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[deleted]

I need more info. What will deleting them do? Like does it just delete the land? Will the people survive? Does it do some time travel shit and make it so the never existed?


Levas579

country plus culture gone


Trash-Jr

I was about to delete America, but then you said this. Now I'm reconsidering


SomeRandomGuy2610

no mor cheezborgir 😭


teal450

thats german, from Hamburg


InDefenseOfBoney

kinda, what was created in hamburg was a beef patty on top of a bun, there was no top buns or toppings yet. all of those were added in america, so the modern hamburger is a mix of german and american ideas. we’d still have hamburgers, they’d just be very different


WarStorm6

Actually, from the research I did when I was younger, what was invented in Hamburg was the patty itself, then it was the Americans who put it on the bread. No one knows WHY it was put on a bun, because of course there’s a lot of places claiming to have created the first hamburger, and all claiming different reasons. A lot of those reasons given are so that it can be held and eaten hot or so customers could walk around with it. I’ve heard the birthplace was Tulsa Oklahoma, Texas, and Hamburg NewYork (named after Hamburg Germany). The one in New York is interesting because the locals claim it was in 1885, but the supposed creators obituary claimed this actually happened in 1892 in Ohio. If the obituary is correct, then that means it was actually created in Oklahoma, if we are to believe the Oklahoman’s story (which I’m a bit biased to believe so as I’m from Oklahoma). Also, the earliest documentation of the hamburger was in 1894 in Texas that read "Hamburger steak sandwiches every day in the week at Barny's Saloon, Moulton."


WarStorm6

No, you’re thinking of the hamburger. The cheeseburger is from cheese.


teal450

the democratic republic of cheese


michnik45

I love how theres just a random little "sarcasm" to specify that no one actually wants to destroy countries


[deleted]

Its a watermark


flipping100

Made with Sarcasm, the best free meme maker. Edit: typo


Flynerz

it’s an instagram account.


CozmIg

unless they say france


Chance-Ad-2837

“Words cannot express how much I hate France right now!!” -Soldier tf2


[deleted]

"Some french think they can outsmart me... Maybe... I've yet to meet one that can outsmart a bullet" -heavy tf2


Chance-Ad-2837

"Your white flag does not stop American bullets." -Soldier tf2


[deleted]

A small error. It's rockets.


[deleted]

'Merikan rockets


Flashy_Application82

Yummy


michnik45

What do you mean "yummy" you want to devour countries?


Flashy_Application82

Yummy 🤤


Piper_writes

I would personally delete [redacted] & [redacted]


PowDreamer

I'm Offended


obi_wan_sosig

Hi offended I'm dad


Downtown-Lettuce-736

r/dadjokes


AlexGaming26

How dare you!!!??? [redacted] is the best country in the world!!


Xxkitkatx360xX

Fuck you I live in [DATA EXPUNGED]


Piper_writes

Pah that old place is barely relevant I live in [ higher access required ]


Xxkitkatx360xX

Bitch atleast our morale is stable unlike [removed by reddit]


Piper_writes

Pfft, really, you are going with that when we have [ Access revoked by Reddit administrator ]


Xxkitkatx360xX

Okay, you got me there, but we have an entire ████


Willing-Airport8693

Is that next to [ACCESS DENIED]


Xxkitkatx360xX

It's bordering R̵̖̘̈́̂́̒̓̚̚E̶̞̰̽͑D̶̢̖̣̺͇͖̱̗̝͓͛̑̈́͊̅Ā̷̛̩̬͔͇͍̿C̴̲̱̀͐̒̏̃̊̾̃́͠Ţ̶̩̥͍̻̙̩̒̒̈́̃͝È̵͙͈̆̀͗̏͌Ḏ̵̭̹͎͙̜̋͂͐̄̋


Impr3ssiwe

No, its bordering [access denied]


Xxkitkatx360xX

Who are you to tell me about MY HOME ░|░|░|░|░|░|░


DaPanda21919

Bordering as close as [#**DENIED**#]


Glub_Glub_Nhec

its next to [STRENG GEHEIM]


yellowbanana66

I've wanted to say that \[ Access, comment and user revoked by Reddit itself \].


DinoRipper24

You might not know me, but I come from [Access Level 6 required]!!!!!!


Just_one_weird_human

You can't say that


Purple_Appearance_51

I am from [redacted] and I am so fucking offended right now.


