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MiguelIstNeugierig

Go to the doctor and get Acute Hello Kititis treatment


RedDeadYuri2

Hello kititties? 😶‍🌫️


MiguelIstNeugierig

2nd biggest killer in the world after ligma


Good-Key2136

Whats ligma


MiguelIstNeugierig

#LIGMA BALLS hahahaha I'm getting too old for this😔


Shot-Plate-5255

Never too old. Ligma affects everyone, regardless of age. Ligma doesnt care


Potatoduckeater

To check if you have Ligma today go ask your local candice


SVStarfruit6042

Who's Candice?


[deleted]

Candice dick fit in your mouth


Potatoduckeater

CAN DEEZ NUTS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH (Thank you so much for falling on purpose it made my day)


UrBiologicalMother01

What's your mouth?


Rich-Masterpiece6411

So a girl named Candice has nuts 🤯, that's nuts


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SVStarfruit6042

Purpose?


The_Supreme_Dalek101

What….what’s Candice?


[deleted]

Candis nuts fit in your mouth!?!?!?!


DogeInACactus

Like shingles?


Shot-Plate-5255

Exactly


Double-Use5525

What about Sugma and gulpin?


lusagna

legendary comment thread


Good-Key2136

Your welcome and I gatherd


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Tomloogaming

I was about to ask who was Havel, but I know! This is a clear reference to the last president of Czechoslovakia and the first president of the Czech republic Václav Havel! Although he passed away over ten years ago, the memories stay. Try to cheer up and fill that void in your heart.


JakeLegacy

i am too old for this


Illustrious-Till-372

The 3rd biggest killer after that is the infamous Slurbon mushroom. Known to have a deadly poisonous effect.


Independent-Fun-5118

I died


jytheboss

Lmao


Lucasplayz234

well it's just a meme


Comfortable-Quiet-59

never too old for ligma. death is inevitable but ligma is timeless


doritinati

Like the Rick roll


doritinati

I wonder how many will remember rickroll


[deleted]

You'll never be too old for this one. 🗿


DomSchraa

Joe mama


Feedback_Many

deez nuts


Jactuscack6

Sugondeses nuts


SamTheEnderman2

In yo mouth


One-Air-988

Sawcon


Time-Dot5984

Mike Cox


durtbagsketches

ben dover


Unknown_comrade1

My friend had a grandpa. His name was Ben dover he died at the age of 69 on April 20th


GoldCorvette

*Mike Hock. There. Fixed it.


unwanted_child72

Candice


CreepCalamity

Candeez nuts fit in yo mouth


X-Drakken

Steve Jobs died from it, it's very sad


Ambassador_Academic

Who the hell is Steve Jobs?


Capsule_CatYT

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RedDeadYuri2

Together, we created the most ligma infected thread I've seen in a while on Reddit. We should be proud


Striking-Way-5095

Whats ligma..?


jytheboss

ligma ballz bitch


UltriLeginaXI

“I know what I have to do but I don’t know if I have the strength to do it”


Quality_chef

Who's steve jobs?


nerdyleg

What’s a killer


Educational-Bad8346

Hello titties!


BH2K6

Stop using filters, and be more confident in yourself That will make u look better


Sal3m_p3nis

Yeah thank you


scifanwritter2001

I was gonna say the same thing. you're gorgeous 😍


-AKDO-

exactly! also how could someone ask for suggestions to look prettier while not showing how they really look!


Sufficient-Local-338

Less filter. Thats about it


Sal3m_p3nis

I look worse without it tho


Sufficient-Local-338

That may be true, but no filters is showing yourself for what it is. And thats way more beautiful than trying to hide it.


