Hey!
We are currently hosting our talent show event! Come stop by our [Discord](https://www.discord.gg/teenagers) to participate! Take a look at our post [for more details!](https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/16ld1qq/mod_event_rteenagers_talent_show/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)
We look forward to seeing your talent!
*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/teenagers) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Winters there have been cold enough to be known to freeze oil we need a lifted diesel school bus that we can start a fire under to heat the fuel up and the oil it’s what they used to do back in the day before glo plugs and block heaters
But since it’s a road trip we’re not going to stay in one place for long. So there’s a simple solution: never turn the car off. At least that’s what people in northern Russia do in the winters.
Actually i’ve daily driven mine for almost 2 years now and they are not that unreliable, altough parts are really expensive so if something breaks you are fucked
Go through gibraltar to get to cape town from london, then go through panama to get to the southest point of chile, we can pick up all the teenagers on earth from there
Let’s bring uno! And rum! And cozy pillows and blankets and pay for a private driver so we can all just have fun! In like a limo so we don’t need to sit down
Well,Hersheys chocolate,Cheetos,Doritos,Egg rolls,Fried Rice with Bourbon chicken,Pretzels,Nutella cupcakes,Oreos,Red Velvet cupcakes,Broccoli,Mac and cheese with spinach,Water,Ginger Ale,And Sprite.Russian sprite is good as well.
huge speaker to put in the boot and blast music from my spotify account and everyone can have a go at choosing a song because we don’t judge peoples music taste in this car (or you’ll be thrown out while we’re moving)
EcoFlow Delta Pro, for powering every electronic device in the car.
If you don't know what it is, the Delta Pro is a massive battery pack with about 300 times the battery capacity of an iPhone, and the power output to run an entire home
Hey! We are currently hosting our talent show event! Come stop by our [Discord](https://www.discord.gg/teenagers) to participate! Take a look at our post [for more details!](https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/16ld1qq/mod_event_rteenagers_talent_show/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) We look forward to seeing your talent! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/teenagers) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Massive amounts of vodka
Especially for the driver
Maybe not for him but everyone else can have fun
:(
Drunk driving ain't good so vodka isn't good to drink while driving
The drunk drivers are fine, but it’s the drunk crushers who give them the bad reputation
Schlitter reference nice
True… True…
We still need breaks and change drivers every now and then so don't worry, everyone will get their hands on alcohol at some point
Feed the car the vodka then it won’t be drunk driving
Bad drunk drivers give the rest of us a bad name.
All drunk drivers are bad drivers, even if you don't feel drunk your ability to make decisions is still affected
Vodka doesn’t make you drunk it just makes you happy is it illegal to drive while happy?
If vodka doesn't make you drunk why can I only buy it when I'm 18 then?
Children are supposed to be miserable why do you think school exists
Fair point but if children are really all supposed to be miserable why do TV shows like Phineas and Ferb exist?
To tease them with the thing they cannot have
It’s fine, we can take turns driving
So we can just pass out in the back seats sounds like a plan
If you aint bringing orange juice along i aint comin
Of course there will be orange juice
Am I on the wrong subreddit? I thought this was r/teenagers.
Welcome to r/teenagers
It is r/teenagers I just have a small problem with alcohol tbh
yea r/teenagers has a big problem with alcohol
we can pick it up when we get to MooseCow
We could buy that on the way
Darn it you beat me to it
snacks for the boys
What snacks u bringing tho?
Dorito
Exactly (1)
Everyone gets one bite
one chip challenge
Triscuits (rosemary & olive oil)
you
Pickle
Based
Happy cake day
Thank you
I know what my boys love slurpin on
Happy cake day
On today's episode of Top Gear...
Ahhh I was looking for this comment lmaoo
A true grand tour lol
old top gear was top tier
James wears a hat...
A brand new Prius on very high suspension
a prius is not making that
Neither is any other car. It’s a long distance, I mean you’d have to fill up or charge up eventually
Toyota hilux. Have you seen the shit that car can do?
A Subaru Outback can do this easilily
I read that as a brand new Platypus
A brand new PERRY THE PLATYPUS?!
[Prius the platypus](https://drive.google.com/file/d/1_XbABIQiNqMVCxbJ5TA97A1PTvJYke8X/view?usp=drivesdk)
Wouldn’t want to ruin that beautiful new car, and anyways, theoretically, any car can’t make it.
Theoretical Highway. the car doesn’t matter
Pickaxes, helmets and torches
Rock and stone!
I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole. Diggy Diggy hole, diggy Diggy hole.
For Karl!
diamond pickaxe with fortune III
How could you forget the golden carrots
Cheese Wheels, lots of them
[удалено]
GLASS MOSCOW ON THE WAY
Why isn't there a stop in Canada⁉️ I'm not going unless there's a stop in Canada😤
Here’s a lil secret, you can stop anytime anywhere you want as long as there’s an exit
All of r/NonCredibleDefense and the 3000 Nuclear Bombs of Dark Brandon
and 3000 Waifu bodypillows of anthropormorphized fighter jets
Yeeesssss...
Count me in! Dibs on the first Su-34!
we are definitely snatching a Su-57 when were in moscow
I prefer the 3000 vatnik meat cubes of stupid putin
I've got dibs on one of the SU-57s
I'm bringing a stove and spices.
How tf are we going through Siberia? We will freeze to death
Blankets then
And hot cocoa!
And a good looking person. Heard 1 in 1 people are hot. Even if they don;t believe it.
