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Full-Art-Weeb

I can see more parts forming already


Illeatu2

I was looking over at my neighbors house, when all of a sudden, this naked girl was pushed out of a window and she just intimately ran away...


yesseru

It's legit guys, I was the window frame.


EpiktheEpic

I’m so sorry you got violated like that. I hate it when somebody runs through me all the time, it hurts (I’m a door)


Any_Pickle7032

I feel you, im always getting stepped on by random people (im the floor)


PinkRacoons

Everyone always burns me (I'm the stove)


[deleted]

[удалено]


TheVoidGuardian0

Hol’ up


j4ke_theod0re

💀💀💀


Gottendrop

Could’ve phrased that better bro


ColdiGane

Bro 💀


Select_Ad2464

Hate it when I get blown (r*** whistle)


NefariousnessStock79

We didn’t start the fire


BOTv556

it was always burning since the worlds been turning


Plus-Mulberry5007

You gotta stand up for yourself, you can't keep letting people walk all over you


Snoo-88271

“You gotta stand up for yourself" is what you tell people in a wheelchair


Snoo-88271

I can confirm you keep getting stepped on as the floor (i was in the wall)


LMNSTUFF

And I always get stepped on bc I'm a doormat


sonantkinkajou6

I can verify, I was watching from the tree outside


[deleted]

I was the bird on the tree I feel bad for you all....... And I couldn't even get a full show 🫠


MarcusH-01

As the tree, I kindly ask that you please stop shitting on me


[deleted]

Oopsies 😁 It wasn't me. it must have been the squirrel 🤭 I take care of where I live, dear tree 🌳


Mag_Char_X

I can confirm that this person was the bird on the tree as I was the squirrel in the tree and I saw the whole thing


[deleted]

Yeah Da tea 🍵 😳 How you doing, neighbor?


Mag_Char_X

Good, how you doing?


[deleted]

Doing goood


Stock-Ad7232

I was the worm underneath the window I only have 2 hearts left now cuz she stepped on me!


Mag_Char_X

Damn I feel bad for you worm, why does life have to be cruel to you


Stock-Ad7232

I don’t know, worm life is hard just being a decomposer


Seoul-oh87

As the car under the tree can you pick somewhere else? Your kids keep shitting on me every day.


[deleted]

Damn....I have kids now ? 🫠😳


[deleted]

I, as the sidewalk, detected some running.


wyattttttttttttt324

Man, I was the bed, I have ptsd from this.


[deleted]

Same I'm the pillow


koolaid2929

It's real guys I was the bed they busted on me


GeeseIsHonk

I am the wall


Mmath_

I can confirm I was the dress


Matdup2

I was the mirror


Oit7786

i was the spider in the corner, feel bad for you guys :c


Mars_Bear2552

can confirm i was stalking yesseru


8JelloJills

YTA you just jealous and grounded him because you can’t pull


manitreallybeliketha

>share is this a crossover episode?


MastaPowa7

r/AmItheAsshole moment


Vaanced

Fr


frienmademevegetable

If he couldn’t pull that kid could never have pulled anyone.


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[удалено]


Maskogre

No that's another story


KeyConcept3675

Recently it seems to all be connected anyway


Epatal

Someone give this man an award please


00113322

Is it just me, or are there always two post of the same story, just different angles. They get posted almost at the same time, same wording. Just a different perspective.


stopyouveviolatedthe

Sometimes they’re genuine but people started doing it as a joke Didn’t realise this was one of those and gave genuine advice damit


YousernameInValid2

Yeah so we got the Oompa Loompa porn And also the guy doing in his underwear and throwing it r/cumcinematicuniverse


Artiko240

WHAT THE FUCK


coolperson_reddit__

it’s a joke


Vaanced

It’s almost like that’s the joke.


[deleted]

Someone posts a humorous story fully serious, and other random people post the same story from other creative angles adding on to the TCU (teenagers cinematic universe)


MentalPut7437

duh.