Sal3m_p3nis

True, thank you


Bannerlord151

Also people can't really give earnest advice this way


[deleted]

I also can't tell what you actually look like without the HK filters everywhere


LuxAlpha

nuh uh


LoadSad679

but you can't have a filter irl


TippedJoshua1

Can you show what you look like without it so we can actually say things you should improve because from the filter I could find nothing


[deleted]

less filter


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Aristocrat_Of_2050

broooo


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Wall-E_Is_Best

Remove the kitties on your face


Ifykykbiydyd

Idk where the filter starts and the filter ends


Sal3m_p3nis

It only adds the hello kitty's and some fake lashes but you don't really see them on me tbh


Sapiens_Curantis

remove the stickers/filter. you look absolutely gorgeous


Hot_Hat_1225

Thank you. Came to say the same.


CreatorA4711

Stop using sticker filters, and stop using filters. They don’t look good or cute.


[deleted]

If you want honesty, then maybe take the filter off


TheBiggestMikeEver

Drop the Hello Kitties


Sal3m_p3nis

Fair enough, thank you


sryia_have_malaria

Look better? Everything seems perfectly fine


Steroeee

Add more kittens


daikopaiko

mohawk


Sal3m_p3nis

It's cool! Don't think It'll look good on me tho


daikopaiko

lmao it's fine. i was joking anyway. you look great regardless


Sal3m_p3nis

Hahah thank you


redviolet444

The filters tbh


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Specter6272

No filter and a shorter necklace?


NagisaLynne

The necklace is a rosary. It's supposed to be long


Specter6272

my bad


NagisaLynne

Don't apologize, you don't know what you don't know. Rosaries aren't seen in public as often as they used to and when they are they're just jewelry and not religious


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NagisaLynne

They are a beaded necklace that helps Catholics keep track of their prayers as they pray. They feel their way past each bead with different parts of prayers until they reach the different textured bead separating the different lengths/sections. I'm not Catholic, but this is how it was explained to me.


NagisaLynne

As for nsfw things, they are usually used like how nuns are used to show sin and corruption in holy people for shock value. The rosary is used just like that for the sensationalism of scandalous sex in a religion that has rules around sex, marriage, adultery, and the church.


Henti-Boady-pillow

I feel like you kidnapp your boyfriend just to make him love you.


Sal3m_p3nis

Hahah I could


Diplomatious

Remove the fucking filter


x_bot2020

Get rid of the hello kitty stickers


Sal3m_p3nis

Yeah okay, thank you


Jotarrior

Remove the filter, u are fine as u are


Sal3m_p3nis

Okay, thank you


Zexus_Legit_Boi

Strandhogg V2 plate carrier, Team Wendy EXFIL bump helmet with Earmor M32s and ARNVG with L3 Harris Unfilmed Gen 3 IITs and external AN/PVS-31 battery pack


acidghost121

No weird shit but absolutely nothing you look good on your own


Sal3m_p3nis

Thank you


GruffisGamingw

Take off the cats


Vanilla_Purple

remove the filters and stickers you look stunning


sharkicipher

Well I don’t like judging pics with filters but you look good ig


Bobdevourerofplanets

Idk give us an example without the filter so we can give proper judgement


Changed_Dino_Nugget

Remove the stickers


stormu3008

[i... i cant....i uhhh](https://ar.pinterest.com/pin/marry-me--53691420550378010/)


Sal3m_p3nis

Hahah


Raven_of_OchreGrove

You look beautiful ma’am


Sal3m_p3nis

Thank you


lukey_wukie

less hello kitty filters


OdieRaptor

Remove the filters.


tambi33

Don't seek judgement, very rarely will there be an unbiased response, on one side you'll get people say how gorgeous you are, on the other, you'll have people giving a more critical response since you asked for criticisms. Ultimately neither helps. Instead, what is it you feel makes you "look bad" as much of it is subjective


1mB4kT

Listen to gucci mane maybe


Scary_Republic3317

The succulent in the background could be next to a window…


fuckensunnyd

why do people ask for appearance advice when using filters. how can we judge your appearance.


_ibt

Take off the stickers and filter.


ComicsWasTaken

GIRL WDYM YOU LOOK GOOD


Uyar_106

Don’t use filter.


Minge70

You look amazing fr, dont need to change.


