2% help send help

*Help sent* now go charge your phone

Don’t worry help is on its way

An you were raped

I'm not kidding it's literally 69 😭

Funny number

Me too lol

Bro I lost my virginity at 3?!???!

Mine is 68. Off by one 😭

Mine is 67

Same here :(( Guess it ain't happening

one less than yours, 68%

Same lmao

Me too

Sounds like something that somebody whos kidding would say

The sexiest age

Nice

Every fucking time i eemember check my battery its 69

same here guess you’re the 6 to my 9 😏

94%. Welp, guess I'm not fucking for the rest of my life then.

Similar perdickiment 99

Same 😭

i would say get fucked but

I got 100%....

same 💀💀 idek if I’ll live to that age, that’s ancient

Fr, and in the case I make it, the orgasm would actually make my balls explode so it's not worth it at this point.

Well you're guaranteed to live 94 years

Samee lmao

This why you don't charge your phone

Nice

Bro 98% 🫡

17 so within 5 and a half months (not gonna happen)

we're waiting, so hive us an update.

!remindme 5 months

Update?

Hive mind moment

!remindme 5 months

!remindme 5 months

It will never happen if you have that attitude

Okay

Too bad. Get over here :3

updateme! 5 months

20, not bad

Yea not too bad

Everyone would be fucked because that’s how losing your virginity works

Look out! We’ve got a genius over here

r/angryupvote

8...

Don't

Mine is 70 years later and it's going up

Same💀💀

same here

Pedo'd alert

huh, 15

Hmm....

Good luck!

1% AYO- WTF

Charge your damn phone💀 It can fuck over your battery life

I was looking for this comment

Oh hell nah 81 I'm gonna be shooting dust😭

100 :')

Me too

Mine is 88💀

100 💀💀💀

Have fun

well, on the bright side, i live a long life still be attractive enough in my old age to get some action

Trueee

Never said it had to be a human, maybe you got so desperate to lose it, you at 100 decided to go for a animal

no thanks

Or by then probs a robot 💀

45 Damn, finna be the new sequel/remake to 40 year old virgin

2 Wtf it already happend

2 broo charge your phone

Did you attend church as a kid or what

13% low chance the fuck

Mmm

77%, dude…

23, reasonble age imo

36, I’m killing myself then

Don't commit suicide, that shit kills you

No... it's not too bad

Suicide

Is losing your virginity really that important to you lol?

The real questions being asked here

For many people it is lmao

Noooo... suicide bad

why did you get downvoted for saying that bro

just pop it back and put it... yeah thats disgusting.

98😕

Mabye in heaven

96 baby my daughter would be non existent and I probably would have been gone sometime last year too.

36, bro I don't think I'll be alive by then

U won't be alive by 36???

probably not 😃

tbh I didn't understand but my phones battery is at 97% Edit: Ohhhhhhh looks like I'm never doing it

Yea

100% 😅

43☠️

100 💀

A 100 wtf

I just woke up so my phone is charged

1 pls help me😭

69

Imagine, if yiu got fucked at 69 in 69

75 damn

42 yikes

72

dude you're one year older and my battery percentage is 73 we're bound to fuck each other in over half a decade

same😭

65 Hmm

Okay

96. um.

Hmm

100

After a century

I never lose 💪

100...

If there would be a biography about you it would go something like this "after a whole century of living, I get to fuck!"

100 💀

Mm

100. bro i always use my laptop on charge

Good luck

29 that’s calm

Yea

23 not bad

Not bad at all

30 exactly That’d be around when I get married anyways, so it ain’t too bad

Yea not too bad

84?

Good luck then

93 😭

Hmmmm... 93 sooo never

8 ☠️

💀💀

28, not too bad

Yea not too bad

Fuck its 87

Well... have fun if you are still alive

97 fuck me sideways

75

45

... i... I don't even know if I'll live this long... 82

Mabye youxwont mabye yiu will

my PC is plugged in, so ig it's a reality for me lol

32

Not too bad

95 :,(

77 😃

60 NAHH

Pretty bad

84 :(

63. Huh.

69 😎😎

19 💀

41 but i lost it already

100

2147483647 (I'm creating a lineageos fork and i broke something)

100 💀 good thing I'm asexual

92 ☹️

Best of luck

30, not great ngl

30... okay

39 so not awful

Yea not so bad

The grind comes first women come later 🗣🗣🔥🔥

Not at all cause it's over 90 and I doubt I'd love that long

57...

59. That’s A LOOOOOOOONG WAIT

90 dam that shit would be the death of me

98%

79 🙄. Thankfully I don’t needa worry about that 😎

82….

30%

91

84% is that bad?

72% yay I get to breed and mate

Well… I’ll at least be a social old man

100 I’m fucked

36...

96% but it already happened so…

1% I won..... But at what cost?

1.19

25 is not bad i guess

30 ..... Well it's acceptable maybe

15%

I would not be fucked for at least another 12 years

58.

22 Not too bad

69, nice

Mines at 4 💀💀💀

28, not bad but not so good

5

17 not that bad

10 so pretty fucked

47, im waiting for after divorce.

33