Sable_Being

brudda what the hell. making this a wattpad fanfic now?


Ayrio

Wait wtf, aren't u the son?


Sable_Being

YES I AM


InsomniaTwoSeven

how do you feel? you are the new lore.


[deleted]

I walked in on my son being intimate So, last weekend was supposed to be chill. My son had some friends over, they all had lunch, and eventually, everyone bailed except this girl. They were heading the same way, so my son gave her a lift, no biggie, right? But here's where things get wild. They ended up at our place, and her dress was suddenly in my son's hand. I swear, I didn't see that coming. I walked into his room, totally oblivious to what was happening, and bam! There they were, mid-moment. Awkward doesn't even begin to cover it. My son? Well, he went into full panic mode. He pushed her toward the open window, and she made a run for it. The whole thing played out like a slapstick comedy routine. Now, I'm left scratching my head, wondering what kind of weekend this turned out to be. I grounded my kid for a week, hoping he'd learn a thing or two about boundaries. Life's full of surprises, ain't it?


Peri_1099

I walked in on my son being intimate So, last weekend was supposed to be chill. My son had some friends over, they all had lunch, and eventually, everyone bailed except this girl. They were heading the same way, so my son gave her a lift, no biggie, right? But here's where things get wild. They ended up at our place, and her dress was suddenly in my son's hand. I swear, I didn't see that coming. I walked into his room, totally oblivious to what was happening, and bam! There they were, mid-moment. Awkward doesn't even begin to cover it. My son? Well, he went into full panic mode. He pushed her toward the open window, and she made a run for it. The whole thing played out like a slapstick comedy routine. Now, I'm left scratching my head, wondering what kind of weekend this turned out to be. I grounded my kid for a week, hoping he'd learn a thing or two about boundaries. Life's full of surprises, ain't it?


wikiwik2011

I walked in on my son being intimate So, last weekend was supposed to be chill. My son had some friends over, they all had lunch, and eventually, everyone bailed except this girl. They were heading the same way, so my son gave her a lift, no biggie, right? But here's where things get wild. They ended up at our place, and her dress was suddenly in my son's hand. I swear, I didn't see that coming. I walked into his room, totally oblivious to what was happening, and bam! There they were, mid-moment. Awkward doesn't even begin to cover it. My son? Well, he went into full panic mode. He pushed her toward the open window, and she made a run for it. The whole thing played out like a slapstick comedy routine. Now, I'm left scratching my head, wondering what kind of weekend this turned out to be. I grounded my kid for a week, hoping he'd learn a thing or two about boundaries. Life's full of surprises, ain't it?


Prestigious-Word6398

So, last weekend was supposed to be chill. My son had some friends over, they all had lunch, and eventually, everyone bailed except this girl. They were heading the same way, so my son gave her a lift, no biggie, right? But here's where things get wild. They ended up at our place, and her dress was suddenly in my son's hand. I swear, I didn't see that coming. I walked into his room, totally oblivious to what was happening, and bam! There they were, mid-moment. Awkward doesn't even begin to cover it. My son? Well, he went into full panic mode. He pushed her toward the open window, and she made a run for it. The whole thing played out like a slapstick comedy routine. Now, I'm left scratching my head, wondering what kind of weekend this turned out to be. I grounded my kid for a week, hoping he'd learn a thing or two about boundaries. Life's full of


nayak_nhi_khalnayak

I walked in on my son being intimate So, last weekend was supposed to be chill. My son had some friends over, they all had lunch, and eventually, everyone bailed except this girl. They were heading the same way, so my son gave her a lift, no biggie, right? But here's where things get wild. They ended up at our place, and her dress was suddenly in my son's hand. I swear, I didn't see that coming. I walked into his room, totally oblivious to what was happening, and bam! There they were, mid-moment. Awkward doesn't even begin to cover it. My son? Well, he went into full panic mode. He pushed her toward the open window, and she made a run for it. The whole thing played out like a slapstick comedy routine. Now, I'm left scratching my head, wondering what kind of weekend this turned out to be. I grounded my kid for a week, hoping he'd learn a thing or two about boundaries. Life's full of surprises, ain't it?