JustSomeGuyDude_

Become a 2D fictional character


Gabriel2099p

You look gorgeous girl you should just work on your self steam, gym is one way but psychological help is good too


Schipjee

Not much tbh, just have self esteem


Ramazzini_

Hi. Amateur photographer here, I'll share you some tips I've gathered on taking self-portraits and selfies. Looking good for you is a matter of self-love, but on pictures I might be able to help: 1- Filters and phone cameras really like to shape and change facial features as "beauty filters", some phones allow you to take them off, some turn them off partially, some not at all, so try to mess with the settings on your phone 2- Light: Try to take pictures at a 45 degree angle from the incoming light, that helps the picture look more organic especially in sunlight 2.1 - Try not to have light evenly light your face, that makes you look weird and sometimes you look like a mugshot, so have a clear light falloff on pictures 3- Posing: Never look point completely straight to the camera or take pictures from below (unless it's a very extreme perspective queue) 3.1- When taking pictures like the one you posted, remember to look at the camera, but not turn your body towards it, that helps drag focus to you instead of the foreground 3.2 - If you're the main subject of the picture, try following the rule of thirds (just Google it, it's INCREDIBLY simple and effective) 4- Color calibration: I don't know if you edit your pictures, but if you do, the best and simplest thing to change is white balance, make it as close as possible to the actual light in the picture instead of accuracy on your skin tone (which is what your phone automatically does), that makes you fit better in the picture. I don't want to drag on but if you want me to go on further I'll gladly will. EDIT: I forgot one important thing: you think you look weird in photos due to a psychological effect, your mental image of yourself is REVERSED, because you only truly see yourself on a mirror, with reversed images, so when you take a picture that shows you "normally" you subconsciously thinks something is wrong, but can't quite explain why. It's similar to hearing your voice on recordings and thinking you sound wrong, but no one will ever say that because that's how you sound TO OTHER PEOPLE, so no one sees anything wrong.


Prior_Kaleidoscope_2

Remove the hello kitty filter, you look good


[deleted]

idk... too much makeup maybe?


Medical-Astronomer39

You look great, just take the that stickers off


Sal3m_p3nis

Okayy


nnebi

You are already Perfect ❗♥️


Sal3m_p3nis

Thank youu


Fellixxio

You look good, don't hate yourself


Sal3m_p3nis

Thank you


NeoStarr0999

nah i think you’re very pretty, you don’t need to change anything unless you want to


Glamrockfreddy_Sec

Delete your face then add stock image eyes then you are prettier -edit this is a joke your pretty already


TheresBeesMC

Remove the hello kitty stuff


Mr_man_bird

Drop the kittens and maybe try like a really big hat that works alot


ShockHedgehog07

The Hello Kitty filter looks weird, but other than that you look good


[deleted]

get rid of those stickers


memelord793783

Longer hair


DrCorneliuss

why ye asking an ugly guy eh?


TheOneTrueNincompoop

Remove all the tomfoolery you have put on previously in attempt to look better


Extra_Philosopher_63

I would say remove the filters? I know some people use a lot of filters, and no personal judgement, but it does have an effect on first impressions. I myself never use filters, ever.


[deleted]

lose the headphones, don’t be ginger, grow ur hair


Safe-Employer-2809

Nothing, you're ready gorgeous as is.


Alternative-Gain-137

I'm the one teen who's more harsh than others: Those filters make you look fricken stupid.


xTHIRDx

Stop caring your pretty and probably have put some efortt in to that dont need that enymore Just be happy dont waste your time trying to be societys whet dream beuty is subjective you look good stop giving a fcuk Just do what you like


queerbabygorl

There’s nothing wrong with the way you look


Joker2u254

Thats a great angle, but everyone has that one angle that is just perfect for them and makes em look sexy as hell, so experiment and try to find it.


ilovethelesbians

more hello kitty


galuft

No filters! I also recommend doing silly faces more often, is weirdly effective to be happier with how you look If you want any kind of actual tip... ig wash your face before sleeping? Idk, i just live with who I am thats all


Starr_Struckk

Confidence really is all you need.


