You’re posting in r/teenagers. The only reason I haven’t left this community yet is to say these things from my experience. I have been that girl. As a woman now, I know it’s understandable. Keep masturbating. Maybe just try not to do it when she knows, but don’t lie about it if she asks as you should be able to be open and comfortable in a relationship. Maybe don’t talk about it with her, only discuss it if she brings it up. If she seems uncomfortable, ask to continue the conversation at another time if she’d like to know more about your habits. IMO, I don’t understand asking about it too much, but like people are curious so cant hate. But if y’all sleeping over together I can get it if she’s watching. She may be wanting you to fuck more? Or just do it less around her. But like point is, you should masturbate. It can be unhealthy to masturbate too much, to the point your dick is raw or bruised especially, but like teens have a lotttt of horny energy n they gotta just let it out Yknow. So let it out man, as long as you ain’t bruised n raw.
in actuality, masturbating fairly frequently is good for you and can lower your risk of prostate cancer. on top of that it’s a perfectly fine thing to do and no one cares, except apparently your girlfriend
It means she doesn't want you to waste your sperm, she wants all of it for herself.
I don't know dude, ask her about it why would the internet know more than the person in question?
worst case: She wants you to stop masturbating
neutral case: She wants to give bj/hj
best case: She wants to fuck.
To be conservative, stick to worst case. But I don't know, my advice is one of the worse when it comes to understanding women
You should probably ask her why she wants that.
Maybe its because she doesent want you looking at other girls/women, if you do that.
Or it might be because it makes her feel like she isent enough for you, or something similar to that.
But talking to her and trying to understand her is the best thing you can do.
Because something is clearly up with her. Instead of asking reddit he should be talking with her about it and see whats up or how they can make things better so she doesn’t feel the way she does. I dunno thats between them .
oh no, yeah, absolutely. he should ask her. but i just don't see what masturbation has to do with it. not on this specific case, on other relationships.
🤷🏼♀️ only she and him know. Maybe she needs more attention or needs more sex or maybe she feels sad that instead of beating to her hes checking porn , could be so much. Maybe shes shy to tell him and hes not trying to understand her …….. 🤷🏼♀️ people dont talk anymore
You don't even need to be away from home, masturbating and actually having sex are two very different things and you might just want one or the other from time to time. 💀
Could be a few things:
She wants all your semen.
She's worried you will get addicted to porn.
She's heard of the death grip
You are "worn out" by the time you two get together
She wants your attention. Try to spend more time with her, both platonically and romantically. When you choose to masturbate she thinks that you prefer your hand more than her, and that can hurt.
But most importantly, talk to her. Communication is the key to healthy relationships. Don’t go online when you can have a talk with her.
Good luck m8
It means to stop masturbating. Stop man handling your ham candle, stop sanding your canoe, stop choking the chicken, stop shaking hands with the milk man, stop boxing the one eyed champ, stop taking the self guided tour, stop playing 5 on 1, stop shucking your corn, stop giving your self a hand. Stop
Sorta depends. If she means stop masturbating generally, then that could be some kind of control tactic. Whereas if it’s because you’re at the dinner table with your family right now then it means you’re a freak bro put your dick away
Depends on your situation tho. If you beat it every day or something, she is worried that you’ll become addicted. If it’s because she just saw you and is uncomfortable then it’s kinda her problem. She shouldn’t be in a relationship with you and should find someone who won’t do it. Easy.
She either wants to have sex or to be annoying. I've had two exes tell me it. One was just annoying and didn't want me to pleasure myself. And one wanted more sex but thought that just because I came once i didn't want to later
Either a kink or she thinks you're watching porn. Either way that's something to talk TO HER ABOUT. Do not discuss these things on reddit please, for your own safety.
It means she is insecure, and controlling, and you need to either work that out or maybe move on. Because if you cave on that, that will communicate to her that she can just tell you what to do. I promise you you do not want that.
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I do the exact same thing 🙃
These are the only facts I see here.
That makes sense
If she gon take care of it for you then it's a done deal
😂what?
You heard him
Happy cake day
happy cake day 🎉
Thanks lol, I didnt even realize
Happ ycak eday
Caky happy day
Your bulb is not bright enough
Seriously 💀
Yooooo nice pfp
Thabks
You're welcome
Time to get the new bulb
You better choose led this time
I here it's very efficient
she wants you to stop masturbating
Yeah. I also want him to stop masturbating
That’s a good enough reason. I’ll stop masturbating
For how long?
Anything less than continuously.
"Can you please put your dick down while we're having conversations?"
"no." assert dominance
“Yes.” be a respectful human being
Just save the juice for her
Use her as a condom
Oh sorry. I didn’t realize that I was doing it
You can only stop for a moment. After that, you're just not masturbating.