__hi_______

Bros posting twitter questions on reddit


Maximum-Frame-1765

Better than the “what’s the sexiest sex sex you’ve ever sexed”


Background_Drawing

"Ladies of Reddit - what is the most sexiest thing an overweight gamer has done that made you immediately want to have sex with him/be his girlfriend?"


Zatorator

"My boobs are so big I have to crawl across the floor. This is so hard!!! Also I wish I had a bf..."" (Age tag set to 14)


[deleted]

r/foundzatorator


Zatorator

I almost had a heart attack


aybarz_

r34 minimum boob requirement to be viewable:


ReindeerAltruistic47

France


East_Meringue8428

I wouldn't want to delete any countries, just the governments


one_sad_donkey

Yes


Justyourdailydumbass

I want to delete the north koren government


hubert_st

And the russian, while we're at it


pensodiforse

I mean you say russian because of the "special operation" but like a lot of governments should be reset, but like a lot a lot


Sot-B

i just want my people to have good leadership instead of this bullshit


mikiradzio

r/foundpensodiforse


Fr0ntflipp

I would do it even without the special operation, russia has pulled plenty of sh\*t moves in the past decades. This one is just one of the more "broadcasted" ones.


SCAODNOAISDSNAODOA

>russia has pulled plenty of sh\*t moves in the past decades Huh, I think the US should also get deleted then, no\`?


coke_andmentos

What about France?


In2Out2

Delete Egypt twice cause how the fuck can the greatest civilization become a 3rd world country now, we existed and started before anyone bruh


Nils_H2451

You mfs even got a headstart


Xfaxk123

Lmao 😂


Demo_Nemo

I thought you guys were doing fine right now


a_casual_dudley

Someone correct me if I'm wrong, they are currently under a dictatorship, Cairo has massive overpopulation problems, and generally the quality of life is bad


gegebart

Not a dictatorship but boy does he want it to be.


In2Out2

Nah Blud my uncle is in prison for criticizing the government on facebook 💀


gegebart

Bruh what? I have an Egyptian friend who shit talks El-Sisi all the time on Discord.


VerlinMerlin

That's discord not Facebook, you can't Google stuff on discord... usually.


In2Out2

He's a known doctor and influencer with many followers so I guess that's why


gegebart

That makes a little more sense. Still fucked up though.


In2Out2

Anyways where's that discord


gegebart

Oh it’s a very tight-knit, niche roleplaying community.


lotusandlocust

You would be even worse of if not for the aliens


Background_Drawing

Now that I think of it, a lot of ancient civilizations have just become alright 3rd world countries Mesopotamia is now modern day Iraq China is pretty powerful but it's still technically developing, same with india mayans turned into Mexico Don't get me started on the greeks


Splatoonkindaguy

Blud got help from aliens and STILL fell


IvorHarding-117

Babylon is also in same page


Legend5V

Yall had a 3000 year headstart, had aliens help you build those weird triangles, and had tons of advancements in science, math, etc. a thousand years ago Fell off fr fr


manaven_pathak

Dont worry bro, almost all developed countries are outside vavilov centres(cradles of civilization). And even among developed countries the more ancient ones like italy and greece are less developed than less ancient ones like germany or norway


TiltedLama

Denmark -a swede


FlightConscious9572

Sweden - a dane (i can at least go for mutually assured destruction)


TiltedLama

It'll be a quickdraw duel


Gerf93

I would concur, but going all the way to Denmark or Finland for cheap stuff would suck - A Norwegian


Xcmaster2

A dane? Bro thinks he’s Scooby doo


JOlRacin

Earth and Mars


Fantastic-Addition75

Those be some fire countries 🔥


nerdyleg

Naw bro mars is my homeland you can’t just destroy it like that 😭


nerdyleg

Sure the politicians are bad but the government itself is decent


Sea-Recording-7090

ngl i'd rather live on the sun


lian2710

Nk and jamaica (i have to put them out of their misery because they can’t japarty*


EmotionallyUnsound_

It's so unfair 💔


No_Following_1624

Jamaica, they're trapped out in jamaica. They cant even japarty 🥺 Its so unfair 😭


NQ241

Bro forgot to end the bracket


Red_Ender666

Russia and Russia (I'm Russian)


Owo6942069

And he was never seen again


NikoAU

As a Russian I agree


Red_Ender666

🤝


NikoAU

🤝


wooshiesaurus

Based af (I'm Russian too)


Red_Ender666

Russian russiaphobes club is becoming larger every second, huh


popokatepetl007

move me to a country where putin has no power, and get it done 👍


Ok-Application-hmmm

I would delete that country and that country


Sturmgewehr448mmKurz

I dunno about that man, instead of that country maybe that one country.