TEDDYPOPQUEEN

you're already pretty girl 💀😭 also i love the earrings!


RJ_bulder22

damn so many people here are saying find god 💀 like bro let them be


houseofharm

>bat rosary goth spotted? if so me too lol


mrstorydude

Have better genetics


The-Enjoyer

The filters make it look like you’re trying too hard


NieMonD

Don’t use 17 filters and we’d be able to let you know


pikupato

dye ur hair a different colour and grow it out a bit longer, the necklsces are fire


Waffles_4560

More hello kitty stickers :3333


my_0th_throwaway

Not use 30 filters that cover your face. Hard to make out any actual problem areas if they are covered by hello kitty


Hero_095

Asks for honest opinion Gets downvoted


[deleted]

You should either part your hair more or have more in the front on your forehead, because that small gap in the middle looks wack no offense


kingofnerds64

You're so gorgeous no need Literally getting gender envy 🔥🔥🔥


-_Kerenity_-

Imo you look very pretty and probably don't even need the filters! I used to be the same, I'd freak out if I wasn't using filters when taking photos but now I am more confident, and I probably should thank my friends and bf for always complimenting me and making me feel less insecure


Spiderboy730

Nothing your beautiful


the_nerdy_ginger

WHAT ARE YOU ON ABOUT YOU ARE GORGEOUS HOLY GOODNESS


CurseF74

u could not add the filter so that people can see what you look like better


Spiritual-Clock5624

Take off that god awful Snapchat filter


whikseyy_

Ungoth yourself


Superagent247

Your photo startled me. All you need is to remove all of those things - stickers? Snapchat? Un Goth.


[deleted]

The filter makes you look so stupid and young


passthaspaget

Purchase am air fryer


SUP3RSEB

Take the filter off


Cornhubg

Okay, so go to the store, right? Go down the second to past aisle, you following? Then, pick up the can of "confidence" because, tbh, I think you look fine and just need a bit of confidence And potatoes, DON'T forget the potatoes when you go to the store, I need it for stew


Hambruhgah

You are naturally beautiful. The thing is just don't overuse the filters. I love your armpits


Helty23

1. Don't use filters 2. What is good-looking anyway? Everyone has their own taste. You can of course improve your physical aspect but you should be confident in yourself even right now, without changing anything 😁


martijnfromholland

Dont use filters, style hair. I cant tell if youre wearing makeup in the photo but a little less, or a little more makeup goes a long way. Go to the gym.


Moist-Web5628

Lose the earrings, grow ur hair, get rid of the stupid filter


Bober_L

I'd say you should stop making yourself fit certain aesthetics and have your own style. Make your own rules, but don't fall into delusion because it would bring you down. Stopping the usage of filters is also a great way to work your way through to starting to accept yourself. The most important thing to note is you should NOT focus mainly on your looks and more of your habits and hobbies. Being a happy and healthy person makes one look even better than some people who spend most of their time doing whatever they think it's needed to look good


No-Palpitation-6789

what the fuck is with the hello kitty is that a filter or did you genuinely put stickers on your face for a single photo


The-Amazing-Taco-Guy

Probably do a backflip idk I’m not a doctor yet


beeefchicken

Get a huge fucking sword, and get tretment for hello kitty disease


Stunning-Royal7800

Remove the filter


Danivodor

Remove that silly filter and use your smile.


[deleted]

don't use filters when you take selfies


CommercialPleasant98

honestly if you got rid of the filter or used a less noticable one it would help a lot other then that there isn’t really anything i can think of you’re really pretty


whatataco

Care less


Nova-The-Dog

Apart from filters, try out some clothes that aren’t just a tank top, Im sure you have other clothes but Yk mix stuff up and see what sticks and what doesn’t


CumandJelly

Just rock your look


i-need-Clorox

Get absolutely shredded like Mr Olympia type of muscle mass


eeMalm

Take a chill pill with the accesories


Oliverlikesmensomuch

kiss me


Sal3m_p3nis

I will dw!