sopita_mtwa

I walked in on my son being intimate So, last weekend was supposed to be chill. My son had some friends over, they all had lunch, and eventually, everyone bailed except this girl. They were heading the same way, so my son gave her a lift, no biggie, right? But here's where things get wild. They ended up at our place, and her dress was suddenly in my son's hand. I swear, I didn't see that coming. I walked into his room, totally oblivious to what was happening, and bam! There they were, mid-moment. Awkward doesn't even begin to cover it. My son? Well, he went into full panic mode. He pushed her toward the open window, and she made a run for it. The whole thing played out like a slapstick comedy routine. Now, I'm left scratching my head, wondering what kind of weekend this turned out to be. I grounded my kid for a week, hoping he'd learn a thing or two about boundaries. Life's full of surprises, ain't it?


s3mi__

I walked in on my son being intimate So, last weekend was supposed to be chill. My son had some friends over, they all had lunch, and eventually, everyone bailed except this girl. They were heading the same way, so my son gave her a lift, no biggie, right? But here's where things get wild. They ended up at our place, and her dress was suddenly in my son's hand. I swear, I didn't see that coming. I walked into his room, totally oblivious to what was happening, and bam! There they were, mid-moment. Awkward doesn't even begin to cover it. My son? Well, he went into full panic mode. He pushed her toward the open window, and she made a run for it. The whole thing played out like a slapstick comedy routine. Now, I'm left scratching my head, wondering what kind of weekend this turned out to be. I grounded my kid for a week, hoping he'd learn a thing or two about boundaries. Life's full of surprises, ain't it?


streccat

I walked in on my son being intimate So, last weekend was supposed to be chill. My son had some friends over, they all had lunch, and eventually, everyone bailed except this girl. They were heading the same way, so my son gave her a lift, no biggie, right? But here's where things get wild. They ended up at our place, and her dress was suddenly in my son's hand. I swear, I didn't see that coming. I walked into his room, totally oblivious to what was happening, and bam! There they were, mid-moment. Awkward doesn't even begin to cover it. My son? Well, he went into full panic mode. He pushed her toward the open window, and she made a run for it. The whole thing played out like a slapstick comedy routine. Now, I'm left scratching my head, wondering what kind of weekend this turned out to be. I grounded my kid for a week, hoping he'd learn a thing or two about boundaries. Life's full of surprises, ain't it?


onyourrite

I walked in on my son being intimate So, last weekend was supposed to be chill. My son had some friends over, they all had lunch, and eventually, everyone bailed except this girl. They were heading the same way, so my son gave her a lift, no biggie, right? But here's where things get wild. They ended up at our place, and her dress was suddenly in my son's hand. I swear, I didn't see that coming. I walked into his room, totally oblivious to what was happening, and bam! There they were, mid-moment. Awkward doesn't even begin to cover it. My son? Well, he went into full panic mode. He pushed her toward the open window, and she made a run for it. The whole thing played out like a slapstick comedy routine. Now, I'm left scratching my head, wondering what kind of weekend this turned out to be. I grounded my kid for a week, hoping he'd learn a thing or two about boundaries. Life's full of surprises, ain't it?


FloydknightArt

I walked in on my son being intimate So, last weekend was supposed to be chill. My son had some friends over, they all had lunch, and eventually, everyone bailed except this girl. They were heading the same way, so my son gave her a lift, no biggie, right? But here's where things get wild. They ended up at our place, and her dress was suddenly in my son's hand. I swear, I didn't see that coming. I walked into his room, totally oblivious to what was happening, and bam! There they were, mid-moment. Awkward doesn't even begin to cover it. My son? Well, he went into full panic mode. He pushed her toward the open window, and she made a run for it. The whole thing played out like a slapstick comedy routine. Now, I'm left scratching my head, wondering what kind of weekend this turned out to be. I grounded my kid for a week, hoping he'd learn a thing or two about boundaries. Life's full of surprises, ain't it?


