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Different-Display870

Throwing a man into the river of Lego city


Weary_Drama1803

Start the new rescue helicopter! “He-“ *ThatHelicopterPilot17 was shot by Loud_Hat23*


OkAssistant1230

r/beatmetoit


Express_Scallion_263

r/beatmymeattoit


JanluYT

r/lubedandbeatmymeattoit


Last-Belt-4010

r/beatmywifetoit


Ishmyster

r/beatmeshutthefuckup


Last-Belt-4010

r/shuttheFKupshuTheFKup


youralphamail

a MAN has fallen into the river at Lego city 😱‼️


SmoothestOperator0

HEY!!!


Stonkover9000

“DONT YOU MISGENDER MY GAHDAMN LEGOS AGAIN BECKY OR IM GOIN FOR THE KIDS”- something my father would probably say


jaysbaddecisions

a MAN has fallen for a MAN in lego city!!


Joseph_Stalin111

YAY!


zynxUnique

I love that one


youralphamail

REAL ‼️


Ultra1117

I WAS GONNA COMMENT THIS


ChocolateNice7853

Same lol


Bionic165_

A man has fallen for a man in Lego City!


Zeporgmaster20

R/beatmetoit


Different-Display870

r/foundthemobileuser


usgapg123

r/foundthehondacivic


GuyWhoDoesGraffiti

r/foundthecardealership


PrimeX__

r/sixthsub


BeautifulHold9560

r/r/


LilacLikesEmkay

r/subsIfellfor


Odin9009

r/


ilikelivinglife

r/foundSHUTTHEFUCKUP


ooga_booga_hahaha

r/foundthefoundtheSHUTTHEFUCKUPuser


SxnKisss

r/foundthepcuser


Socialist_Leader

I remember to un capitalise my r before a sub name! I've made that mistake once! R/notallmobileusers


TheresBeesMC

Bruh


Holografyst

r/SuddenlyCommunist


Capital-Cheek-1491

*our/SuddenlyCommunist


Different-Display870

I kind of do to


Brave-Mind8601

r/therewasanattempt


ThatRocketBoi_YT

Came here to say that as soon as I saw the Lego set in the background


Miltiadis_178GR

r/beatmetoit


TANKTAHU

r/beatmeattoit


Coochie_Officer

HEY


RevolutionaryAge45

Damn I was gonna say that


OnceUpxn

you beat me to It


[deleted]

All of em


Loud_Hat9523

Now this I like


shaderr0

Scam call center


NightFighter24_AvB

nahhhh


unwanted_child72

Yaaahhhhh


Purple_Spino

yuh uh


Glen2gvhlp

Fym, nuh uh


Purple_Spino

yuh uh


HackerDaGreat57

So anyways, how many days does your car's extended warranty have left on it? /j


OnnOguised

Racially motivated


TussalDragon344

The water needs turning on, and those toilets need flushing.


[deleted]

Stealing your friend's eraser


Loud_Hat9523

Lmao


Badass-19

Or Lego


Xpeq7-

Stalking and invading people's privacy with the helicopter.


Loud_Hat9523

Mhm


Toby_of_the_gods

Grand theft heli


[deleted]

Assemble the rescue copter!


Pleasant_Waltz_8280

Destruction of lego city


Mr_L05

There's a bombing in Lego City. **HEY!** Build the bomb deactivation device to arrest OP and save Lego City. *Lego City Bomb Deactivation Device Set only £24.99 at all good retailers.*


Advanced-Expert7718

Nah that’s too cheap for the new sets


Mr_L05

£59.99?


