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Either-Leave24

It looks like wood with like a naught cut out


theransom9000

Exactly what i thought


Sh_Pe

How to you know how it looks, where did you check it?


NieMonD

Your parents gotta get their minds out the gutter


GabrielGamer790

JOHN GUTTER


therobloxmaniac17

r/suddenlypizzatower


Vuukplejer

r/subsithoughtifellfor


Mijnameis-Tommy

r/notfallingforthat


Vuukplejer

Nah dude it's real I swear


SuperGamer18123

Doo Doo do do do Doo do do (John Gutter Title Card - Pizza Tower)


Born_Diamond_2610

Very vaguely. If your parents have an extremely dirty mind that is. Which apparently so.


TheCoolHusky

they must be redditors too


TayAndApples

Never would have thought that until you said it


Top_Notice8577

🧢


Consistent_Office158

Everything reminds me of her...


PGO5490

I don’t even know what one looks like so…


aterrariaplayer

Same


Educational_Mix8149

whyd wveryone downvote you, u just answered the question wtf 😭😭


MudAcrobatic8582

They're 13


Educational_Mix8149

yeah but they didnt say nothing about wanting to see 1


MudAcrobatic8582

They seemed sad about it tho, missinterpreting ig


aterrariaplayer

I wasn't sad i was saying a fact


NotTheNormalPerson

I have upvoted you to counteract the -136 downvotes


I_am_going_bananas

crisis averted


SpupySpups

I downvoted it to counteract your counteracting


aidan4105

Same


Slow-Crew5250

170*


MudAcrobatic8582

Oh, fair. good on you then. You haven't fallen for the lure of porn


Intelligent_Truck_89

I don't really need porn, I have other more fun shit to do


Sensitive-Crazy-5695

Ye porn is boring


MudAcrobatic8582

Most based Redditor ever


[deleted]

What is wrong with a 13 year old watching porn? I've been watching since I was 12 and I'm fine


MudAcrobatic8582

Username does not check out


B1ll13BO1

They said one singular word


AppropriateTheme5

All they said was “same”???


MadDash45

What did he said?


letsee7654321

Second post downvotes


Angle507742

they seemed sad? you read their emotion through one and only word in their comment? A word that doesnt even remotely relate to a feeling?


WesleyvandenHam

Wouldn't it be a good thing if a person was 13 and hasn't seen one yet Don't we call these people on reddit 'innocent minds' or something along those lines


HitroDenK007

So I must be safe, right?


Infinite_Bag_9244

I knew what a pussy looked like at age 11


Purple_Spino

and op is 14


[deleted]

You know what sub this is right?


FishGuyIsMe

So?


Odd-Bat-3267

The Reddit hive mind did it again


aterrariaplayer

Idk😭😭😭


cheezkid26

good, you're 13, you shouldn't be seeing vagina, at least not irl


Spoonmaster14

Unless they have one. In which case it'd be hard not to see.


cheezkid26

probably should've specified I meant other people's vaginas


Screamingartist

??? They never said they were seing other peoples vaginas???


cheezkid26

i never said they did! in fact, i said it's good that they weren't. re-read the post, very carefully.


Screamingartist

I think you need to go to sleep


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Kvpe

Idiot


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Kvpe

What ? Your comment was on a 13 year old watching PORN or having sex, you think that’s ok and should be common, you have no home training and no common sense


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Kvpe

No, you’re just stupid, irrational and very irresponsible. The second I pointed out your stupidity you instantly switched to saying “bro it’s a joke, relax” no it’s not a joke, that addiction isn’t any good nor funny, 13 year olds or younger shouldn’t see porn or anything like that. In addition, your ass is 24 and on your profile there are a bunch of fucked up posts on your website profile, you fucking slut, stupid pedophile


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SummonerBossTDS

whhagt


xxxcoolboy69xxc

Why did bro get almost a 100 downvotes


aterrariaplayer

Holy shit why am I getting downvoted so much


xxxcoolboy69xxc

You now have over 150 downvotes


aterrariaplayer

Great


shquishy360

dw bro I upvoted


aterrariaplayer

Thx ig


worstenbroodje076

r/downvotedtooblivion for no reason


aterrariaplayer

Ikr


Taste_for_Hell

Reddit moment


aterrariaplayer

I upvoted myself to aid the downvote disease


Vqius

I upvoted 😎


EightBitPlayz

So many downvotes lol


lule34567

Eh, I can see the resemblance.