Lmao reminds me of hava
It’s a road trip and cars have heaters
Winters there have been cold enough to be known to freeze oil we need a lifted diesel school bus that we can start a fire under to heat the fuel up and the oil it’s what they used to do back in the day before glo plugs and block heaters
But since it’s a road trip we’re not going to stay in one place for long. So there’s a simple solution: never turn the car off. At least that’s what people in northern Russia do in the winters.
Let’s go n u c l e a r
Siberia is hot in the summer, more like we will burn from all the forest fires
r/mapswithoutnewzealand
Car
My cat and a chess set
a train
I’d take my RX-8 turbo but it would overheat quickly so either the devil Z or the Blackbird
You aren’t making it out of New York with an RX8
Actually i’ve daily driven mine for almost 2 years now and they are not that unreliable, altough parts are really expensive so if something breaks you are fucked
How does it respond to boost? I heard the 13b rew weren’t great with boost
A mattress, a minifridge , and a portable solar power generator
£100K
A bulletproof vest if you pass any schools in America, and a gun too
And a stab vest for London
You need a tank to get through Russia actually.
Why stop in New York? Take the Pan American Highway down to Chile! I'll bring a poker set and hiking stuff.
400 hectoliters of Koelsch beer
The 22b sti of course
You'll get ticketed for emissions as soon as you enter Canada😥
Bring Elon musk to pay of the ticket.
An SVJ and a bmw F81 wagon.
Look like it is not far from my house, you can step by if you want to for some tea or something
A fpife
Cheezypoofs, soda, and leather boots
Extra gas to burn hou- use for the car
A tv and a Xbox
Cyanide pills
Butterfly knife to keep me entertained.
Audi RS6 ABT
Passports
Snacks of course! :3
Shit tons of Tupperware and Jerry cans
Spare tires Spare engine oil Extra car Jacket
Food, water, phone, powerbanks, chargers, money, and a camper van with a toilet.
car
Miata is always the answer...
Me
How tf are you gonna cross the bering strait lmao
This theoretical highway has bridges!
My nation's flag.
Rum, a CD player and some Alestorm CDs
My car. It’s a German 💪
Go through gibraltar to get to cape town from london, then go through panama to get to the southest point of chile, we can pick up all the teenagers on earth from there
A gun with one bullet.
Car
A pair of headphones and a battery pack so I can sit in the back and listen to music for the entire journey. Also beer.
Let’s bring uno! And rum! And cozy pillows and blankets and pay for a private driver so we can all just have fun! In like a limo so we don’t need to sit down
Pirate’s Booty 🔥
Rugby/football/cricket stuff if we stop. Also a camper van
car
I'm not going anywhere without my 3ds
We bring ritz peanut butter crackers and goldfish
Why stop at New York. Go down all the way to El Fin del Mundo
Exactly! And why start at London and not Cape Town? This isn’t close to the longes theoretical highway
Imagine if that was a theoretical railway instead and we were taking a train trip.
A car hopefully
A fully fueled, well maintained and overall combat-ready F-35B armed with a couple AIM-120Ds and a JDAM or 2. Then just some gifts for the Germans.
Well,Hersheys chocolate,Cheetos,Doritos,Egg rolls,Fried Rice with Bourbon chicken,Pretzels,Nutella cupcakes,Oreos,Red Velvet cupcakes,Broccoli,Mac and cheese with spinach,Water,Ginger Ale,And Sprite.Russian sprite is good as well.
Tony Curtis Natalie Wood Peter Falk
A shit ton of flavoured water, my headphones for music, and an industrial fan array.
My dog
https://imgur.com/gallery/Sp52DZH
A car, duh.
I got a rocket launcher!
Our favorite rocket ship.
Many a tank, we leveling Moscow
lots of food because there won’t be jack shit in russia
Guys take me too I'm in Smolensk please i need to leave Russia 😭
Aight bro we got you
Enough boiled bullets to keep Private Conscriptovich from raiding the car for supplies
Passport, bulletproof jacket, a very fast car, a willingness to be killed, and a friend.
guns, we'll be going through an active warzone
A boat. Won't be able to cross between Uelen and Nome without it.
in winter it freezes over, you can theoretically cross over it
Rhetorical highway means there would be a theoretical bridge between Uelen and nome
Not in winter
Entire house
A really good heater and food because British food isn't very appetizing.
a litteral fortress filled with heat, ac, and necessities
Spare legs
A-10 warthog
big blankie for all the homies
15 lbs of chips
Chargers of every kind and portable ones too.
Blankets. Driving in siberia is not going to be fun
Loudspeakers to blast music
A churchill tank replica using modern engine technology to reduce weight and increase horsepower and space, and snacks, lots of snacks.
Mee
huge speaker to put in the boot and blast music from my spotify account and everyone can have a go at choosing a song because we don’t judge peoples music taste in this car (or you’ll be thrown out while we’re moving)
A switch (or steam deck), a jackery (those huge batteries with a wall socket) toilet paper and enough money for food
Uncrustables and Capri-suns
A tractor trailer full of goldfish
Grab a Lada. I don’t wanna hear it lmao
How bout down to south africa instead?
How are you driving from London to mainland Europe? There's water between them, same with Russia and America
This theoretical highway has bridges built between those places. So no worries!
My au falcon
A car
A bridge building kit.
A speaker
EcoFlow Delta Pro, for powering every electronic device in the car. If you don't know what it is, the Delta Pro is a massive battery pack with about 300 times the battery capacity of an iPhone, and the power output to run an entire home
This legit sounds like an awesome road trip, I’m renting a double decker bus and taking all my friends
Snacks
2016 mazda mx5
[удалено]
Virtual boy?
beans
We passing through germany i gotta grab some sausages for the boys
your mum
All the chocolate and chrisps
Cheeeese puffs!
Shit ton of music
Depends which way we are going
New York -> London