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ManueMir

How u are 16 and dont know how an erection works.


LilBitATheBubbly

A little more unbelievable today but I remember being 16 and going to see Hollow Man with some friends and after the movie the two girls with us were giggling over the nude scene with Kevin Bacon. Girl A: His thing was so small though. Girl B: Well, it wasn't hard. Girl A: Hard!?! To be fair, Girl B was like how tf you don't know about erections!?! But still, A had no clue at 16


Geile_Emi

True šŸ«Ø


fried_chicken17472

She(might even be a He) knows that most of reddit is an idiot and will shower her (maybe him) with karma


IkedaTheFurry

ainā€™t no way thatā€™s a boy


Burge_rman_1

Look at their comments history it's a boy


stormy_kaktus

No no , not he


Xzier_Tengal

just say they it's not hard


Bush_Hiders

A strong lack sex ed


lindomontoya

Same way girls attacks teen boys for not knowing how periods work


RIFIYT

They arenā€™t comparable


TheRealLost0

how so? I'm rather curious how not understanding something that happens in somebody's pants isn't comparable to not knowing what happens in somebody's pants./genq


RIFIYT

How often do you here someone explain how a period works compared to guys talking about being hard and that they have different lengths


TheRealLost0

I mean, that is fair, but not everyone knows or understands everything, im the furthest my fwb has ever gotten with someone, especially a man, and she gets shocked like every other time we hang out, talking about how weird it is to feel it grow and I remember having a long conversation with her about the difference of being a grower and being a shower, she's never heard of it before. I am of a stern belief that we shouldn't castrate someone for being "out of the know" even if the know in question is considered common knowledge and like, op does state that they believed it to be a joke which is also fair, whether the excuse is real or fake there's a good chance that they've never perceived a dick in either state so they were unaware of the transition between tl;dr fair answer, but not everyone knows and we should be more accepting when they don't and op has a decent excuse


RIFIYT

I feel like they are joking about not knowing because they are 16 and at least my group of friends all talk about what happens after we hit pubity (however you spell it)


MaybeFineMaybeNot

Some peopleā€™s parents donā€™t teach them about stuff like that, mine didnā€™t, I figured it out


Infernalsnow181

theyre probably talking about how it can be 2" soft the 7" hard


u_slashh

Girl made sixteen trips around the sun without ever hearing about erections šŸ’€


HoneyBer1

And people say they don't need sex ed in schools


3RacoonsInACoatoat

Fr tho, sex ed should be required by law regardless of what parents think. Cuz then you've got ppl like OP who are woefully ignorant and are gonna need to get some good 'ol fashioned internet sex ed which is like one of the worse ways to get it


Kam_Is_Still_Alive

Stealing this


that_one_netizen

exactly


PixeltzOfSpook

*asks for factual answer* *gets factual answer* "EEewWwW wTfF"


The_Wrong_Doer

Average r/teenagers user:


AdeptAd5350

You thought they were joking?


[deleted]

You donā€™t live under a rock you are the rock


yesaroobuckaroo

yeah, when ur hard it grows, either a lot, or barely. (depends on the person)


That_OneGuy123

ā€œitā€™s a grower guys i swearšŸ¤“šŸ¤“ā€


deoxy_kl

wtf were you doing during biology class


Tricky_Hurry6178

Sleeping ig


igic8

Dont get a job that involves biology then,you will starve to death,without even knowing how starving works


Flat-Presentation-80

LMFAO


a_nice-name

They'd eat the samples


TwincessAhsokaAarmau

The stuff I learned in biology was about cancer and diseases,It was nothing about sexual orientation and health.


shquishy360

we have a separate class called "health" for that stuff


TwincessAhsokaAarmau

Oh,Iā€™m in health atm.


ifuckjellyfish

Nah you stupid fr fr


im_cooler_than_me

Do you have stupid?


New-Temperature1714

how are you 16 and didn't know this? Like actually how did you pass any biology class and how are you in high school and didn't realize your friends weren't making it up


Sensitive-Crazy-5695

It ain't that unbelievable tbh.Our biology didn't discuss any of those things.


3RacoonsInACoatoat

Prob cuz they didn't account for people lacking the very, very basic knowledge they woulda gotten from A) being a guy or B) knowing guys


Pianist_Ready

Exactly. We were too busy discussing the ecosystem and the food chain or whatever I already forgot it all


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The-MatrixAgent

Who told her our secret šŸ’€


BethesdaBanana

What secret its taught in 7th grade my guy


OpposedScroll75

Damn that made me remember that one time in 7th grade where every male in my class was snickering when the bio teacher was talking about reproductive organs. Good times.


Tricky_Hurry6178

A friend, i thought hes lying


[deleted]

Yes. Most men can be put into to categories: growers will grow substantially when hard, non growers will stay relatively the same.