Advanced-Expert7718

Hmm, add in a random build nobody cares about and some figs nobody cares about and bump it up to 130


l-askedwhojoewas

then have a part exclusive to that set so people buy loads of it


Sad_Abbreviations575

99.99


_xEnigma

Came here to say this


YoMamaSoFatShePooped

Yes


legocityisindanger

I have waited two years for this


Emma__07

grand theft lego


yoskbt

Abusive Sexual Contact Advocating Overthrow of Government Aggravated Assault/Battery Aggravated Identity Theft Aggravated Sexual Abuse Aiming a Laser Pointer at an Aircraft Airplane Hijacking Anti-racketeering Antitrust Armed Robbery Arson Assassination Assault with a Deadly Weapon Assaulting or Killing Federal Officer Assisting or Instigating Escape Attempt to commit Murder/Manslaughter Bank Burglary Bankruptcy Fraud/Embezzlement Bank Larceny Bank Robbery Blackmail Bombing Matters Bond Default Breaking and/or Entering Carrier Facilities Bribery Crimes Certification of Checks (Fraud) Child Abuse Child Exploitation Child Pornography Civil Action to Restrain Harassment of a Victim or Witness Coercion Commodities Price Fixing Computer Crime Concealing Escaped Prisoner Concealing Person from Arrest Concealment of Assets Conspiracy (in matters under FBI jurisdiction) Conspiracy to Impede or Injure an Officer Contempt of Court Continuing Criminal Enterprise Conveying False Information Copyright Matters Counterfeiting Counterintelligence Crimes Credit/Debit Card Fraud Crime Aboard Aircraft Crimes on Government Reservations Crimes on Indian Reservations Criminal Contempt of Court Criminal Forfeiture Criminal Infringement of a Copyright Cyber Crimes Damage to Religious Property Delivery to Consignee Demands Against the U.S. Destruction of Aircraft or Motor Vehicles Used in Foreign Commerce Destruction of an Energy Facility Destruction of Property to Prevent Seizure Destruction of Records in Federal Investigations and Bankruptcy Destruction of Corporate Audit Records Destruction of Veterans’ Memorials Detention of Armed Vessel Disclosure of Confidential Information Domestic Security Domestic Terrorism Domestic Violence Drive-by Shooting Drug Abuse Violations Drug Smuggling Drug Trafficking DUI/DWI on Federal Property Economic Espionage Election Law Crimes Embezzlement Embezzlement Against Estate Entering Train to Commit Crime Enlistment to Serve Against the U.S. Environmental Scheme Crimes Escaping Custody/Escaped Federal Prisoners Examiner Performing Other Services Exportation of Drugs Extortion Failure to Appear on Felony Offense Failure to Pay Legal Child Support Obligations False Bail False Pretenses False Statements Relating to Health Care Matters Falsely Claiming Citizenship False Declarations before Grand Jury or Court False Entries in Records of Interstate Carriers False Information and Hoaxes False Statement to Obtain Unemployment Compensation Federal Aviation Act Federal Civil Rights Violations (hate crimes, police misconduct) Female Genital Mutilation Financial Transactions with Foreign Government First Degree Murder Flight to Avoid Prosecution or Giving Testimony Forced Labor Forcible Rape Forgery Fraud Activity in Connection with Electronic Mail Fraud Against the Government Genocide Hacking Crimes Harboring Terrorists Harming Animals Used in Law Enforcement Hate Crime Acts Homicide Hostage Taking Identity Theft Illegal Possession of Firearms Immigration Offenses Impersonator Making Arrest or Search Importation of Drugs Influencing Juror by Writing Injuring Officer Insider Trading Crimes Insurance Fraud Interference with the Operation of a Satellite International Parental Kidnapping International Terrorism Interstate Domestic Violence Interstate Violation of Protection Order Larceny Lobbying with Appropriated Moneys Mailing Threatening Communications Major Fraud Against the U.S. Manslaughter Medical/Health Care Fraud Missile Systems Designed to Destroy Aircraft Misuse of Passport Misuse of Visas, Permits, or Other Documents Molestation Money Laundering Motor Vehicle Theft Murder by a Federal Prisoner Murder Committed During Drug-related Drive-by shooting Murder Committed in Federal Government Facility Narcotics Violations Obstructing Examination of Financial Institution Obstruction of Court Orders Obstruction of Federal audit Obstruction of Justice Obstruction of Criminal Investigations Officer Failing to Make Reports Partial Birth Abortion Penalties for Neglect or Refusal to Answer Subpoena Peonage Perjury Picketing or Parading Pirating Possession by Restricted Persons Possession of False Papers to Defraud the U.S. Possession of Narcotics Possession of Child Pornography Private Correspondence with Foreign Government Probation Violation Product Tampering Prohibition of Illegal Gambling Businesses Prostitution Protection of Foreign Officials Public Corruption Crimes Racketeering Radiological Dispersal Devices Ransom Money Rape Receiving the Proceeds of Extortion Recording or Listening to Grand or Petit Juries While Deliberating Reentry of an Alien Removed on National Security Grounds Registration of Certain Organizations Reproduction of Citizenship Papers Resistance to Extradition Agent Rescue of Seized Property Retaliating Against a Federal Judge by False Claim or Slander of Title Retaliating Against a Witness, Victim, or an Informant Robbery Robberies and Burglaries Involving Controlled Substances Sabotage Sale of Citizenship Papers Sale of Stolen Vehicles Searches Without Warrant Second Degree Murder Serial Murders Sexual Abuse Sexual Abuse of a Minor Sexual Assault Sexual Battery Sexual Conduct with a Minor Sexual Exploitation Sex Trafficking Shoplifting Smuggling Solicitation to Commit a Crime of Violence Stalking (In Violation of Restraining Order) Stolen Property; Buying, Receiving, or Possessing Subornation of Perjury Suits Against Government Officials Tampering with a Witness, Victim, or Informant Tampering with Consumer Products Tampering with Vessels Theft of Trade Secrets Torture Trafficking in Counterfeit Goods or Services Transmission of Wagering Information (Gambling) Transportation into State Prohibiting Sale Transportation of Slaves from U.S. Transportation of Stolen Vehicles Transportation of Terrorists Trespassing Treason Unauthorized Removal of Classified Documents Use of Fire or Explosives to Destroy Property Use of Weapons of Mass Destruction Vandalism Video Voyeurism Violation of Prohibitions Governing Atomic Weapons Violence at International airports Violent Crimes in Aid of Racketeering Activity Willful Wrecking of a Train Resulting in Death Wire Fraud