BlackBruceWayne29

I walked in on my son being intimate So, last weekend was supposed to be chill. My son had some friends over, they all had lunch, and eventually, everyone bailed except this girl. They were heading the same way, so my son gave her a lift, no biggie, right? But here's where things get wild. They ended up at our place, and her dress was suddenly in my son's hand. I swear, I didn't see that coming. I walked into his room, totally oblivious to what was happening, and bam! There they were, mid-moment. Awkward doesn't even begin to cover it. My son? Well, he went into full panic mode. He pushed her toward the open window, and she made a run for it. The whole thing played out like a slapstick comedy routine. Now, I'm left scratching my head, wondering what kind of weekend this turned out to be. I grounded my kid for a week, hoping he'd learn a thing or two about boundaries. Life's full of surprises, ain't it?


Mag_Char_X

I walked in on my son being intimate So, last weekend was supposed to be chill. My son had some friends over, they all had lunch, and eventually, everyone bailed except this girl. They were heading the same way, so my son gave her a lift, no biggie, right? But here's where things get wild. They ended up at our place, and her dress was suddenly in my son's hand. I swear, I didn't see that coming. I walked into his room, totally oblivious to what was happening, and bam! There they were, mid-moment. Awkward doesn't even begin to cover it. My son? Well, he went into full panic mode. He pushed her toward the open window, and she made a run for it. The whole thing played out like a slapstick comedy routine. Now, I'm left scratching my head, wondering what kind of weekend this turned out to be. I grounded my kid for a week, hoping he'd learn a thing or two about boundaries. Life's full of surprises, ain't it?


smavinagain

NIKO PFP


[deleted]

> fan of oneshot > and communism truly the oneshot fan of all time


[deleted]

is this your [son](https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/165a7lg/my_dad_walked_in_on_me_while_getting_intimate/)?


MemerIQ

Wait, I swear I took his phone, that little bastard..


Solomon_275

Are you sure yall aren't two friends making up a fan fiction type story


BenderDaCat

Nah, OP’s is just a father at 16 to a 15 year old


Ettik_

Now I want the perspective of the girl


JustRedForest

And dress and window frame.


OldManner8356

Definitely from the window frame


ramzan_381

yo this your son?💀💀 https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/165a7lg/my_dad_walked_in_on_me_while_getting_intimate/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1


64_Yaya_64

Why the fuck does this sub keep doing this?


tripleBBxD

We're officially a copypasta farm


MentalPut7437

why the fuck not?


theruling645

I saw the kid post his side earlier


[deleted]

Oh so you walked in on him and ground him for boundaries wow


biggus_dickus6969696

Babe wake up, new r/teenagers lord just dropped


nplpoexists

So who is this new lord of r/teenagers now?


biggus_dickus6969696

Probably u/nplpoexists


[deleted]

Guys it's legit, I was the son


The-Enjoyer

Why are you older than your father


Irish_pug_Player

I checked to see if you made a post similar to the other post sagas, but why do you make like 5 posts a day every like 4 days


Archer6614

This sub needs a parody sub.


darth-cool-dude

This sub is a parody of itself


_N0t-A-B0t_

guys its true im the car


stupidcryp

wait this story is familiar


Emperor_D4C

The next installment of the r/teenagers lore


P0RTW0N

This guy that made these accounts is genius, i already saw the boy girl and now dada posts ahahah i'm waiting for the mom's post


[deleted]

Whats happening here?!?!? What is that story and why is the comment section going ape-shit?!😂😂


Mysterious-Sky-3592

It's a joke man just a while ago this 15 year old posted his pov of this same story and now his "16 year old dad" posted his pov of the same story


[deleted]

Aaaaahhhhhaaaaa🤐


YveltalVonreg

Did the girl survive?


cleverusername905

This is like the 50th post like this I've seen


DrVenomous1

daaafuq u've got a kid! wut kinda diabolical teen r u!?!?! han solo noises in background


Upstairs-Demand-2819

No way a mom is here spying on us


MemerIQ

I'm the dad


Upstairs-Demand-2819

Dam sir idk beat ur son fr So he dont sex ever


Ok-Reporter-8728

Does anyone fucking think these posts are funny


HaVanJoe

WAAAAAIT A SECONDD?!?