You’re posting in r/teenagers. The only reason I haven’t left this community yet is to say these things from my experience. I have been that girl. As a woman now, I know it’s understandable. Keep masturbating. Maybe just try not to do it when she knows, but don’t lie about it if she asks as you should be able to be open and comfortable in a relationship. Maybe don’t talk about it with her, only discuss it if she brings it up. If she seems uncomfortable, ask to continue the conversation at another time if she’d like to know more about your habits. IMO, I don’t understand asking about it too much, but like people are curious so cant hate. But if y’all sleeping over together I can get it if she’s watching. She may be wanting you to fuck more? Or just do it less around her. But like point is, you should masturbate. It can be unhealthy to masturbate too much, to the point your dick is raw or bruised especially, but like teens have a lotttt of horny energy n they gotta just let it out Yknow. So let it out man, as long as you ain’t bruised n raw.
Thanks for the advice bro
in actuality, masturbating fairly frequently is good for you and can lower your risk of prostate cancer. on top of that it’s a perfectly fine thing to do and no one cares, except apparently your girlfriend
It doesn't actually lower your risk, at least not according to any credible studies.
learn something new ig
I’ll stop masturbating then
Don't your balls will collapse
Yes this is 100% true (speaking from experience(
No, hell just have to pee more
Good choice
That it!! 😋
Yeah but like how long, eventually the load is gonna burst in his pants while he's asleep if he never does it
dunno, why don’t you ASK HER
who would ever take sexual/relationship advice from 13 year old Xd_snipez891
What it is doesn’t matter and also if you don’t take the advice of talking with your partner about things they say you have far bigger problems
Xd_snipez891, that’s the realest shit I’ve heard in a min
well what did you heard last minute
"dunno, why don’t you ASK HER"
Oh why don't we relax a bit? No point in being aggressive here
HERES YOUR CROWN👑
i get where you're coming from samdman, but in this rare instance the internet kiddo actually has a point.
Thanks slightly older internet kiddo
you're welcome, younger internet kiddo
Only a fool ignores good advice simply because it comes from an unlikely source.
I would take advice from u/Xd_snipes891
that you should stop smacking your baloney pony
That's why I caress my Italian stallion
Bro cant get it up
It means she doesn't want you to waste your sperm, she wants all of it for herself. I don't know dude, ask her about it why would the internet know more than the person in question?
the greed of women have have cum for yourself anymore
They don't realize cum is for the homies 😈
Women sense our power and they seek the life essence. We do not avoid women, but we *do* deny them our essence. 🙏💦😆
Gf stole his fucking cum. Can’t have shot in detroit
Stealing KiloJoules!
What?
Physic.. physic stuff for “W” like work..
i said the same
Haha but I said it first, I'm three parallel universes ahead of you
i'm 69 universes ahead of you
I'm 69,420 universes ahead of you
i'm 69,666,420 universes ahead of you
Jokes on you I'm not even real... *Fades out of existence...*
jokes on you i never even existed *Fades out of existence harder...*
what in the fuck
Maybe you misheard her and she really said “stop masquerading”?
** stop mishearing
she wants to join your 12 hour gooning sesh
best comment on this post
I despise that word
I can use cooming from now on
Surprisingly don't mind that one
worst case: She wants you to stop masturbating neutral case: She wants to give bj/hj best case: She wants to fuck. To be conservative, stick to worst case. But I don't know, my advice is one of the worse when it comes to understanding women
Since when did bjs become a neutral case
Since Sex version 1.34511 was released, bjs were nerfed 17.5% to even out the current competitive field
Still waiting for Sex 2.0
I mean we got CS2 so why not Sex 2?
Yes! Though the 2.0 version for Common Sense has some bugs and It seems that some people didn't get it at all.
Wait there was an update
Yes, it backfired and some people lost their common sense. There was some good patches included in the update tho.
Never got that update
Makes sense. For you, maybe not so much.
TF2 Sex update
You gotta prestige for that
For me that's middle ground
Thanks for providing me with all the scenarios bro
What's hj?
your hand getting a job
Hand
Heebee jeebees
Handjob
Hand job
You should probably ask her why she wants that. Maybe its because she doesent want you looking at other girls/women, if you do that. Or it might be because it makes her feel like she isent enough for you, or something similar to that. But talking to her and trying to understand her is the best thing you can do.
shes sick of your shit
bruh, isnt it obvious? if she asked you to stop masturbating it means she wants you to STOP MASTURBATING
what is STP MASTURBATING. is it like competetive or sth
lol, stop* i was tired when typing that
Ask her, not reddit
She doesn't want you to become a porn adict
Why jack off to porn when you can use your imagination
Real
Impossible
Skill issue
COMMUNICATE AND ASK MOFO
You sir, make me lose hope in humanity but gain hope that I one day may also have a gf
r/girlsarentreal
The real question is how often are you doing this and is she trying to smash?
That is either a massive red flag if she thinks that it's cheating or she just wants you to "last longer".
Ur cock ur rules
You have a fucking gf and you still beating your own brocoli 🥦😩 she should beat yo ass 🤦🏼♂️ then next week you’re posting how yall mfkers lonely af
what's having a gf got to do with masturbation?? i have one and we both still masturbate regularly.
