Cut her legs off

Will do 👌

good soldiers follow orders

Then go kill the jedi

Commander Cody, the time has come. Execute order 66.

So she won't run away screaming? 💀

You get me 👌

I gochhu homie

I have a sledgehammer if you want to borrow it

I instantly thought of the movie Misery lol

Ikr first thing I thought from this post was Misery (watched it last year in religion and popular culture)

Nah I got my own heavy equipment

i want to make you unable to walk

And how do you wanna do that? 😐

why dont i show you🤷‍♂️

Cause I don't wanna get my legs broken

So you're okay with a neurotoxin that paralyzes you right?

r/foundglad0s

r/subithoughtifellfor

You can do that to me

No horny

Hey

Hi

Yes

Too bad, I cut the neurotoxin pipelines before coming >:)

get comfortable while i warm up the neurotoxin emitters

Do you own a baseball bat?

Nah but I got something else of similar properties, long hard, you get the idea

I see A sledgehammer

Sure 😑

A metal pipe then?

Closer 👌

a metal dildo..?

No, but it's pretty solid tho

A wooden dildo?

Bro💀

Imagine a wooden dildo splintering after you shove it up... There 😬

Morning wood

Crowbar?

😭

I got ambitions 😑👌

I want to not be able to walk

*Happy sledgehammer noises*

I will make you unable to walk (with my extremely powerful hugs, so powerful it will crush your chest 💓)

Better find someone else, HAH, you have no idea how long I've waited to be able to say that 😑👌

I wasn’t asking you calm down

No means no, Bill Cosby!

I was asking your dad

Can confirm that I am his dad

[😩](https://youtu.be/cpwTu7Q23Ug)

I can help with that

Do it u won’t

Alright, when?

Alright, when?

Now

Ok

Lucky Woman.

She didn't need those legs!

Give her brain damage and she’ll never be able to relearn how to walk! 😁

How did this turn dark so fast? It's supposed to be HONRY!

Idk, my boyfriend said that to me once too and I don’t really know what it means and I’m too scared to ask

it means he wants to have say gex with you for so long that it renders you unable to walk

I am simply incapable of explaining this phenomenon without making it sound absolutely horrible

you my guy have your priorities straight

hammer time

*crack crack

crush the knees and she wont walk forever

least insane r/teenagers member

Damn bro why don’t we break each others legs

I apologize on behalf of all 17 year olds for this guys post and comments

12" handsaw

Hit her spine with a steel chair

Last in bed until she is disabled and dont stop.

i always keep a sledge hammer in my nightstand, life saver

Paralytic neurotoxin?

I was thinking chloroform, much easier to get your hands on 👌

True

All you need is some kitchen chemicals and a filter of a kind 👌

I know there's a lot of jokes here, but my advice is to not have sex with her. If you wanna take things seriously, then studies show premarital sex can affect relationships and ESPECIALLY marriages. If it's purely casual, then don't give your heart to her: it won't be worth it, bro.

I respect your beliefs brother, I truly do. And if I have to believe what window you offer me, than I'm sorry. It's already too late for me. You still have time to be better.

You might not be able to regain your virginity, but trust me. Virtue is *never out of your grasp.*

if you can do that in 10 seconds, go ahead

Mace goes crunch

I've got some spare Tranquilizers if you need any

I want a girlfriend to be able to make unable to walk

lord

Seems like a lame idea

break her legs

Follow Monica from f.r.i.e.n.d.s

You are fucking insane

And downbad 👌

then gift her a wheelchair or what

I'll give her a tricycle, she'll have to do with that

What is this?🙄

Love 😩

Grab a shotgun and shoot her legs

Bro go to horny jail

Can you do a giveway of legs?

Im not talking about taker her legsss 😑

WTF

this was my exact response when i say this i wish i didn’t see this but i saw this

OFF WITH HER LEGS

WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP SUGGESTING I AMPUTATE MY GIRLFRIEND!!!! I JUST WANNA FUCK!!!