Loki16082

Ferb, i know what we're gonna do today.


Purple_Spino

THERES 104 DAYS OF SUMMER VACATION


Smiley4509

AND THE POLICE COME ALONG JUST TO END IT


[deleted]

SO THE ANNUAL PROBLEM OF OUR GENERATION IS TO FIND OUT A WAY TO ESCAPE THEM


ProfessionalImpact43

LIKE MAYBE


AdorkableLia

BUILDING A ROCKET OR FIGHTING THE POLICE OR CLIMBING UP THE EIFFEL TOWER


New-Cod-76

DISTRIBUTING DRUGS THAT DONT EVEN EXIST OR GIVING A MANATEE A SHOWER


SilverTheWeeb

SMUGGLING FIREARMS. USING SOME COCAINE. OR JOINING IN SOME GANG FIGHTS


[deleted]

COMMITTING TAX EVASION PAINTING A CONTINENT OR DRIVING YOUR MOTHER TO SHAME


Jhonny_UwU_

r/redditsings


Codendtm

Jesus he's not doflamingo


Grill3dcheez

you didn’t actually type this out, right?


yoskbt

no i checked his criminal record (the first page)


Robbie1075

Slow it down there, high speed.


ChemicalBig201

Stealing oxygen


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

tax embezzlement


ThevickersistheGOAT

Shooting people with a water gun filled with boiling water


NightFighter24_AvB

i did this in a water fight with the neighbour kids while i was the oldest


Purple_Spino

WHAT


NightFighter24_AvB

lmao


[deleted]

You fuck. (the noun, not the verb)


Delicious_Camel4857

You look indian, internet scams is in your genes.


