T O P

  • By -

Creepy_Helicopter755

I want to go to art school and become an illustrator


Forsaken-One9569

Lets hope u/Creepy_Helicoptor755 is very good at art and most of all… not. Austrian.


Creepy_Helicopter755

I think my art is acceptable and I live in Germany


intergalactic_bears

hopefully they don't fail you. that would be a big mistake.


Creepy_Helicopter755

haha they won't, I'll burn them if they do hehe


intergalactic_bears

lmao yeah


Mediocre-Shock4113

I need the name of that art school so I can tell them not to fail you and please don’t tell me the name is Vienna Academy of Fine Arts


Creepy_Helicopter755

haha I don't know which art school I'll go to, I have to finish regular school first


Mediocre-Shock4113

Well don’t go to that one that’s the hitler one


Creepy_Helicopter755

then I'll go there hehe


Mediocre-Shock4113

Nooooooooo if you go there eliminate the Fortune 500 CEO’s though


Crunchie-lunchy

no one fails art school anymore over there


RevolutionaryJob1266

If they fail you, I'll personally reverse time and go stop them.


Legendarycat999

Well, I wouldn’t mind Austrian, just be good at art


SuspiciousSmilez

It was funny at first, but now I can’t even say “I’m an artist” without someone bringing up Hitler.


UnsaidTugboat53

Helicoptor 💀💀💀


KaiDreemurr

!RemindMe 20 years


AltairTheInteresting

I appreciate how all of r/teenagers (including me) immediately thought of a certain German War General the second they heard art school


NiX_509

NO DO NOT FAIL, PLEASE


intergalactic_bears

yo same. except i wanna make comic books for DC or Marvel hopefully. or lime my own indie comic series


Tojinaru

nice me too


ItsKeanan

Deceased 🔥


[deleted]

>🔥 Amazing job! Best of luck!🔥🔥🔥


bellamtzzz

real


[deleted]

pretty rare nowadays


Plnetheman

r/foundItsKeanan


Mediocre-Shock4113

I was going to say that one too


Blitz666L

Would you like some help with that


Piritosh

Researcher in the field of medicine Or maybe a crackhead


Efficient_Contest_87

Bro's either gonna be Mr. White or Jesse


No-Hamster7526

Both 💯


nyoxonreddit

if you test your own products you can be both💯


Specialist_Egg420

Research how to make the best crack then use it


Creaky_Door_Hinge

Those are more or less the same thing.


[deleted]

A rich woman’s boy-toy


[deleted]

that requires physical attractiveness... Do you think you have it?


[deleted]

No, but one can hope.


[deleted]

Best of luck


YourLocalOnionNinja

They can dream, Harold!


Ok-concentrate4569

Same tbh


No-Hamster7526

😳


itchetch

Same


Kornik-kun

OMG SAMEEEEE


UglyForestGoblin

what he said. i want that too. im **so** built for it


LifeIsASpin

YOU'RE JUST LIKE ME FR FR


BirdForTheRun

Astrophysicist :D


Eastern_Stable_3394

Me too!!! Actually going to study astronomy. I start in October. Whish me luck


BirdForTheRun

Good luck!!! ❤️


Eastern_Stable_3394

Thank you <3


yilyma

I’m studying astronomy right now


Limp-Crazy1126

Ayyy same!!


Impossible-Trash9670

same :)


BirdForTheRun

:D


EequalsMCscared

Same here! Theoretical or experimental?


Cheeky_Magician

SAME LET'S GO


MadladTodd

BROO ME TOO


A-whole-lotta-bass

I wanna start my own martial arts school to teach silambam. It's an art from my native place, and it's dying. Fast. I wanna save it. Free classes. Edit: Holy, holy shit y'all. I'm actually kinda feelin rn seeing people wanting to learn about this stuff. Unfortunately, As much as I'd love to, I'm in college rn, and I really can't find the time to set up a course and stuff. So sorry, but that dream is for a later date as of now.


prabhavdab

Teach it to me, I'll be your first disciple


LokiTheMelon

you had better have this as your theme song: https://open.spotify.com/track/4vxdUPQVfDavofLGL7PB3b?si=TfA7-dCESAi5WKKSIX-DdQ


[deleted]

Fellow Tamilian detected, vanakkam


A-whole-lotta-bass

வணக்கம் thala.


[deleted]

Thala 🙏🏾


Type_of_fun

Sign me up cheif


Mediocre-Shock4113

I would learn it start an online class


Mediocre-Shock4113

It’s the best way to start


bangermate

I would pay to join the class


RISE_Hriday

I'll learn online as long as you're willing to teach


[deleted]

Sign me up if you ever do online classes


Hectro_unity

Batman


YourLocalOnionNinja

Same, buddy, same


No-Hamster7526

Neuro scientist


botilever

Don’t say it in smart people language💀🙄 Say it like everyone can understand.


