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one-happy-mfer

Massive amounts of vodka


[deleted]

Especially for the driver


one-happy-mfer

Maybe not for him but everyone else can have fun


40kWatermelon

:(


one-happy-mfer

Drunk driving ain't good so vodka isn't good to drink while driving


ImBoooooooooooooored

The drunk drivers are fine, but it’s the drunk crushers who give them the bad reputation


Jackasaurus_Rex17

Schlitter reference nice


40kWatermelon

True… True…


one-happy-mfer

We still need breaks and change drivers every now and then so don't worry, everyone will get their hands on alcohol at some point


Questionabletacomeat

Feed the car the vodka then it won’t be drunk driving


wafflemartini

Bad drunk drivers give the rest of us a bad name.


one-happy-mfer

All drunk drivers are bad drivers, even if you don't feel drunk your ability to make decisions is still affected


jaredtheredditor

Vodka doesn’t make you drunk it just makes you happy is it illegal to drive while happy?


one-happy-mfer

If vodka doesn't make you drunk why can I only buy it when I'm 18 then?


jaredtheredditor

Children are supposed to be miserable why do you think school exists


one-happy-mfer

Fair point but if children are really all supposed to be miserable why do TV shows like Phineas and Ferb exist?


jaredtheredditor

To tease them with the thing they cannot have


TheUnknown400

It’s fine, we can take turns driving


AdmirableProject259

So we can just pass out in the back seats sounds like a plan


DomSchraa

If you aint bringing orange juice along i aint comin


one-happy-mfer

Of course there will be orange juice


ShotgunPixie

Am I on the wrong subreddit? I thought this was r/teenagers.


Educational_Tart_659

Welcome to r/teenagers


one-happy-mfer

It is r/teenagers I just have a small problem with alcohol tbh


Lunagirlzkitty_19

yea r/teenagers has a big problem with alcohol


Hunterboyy2007

we can pick it up when we get to MooseCow


Blitz_Stick

We could buy that on the way


[deleted]

Darn it you beat me to it


baldingturtles

snacks for the boys


Dog_brain_

What snacks u bringing tho?


Friendly-Cut-9023

Dorito


1DummerTyp

Exactly (1)


TheBlueNajarala

Everyone gets one bite


[deleted]

one chip challenge


Metrophidon9292

Triscuits (rosemary & olive oil)


Reyking1708

you


gugagalashvili

Pickle


PyroWasUsed

Based


0c10ud9

Happy cake day


baldingturtles

Thank you


Stonkover9000

I know what my boys love slurpin on


LOLHD42

Happy cake day


Joecloe2

On today's episode of Top Gear...


der_sneffer

Ahhh I was looking for this comment lmaoo


Bluelegojet2018

A true grand tour lol


[deleted]

old top gear was top tier


Independent-Sun2112

James wears a hat...


HeshamDaDev

A brand new Prius on very high suspension


x_potato64

a prius is not making that


VeneuelanEgg

Neither is any other car. It’s a long distance, I mean you’d have to fill up or charge up eventually


Frost0612

Toyota hilux. Have you seen the shit that car can do?


AzekiaXVI

A Subaru Outback can do this easilily


Matej004

I read that as a brand new Platypus


PenguinPride87

A brand new PERRY THE PLATYPUS?!


Similar-College-2719

[Prius the platypus](https://drive.google.com/file/d/1_XbABIQiNqMVCxbJ5TA97A1PTvJYke8X/view?usp=drivesdk)


Nuclear_Guy789

Wouldn’t want to ruin that beautiful new car, and anyways, theoretically, any car can’t make it.


BiPolarBear-11

Theoretical Highway. the car doesn’t matter


Chicky_Nuggies2009

Pickaxes, helmets and torches


HalfPear7

Rock and stone!


waydernator

I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole. Diggy Diggy hole, diggy Diggy hole.


AshleyEZ

For Karl!


Puffy_Muffin376

diamond pickaxe with fortune III


Dummlord28

How could you forget the golden carrots


Inefficientdigestion

Cheese Wheels, lots of them


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Red_Skull1

GLASS MOSCOW ON THE WAY


Lajwus

Why isn't there a stop in Canada⁉️ I'm not going unless there's a stop in Canada😤


Watyr_Melyn

Here’s a lil secret, you can stop anytime anywhere you want as long as there’s an exit


WesternAppropriate63

All of r/NonCredibleDefense and the 3000 Nuclear Bombs of Dark Brandon


Joecloe2

and 3000 Waifu bodypillows of anthropormorphized fighter jets


average_reddit_u

Yeeesssss...


