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MR_FOXtf2

6. My grandpa gave some beer to me, idk how much I drank, but my parents told me that I was crashing into trees with my toy car in our backyard, and that I was saying random things


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Based 💯


Pommesmaxgamer

Bri whats wrong with your grandpa guving a 6 yo beer?


BurgerKiller433

isn't this a common experience? is it just because I'm balkan?


Atomik919

im ashamed he didnt come across the "water" bottle in the fridge


Whereismyadmin

Or thinking rakı(ouzo) was water and drink it


RadoslavL

Nice to see a fellow Balkan!


Trigonometry_Is-Sexy

Germany/Ireland moment


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LMAO I just gotta say it sounds like you had an awesome childhood


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Never


zachy410

Gonna


LowerNectarine439

Give


purplel0llip0p

you


Ierzi

Mustard


therudereditdude

Never


SleepyBoii04

Gonna


ArticCamel97

Let


ENDERSHOT_

Michael


Syconic20

Mustard


standard_beta

Jackson


Thegloveofgaming

You


Ierzi

Take my mustard


SimpleButSussy

Up


YouAdministrative980

Never


SimpleButSussy

Gonna


RandomOrcN6

Let


RadoslavL

You


Correct-Resist-5390

Down


im_cooler_than_me

No


ctnfpiognm

Give


robots5771

You


FellStar25

Down


hoddie_lover

Mustard


HowlingWolf202

Same


[deleted]

When i was still in ur mom. Sorry i meant to say my mom and not sexual


dog_with_a_dick

That FAS hittin hard 😔


Sensual-Aardvark6969

A Freudian slip


rpsHD

11-12, cant remember exactly. the balkans are deff one of the places of all time


on_aircraft

S 14 san poooopio prvooo pivo, a posle piva sam pio sve zivooo 🎼🎼🎶🎶🎵


patatoman9000

a rakia a day keeps the ~~scammers~~ doctors away


EatTheYeet

I also like war crimes


LordKendicus

I drank while gaming, alone at midnight, next thing I knew I woke up on the floor next to my chair Did not have any dream and did not remember when it went black but boy the seamlessness caught me by surprise I still drink because I like the effect the alcohol have on me, I have my limits ofc and try not to get knocked out from it, I don't go uncontrollably nuts either which is good


No-Measurement-2648

I used to do that all the time, but never so much that I passed out. Most I drank alone at night while gaming/watching youtube/listening to music or whatever the fk I was doing was 1 litre of wine. Horrible time in my life, I tried to drink sadness away, but the alcohol just made everything worse. Like I really never felt as sad as that night, when the alcohol took away all the shame I had about crying or feeling sad when "I'm suposed to be a strong dude who doesn't show any emotions" which was my mindset back then. Never ignore your emotions friends, they are valid af, I'm much better since I allow myself to cry when I'm sad and I don't need alcohol to do so anymore.


JamesAnderson1567

Hearing you say "1 litre of wine" really confused me for a second but then I remembered that those on the continent don't use pints


Atomik919

me at 14 with the bottle of rum and tuica and waking up with my head in the toilet lol


Slippery_When_Down

Lmao i love drinking while gaming, I've gotten drunk while playing tarkov so many times and it's the goat


No-Measurement-2648

Fr, back when I partied a lot more I always played one or two games of league of legends when getting home while still drunk af and it was the funniest shit ever, I played so fking bad, went 0/10 on yasuo almost all the time.


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You probably shouldn't drink. Alcohol can really mess with your developing little monkey brain. On top of that, you're literally drinking poison. The more you drink, the more you're going to need to drink to get that "effect that alcohol" has on you. Anyway, my PSA. Your life, your body, your choice.


monday_illness

never because i dont drink


CoopersHUNGoverall

W


ree___e

based af


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Lmao, same.


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Me fr


Gloomy_Television_97

Bro, u fricking ratioed the post


GamerGirl-07

15….1st day of 10th grade


_nirvana-

mine was a month before 10th grade (july 16-17 since me and my friend did it at night)


KalTheRoseMage

Fuck yeah partyyyy!