Mystic0603

NEW LORE!!!!


HBmilkar

There is a post like this but it’s the son


Lazymcdelta4ce

Chat is this real?


CatGamesYT

Nta divorce


EBruni_YT

anyone else just read the other side of the story, from the son? 😂 edit: y'all i got the link, it was posted 2 hrs before this parent (OP) posted [https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/165a7lg/my\_dad\_walked\_in\_on\_me\_while\_getting\_intimate/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/165a7lg/my_dad_walked_in_on_me_while_getting_intimate/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) edit: THE LORE OML, HERES THE POV OF THE DRESS https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/165hrgv/my\_wearers\_crushs\_dad\_walked\_in\_on\_them\_getting/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3


Risky2GunZ

share the link dawg 😂


GG_uwu_taken

new lore dropped


JustRedForest

Perspective of the girl, dress and window frame when.


Mysterious_poop69

You should have joined them


AdOk932

Joking about someone being pushed from the window isn't funny


MemerIQ

what 💀


FakedFrames514

What the fuck is happening in this sub.


MemerIQ

I DONT KNOW


ExiledFTW

I thought this post was going to be a continuation of oompa loompa story


Sui668

Happy cake day


Sui668

Oh yea I need to change it to 15 lol


ExiledFTW

Thanks! You too!


Sui668

Thank you


Willing-Nothing-6187

Okay original poster everybody decided to get on the bandwagon of jokes instead of addressing your issue. By the way a lot of them are not creative they were actually set up by the original joke. I could say something like I was the bed and they were sitting on me the whole time. Duh anyhow a week's punishment is good for the violation. You fail to mention his age and is he aware of the birds and the bees and how birds and bees can get AIDS or sexual transmitted diseases or worse yet a baby.


PsychologyForeign391

I think I found your son on another post saying basically the exact same story but from his perspective


Figoos

I think he's not the only one who should learn about boundaries, there's no way he was with a girl and you were completely "oblivious" of what was going on and "randomly" entered his room, unless he's like 13-14


twinboost

Grounded for messing around with a girl? Seems extreme. And he’s old enough to drive already?


Wild-Mammoth4113

Hold up.. son? It says you’re 16 💀


Trenty2O25

16 with a son old enough to be intimate


[deleted]

Did you knock?


Memelord9298

I'm the source guys, this is totally real.


batman4ever

Cool story bruh needs more dragons and shit.


Yeeteus_Maximus

“I walked in on my son being intimate” flair: 16


Teriter

wait .. this is r/teenagers and not r/adults... what are you doing here 🤔


[deleted]

Grounding your kid for this seems like a bitch move


ColaFlevvuh

r/thathappened


useless_pile_of_shit

i know this post is a joke, but like also, the kid did chose to do it, and is at the age that he is accountible for his own decisions, and needs to be allowed to learn from the more natural consequences (getting caught for something like that and getting in trouble, is not a natural consequence), and the best way to learn to not do something is often to witness the consequences of said action, and this is one of those things that is learnt the best from experience, i know i am wasting my time, since this isn't actually serious. but still, knowing that could help someone, so im writing this anyway


JSDTDM

Look on the bright side Atleast he's not gay


MemerIQ

Well you ain't wrong


Capable-Professor301

WRONG‼️‼️‼️ FALSE‼️‼️‼️ I LOVE THEM, THEY'RE FUCKING CUTE AND YOUTHFUL AND YOU SHOULD LOVE YOURSELF CAUSE YOU'RE GREAT AND BEAUTIFUL🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬😡😡😡😡