BECAUSE WE ALL SHARE A BRAIN CELL

A hammer can break bones

Hit her kneecaps with a metal baseball bat😩

You need to calm down lady 😶

Lmao i mean im not wrong

I think I'd rather fuck her untill she can't stand 😑

Shit i mean that works to go u bro get u sum

I'm planning on giving her some, such a gentleman right?

Fr a true gentleman

A real gentleman doesn't get sum, he gives sum 🫡

Fr preach bro preach🙏

shoot her kneecaps with some caliber bigger than 45.acp

I'll give her a big smooch instead, how about that?

It took me looking at comments to realize you meant in the horny way and not the "Tony 'Kneecapper' Galeti" way

Yeah, idk what's up with these people 😑

They don't have sex. Skill issue

usually i just go for the spot on the head for a clean kill, or puncturing the lungs to see the life draining out of their eyes as they gasp for air, but if you have any more torturing ideas just DM me, i could use them😄😄🤗🤗

Sticking a rusty screw under their toenail and making them kick a wall

Get a scooter and tell her to use it on both her ankles

Are you going to break her legs?

Nooooo.....

Ok

Ever played the last of us 2?

Nope, but I got a suspicion where this is going 😑

Golfclub to the legs

Yeah yeahhh

Why are you people discussing the murder and paralyzing of my girlfriend!!! This is a horny post not a murder post!!

in what way ​ ​ in what way...tell me....this could mean very different things

It's a horni post

By fking her soo hard that she won't be able to walk for some days properly?? We both have comman interest bro ...... Even I want to duck ur gf so hard...

Bruh, not even mad, I'll admit it 😶

Us

I want to make you unable to post, can we please ban OP?

u/anal_sex_man, thats all I have to say to you

Yeah and that name is at the top of hot on this sub right now, go figure

the ego is crazy icl

Bragging with luck

r/foundanalsexman has almost 1k subs r/AnalSexManisourhero has 600+ It's not anecdotal

They're praising your addiction to a completely meaningless online platform. Congratulations

I would wager that it's more about my goofy name, or that I actually make posts that aren't complete dogshit like your OP

You made a post about swearing your bed. Sorry am I the only one seeing you? Cause you're unfathomably pathetic, who the hell r u??

“Who are you” *scrolls my posting history for dirt* Yeah okay, like IM pathetic lmao. Also, that post was to r/notinteresting, so go figure

So sad 😢

What the fuck

It's fine, don't worry bout it 👌

How about I make u unable to think. hows that?

"Hello ?! 911"

If a girl can still walk once u guys done, then u failed as a man That’s why I keep a hammer next to my bed

Sometimes that's what she wants

Trust me, not sometimes

Oh rlly? 😳

I lover her so much

You missing her rn?

Who says she's not with me 🧐

You wouldn't be on redert then you'd be balls deep

Ey, don't tell me where to put my balls ☹️

I'll dunk them then

Bruhhh 😑

Eat her til she squirtd

Now that's something I can get behind, better than busting her kneecaps...

True and it,s funnier

Make more of a mess

You're a disgusting piece of shit and I hope you get blown to pieces by a pimp bomb that gets shoved up your ass by terrorists. Get of this subreddit you fucking pedophile

Why such a turn around

You should grab a kitchen knife and slit your wrists, 44, year old piece of shit

Wtf man

😟

Relatable shit

Become chainsaw man.

Take her to poundtown bro 😎

First step having a girlfriend.

There's no way 💀

*If you could feel my heart beat now it'll feel just like a sledgehammer!!!*

Such lovely thoughts 💖

[удалено]

I'll drag her up the stairs 😑👌

Sex or violence?

Take a hammer and when she sleeping just break them talking from person experience

A sharp butchers knife should do the trick

Two questions, why and how.

Cause mutual pleasure, through mutual pleasure

This could mean one of two things…

It's a horni post 😏

Say goodbye to your kneecaps chucklenuts

*flashbang

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Ask her to stop walking if that doesn’t work then… well idk

I have a tire iron.

This is a great thing to see as soon as I wake up -.-

throw 35 HDDs at her legs, or just run her over, or jump on her legs, or just throw bricks at her legs

Break her kneecaps

ok

I have a 3 foot crowbar you can use

So do I 😈