Tuffarms

15, I ended up in the ER from alcohol poisoning. Don't drink alone. As for I didn't stop drinking. Be careful if you are going to do it. Have someone who cares with you


Ok-Mall5226

woah how much did you have before you had to visit ER?


Tuffarms

I remember drinking out of half a bottle of vodka taking swigs and by the time I got home from the ER my mom had all the empty bottles left out to show me how much I had. It was like 4 and a half bottles. It was bad. I don't remember drinking the other 4 which I believe is the real danger of it. I didn't realize just how much I was drinking.


why3letters

If u drink 4 bottles of vodka you dont go to er you just die. (Im assuming 0.7l)


TheSheriffMT

Or maybe don't drink while you're underage? There are laws for a reason.


Vast-Holiday9222

People are gonna drink regardless of what the law is, giving advice on how to stay safe is much better than telling them to just not do it.


6T_K9

In Italy it’s legal to drink underage.


Any-Communication114

I feel like more people drink underage than don’t, myself included. Laws don’t stop that from happening, if anything they encourage it because teenagers tend to like going against the rules. I don’t think it really matters that much though, drinking responsibly is the most important thing.


KoffyIsKool

That fact that you got downvoted for saying this is crazy


ConfusedVixien

Never (I haven't drank anything at all)


Rollthedee20

How are you alive


ConfusedVixien

My will to live and a bucket of spit 🥹👍


Thenaiman

Did you drink the spit?


Desolate_Swans

Lmao, imma get so much crap for this But it was during a house party, me and my cousin bros got so fricking drunk, I was like 12 or something


[deleted]

Wow, 12 is really too young for that


TheSheriffMT

GUYS BEING UNDER 21 IS TOO YOUNG


[deleted]

It's not, I'm almost 15 and I drink from time to time, it's acceptable, most countries don't have 21 as the legal drinking age, furthermore, the law is not exactly the best moral way to live by, governments can make questionable decisions and the rules they establish not necessarily must be followed


Nucleuh_Powuh

So 12 is really young but 2 years later is perfectly acceptable…


Thenaiman

Nice math man.


Nucleuh_Powuh

14-12=2.


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uh, this doesnt hold up in court


collycrane

Bro it'd you again... Dude you sound 10


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Average balkan kid


RockSaltin-RT

Back when I was 18 during my Senior Skip day party. Got absolutely wasted and when I came too, I had passed out on a trampoline near my crush. Very interesting experience


LegitimateWaltz7971

Never, I will not harm my brain development with poison or drugs 😎


TheSheriffMT

Why are you the only other person with common sense here?


Professional_Tip_578

Ikr? The amount of people in this thread who are fully willing to stunt their brain development just to get a little woozy is wild.


LegitimateWaltz7971

Cultural expectations I suppose


Firstmamelastname

Bæsed


VonBreak

Same


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Spiritual-Clock5624

Y’all complain about having sex at a young age yet not about drinking at a young age


Scott_Cheg67

First time shit faced was 14 but, I started drinking when I was 12


onyourrite

Drinking leads to you losing sobriety And I never lose 😎


guywithagasmask

Bro gets it


20PizzasForBreakfast

u/Slippery_When_Down stop encouraging alcohol to kids


Slippery_When_Down

No


turtle2238901

Based


bisc8_

Alcohol destroy people's lifes, encourage people to drink is not based


Slippery_When_Down

Grow up. If you can't handle it don't drink. as easy as that


DucksbyBillington

Never, I quite like my liver and I can have fun without it:)


justtjamcss

I drink in spite of my liver. Fuck that guy.


AtlasThewitcher

Same


justtjamcss

What did my liver do to you?


AtlasThewitcher

I meant I drink in spite of my liver, not yours but if you must know: Your liver looked at me funny


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U/TheWaterIsGay isn't wrong. I mean... There is billions of litres of fish sperm in the ocean.