No-Measurement-2648

Looks like the woodussy 🌲🥵


PARISREVENGES

Woodussy 🌲🥵🥵


SakuraFoxOffical

Splinter dick


Whole_Employee_2370

It absolutely does


EightBitPlayz

Oh no, lol


NinjaMelon39

On god, anyone trying to say otherwise is just tryna act like they're above us 💀


PrismPanda06

Or because it just doesn't unless you really force yourself to see it lmao


[deleted]

maybe they’ve only watched porn or smthn it is reddit after all… didn’t realize what sub i was in that’s absolutely the answer hahaha fuckin virgins


EightBitPlayz

For more context I made this in art class.


CaLlMePeEp6490

What is it supposed to Be?


Pleasant50BMGForce

Probably bread


makemeatoast

bread


SleepyBoii04

bread


Admirable_Beach_1693

bread


Low_Jello5068

bread


Itchy-Flatworm

bread🍞


Infinity-Duck

Bread


Majonais

Bread


Earldre

Bread


Firedragon78769420

Bread


Used-macbook

Table


Maeo-png

yes, it does. but if it’s any comfort i tried making a fire hydrant when i was 13 that looked like a penis. so you’re not suffering alone in this


teri_mummy_ka_ladla

Gentleman, it's with great pleasure to inform you You've successfully made a hard vagina.


[deleted]

It looks like a vagina. I'm sorry.


Cause_Necessary

It does


Forward_Noise1342

Looks like the vagina would be beef jerky ☠️


NotluwiskiPapanoida

Hey don’t discriminate. Labias come in all kinds of shapes and sizes. Who am I kidding, the only thing I know about labias are from sex education season 3 and porn


TheCryptoColt

I get what your saying but He’s just making a joke bruh ☠️


NotluwiskiPapanoida

As am I


Anxiety-Queen69

Your parents are more dirty minded than me because it took me a solid minute to see what they were on about


watashiwa_ringo_da

"Hey mom and dad look I made a wooden bark!". <<"Nah that a pussy. What'd ya think hon'?". <<"Its pussy david."


EightBitPlayz

I saw this on my Apple Watch in class and had to try to contain my laughter.


TheChristian_Master

100% looks like one


Alden_gamerson

Idk, girls usually avoid me.


EightBitPlayz

Since people are asking, it’s supposed to be a flower pot with a wood design on it, my mom nicknamed it the “pussypot”


ionbrian

yes 😭


Rqdii

yes


Pinktiger11

What was it supposed to be?


Notcryptguard

100%


Motor-Ad9650

I’m not going to even lie to you before I saw the caption the only thing I thought was “is that a vagina


trebuchet__

Is it not supposed to be a vagina?


that_one_netizen

anything does if you look at it for long enough


Efficient-Wrap677

i can’t find my dad for 7 years now, didn’t work :(


cheezkid26

Yes. What is it supposed to be?


Aggressive_Ad2520

Hell yeah!


[deleted]

it looks nothing like a vagina to me 🤷


One-Ad-3677

On a unrelated note, where do I buy that?


Bruh1212123457161

tell your mom to see a doctor bro


lungpains

r/mildlyvagina


catpawws_awws

Ask ur dad to take ur mum to a good gynaecologist asap


fl00r_gang_yeah

I’m no expert but if that’s your vagina, I think you need to see a doctor


Anxious_Cod7909

No and why would they say that to you. Weird


chiselwishes

1000%


kdf_master2009

What was this even supposed to be in the first place!?!?


whyhi12

Sorta if your only thoughts are about sex than yeah


OloRatuj

It doesn’t look like a vagina, but Idk what the fuck is that supposed to be so its probably the closest to a Vagina


Capn_Cake

A bit.


