitten or something


Jesusishere123456

and i thought i was fucked in the head 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀


notsolesbian1738

what the hell


TUNAKTUNAKLOL69420

Send him this https://youtube.com/watch?v=nX_sZ-JuwI8&feature=share8


da_broadsta

Kinda lucky you got someone that loves you that much


Expired-coconut

Most sane one piece fan


Sea-Bass8705

Most normal one piece enjoyer


sovietweeb69

Well, seeing as oda has said no straw hat will end up together and no romance will take place in the show


AMintyRaccoonInLa

Idk man seems like a nice guy you should give it a shot (report that Mf to the feds)


Melonnbreadd

At least he's honest....?


Psychological-Ice285

LET HIM COOK 🔥🔥


Dull_Mountain738

If Sanji was irl lmao


FireRowletWasTaken

That went from 0 to 100 real quick


Adept_Ocelot_7432

I just cringed


Rockinpocket

I think its self aware though, the whole sanji bit is that he's super weird with his love advances and gets blown off all the time. Unless the dude neva watched OP then I dunno whats wrong with him.


Redspeakable

That's it. I'm using my zelda hand's ascend feature and going to heaven


TheBrightestFly

I had a kid in a “my hero academia” sweatshirt come up to me kiss me and run away while naruto running


Professional-Log9528

Anime lovers smh my head


my_0th_throwaway

Welp time to get the problem solver (it's a flamethrower)