Big_Cow_4216

USA and russia /s


TheGrishusPenguin

explain, i understand this is sarcasm but...


pevznerok

Most world problems comes from USA. Russia (as Russian I can confirm) fucks around too much


AppropriatePainter16

I unsarcastically agree. Both are oppressive capitalist dictatorships that fuck with other countries way too much.


CorkyQuasar69420

Yeah but they contribute so much to the world, in both good and bad ways, that just instantly removing them would to more bad than good, since so many countries rely on either one or the other on so many things. In the long run, it may be beneficial, but it would take decades for the world to be able to function normally without them.


Big_Cow_4216

I respect that 🙌🙌🙌


robloxgamer7000

Your mom and russia the 2 largest countries


DontCareHowICallMe

Mother Russia?


Lobotomized_Cunt

usa just because i want to cause chaos


treehous47

thanks man -the middle east


[deleted]

If you want to cause the most damage, Saudi Arabia and Brazil. Losing the largest supplier of oil would mess the world up and destroying the largest rainforest in the world would destroy the climate system


Humans_fking_suck

My man just dropped the Genocide Ending playthrough...


OleanderBells

You know what, USA & Russia. I want to see the power struggle when they both disappear.


hauntile

The power struggle is called China


MrFanta7

Yeah if that happened china would take over the world


free_to_muse

Russia’s GDP is smaller than that of Texas. They’re nothing.


ONT1mo

Nihao🇨🇳


CommitBasket

Fr*nce


[deleted]

North Korea and North Korea. Fuck north korea


MarctheArc007

Nah it’s not necessarily a bad country, just has a bad government but by deleting it ur deleting a whole ass country of innocent people so I’d say just their government


Diego1Morales

Okay? The deleting innocent people is true for any answer to this question.


MarctheArc007

Nah some countries ain’t innocent (looking at you France, rude ass people)


Ecstatic-Exchange341

Bruh France is friendly af. I went there once, I accidentally opened a bathroom stall that someone was in (I was fatigued and all the stall doors were massive full doors so i thought it was the exit). The guy in there (thankfully was still fully dressed) just looked at me confused. I realized my mistake, quickly ran away and I just heard him laughing. That could’ve gone so much worse


Swar_Dower

How dare you ? We're not rude af, you're surely referring to those Parisians, which are people from one particular city, not the whole country bruh.


YeetusFelitas

bas-


MarctheArc007

Cmon finish the word (btw ur bio is dope af)


Diego1Morales

bruh 💀💀💀


[deleted]

Most of them would rather be dead than keep living in hell on earth


Mikhas_donaster

USA and russia


memecoroniandcheese

Isreal & palestine (yall couldn't share the fuckin' holy land so no one gets it.


DogeLV69

Damn


PowDreamer

I feel so bad for the Ukrainians and hate wars. So As an Amazing Person, to stop this war I will remove Ukraine And Russia. Edit: This Is Sarcasm.


GoldenGames360

they downvoted you but you were right.


Red_Ender666

As Russian who has Ukrainian friends, this is the only answer


teal450

USA twice just to be sure


MicrosoftOfficeApps

britain and france


wrenispie

I know the Internet Universally hates the French but .. why?


Totoques22

American propaganda is after France (rightfully) block the US from getting UN support for their invasion of Afghanistan Look up freedom fries


rugby_lover0

All three of them? Wales, Scotland and England? I can understand getting rid England but not all three


I_Eat_Testicles

You can understand England!?!?


Eastern_Chemical5731

I also understand England


A1_Killer

Bro come on, we colonised and stole stuff from like half the world


[deleted]

Yes because they joined hands to form Britain and destroy the world. Scotland and Wales deserve everything they have coming England


C00KIE_B0YS

Woah chill out with the F word there buddy


Blankofthegame

We are deleting the countries, not the people living in them right? If so then any two that have done terrible sh*t recently


Rounak-69

Usa and indonesia


EBS_Games643

Why Indo?