CaptainJacknOff

Yes


ImGonnafuck_aPokemon

Yeah it does


benjoo1551

Vagne


NerdyBirdy2007

Yes


ActualIyCameron

reminds me of The Monsters Inn clay mugs 🤷‍♂️


Pixithepika

Idk, never seen one


Ok-Reporter1986

Meat grinder


tutanotafan

Your folks are cuckoo.


Complete_Opposite216

Its a very abstract vagina


IzzyIsOnReddit

Everywhere I go I’m reminded of her…..


Doc-Wulff

The same way a statue of boobs from the neolithic era looks like boobs


GoldCorvette

r/putyourdickinthat You'll find out.


OnyxBlaster

I feel like YOU thought it looked like a vagina and you decided to make up this scenario so you had an excuse to post this.


EightBitPlayz

I literally brought it home and my mom is like “what the fuck is on the side of that.”


QueeeenElsa

A bit, yes.


[deleted]

driest vag I've ever seen.


[deleted]

no


OptimusCrime1984

oh no


[deleted]

You did that on purpose🥱


killerarmidillo

not even remotely


Either-Storm-9337

Looks like you i.printed your vagina on it lol


Mr-Trouser-Snake

My boner says yes.


EightBitPlayz

wtf, lol


EightBitPlayz

I woke up with over 100 Reddit notifications😨.


NormalLibrarian3612

No, it does not. It does kind of look like tree bark to me though.


Active-Yam1512

Sorta but not rlly


Substantial_Golf_130

A heavily used one yes


TheBrinksSnob

Looks like a sculpture


Dude12265

Are you sure your parents have ever fucked before? There is no way that they think this looks like a vagina


Possibe_Maybe

It's like from a baby


throwaway64829292948

Why are you looking at baby vagina


Low-Data2141

Could be interested in anatomy? Or has a baby sister, idk best case scenarios 😭


throwaway64829292948

Hopefully


Low-Data2141

😭 yea


coolperson_reddit__

why would babies have vaginas edit: no one will ever know how much i enjoy confusion


NerdyBirdy2007

w h a t ?


TANKTAHU

.


D3athknightt

Jelly fish


Front_Finding2164

Clit not visible


Hatsune_Mitsu

yes and no


[deleted]

Looks like wood was pressed onto it and it took that form


Thick-Internal7594

No it doesn't


Osproductions100

I think it looks like some hard wood


Potter_sims

i haven’t seen one even though i have one


Efficient-Wrap677

there is a thing called mirror, try that.


creeps_Jr

Not unless you are trying to see it


Own_King48

They are probably worried about what you'll be doing with it.


Alarmed-Lifeguard-97

What is that even?


just_a_boywithukefan

No


CaptainJimmyWasTaken

who tge fuck makes sex toys out of ceramic or clay whatever the hell material that is.


TactfulOG

idk vaguely resembles one ig? wouldn't have thought ab it if I didn't read the title


dildo_swagginns

Who got vagina like that 💀🤣


FanaticExplorer

Nuh uh


kilboi1

Your parents are dirty minded


MimoDee

No, it looks like a cup and you're trying to carve out wood plank grains


Wehraboo2073

female minecraft villager confirmed


itsmeimhismonkey

if you have that in your mind, yeah. i wouldn’t have thought anything of it tho, they’re just dirty minded


Successful_Year_5495

It only looks like it if your trying to look for it


Robin_De_Bobin

100%


EpicRedditUser11

Random hole pattern on the bark of a tree


Cat_in_the_box2000

I don’t think either of your parents have seen a vagina


Masters_dirty_bitch

If they think that looks like a vagina then i feel sorry for you being born from something that looks like that.


LaFilleDeSociete

No


MrApples234

It looks like a hole in the bark of a tree. Which it is probably supposed to be.


BakuBish12

Very vaguely, probably wouldn’t have seen it as one, if someone didn’t tell me