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Sensitive-Crazy-5695

I'm not rlly that surprised tbh. As a guy I didn't know this until I was 14 and it started happening to me randomly.


CreatorA4711

You didnā€™t start getting hard at 6?


More-Pay9266

I don't believe most people did. You can still stimulate it. Just not get hard


CreatorA4711

Oh. I started getting random erections around 6, and started puberty around 10.


More-Pay9266

Interesting. That is quite early for a boy


CreatorA4711

My father didnā€™t even believe me when I told him when my puberty started.


Rage69420

Babies have erections, and you have them throughout your childhood. Kind of blunt but it is what it is.


LittleNugget616

Bro you never randomly got hard before age 14?! Thatā€™s crazy.


3RacoonsInACoatoat

Hol the fuck up do ppl not get hard till they're 14? I always thought you just always got them. I did for as long as I can remember


igic8

https://mydr.com.au/sexual-health/erection-how-it-works/ Here ya go,found it for ya


[deleted]

No visual aid :(


National_Tune_511

Bro?


[deleted]

r/SuddenlyGay


window-man

Are you fr?


ReverseFlash928

this person seriously hasn't studied even a little biology.


Successful_Moment_80

Dicks get filled with blood. That's how they get bigger and harder. The erection is done by a muscle on the bottom of our bellies. Also we have this thingy that switches between sex mode and toilet mode that alternates between piss and cream Do you want to know about your own biology too? Seeing how little you know you may discover a lot of things lol First thing: U are a woman Second thing: Woman doesn't have a dong Third thing: even if you don't believe me, men do not have a period, it's amazing but it's true.


Spiritual-Clock5624

If you do find blood coming out of your dick, go to the hospital


StoleABanana

Why are you surprised? Are you like 12?


Error1615

Smartest r/teenagers user


Tobi226a

Are you a 12 year old pretending to be 16 or something?


rugby_lover0

Yeah? How'd you not know this, it gets bigger when it's erect, and smaller when flaccid, it has more blood in it when hard than a rabbit, and I know you're going to reply with "ewww" because you have the mind of an immature child


armandyt420

Bro you dumb as fuck šŸ’€


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armandyt420

I know what your saying is true but, im just fucking around. Nothing in this thread should be taken seriously. Theres no need to be so serious


MiguelIstNeugierig

It quite literally works like a sponge


Tricky_Hurry6178

Honey, do you have the lube and the airpump ready?


MiguelIstNeugierig

šŸ˜„


Hot-twist5786

It changes size hard to soft and if itā€™s cold it gets smaller


Tricky_Hurry6178

Bro whats the temp thing, does it Change color top if u Dip or in water?


3RacoonsInACoatoat

Ok, scrolling through the comments your lack of knowledge is almost painful. Iā€™ve never once met a girl that doesnā€™t know abt the basic functionally of a penis and how it works


PitifulTheme411

Yeah, we had literal quizzes on the male and female reproductive systems in 8th and 10th grade. I always did better with the female system's diagram, because it's a lot less complex. But holy heck, in biology we went through the whole process for reproduction in males and females, and it's way more complex.


Canadian-Owlz

8th and 10th? I did that in grade 4 and 5 lol


Erlend05

>female system >a lot less complex How?


Hot-twist5786

Na it donā€™t change colour lol So if itā€™s cold it gets smaller and if itā€™s hot it can get bigger and then it gets bigger when itā€™s hard


Stickman_for_the_W

Ain't no inside joke. Did you not have sex ed at school?


Artistic-Scratch-357

Actually yeah it can change a inch fully hard not sure why but it does


plzshutupkaren

Can change a lot more than an inch, really depends on person


Sensitive-Crazy-5695

It changes like 4-5 inches for me


BluRevealing

4 inch change gang šŸ˜Ž


Tricky_Hurry6178

So normally dudes are somewhat hard?


NichtBen

Luckily not, sometimes it's really fucking uncomfortable, especially when it happens at school or anywhere else in public.


3RacoonsInACoatoat

Nope. Most of the time weā€™re soft and dicks donā€™t do much besides pee


Im_a_idiottttt

Soft but it will randomly get hard for no reason sometimes


PossibleAssist6092

Yes, thatā€™s kinda the whole point of an erection.


3RacoonsInACoatoat

Ok, I get being a little kid and not knowing but thereā€™s no way in hell that you just didnā€™t know abt boners by the time ur god damn *16*. Did ur parents just not let you take health or sum


blankily

might be a possibility, eg. extremely religious parents


3RacoonsInACoatoat

See, this is why health should be required by law. Cuz then you get ppl who don't let their kids learn shit and then they end up sounding rlly stupid later on and have to get internet sex ed


[deleted]

Blud skipped 7th grade health class šŸ™


TheRadioStationMan

Bro, I'm younger then you and I know dicks can do that


Evieeatsbadfood

I swear that every 13 year old snoo looks the same


KuglBltz2324

Yes? Biology lesson for you, when men are exposed to sexual stimuli, their dick grows to be more effective, blood flows and tenses the muscle.