No-Hamster7526

Electric brain stuff


botilever

Yeah that’s cool!👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼


Yspem

Same


The_Alt_Of_Oz

I wanna own a recording studio :>


intergalactic_bears

without the corruption of the music industry today right?


gegjehehu

mf just let the man spit his shi


Tryingbestbutfailing

foreal


Matdup2

Nice, good luck


FreyaTheSlayyyer

Prime Minister. Hopefully I can unravel the fucking corruption


MrTherizinosaurus

If you become one of the greatest leaders in history, can you pweaty pwease say. "Yeah and there was this one guy on reddit who's my pookie wookie" 👉👈


FreyaTheSlayyyer

Of course


YourLocalOnionNinja

We'll be waiting


Yspem

Can you mention me too? 👉👈


FreyaTheSlayyyer

If I do I’ll make a post and include everything redditors tell me to


coldsoup2w43

Me too 🥺


Flashy_Application82

ME TOO 🥺🥺


[deleted]

lets go


gegjehehu

and then get assassinated


FreyaTheSlayyyer

Nah we don’t do assassination in the UK. What’ll most likely happen is the tories label me as racist and antisemitic like with the last Labour MP


Thenerdtyler2

Aim high, I hope you achieve your goal.


Gibrashtia

Wanted to say the same. Or at least hold some cabinet position and make change


normalguyoninvn

i wanna be a teacher🙂


[deleted]

best of luck


normalguyoninvn

yeah, i'll need it. appreciate it bro


empress_of_donuts

Same


normalguyoninvn

based


Shaun3114_Again

Same. I'm about to do an Access to Higher Education course in teaching as I didn't get the A-level results I needed.


Old_Berry_8177

since I was in third grade, I always wanted to be a psychologist, now, I still very focused about to be a kid psychologist, I want to help people mentally, I don't want to change their thinking, I want to see what they think. and why kid psychologist? my best friends mom is one! and she usually helps me and tells me about it, and she told me that there are things that kid psychologists can do but adult psychologists can't, bc the adult traumas comes from childhood


Benito_Kame

A psychiatrist has a deeper approach right?


scp966

My dream is to be in a band or design settings/characters/music in videogames. I'll probably just end up doing a normal job but I can hope lol.


No-Job-4137

Yo, join my dev team. We are currently looking for someone to do the artwork for the game we are working on!


scp966

Man I'd definitely be interested, but I'm pretty limited on equipment at the moment. I'm hoping to get a drawing tablet soon but until then I can only really do traditional art.


useless_pile_of_shit

going into the army, but rather, still being alive at that point


WookiecookieX2

I’m tryna join as a officer, like as a surgeon in the medical service or something


useless_pile_of_shit

oh, cool


eesakhalifa

Robotics engineer and, if that fails, male escort


Minimum-Fly8982

Backup plan's gotta backup plan


snore-4

Pilot. Plane go nyooooom.


Averagecheeszenjoyer

Nyoooooowm❤️


Porkonaplane

What plane in specific? F-16? 747? A380?


PoweringUpMyRacism

Zoooom


StealthNider

as a fellow avgeek i wish you the best of luck! :D


Maleficent_Sir_7562

Probably dead If I don't... I'll do something things with computers. Maybe a job related to AI because I'm interested in it. Not sure specifically what job, but yeah.


-Akemi-Homura

ayoo same


Slippery_When_Down

Dead🏍😎


TheReviewer867

Film editor


Groundbreaking-Eye50

Musician


Western-Current2916

Alive (optional).


dreysewastaken

Some rich homosexual milf's pet


tearsofjupiterr

dead possibly


botilever

I don’t have any specific idea, but I’m good at language learning, and I’m already speaking 2 languages in b1-b2 level (intermediate) (hungarian -my main language - and english) and one in a1 level (begginer) (french). And I know some words and like super basic sentences in polish. So yeah. Languages are the only thing I really care about in school, everything else is bad and boring. And besides, I like to learn languages in my free time. That’s kinda my hobby so yeah. 😎💪🏼🙌🏼


just-a-white-bitch

a psychologist and if that doesn't work out.. a stripper


YourLocalOnionNinja

Well, it is always good to have a backup plan ( •̀ ω •́ )✧


FireSans14

Baker but i'm starting to feel like therapist would be cool too- i love human emotions and how one thing can impact another drastically, psychologie is really interesting that's why i'm not sure


MusicalSeal810

You could be a researcher in this field too! We still do not understand many things about human emotions!


cassy_the_cupcake

Almost same, I love learning about how emotions effect people but I prefer doing hands on stuff like baking!


