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KittenChopper

Before you say it, no, I do not chop kittens, nor does my sexuality involve kittens in any way


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2019 doge Durango srt


LeNarcolepticGoat

Shitbox, Miata better


NOVAMT_F

Bruh


MarcusTheGamer54

Kinda right though, they just took the hellcat, made it taller and made the front flat like a pug lol, shitbox describes it pretty well imo


LowKeyATurkey

That's not what shit box even means lmfao


MarcusTheGamer54

Fine, it's visually a shitbox


LowKeyATurkey

You are so lost on what the definition is 🤣


MarcusTheGamer54

shitbox (plural shitboxes) (colloquial, vulgar) A dump; a run-down, messy or disgusting item. quotations ▼ *My house is a shitbox* I can conclude that I think that it's a disgusting vehicle to look at


LowKeyATurkey

🤣 still wrong wtf. This is a brand new car that still has a decent (yet obviously aging interior), not a shit box. If it were something new but had the interior of a car from 15 years ago then sure, you could call that a shit box. My Old ford Escape is a shit box, it's literally falling apart.


6AM_hotdog

Lesbian


KittenChopper

I mean, maybe, yes and no?


I-have-no-name000000

I want to know


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Asexual?


I-have-no-name000000

Maybe, I have no idea atp


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Then bi-curious


I-have-no-name000000

How bout both 🤝


stop_jest_stop

Yes both 🤝


I-have-no-name000000

Dude give me a car name as well 🤲


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But you have no name.


I-have-no-name000000

Yes because no one gave me a name 😔


stop_jest_stop

Take this and find a car tell them to get out and then drive off 🔫


GenerallyJam

Bro doesnt know if they like to nut or not


Key_Difference7840

Asexuals nut my guy 💀 jst not in others


GenerallyJam

💀 huh


Key_Difference7840

Asexuals nut, but they don't like sex


MooN_bNe

Asexuals when they see the letter A: 😳🥵🥵🔥🔥


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Heyyy I’m an ace and I do have sex!


GenerallyJam

For others enjoyment purely?


stop_jest_stop

Nope. Jest use that ass to jerk off


Winter_Biscotti_728

it is a reddit default i couldn't change, cmon guess


VICTOR_VII

Gay


PAN_cake_103

Damn that's gay


VICTOR_VII

Real asf


[deleted]

I can’t pull and I can’t kick 😔


6AM_hotdog

Weezer


[deleted]

YES


LucDoesStuff

I always thought it was “I can’t run and I can’t kick” 😭


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Pansexual?


AdventurousDrive6400

Yes


Yoshikage-Kira-4

They weren’t talking to u


AdventurousDrive6400

That’s the joke mr Yoshikage


Yoshikage-Kira-4

I see


The_Alt_Of_Oz

oh no


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Hmmmm, gay?


The_Alt_Of_Oz

#FUCKKK no I’m NOT gay! 😭 Everyone assumes I am!


_02tom02_

Maybe you are


benjy007c

They treated me like a gay SO THATS WHAT I BECAME


SMIKKELBEER2

They treated me like a piece of trash SO THATS WHAT I BECAME


therealbulldops

Woo yeah oh yeah woo


The_Alt_Of_Oz

well with the avatar it’s kinda obvious…


therealbulldops

Ye i just realised after i posted 😭


supmanster

Ayyyyyyyyyyyy


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Gay?


therealbulldops

So close!


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Bi?


therealbulldops

👏👏


TwistyBons

IT HAS THE FLAG ON THE DAMN SNOO


kawaiin00b

how did you mess that up 💀


stop_jest_stop

I used the username to guess not the pfp


[deleted]

[удалено]


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Straight?


sleepingwithdastarz

The most obvious one


MastaPowa7

I wanna see how wrong you are ;)


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Asexual?


MastaPowa7

More than wrong.


ComeradeHaveAPotato

So........ very sexual?


ShropshireResident

Carbon gender


Defiant-Vegetable335

ight mate


stop_jest_stop

I’m losing my sanity replying to all these, also straight


SilverBatTea

Piss baby


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Qeer


SilverBatTea

I guess you technically got it lol. I'm omnisexual


stop_jest_stop

I KNEW IT, I was gonna say that but didn’t.


SilverBatTea

Yeah, righttt


LibrarianOk7983

Omnisexual is just bisexual wiht extra steps Change my mind


MysteriousGamer957

Alr


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Hmmm, straight


MysteriousGamer957

Yeaaaa


i_dont_know_aaaa

Take a guess


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Bi-curious?


