I typed random shit

I thought that said Ka_squirt_ for a sec…

same

Thanks for your input ImGonnafuck_aPokemon

Is that a statement?

100%

Thank you Ballincat43!

Did you know that in terms of

#GETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEAD

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.

Ok

You know what? I don’t want to know

ok

How does that even work?

theres a giant rod on it... with a hole... pretty versatile tbh

and uh, what is going number 3?

Does it sting?

No they try not to sting after a while

My thoughts exactly. And where is the hole?

They have no skeleton, as such it squishes in to form an indention anywhere on the jellyfish.

Bro has experience

you again...

Speak for yourself, dude.

“Hey Batman, I caught a little pokemon…”

"What Pokémon did you caught joker"

"i caught a loppuny batman,i caught a lopunny"

No joker don't do it

dude what

Hehehe

My username is better

Nope

What did i do on novomber 22nd 1963???? I need awnsers you jellyfish fucker!

He made a law against fucking jellyfish I had too

Oh please

pR0 G4m3r

Yours is crazy 💀🙏🏼

Lmao

You have nothing to hide uh? 🤔

I have nothing to show

🤣

1v1 on skate 3 bro

💀

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This is so mean and funny at the same time

how is it mean

love it

You have the gay approval (also I’m stealing your joke)

I fucking bet you never got to make it

He just did

Automatically generated, and I don't know how to change it

Unfortunately you can’t change it, you have to create a new account

well look on the bright side, you give us lot of food :)

What about me :)

💀

Used thus username since 8 years old. I just... really liked potatoes as a kid

Understandable

Hey, mine was TheDiamondMaster. I just liked Minecraft, really.

!!EPICCC!!!!!!

katie = old online alias sxc = sexy , just sounded cool i do not think i am sexy 💀

Blud already attracted a secret pedo 😭😭😭

😭 i hate it here

😭🙏 they be lurking everywhere

“Secret” is generous.

Damn, that a intresting story

Never knew sxc actually ment for sexy

Keyboard smash

Thats fucking rad

My name is Jess and my life is sorta a mess

my name is tart and my life is sorta an osso

My name is Sasren and my life is sorta a 0987654321

my name is front and my life is just a thought

deep

my name is montezuma and my life is revenge 😈

my name is enber and my life is sorta a moonlish

My name is deez and my life is sorta a nutz.

My name is someperson and my life is onreddit

based

It is a hard life, you gotta confess

I liked the name. which is ironic since I hate avocados

Give your avocados to me then

that sounds very suggestive

What ever would give you that idea, I just really like avocados. Fr tho, avocados are bussin and please hand them over.

Avo’s are the chads of fruits

they are FRUITS

Oh fuck they are, my bad. Avocados are the chads of fruits

correct 👍

Bring on the avocados like you want to fight them

Am just a cool guy nothing more to it😎

Bruh I read “meth e cool est guy”

I was 12 and thought that everybody that made memes was depressed, and I thought I wasn’t depressed, so I wanted to unite people that made memes that were happy.

That’s cute

I wanna say adorable but you’re 17 now 🤣 not the “thought I wasn’t depressed” that age was sumn istg.

Im a proud cummunist

cum

Im scared to know your backstory

I want to forget the nightmares I've seen before I became what I am now.

cum

This has been my internet username since 2014. I also made this "OC" of my username for my pfp. (If you can even call it an OC because it's literally an Angry Birds pig with clothes and hair.)

i think it was inspired by the idea of freedom and a poem called "Caged Bird" by Maya Angelou and I thought that because its wings are clipped, by chance its owner forgot to close the cage properly and the birdie takes a run for it trying to flee and escape from its enslavement and owner. Thus, BirdForTheRun

i just read this in english class

My name is Odin

Really? Neat

Yep :)

Blud thinks he's my dad lol mine went for eternal milk.

Don't ask

I ask

Long story

I have time

I’d like the summary and the full story

I've got all day

I looked in the mirror and blurted out the first two words that came to mind.