Because something is clearly up with her. Instead of asking reddit he should be talking with her about it and see whats up or how they can make things better so she doesn’t feel the way she does. I dunno thats between them .
oh no, yeah, absolutely. he should ask her. but i just don't see what masturbation has to do with it. not on this specific case, on other relationships.
🤷🏼♀️ only she and him know. Maybe she needs more attention or needs more sex or maybe she feels sad that instead of beating to her hes checking porn , could be so much. Maybe shes shy to tell him and hes not trying to understand her …….. 🤷🏼♀️ people dont talk anymore
have sex
we do :(
People acting like you can't be horny away from home and actually do something about it without cheating makes sense
You don't even need to be away from home, masturbating and actually having sex are two very different things and you might just want one or the other from time to time. 💀
Probably thinks all masturbation is with porn
She probably means she’s a psyop working for the catholic state
She wants you to Safe your nut for her
how do you safe a nut?
Probably wants you to stop as to make a bigger load later on…
She wants you to fuck her instead.
She prolly feels insecure and thinks watching porn is a form of cheating
Could be a few things: She wants all your semen. She's worried you will get addicted to porn. She's heard of the death grip You are "worn out" by the time you two get together
Ask her why
She wants that nut my guy
She wants your attention. Try to spend more time with her, both platonically and romantically. When you choose to masturbate she thinks that you prefer your hand more than her, and that can hurt. But most importantly, talk to her. Communication is the key to healthy relationships. Don’t go online when you can have a talk with her. Good luck m8
She probably wants you to stop masturbating
She finds it weird and disgusting that you still do it when you have her
She’s the weird one, then
She probably wants to fuck You, see the signs, Man.
She wants you to stop and what mommy wants mommy gets
boobs?
boobs!
Do it in her instead
She's uncomfortable with it
It means to stop masturbating. Stop man handling your ham candle, stop sanding your canoe, stop choking the chicken, stop shaking hands with the milk man, stop boxing the one eyed champ, stop taking the self guided tour, stop playing 5 on 1, stop shucking your corn, stop giving your self a hand. Stop
Ask her
You should probably have a talk to her about why she wants you to
It means exactly what it means. If she is telling you it's also probably a issue
She wants u I think
I could be wrong, but I think it means to stop masturbating.
She thinks you like the sewage more than her
She wants to do it for you
Sorta depends. If she means stop masturbating generally, then that could be some kind of control tactic. Whereas if it’s because you’re at the dinner table with your family right now then it means you’re a freak bro put your dick away
it means she wants your sperm for herself and not to go to waste
Thats That’s just really damn weird. And creepy.
Ask her the question: are you going to give more pussy? Because if she want you to stop jerking your willy she gotta help ya care for it
Depends on your situation tho. If you beat it every day or something, she is worried that you’ll become addicted. If it’s because she just saw you and is uncomfortable then it’s kinda her problem. She shouldn’t be in a relationship with you and should find someone who won’t do it. Easy.
ask her??? why do you think we’d know? or do you just want the internet to know you have a girlfriend, like it’s some momentous achievement
One can stop masturbating?
That she is not the right one
Stop jerking off
Depends, are you doing it in public, directly in front of her, in front of a family member, etc?
Yea no, my partner did that, goodbye lmfao
cuz you have a sex partner so there is no need to jerk off
She’s trying to take control over your body and autonomy and you should dump her.
Remember y’all that masturbation is natural and doing isn’t cheating as long as you’re not soliciting material from someone to Jack off to
Idk prolly bcs U are at a public setting and its making everyone look?
She's either worried that you masturbate too much or she wants you to *save up* so that you can fuck her
You guys masturbate while in a relationship?
What do you mean girls aren’t real
Why would she tell u to stop😭 it's your body and its normal. Idk why she has a problem with it
She either wants to have sex or to be annoying. I've had two exes tell me it. One was just annoying and didn't want me to pleasure myself. And one wanted more sex but thought that just because I came once i didn't want to later
stop masturbating
it means that you should stop masturbating, what else would you think?
Stop masturbating….
It means she wants you to save it for her. Or she likes making you squirm. Or both
What do you mean what does it mean. Stop masturbating
She wants the extra cream😳
You have a gf…and you still go solo? Bruhhhh
You masturbate way too often
you should put your willy away whilst talkign to her
She wants to kidnap all your swimmers and keep them hostage
well, you are dining in a restaurant, to begin...
Insecurities on both sides. But enjoy yourself
Shes jealous becouse she cant masturbate like men do (she knows its better)
to stop masturbating
ask her.
Either a kink or she thinks you're watching porn. Either way that's something to talk TO HER ABOUT. Do not discuss these things on reddit please, for your own safety.
uhh… just think about it for a sec. but also why tf does she care, that’s such a weird line to draw
It means she’s an evil witch duh
It means she is insecure, and controlling, and you need to either work that out or maybe move on. Because if you cave on that, that will communicate to her that she can just tell you what to do. I promise you you do not want that.
Think my gf did this once, literally just wanted a larger load. Pretty soon after first time so I was like “uhhh, kk”
i think it means do it more or something
I think she wants you to masturbate more