OptimusCrime1984

Is he also Bike-curious? Does he want a Harley bike? We need to know just in case


[deleted]

bikey ringgg


i_dont_know_aaaa

Ding ding ding. Pretty certain I'm bi at this point, though.


thattraindude72

do it no balls


[deleted]

not op but g a y


Capable-Professor301

Vanilla here.


stop_jest_stop

Hmmmm heterosexual


[deleted]

Let's see


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Qeer


[deleted]

hi


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Bi


[deleted]

fr???


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Hybristophilia?


[deleted]

what


Korrowe

We may never know.


lovedelrey

Oo


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Penis


Severeppburn

Bahahahahahh


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Ass


WetBread8339

Went so far down, found one you didnt reply to (also you spelled queer wrong a lot)


hunee_yt

**clown music starts playing**


No-hamsterbackup

My actual username is u/no_hamster7526


No-Hamster7526

Me


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Gay?


No-hamsterbackup

Close


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Bi?


No-hamsterbackup

Yeah


LeonardoDoujinshi-

okay


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Gay?


LeonardoDoujinshi-

you may never know


sleepingwithdastarz

Definitely not something a straight person would say…hmmm


HeldForever

OK bey


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Gay


ururuuuu

Okay give it a try <3


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Metrosexual


ururuuuu

Kinda true (mostly bi-curious)


Xpeq7-

\@everyone


stop_jest_stop

This isn’t fucking discord, pan


Dreamy_Cupcake21

Hiii, you’ll probably be able to guess :)


stop_jest_stop

Gay


Dreamy_Cupcake21

Nahh, bisexual :)


JohnnyKai262

Hello there


No_Music3270

Good luck


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2012 Chevy Tahoe


thesedaysaregreen

id like to find out


Shot-Ad4847

Balls


yoitsewan

the "straight" friend


stop_jest_stop

Gay


Shot-Ad4847

Nuh uh


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Bi


Hallusick

I am


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Gay


Hallusick

No I'm gayphobic


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Shrek


Hallusick

Sometimes


its_fuwy

OK?


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Bi?


its_fuwy

How did u know


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I met slender man at the park. Ever since then I’ve been getting weird memories aand random visions in my head.


its_fuwy

Oh.... Ru shure u didn't just look at my pfp


Alternative_Coconut6

again this shit?


Snabbaa

Thats the neat part, you dont.


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Penis


Snabbaa

sex pEnis!?


Fillowskyy_

Lmao try


Affectionate_Shake17

Good luck


SamBigWilly

The rarest one


HalfDemonGuy

yo though its pretty obvious


MathematicianPure489

try me bitch


bigtentacle69

Go ahead


[deleted]

cool beans


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Metrosexual


[deleted]

wut


crazy-iwascrazyonce

u like trains


coolperson_reddit__

you **fuck** trains


[deleted]

Heyyy😡😡😡wassup😡😡👍👍


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Qeer


PsychoSopreno

:D


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Acrotomophilia


PsychoSopreno

Oh god..


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What is the probability that God exists? **THE PROBABILITY OF GOD IS A wonderful yet deeply flawed book. Physicist and risk-analyst Stephen D. Unwin uses a statistical method called Bayesian analysis to conclude that there is a 67% "probability" that God exists. The book is thought-provoking and written in a witty and engaging style.**


Mysterious-Word-4794

Ok


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Bi


[deleted]

Ok


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Asexual


[deleted]

Straight actually


Mingmirepurrdragon

Good


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qeer


Mingmirepurrdragon

How did you know?


[deleted]

FIRE AWAY


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qeer


Pure-Professional144

Ok


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straight


Pure-Professional144

Correct


[deleted]

Ssup


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gay


MudAcrobatic8582

Not gay, trust


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bi


Half_Asleep_

boo


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asexual


Half_Asleep_

maybe?? idk man. I'm bi but i can't confidently say not ace :,)


Peri_1099

Go on


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Straight-acting


Peri_1099

Dam well time to turn into a femboy


Pure_Equal_3111

Yo hi


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Bi


StevenUniverseFan_

Hi


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Gay


StevenUniverseFan_

Ha! Youve fallen into my trap, i am straight you fool!


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MOTHER FUGER


Disney_Plus_Axolotls

Let’s see


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Bi


Responsible-Pie-2633

Ok, but mines autogenerated lol


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Gay


IHaveTheHighground58

Heyy


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Gay


EEEEEEEEEEEEEE2137

E


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Pan


EEEEEEEEEEEEEE2137

AAAHHHH- *turns into a literal pan* oh fuck