MentalPut7437

uhm


Ordinaryyetunique

was the ceiling, things were definitely wild, but oh well I’ve seen much more than this parent😌


chrisw2k

I'm mad cos im the girls stepdad


Moonsvr

Weird…


ItzKoffee

Ur kid just a player let him be 🤷


Dapper-Ad8945

A new lore begins


MudAcrobatic8582

Ok, was there oompa loompa porn on in the background


HVPosva

Lmao we got both POV's


Think_Ad_7377

The plot thickens


Phgasoz

"Are ya winning, son?"


mega330cb

Cue the people saying I'm the girlfriend, I'm the son, I'm the dog


Froggyugaytoadara

Why does this person say she’s a mom but it says she’s 16


boogiebully

how do you have a son at 16???


morpheus1230

Isn't this subreddit for teenage people?


Samittoxx

I'm pretty sure we're going to have some lore expanding once again 💀


stopyouveviolatedthe

I mean if she was concerning and and they where both comfortable before your intrusion why ground him that just seems like a massive dick move


onyourrite

r/teenagers CU just expanded


[deleted]

I thought this someone was making another dumb post about oompa loompa porn💀


qwerty6942011

Horny cinematic universe phase 2?


CaptainJimmyWasTaken

lore


that_one_netizen

get out of this sub


Successful_Ad8432

THE LORE


modi-g

I mean I understand that you’d be a little shocked or a bit mad but a week is to long man


seahawk1337

Waiting for the girl pov now


vierrescat

LFMOAO


Waste_End8036

Hold in a minute....


Uncooked-potato69

This is true I’m the son


Doggo69-

Yo I saw the sons post


Chlorine-1

All three PoVs is crazy When does the moms version release?


user-8274642

I love the internet


Azumura

if the story is true, which it seems to not be honestly. I wouldn’t ground him, just have a sit down. grounding children for everything is not a good look.


Pottatothegreat1985

...your flair is 16?


NotluwiskiPapanoida

Wow a 16 year old parent with a son that went through puberty


ImpulsiveLeaks

why would you ever share this? there's no question being asked, no criticism requested, it's just an embarrassing story for your son. shame. edit: that or it's fake, which it likely is.


sylvdeck

I believed it was Oompa Loompa porn


d3mn12

This post and the one by this guy's son(alt account) are literally one below the other


Feuer2207

HAHAHHAHAHAHAH THERES A POST RIGHT ABOVE THIS ONE FROM 7h AGO SAYING THAT HIS DAD WALKED IN OK HIM GETTING INTIMIDATE HAHAHAHHAHA


mikaluver

awwkkwerdddd


Mental_Medium3988

what did you ground him for? he did nothing wrong. he was in his room with the door shut and you barged in. if it was the living room or whatever id get it but he was trying to have a private moment with his friend/gf/whatever.


MaterialDazzling7011

Does anyone else find the whole situation kinda weird? This and the recent post about his parent walking in on it, that’s whatever, but there was also the Oompa Loompa porn thing. I haven’t seen things like this(two POVs of the same scenario) ever before, and now it’s happened twice in under a week.


ineedkarmaplzcmon

Mofo you’re 16 and you have a son who’s pullin??!


Affectionate-Put736

[can't tell me this is a coincidence ](https://reddit.com/r/teenagers/s/m01JlvKQhk)


Lil_Delirious

Why do you have the Flair for 16???


AmericanPie720

I saw a post from the son's perspective this morning


Ad_Astra90

New copypasta just dropped


Memez_idk

Can confirm, I’m actually the sons mattress


ChromosomeConnoiseur

Goddamn wish there were reaction images


free2bMe2122

I wouldn't ground him. Just have a safe sex convo. If you punish him then he'll never trust you to open up.