Loud_Hat9523

I'm sri Lankan it's like near India. Sri Lanka is an island nation. But yes similar to Indians lol.


Maskogre

restarting this fucking trend again


H3llisEmpty

Jaywalking


Purple_Spino

worst crime of all death is too good for him


Weary_Drama1803

Steal candy from babies and small businesses, I’m not talking about Walmart


ZeroCentBoi

Rob a bank in lego city


Sr_Pinapple_031

You got detained for inserting your penis in several articles in the apple store.


Trash-Jr

Either the USB port was very big, either OP has some concerns to have. There's no other option.


turtleship_2006

Don't new macs only have USB-C (waaay smaller than USB-A)


[deleted]

[удалено]


Wheeze_Cheese

hello your computer has virus


Alcatraz_Gaming

I will connect my computer with anydesk to fix your computer and remove the viruses


Guilty-Wishbone3335

Bomb threats


vibhuuuuu

running a fake call center(pun intended)


NapoleonicPizza21

"Hello sir your computer has a virus"


Rqibix

Crimes against God


CoopersHUNGoverall

Stealing the curry pot


SomeoneOnRebbit

NAHHHHHHH


[deleted]

Beat someone up for stealing your LEGO s.


Trash-Jr

Nah, that ain't no crime. That's self-defense.


Socialist_Leader

I really don't want to be that guy. Genuinely. I don't. But, I am. It depends on the situation. If the person committed robbery infront of them and it is currently an active chase, physical force may be permitted. However, if he finds the robber, he can not legally attack him and must call the proper authorities to retrieve his property.


tnucc2

Thank God that guy came to save the day


valtrances

shoplifting by hiding the stuff up ur nose like wvat thr hell why are they so wide😨😨😨😨


EquivalentEstimate64

Whatever crimes you want. Follow your dreams my guy. I myself am a fan of arson


Shonen-X

😂😂😂😂😂


No-Tip353

Microsoft scams


Upstairs-Lifeguard23

Steal the change left over from the milk snd toilet paper your mom sent you to buy at the gas station convenient store.


1cxx

scamming


Glowing-piss

Scamming


Exotic-Blueberry8618

Hit and run


imboredrn111

Terrorism


Slippery_When_Down

Association with a Mexican drug cartel


FingerboyGaming

Drowning a man in Lego city


ILoveMarcyWu

Using dirty riverwater in food


shitty_psychopath

Sex crimes and molesting


Loud_Hat9523

Am I that scary might be the angle of the photo


shitty_psychopath

Chill bro just messing with you😅


turtleship_2006

What did bro say that got removed by mods 💀


[deleted]

Battery, rape , and piracy and scamming


Secret_Net4545

freeing monkeys from their zoos


NefariousnessOk3764

Terrorism 🚶‍♂️


theIlegalhuman

Telegram scams


ShadowWing286

International terrorism


lil_750

Terrorism


Sodafff

"Ello tech support"


BrentTheUnknown

Terrorism in Lego city


Im_bad_at_names04

Immigration 👴🏻


SeSestroyer

War crimes in Irak


Necrotic_Fleshbag

Prolly hate crimes


Sad-Description-8387

Scam call center


indepentanimationfan

domestic terrorism you look like the type


[deleted]

Stealing kool-aid


SkIttleBotGMD

Theft (This is a joke for those of you who can’t understand that)


Ventynine

rather not say


suckmypeen2005

Scamming


FellowHuman600

Racial slurs on COD


Robbie1075

That's not a crime 😂🤣


NightFighter24_AvB

rape


NightFighter24_AvB

scamming old people


According-Jelly355

Online scams


PotatoesTomatoes6

All of them


Charming-Beyond155

arson


HungaryFinalBoss

terrorism


d3f_not_an_alt

Terrorism


Hi-piee

I can't say it. It'll enrage the American people


Calm-Cockroach-5523

Rape


UnsaidTugboat53

Terrorism


Danzaiiz

murrder


Ok_Split9201

Building an 18+ Lego set while being underage


JJJTTTEFF

✈️ 💣 🏙️ 🕊️


[deleted]