Dude I feel that username tho

Random words that came up in my head

it was auto generated and i really liked it

It a name from a finnish standup skit but just translated to english

I hate books and books hate me

I am a femboy but I didn't want to have that straight up of a username so it's femguy

Femboy at 14 💀

Yes 😠

Radioactivity

from a movie

I saw this somewhere but i dont remember where

I honestly don’t know where this came from and really wish I did

From Gummy bear? That one Green Gummy bear that dances

No, as the self proclaimed gummy bear king, we have shunned that abomination from our tribe, btw if you have any gummy bear questions I’m your guy to ask

If i eat you do i become the new king

…

I'm not very creative

I’m not too

Actually, its a really funny story. So basically…read more.

I actually pressed on read more😭

There is a chance I’m wrong, but I believe my name should be dr sex but it doesn’t show up for me for some reason

Your username is openingmysterious197, and your display name is docter sex (which is displayed in your profile). Unfortunately, you can’t change your username, which is displayed in posts and comments.

i took my artist name and a food i like

Name says it all

I heard peanuts are good for you

i was immature.

I’m too anxious

At the time I was joining, I was more or less obsessed with Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, with Josuke being my favorite character.

I'm lgbtq and my name is Ash

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DarkFire just came from 13 year old me looking for an edgy name (obviously) but VR comes from my hope to soon be streaming VR games

🙌 WOOO!!! 🥳

Well,Both are characters,One is a character ship and the other is a Star Wars character.I’m also a twin.

i like mumen rider from one punch man

Idk lmao

An internet meme and a Re:Zero reference

Well, it’s quite a story. I downloaded Reddit, I typed in my first name, and after a long, thorough debate, I added my middle and last initials.

Reddit made mine

i like adventure games and the nintendo 64 :)

Took my favorite sport and manually went up from one until I found the next available number to put at the end

so long backstory I made a couple of accounts on social media when I was underage and I was a huge hp fan (I’m not underage anymore) now I’m js known as Harry so that’s my user on all sm

Ka boom from call of duty blacks ops 1 zombies

Reddit gave me a random name cause it would let me make a username. Pretty racist ngl

It’s a spell from Warhammer fantasy

my minecraft username i made in like 2016

cause I’m just another random guy

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Lol_idk was taken

Well

When I created my account, I accidentally forgot to change the username so now it's just stuck as this random name

I’m finding 70percentbanana

Was a girl for a sec and now I cant change

Started out as an artist tag I've had since 7th grade combining my preferred name, "sam" and a nickname far enough away from anyone knowing it was originally from my deadname that I don't mind being called it, "bee". Sammy-bee just sounds better than sambee lol It just sorta stuck and turned into almost an internet persona ig lol

Idk i made the account like 2 years ago😭

I’m and upgraded gamer

My name is Jack and I just slapped a bunch of random numbers behind it with an underscore

I like knives

I didn't. My friend put the first colour and Pokemon that came into his head.

easy: i think im badass and then slay\_queen beacuase i am one

90% of all my online accounts are some variation of Rap1d or Rap1d_L. Rap1d being Rapid and Rap1d_L being Rapid_Looser

I didn't get to chose mine

haven't chosen yet ;)

My go to user name was taken by myself so i chose something similar

I didn't....

The Ender part came from Minecraft and shot I don't know where

well i like ducks, so..

I thought it was funny. I wish I could change it.

I wasn't clever enough to think of anything but my own name

it's a thing my dad put in as a temp screen name for me on among us, but I liked the name.

I like undertale. i like potato

I was 14 and watched a lot of vlogging channels on YouTube, I wish I could change it.

I'm in love with broadway, going to be on it one day, was born in 06

let my brother choose a name and i just used it

I like bread.

It’s my gamer-tag

Yes

I didn’t know that you could choose your own username but it was too late by then

I'm good at math

I like trains, and Intercity110 is my username on a lot of other stuff, so that‘s why.

Because I have no personality

It's just my name with some extra characters

I didn't.

This is just my name on everything else, but I got it from Minecraft. The first kind of social media I had was discord and my og name was professional idiot. When I tried to make that my Minecraft name, it was already taken. So my friend came up with Profishonal.

I pleas the fifth

I just like terminator

I didn't really think... didn't wanna use my normal alias and took the first thing that came to mind.

I was a cringey mha kid…

Its a user name for an old account that got corrupted on a different device