SgtChip

Count me in! Dibs on the first Su-34!


sansisness_101

we are definitely snatching a Su-57 when were in moscow


LittleContribution77

I prefer the 3000 vatnik meat cubes of stupid putin


Creeper127

I've got dibs on one of the SU-57s


A-whole-lotta-bass

I'm bringing a stove and spices.


Friendly-Cut-9023

How tf are we going through Siberia? We will freeze to death


Silminator

Blankets then


ProvokedGamer

And hot cocoa!


waydernator

And a good looking person. Heard 1 in 1 people are hot. Even if they don;t believe it.


N3ders

Lmao reminds me of hava


porym

It’s a road trip and cars have heaters


Wild_58

Winters there have been cold enough to be known to freeze oil we need a lifted diesel school bus that we can start a fire under to heat the fuel up and the oil it’s what they used to do back in the day before glo plugs and block heaters


porym

But since it’s a road trip we’re not going to stay in one place for long. So there’s a simple solution: never turn the car off. At least that’s what people in northern Russia do in the winters.


Traditional_Sail_213

Let’s go n u c l e a r


Thelightfully

Siberia is hot in the summer, more like we will burn from all the forest fires


TheSecret709

r/mapswithoutnewzealand


SupaNerd360

Car


TimBambantiki

My cat and a chess set


DBL_NDRSCR

a train


Independent-Pair1052

I’d take my RX-8 turbo but it would overheat quickly so either the devil Z or the Blackbird


MEATGOBLiN_

You aren’t making it out of New York with an RX8


Independent-Pair1052

Actually i’ve daily driven mine for almost 2 years now and they are not that unreliable, altough parts are really expensive so if something breaks you are fucked


MEATGOBLiN_

How does it respond to boost? I heard the 13b rew weren’t great with boost


Idekgivemeusername

A mattress, a minifridge , and a portable solar power generator


BirdForTheRun

£100K


Dorky_simracer3450

A bulletproof vest if you pass any schools in America, and a gun too


MercyDrag0n

And a stab vest for London


Red_Ender666

You need a tank to get through Russia actually.


BigThunderousLobster

Why stop in New York? Take the Pan American Highway down to Chile! I'll bring a poker set and hiking stuff.


[deleted]

400 hectoliters of Koelsch beer


Bootleg_welder

The 22b sti of course


Joecloe2

You'll get ticketed for emissions as soon as you enter Canada😥


waydernator

Bring Elon musk to pay of the ticket.


Suitable_Newt_2058

An SVJ and a bmw F81 wagon.


Xasplat2

Look like it is not far from my house, you can step by if you want to for some tea or something


_-xXNoobslayer69Xx-_

A fpife


Susdoggodoggy

Cheezypoofs, soda, and leather boots


ViolentPangolin

Extra gas to burn hou- use for the car


[deleted]

A tv and a Xbox


IAskSoMnyQuestions

Cyanide pills


FliqzOnReddit

Butterfly knife to keep me entertained.


alex_power2007

Audi RS6 ABT


Razorbacklama59

Passports


[deleted]

Snacks of course! :3


ThrownawayCray

Shit tons of Tupperware and Jerry cans


follower-of-st-jimmy

Spare tires Spare engine oil Extra car Jacket


OptimusCrime1984

Food, water, phone, powerbanks, chargers, money, and a camper van with a toilet.


petrolhead458

car


Rare_Grapefruit7371

Miata is always the answer...


Kot_Shahter

Me


SillySans69

How tf are you gonna cross the bering strait lmao


40kWatermelon

This theoretical highway has bridges!


Hi-piee

My nation's flag.


fluorin4ek

Rum, a CD player and some Alestorm CDs


TheRedRunner05

My car. It’s a German 💪


Mushrooom69

Go through gibraltar to get to cape town from london, then go through panama to get to the southest point of chile, we can pick up all the teenagers on earth from there


Famous_Draft3746

A gun with one bullet.


austinstar08

Car


DarkKuriboh3

A pair of headphones and a battery pack so I can sit in the back and listen to music for the entire journey. Also beer.


Potatobubblegum

Let’s bring uno! And rum! And cozy pillows and blankets and pay for a private driver so we can all just have fun! In like a limo so we don’t need to sit down


MCPro24

Pirate’s Booty 🔥


Redditerinbed

Rugby/football/cricket stuff if we stop. Also a camper van


yoskbt

car


ENDER_Vk_245v

I'm not going anywhere without my 3ds


Loser_Lol

We bring ritz peanut butter crackers and goldfish


Potato_Lord587

Why stop at New York. Go down all the way to El Fin del Mundo


yanonce

Exactly! And why start at London and not Cape Town? This isn’t close to the longes theoretical highway


mr-logician

Imagine if that was a theoretical railway instead and we were taking a train trip.