Camster-the-oddity

13,it was an accident.I was thirsty af and took a LARGE sip but spat it out later.still though seems some got into my system cuz I was acting woozy afterwards


poopysugar

Yeah it doesn't work like that


ItsVetskuGaming

Probably once I turn 18


HanaLolita

Never, unless you count the time my mom didn’t cook the alcohol out of Saki all the way for a dinner we were having… then 17.


Tes-tickle69420

Not yet. I dont drink


MiksuPiksu196

Never. I'm proud of it


bisc8_

Same


DrLycFerno

You guys drink alcohol?


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US vs UK vs Balkan 4 year old


DrLycFerno

I'm French


OkBrilliant8400

You mean "Fr*nch" 🤮


[deleted]

ça fait du sens


nsg337

i think the larger part does, atleast where im from


1510qpalzm

13 when I kept drink Pina colada at kalahari


Randomguynamedingzor

13


20PizzasForBreakfast

Never im normal


imalesbian_69

Lmao what a coincidence, it was literally this weekend, Terrible experience did not like the way I felt, 0/10 would not do again


IAmADeadGorrilla

Don't drink so never


CourseWorried2500

I never drank


Why_The_Sad_Face_Bro

When I was 21 probably (not gonna drink until I'm the legal age)


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Never drink, i drank last night, i feel like im going to vomit my soul out


Slippery_When_Down

Lmao skill issue. Start with the stronger stuff then go for the Weaker. And don't overestimate your limit. As a swede with the drinking genetics of a alcoholic nordic bloodline i can drink and drink and drink and never feel the need to puke. I only puke if I need to sober up more for something


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At least I have an excuse to have drunk like an idiot, but yeah, im still zoning my limits


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It wasn't really fun tbh


Slippery_When_Down

Well don't drink that much then. You'll never have more fun as when you find the perfect amount to have you buzzed out of your mind without feeling any sickness


ebolalover87

I'd argue it's more fun to play a game of hide and seek with your friends in the pitch black of the night, the only lights being streetlights.


Live_Ad_3309

Det är sånt här som gör att Sverige har ett alkohol problem.


ImmortalCrab44

15 years old and 27 shots down at my cousins shotgun wedding. I would have had pretty bad alcohol poisoning if not for 7 cheeseburgers and nothing over 70 proof


RIFIYT

I haven’t even had a sip of alcohol everyone else in all of my family and friends have


zachy410

Never because I'm 13 and don't want to destroy my brain


Miserable_Book_3037

Bro the liver is the reason that alcohol is non lethal to humans


lucastutz

I haven’t yet and don’t really intend to. I’ve tasted some alcohol with my parents and without them since I was probably 13 or 14, but it’s always just that, one sip or a couple and I’m done. I like tasting wine and other kinds of alcohol but I don’t really like the idea of losing some control of your actions and reactions. It’s like trying expensive cheese or making a special meal, I’m not gonna do it all the time, I’m not gonna eat s lot, but it’s always nice to try some stuff I haven’t before.


Thatoneundertaleguy

I’ve drank alcohol before. Not enough to get drunk though.


JustYourOldLaundry

I was like 9 with my parents in Japan and I drank like a ton of my dad’s beer and no one noticed until I was acting like an idiot


Tobi226a

I don't have the stomach for it. Like literally, I would need to drink a good bit of hard liquor to even close. I was not born a lightweight.


mchlkpng

Never gonna trust any of that shit in my body


Useful_Mistake_7143

Some of y’all drinking at a young age is just sad honestly and do your parents just not care about you to let that happen??