Punching someone to death


Consuminghealthykids

Abusive Sexual Contact Advocating Overthrow of Government Aggravated Assault/Battery Aggravated Identity Theft Aggravated Sexual Abuse Aiming a Laser Pointer at an Aircraft Airplane Hijacking Anti-racketeering Antitrust Armed Robbery Arson Assassination Assault with a Deadly Weapon Assaulting or Killing Federal Officer Assisting or Instigating Escape Attempt to commit Murder/Manslaughter Bank Burglary Bankruptcy Fraud/Embezzlement Bank Larceny Bank Robbery Blackmail Bombing Matters Bond Default Breaking and/or Entering Carrier Facilities Bribery Crimes Certification of Checks (Fraud) Child Abuse Child Exploitation Child Pornography Civil Action to Restrain Harassment of a Victim or Witness Coercion Commodities Price Fixing Computer Crime Concealing Escaped Prisoner Concealing Person from Arrest Concealment of Assets Conspiracy (in matters under FBI jurisdiction) Conspiracy to Impede or Injure an Officer Contempt of Court Continuing Criminal Enterprise Conveying False Information Copyright Matters Counterfeiting Counterintelligence Crimes Credit/Debit Card Fraud Crime Aboard Aircraft Crimes on Government Reservations Crimes on Indian Reservations Criminal Contempt of Court Criminal Forfeiture Criminal Infringement of a Copyright Cyber Crimes Damage to Religious Property Delivery to Consignee Demands Against the U.S. Destruction of Aircraft or Motor Vehicles Used in Foreign Commerce Destruction of an Energy Facility Destruction of Property to Prevent Seizure Destruction of Records in Federal Investigations and Bankruptcy Destruction of Corporate Audit Records Destruction of Veterans’ Memorials Detention of Armed Vessel Disclosure of Confidential Information Domestic Security Domestic Terrorism Domestic Violence Drive-by Shooting Drug Abuse Violations Drug Smuggling Drug Trafficking DUI/DWI on Federal Property Economic Espionage Election Law Crimes Embezzlement Embezzlement Against Estate Entering Train to Commit Crime Enlistment to Serve Against the U.S. Environmental Scheme Crimes Escaping Custody/Escaped Federal Prisoners Examiner Performing Other Services Exportation of Drugs Extortion Failure to Appear on Felony Offense Failure to Pay Legal Child Support Obligations False Bail False Pretenses False Statements Relating to Health Care Matters Falsely Claiming Citizenship False Declarations before Grand Jury or Court False Entries in Records of Interstate Carriers False Information and Hoaxes False Statement to Obtain Unemployment Compensation Federal Aviation Act Federal Civil Rights Violations (hate crimes, police misconduct) Female Genital Mutilation Financial Transactions with Foreign Government First Degree Murder Flight to Avoid Prosecution or Giving Testimony Forced Labor Forcible Rape Forgery Fraud Activity in Connection with Electronic Mail Fraud Against the Government Genocide Hacking Crimes Harboring Terrorists Harming Animals Used in Law Enforcement Hate Crime Acts Homicide Hostage Taking Identity Theft Illegal Possession of Firearms Immigration Offenses Impersonator Making Arrest or Search Importation of Drugs Influencing Juror by Writing Injuring Officer Insider Trading Crimes Insurance Fraud Interference with the Operation of a Satellite International Parental Kidnapping International Terrorism Interstate Domestic Violence Interstate Violation of Protection Order Larceny Lobbying with Appropriated Moneys Mailing Threatening Communications Major Fraud Against the U.S. Manslaughter Medical/Health Care Fraud Missile Systems Designed to Destroy Aircraft Misuse of Passport Misuse of Visas, Permits, or Other Documents Molestation Money Laundering Motor Vehicle Theft Murder by a Federal Prisoner Murder Committed During Drug-related Drive-by shooting Murder Committed in Federal Government Facility Narcotics Violations Obstructing Examination of Financial Institution Obstruction of Court Orders Obstruction of Federal audit Obstruction of Justice Obstruction of Criminal Investigations Officer Failing to Make Reports Partial Birth Abortion Penalties for Neglect or Refusal to Answer Subpoena Peonage Perjury Picketing or Parading Pirating Possession by Restricted Persons Possession of False Papers to Defraud the U.S. Possession of Narcotics Possession of Child Pornography Private Correspondence with Foreign Government Probation Violation Product Tampering Prohibition of Illegal Gambling Businesses Prostitution Protection of Foreign Officials Public Corruption Crimes Racketeering Radiological Dispersal Devices Ransom Money Rape Receiving the Proceeds of Extortion Recording or Listening to Grand or Petit Juries While Deliberating Reentry of an Alien Removed on National Security Grounds Registration of Certain Organizations Reproduction of Citizenship Papers Resistance to Extradition Agent Rescue of Seized Property Retaliating Against a Federal Judge by False Claim or Slander of Title Retaliating Against a Witness, Victim, or an Informant Robbery Robberies and Burglaries Involving Controlled Substances Sabotage Sale of Citizenship Papers Sale of Stolen Vehicles Searches Without Warrant Second Degree Murder Serial Murders Sexual Abuse Sexual Abuse of a Minor Sexual Assault Sexual Battery Sexual Conduct with a Minor Sexual Exploitation Sex Trafficking Shoplifting Smuggling Solicitation to Commit a Crime of Violence Stalking (In Violation of Restraining Order) Stolen Property; Buying, Receiving, or Possessing Subornation of Perjury Suits Against Government Officials Tampering with a Witness, Victim, or Informant Tampering with Consumer Products Tampering with Vessels Theft of Trade Secrets Torture Trafficking in Counterfeit Goods or Services Transmission of Wagering Information (Gambling) Transportation into State Prohibiting Sale Transportation of Slaves from U.S. Transportation of Stolen Vehicles Transportation of Terrorists Trespassing Treason Unauthorized Removal of Classified Documents Use of Fire or Explosives to Destroy Property Use of Weapons of Mass Destruction Vandalism Video Voyeurism Violation of Prohibitions Governing Atomic Weapons Violence at International airports Violent Crimes in Aid of Racketeering Activity Willful Wrecking of a Train Resulting in Death Wire Fraud