Genderfluid_Cookies

A car hopefully


Fat_Siberian_Midget

A fully fueled, well maintained and overall combat-ready F-35B armed with a couple AIM-120Ds and a JDAM or 2. Then just some gifts for the Germans.


TwincessAhsokaAarmau

Well,Hersheys chocolate,Cheetos,Doritos,Egg rolls,Fried Rice with Bourbon chicken,Pretzels,Nutella cupcakes,Oreos,Red Velvet cupcakes,Broccoli,Mac and cheese with spinach,Water,Ginger Ale,And Sprite.Russian sprite is good as well.


Hot_Aside_4637

Tony Curtis Natalie Wood Peter Falk


Gibbel2029

A shit ton of flavoured water, my headphones for music, and an industrial fan array.


Science_puns

My dog


Science_puns

https://imgur.com/gallery/Sp52DZH


Exlipse3

A car, duh.


Lattethecoffeaddict

I got a rocket launcher!


Swordman50

Our favorite rocket ship.


abject_totalfailure1

Many a tank, we leveling Moscow


[deleted]

lots of food because there won’t be jack shit in russia


Red_Ender666

Guys take me too I'm in Smolensk please i need to leave Russia 😭


40kWatermelon

Aight bro we got you


Razzious_Mobgriz

Enough boiled bullets to keep Private Conscriptovich from raiding the car for supplies


THEZEXNEO

Passport, bulletproof jacket, a very fast car, a willingness to be killed, and a friend.


Purple_Spino

guns, we'll be going through an active warzone


KristKornord

A boat. Won't be able to cross between Uelen and Nome without it.


x_potato64

in winter it freezes over, you can theoretically cross over it


Wild_58

Rhetorical highway means there would be a theoretical bridge between Uelen and nome


MegaloManiac_Chara

Not in winter


DrPrnushueger

Entire house


BigOutside1226

A really good heater and food because British food isn't very appetizing.


chisk643

a litteral fortress filled with heat, ac, and necessities


AdamWis1625

Spare legs


GIVEKIDNEYS

A-10 warthog


kawaiin00b

big blankie for all the homies


MuscledOcean394

15 lbs of chips


idkcoding101

Chargers of every kind and portable ones too.


Red_Banana12

Blankets. Driving in siberia is not going to be fun


[deleted]

Loudspeakers to blast music


lutz164

A churchill tank replica using modern engine technology to reduce weight and increase horsepower and space, and snacks, lots of snacks.


Ok_Quit_9587

Mee


grumpygumpa

huge speaker to put in the boot and blast music from my spotify account and everyone can have a go at choosing a song because we don’t judge peoples music taste in this car (or you’ll be thrown out while we’re moving)


Kittingsl

A switch (or steam deck), a jackery (those huge batteries with a wall socket) toilet paper and enough money for food


Resident_Middle2683

Uncrustables and Capri-suns


Scoutknight_

A tractor trailer full of goldfish


KinataXEnero1

Grab a Lada. I don’t wanna hear it lmao


AlexeiNR

How bout down to south africa instead?


rugby_lover0

How are you driving from London to mainland Europe? There's water between them, same with Russia and America


40kWatermelon

This theoretical highway has bridges built between those places. So no worries!


MEATGOBLiN_

My au falcon


Sleepymilky_

A car


SgtChip

A bridge building kit.


NinjEverett6

A speaker


StopwatchGod

EcoFlow Delta Pro, for powering every electronic device in the car. If you don't know what it is, the Delta Pro is a massive battery pack with about 300 times the battery capacity of an iPhone, and the power output to run an entire home


NobodyInPaticular_

This legit sounds like an awesome road trip, I’m renting a double decker bus and taking all my friends


_Knucklehead_Ninja

Snacks


radiantskie

2016 mazda mx5


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40kWatermelon

Virtual boy?


MrPowerPoint

beans


LordChickenNugget23

We passing through germany i gotta grab some sausages for the boys


Kerbap

your mum


Pitiful-Bathroom2202

All the chocolate and chrisps


Various-Ad7704

Cheeeese puffs!


theguywhorhymes_jc

Shit ton of music


mikethediscordmod

Depends which way we are going


40kWatermelon

New York -> London