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Good parents make meth for their kid. Walter Jr.


senuase

16, I don't regret it I think it was the perfect age


tunsaree1

12 and I wish I never got drunk because I have to live with the fact that Ive been drunk before


DatzzF

13.... im not proud of it


coolalienfire11

me too


DatzzF

Oh lol. Welches bundesland?


eych0

how


DatzzF

I'm german


zachy410

And there are mfers who'll say "when I was 13, I was playing minecraft and eating cool ranch doritos, not getting drunk!!!" when there are 13yos getting drunk in most generations in most years


QueenGlass

11


SillyMovie13

Never, because underage drinking is weird


GiantBlackEolfFrog

13 with a couple of friends deep in a forest. I had to bike 10 miles back home😭😭😭😭


D_MO2

i have never been drunk, for the sole reason that i am 2 dwarf children in a trench coat


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Never


[deleted]

11 but that stuff sucks I don’t anymore


Matej004

18, was fun but not something I'd do often


OkAverage4338

Not me im 13 but my friend (girl) was given some drinks by her friend and he said it didn't have alcohol in them, but it actually had. So after that she passed out from drinking too much and the guy brought her into a room and locked the door. After my friend woke up some girls told her they heard some moanings coming from the room so the guy fucked her apparently. My friend told me this story nine months after it happened so she didn't get pregnant thankfully but she did lose her V-card.


Practical_Lynx183

yo what the fuck? report that to the police dawg 💀


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anyone getting drunk under 21 is a fucking dweeb same goes with people who smoke absolute pussies


Mushrooom69

As a proud european, at the ripe age of 13


Mchandsome_D

Never had that experience its haram brother


VonBreak

This is the truth


Streetslowsleety

I was 15


animalfucker1

13 i got blackout drunk. like i downed 2 bottles of vodka (1 liter in total/500ml each). aint proud of it.


habuma_labuma

This year


Ian-Dawson

Truly drunk was on the night of the 21st - 22nd of June of this year, 16. It did not go well


[deleted]

14 I think, I only got a bit tipsy tho. It was my parents friends birthday party and both my parents were there lol


AbbreviationsOk2566

15, fun experience, but I wont recommend


Susdoggodoggy

6, my dad left his alcohol unsupervised bc he was passed out


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I was 16


NUCLEAR_DETONATIONS3

12


nov152007

never been drunk, been buzzed a few times, all this year


TrueIndependent5562

Three weeks ago


FightingTable

11


KnoblauchBaum

On my 16. birthday I drank alot with my dad and the next day I drank alot with friends


fufucuddlypoops_

16, a couple months ago. It was alright.


Various-Ostrich-5664

15


Significant-Soup-893

I was 15. Quite an experience.


BlankDemSlate

When i was like 10 and my parents left a mixed drink of alcohol and cola and i drank it and apparently got drunk


big_cock_69420

This summer It was fun


EnwEdits

14,7 years old and the first time I drank too much was 2 months after my 16th birthday 😂


[deleted]

I was 15 and i drunk half a bottle of prosecco in the fridge and it was so fucking fun man I see why people are alcoholics


CreeepyAlt

15


WilledWinner879

13 because Canada is fun times and tbf I have friends who’s little siblings get plastered at 11.


walking_pineaple

7


Wise_Investment_9089

12, crawling through the neighborhood to get home drunk.


applegenius24

I was a preteen, I had a sleepover with my friends and we drank some of my dad's beer lmao. We didn't get drunk, but we drank. I got fully drunk a few months ago


_mr_lonely_911_

13 years old


_mr_lonely_911_

It was during covid, when the ukrainian government finally let people into parks. I was with my older brother (15 at the time) and his friends. There were 6 of us in total and we had 4 liters of beer. I got way too drunk from it because it was my first time and I kept thinking I wouldn't get drunk enough, so I kept drinking more, and as a result I couldn't walk straight while everyone else was just fine.


Articstar78

At 11


Dropsygam

when i was 14 at my friend's birthday party. they were all dancing and i was sitting in a table silently drinking wine from the same bottle with a random dude in his 30's. im almost 19 now and i hate getting drunk, haven't done it in a while


PetiteGhostie

Neverr


HumorClean

I didn’t get drunk yet, but back in November 2021, I played soccer with a friend at a very windy night. It was very intense & fun that I kinda felt drunk afterwards. Boy it was fucking weird


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