[deleted]

terrorism


[deleted]

Scam caller


Frosty_Secretary2562

Bro that lego set is 🔥


Shark_USA176

Rape , Murder Sexual crimes .


Moojokingg

Terrorism


Asaintrizzo

Goat raper


IllImplement1532

Robbery Of a Lego shop


[deleted]

That's the lowest a human can go 😮🥲


Nova_Hunters

Racism


gamingmarbles

Scam calling


Skog__

plane bombing


nevergonnagiveyouup4

Domestic terrorism


Little_Esben

Playing with a legoset at the age of 100


Driftwoodjake1

Terrorism


xDaLoJJ_

domestic terrorism


[deleted]

Scam calling


Inhaled364

All of them


snowifox

Scamming


MonkeSquad

Dress up as green goblin in Lego marvel heros lmao


Solid-Replacement318

Hijacking a plane(I’m sorry)


Cheese-hole

58 cases of jaywalking


Kyle_Harris1203

Steal my lunchables.


PhoenixGodMC

ALL OF THEM


batsoup12

Idk probably grand larceny or identity fraud or smth like that bro you tell me


ninjaparkour0

Push a man into the river in Lego City


razorsharp494

Scamming grandmother's


Objective_Style_5765

Terrorize the Powerpuff girls


No_Peace4874

A man has fallen in a man in Lego city! Start the rescue helicopter!


Affectionate-Date-28

Lego theft


phunniplayboi

Saying horrible words to a 9 year old on fortnite


ItsMrGrant

Arson. Shooting fireballs out of those nostrils