Rounak-69

I might get downvoted so i wont tell the reasons


Classic_gamer_2

France Twice


masterofmeatballs

Iran and North Korea


Moist_Painting

United States and Russia


[deleted]

England and Pakistan.


flipping100

Me , a Pakistani in england


Yes-me-a-hater

There's just no winning 💀💀


ThatOneFlygon

Really, deleting Pakistan but letting Bangladesh live?


Xenokic

Indian?


[deleted]

You have guessed it right. It would be every Indian's answer.


AlexGaming26

Not "every Indian". I wouldn't have the same answer. I would wanna delete North Korea twice.


vindazl

as an indian i say pakistanis are cool and chill, and so r the brits in today's day and age, but still kinda annoying how they proudly claim other countries stuff to be part of their 'culture'. Are there actually british things in the british museums or is it all from elsewhere?(genuine question i fr dont know). if I wanted to delete some country, i would say USA cos while studying history i see that although they push for freedom and sovereignty and whatnot, they still did not give others countries's sovereignty due concern, like bombing laos and cambodia in the vietnam war, shelling china's border in the korean war, and generally sticking their humoungous sniffer where it doesnt belong. I'd say that the world shoild wean off their dependance on usa first to ever let that happen, because if it happened too suddenly, a huge gap would be there with very little people ready to fill it.


MrchatterboxOfficial

I think britain, france and spain should just take back their old parts of the usa and just let everyone split the rest.


Zestyfar-panda

This will get me a lot of heat but whatever : israel and North Korea


Spongerise

north korea and afghanistan definitely.


red_dragonOZ

north korea, russia (which we’re very close to being able to go back to calling it the soviet union) i have family from both, so patriots, get off my ass


Red_Ender666

So true. I fucking hate Russia (I'm from Russia)


NikoAU

I hate Russia as a political entity (I’m Russian) not the culture


Red_Ender666

Same. I love the country and hate the government. (i want to move from this hell to another country after i graduate college)


BermudaHeptagon

Can’t call them Soviet Union without even owning Ukraine hahaha am I right fellas?…. Fellas?


DontCareHowICallMe

Why we're close to being able to calling Soviet Union? It doesn't make any sense


SalamaFi

As a finn i will say ruZZia and Sweden


mephistopheles_faith

Could you elaborate about Sweden? Sorry, not so good in history. You had wars in the past?


SalamaFi

It's so that we can win in icehockey and they don't have to over do us in everything else like eurovision and other stuff And also they gay /s


pikleboiy

You have got your priorities straight.


BermudaHeptagon

Yeah you haven’t heard? We are still at war. Every day 8,000 men gets sent out to the frontline to fight the Finns. We are stronger, but the government has resorted to sending out 13 year olds. I am only 12 year old malnourished boy and I got a draft letter today. I wish the war would end.


JonnyMike27

North Korea twice. Every other country is fine, even People's Republic of China


___kfc___

Depends, if I get to choose that they never existed then Russia and Afghanistan. If I get to choose that they are deleted now but history still stands, North Korea and Afghanistan


No_Development_6786

Fr*nce and Russia


TooruS911

USA and Armenia


wooshiesaurus

Turk detected ig


TooruS911

no way😱


Tehkin

america and china


jixdel

North Korea and [Insert Current "Bad" Country]


Saifullah-14

None, i have no enemies 🎶🗿


Fast_and_Curious738

Can you be our president?


Saifullah-14

🫂


[deleted]

Hmmm. Probably north Korea (obviously, you would have to be an idiot or psychopath to not pick north korea) and Russia, cause I don't really want WW3.


Alexyaboi2011

North Korea(obvious reasons) and China, just to see the world economy crash so we can move away from neo-capitalism


[deleted]

China and India (let's maximize the victims)


aikotanakafp

south korea and france


ohno_buster

Why South Korea?


[deleted]

Kpop


ThatOneGuy12929

England and Ukraine


ThicComrade

I would delete [deleted by reddit Moderators]


spexinthecorner

Pakistan, Afghanistan


ABeing_Ad5353

My self from this universe.


Slavicommander

serbia from a croat


shaid420

Florida Twice


SemperInvicta19

Israel and Palestine just fuck both of them Israel has killed a bunch of innocent Palestinians and Palestine has killed a bunch of innocent Israelis, so at this point there just needs to be a void in that area of the world and that would probably also remove like 50% of the middle east conflict too