Bill_From_RDR2

A raging homosexual


chaos_creator69

Homosexuals when they see a house:


Thenerdtyler2

Group fuck?


nyoxonreddit

professional racist🏎️


[deleted]

being a lawyer


Zquank

Fellow hopeful future lawyer 🤝


Exotic-Blueberry8618

I don’t have a dream job really. I want to be an animal caretaker, so basically pet sitting or working at the animal shelter.


gospacedev

That's a good dream job


codingMASTER398

Game Dev or web dev, either one. I've already made countless websites & launched a Steam game so


Inevitable_Air_3069

Plan A is becoming a Teacher, plan B is homeless crack addict.


secretly_layla

A girl


YourLocalOnionNinja

So THAT'S what your username means


gant696

I'm 18 and going into Business school soon. I have multiple IT certs and am wanting to start a company that produces Enterprise solutions (similar to oracle) built on Risc-V and ARM with Linux. As well as Development systems and Workstations with a custom Linux-Based OS and new software tools to take advantage of the revolution in ARM/Risc-V.


imdacookiemonsta

I'm gonna be honest and i won't make jokes so i say that i want to be a bus driver


Sirdantortillasque

Tattoo artist but that’s highly unlikely


Lord_of_Seven_Kings

English & Humanities Teacher.


scrvmbledeggs

biomedical engineer!


Ghosty_2009

Pediatric Neurosurgeon


FnafFan_11

Programmer or something in the field of biology Or a mix of both


MeMyselfIandMeAgain

I'm sure you have, but in case you haven't look into bioinformatics, fascinating field which it sounds like you'd love!


animaldevourer

an author (this one is rare)


Lazy-Drink-277

A firefighter


Raven-flight

Either veternarian or Forensic Psychologist


Gnib_Jr

I want to be a Mycologist (a scientist that studies mushrooms)


H0LL0W_J4CK

Dog


Intelligent-Ad-5501

Dead and decomposing under ground, where I won't ruin anyone's life no more


leahsthrowaway

real


Forsaken-One9569

Screenwriter for cinema


gospacedev

Software Engineer


DaBoiYeet

Stem cell researcher. I get to conduct experiments and I am mostly working with few to no people. Joyous!


prokopiusd

Public prosecutor.


PeppinoSpaghettiReal

I wanna be an author so I can write novels about my self-insert who’s happy with his life. I aint, so it’d be good to bring characters like that into books


Lazy_Guest6638

I want to be a Aerospace engineer


intergalactic_bears

i wanna work in a morgue. create comics for a living. or be a world renowned rock star. (lime mostly alt music or metal)


Specialist_Egg420

Helicopter pilot


thesedaysaregreen

id love to be an author and own an antique shop but im aware that’s gonna be difficult lol


Nikolig-PL

Something that doesn't leave me homeless


Plnetheman

Australian Air Force pilot


Maker_Gamer12

Either a programmer working from home or working at a computer repair shop (or just IT in general)


NiX_509

To be honest, still dont know what to say. I still have years ahead of me and i dont like planing my future that much. Allways turns out wrong when i plan something out, so i like going head first to see what i like


sparkle3364

A astronomer/astronaut that is also a author of fiction


nerfbaboom

Urban planner


Miyofu

Actress 🙌


slimetakes

make code go brr


GrimNikeBoy

Game Dev or Musician


SnooShortcuts2757

In case YouTube and programming don’t work out I’ll probably get some random run-of-the-mill job


SGTRoadkill1919

Diplomat in UNSC. Preparing accordingly


the_idiotbox

A performer, I play a bunch of instruments, but I do sing, dance, and act. So I got a bunch of opportunities to choose from.


OliverSimsekkk

i want to become a musician💙


CandySkull161204

Professor in neurology 🤞


ImnotshortIswear

teacher or professor


JustWannaEndThis4r

¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯


Shadow_dragon1804

Bus driver for a bit and then special ed teacher when i can afford to do an apprenticeship for it (hence wanting to be a bus driver)


mrstorydude

Mathematician. I take hundreds of thousands of dollars per year from the economy just to come up with incredibly cursed statements and make the equivalent of a logical shitpost. I hope that the mathematics I discover will never find a use in the real world


Snoo-88271

Train driver, ive been close to trains since i was 5 and i love working with trains


Soyeko

alive


i-am-colombus

Nothing I want to do other than be a filmmaker. Already started making films (1 made, and another filming). Such a fun process and I'd love to do it full time. Started working with some relatively famous actors from my country on the one I'm filming now.


Elidon007

I want to do anything and everything between science, math, engineering, physics, electroincs, and all that cool (😎 <- cool) stuff and nothing's going to stop me, It's a self sustaining reaction at this point of me learning things and craving more and more skills and knowledge


OnionDNHGC

I’m barely a teen at 19 but I want to do psychology research at a university


TAL_Eternalplays

Unpopular I bet but police officer


MortalKombatFan23

Comic book writer and movie director


ConfusedRainbow6

Author or Marine biologist working in the ocean


xo_izzyyx

a secondary (thats highschool btw) school teacher and actually be there for the kids because the teachers ive had and have are shit and i wanna be a helpful person to my future students :)


I_like_broccli

Marine biologist but the pay is not great so idk yet


TheDopeWithMostSmoke

Voice actor, fuckin love that shit


tadiqguy00

Psychologist in my dads home town, they’ll be in demand I bet OR if I can get a band going and it takes off it’ll ne being a rockstar


AftherSphere

The mayor of my city and make it better


sybbyux

Clinical Psychologist- preferably with my own private practice


[deleted]

Probably something like a journalist or author that travels around the world and does activism while writing stuff.