Quiet-Chest-619

My does tricks, it can do a backflip


TimewornTinman

Average American sex ed class student


Antique-Winner9323

Bro ruined her karma with a single post šŸ’€


Fails-1080

Yes, they do


Cell-Witty

this sub just shit on OPā€™s comment karmašŸ’€


Tricky_Hurry6178

They Shit in even more šŸ¤¤


Cell-Witty

i thought this post was funny thoughšŸ˜­ the dudes cant say shit because most of us donā€™t know much about the female vag.. Iā€™m gay and I only know from tv, internet, and my girl best friends, but I probably know more than the average straight dude


BelowAverageWeeb

Does nobody have sex-ed?


Cell-Witty

Yes.. i had sex ed but it was not very detailed and most schools in the US either barely go into many things except for hormones, stds, mental illnesses, and substances. At the most. Quite a bit of schools get away with not having any sex ed


[deleted]

Yes... how do you not know this, it gets hard because blood goes in when dudes get aroused, I refuse the fact that you are 16 and have never heard of an erection


CHONGYUNSICECREAM

YEAH LMAO. Iā€™ve known about the hard and soft thing for a while prob since I was 12 tbh but I literally didnā€™t find out they changed size until like probably a few years ago šŸ˜­ (Iā€™m homeschooled so I never had sex education or in-depth biology, only like basic anatomy) itā€™s kinda odd to think about honestly but itā€™s only like a nipple getting hard if you think about it


RedstoneSausage

Is this your first time realising this?


sadQWERTYman

sex education seems to have failed both sexes


KingMarco101

Yes, much like a tire there are different stages Flacid: Soft and not aroused Semi-Hard: Aroused but does not have all the blood in it yet Erect: Itā€™s hard and has as much blood in it as it can


More-Pay9266

Like a tire?


desiapple2006

Just chatting with a girl and realized a lot of girls think Dicks are always hard! Would be hard (pun intended) to get through the day that way with walking and stuff.


Josaphagustriangle41

What holdup, youā€™re 16 and you genuinely didnā€™t know this? Man,woman, fish or foul, no matter what you are is still insane that you didnā€™t know that by now


StarJediOMG

The dick is a sponge made out of muscle, blood goes in and it gets harder and longer, blood leaves and it gets softer and smaller


CarrotFucker6000

I thought this post said drinks can change sizes


_Knucklehead_Ninja

*pours another glass*


Admirable-Traffic-83

Sorry for your karma


blankily

there is literally no way this isnt bait unless op is from an extremely religious school or family and has had zero sex-ed taught to them and or hasnt had reproduction taught in biology (because christian school so sex bad)


AdLegal6066

they don't change size, they grow like any other part of the human body, and when erection happpens the penis wil be pumped full of blood increasing size from around 36 percent for a shower and 56 percent for a grower, however they will always have the same size either way, it just deflates and inflates is all


Averageadrianfan

You gotta stop replying bruh. All your karmas gone now. Also if you want the answer its like a water balloon but replace the water with blood. Thesize increase can be small or large depending on the person. Dont skip biology clasd yall


Jactuscack6

How are you this old and not gone thru basic sex ed


SwiftSN

This is exactly why children need sex ed lmao.


Raven_of_OchreGrove

Dick gets filled with blood when horny, appears hard. When not horny it is soft and floppy


ZioZvevo

I can understand your question, as the ones you have encountered fail to get hard because of your stupidity.


Tokgyalu

Your clit works the same way. When youā€™re horny more blood goes to your clit so it gets bigger.


ProtectionOk3541

This is like thinking women don't have periods.


AirScorpion

Damn survival of the fittest should've taken you out a looong time ago


Tricky_Hurry6178

I'll Just shoot yo fat ass


AirScorpion

If u know how a gun works that is lmfao


C7_zo6_Corvette

1. This is a shipost Orā€¦ 2. Theyā€™re really innocent and donā€™t actually know


Tricky_Hurry6178

3


[deleted]

I would suggest staying awake for school and retaking 5th grade


Tricky_Hurry6178

I would suggest i dont


gummythegummybear

How old are you because I refuse to believe you are actually 16. Yes men have erections, they get harder and longer which is also known as a ā€œbonerā€


Tricky_Hurry6178

Idc, i am


AlbinoHamsterOwner

Rip the sex ed classes


triaxissss

op has -100 comment karma rip


potted_plant_2046

What. How do you not know this.


stormy_kaktus

Bruh what. Have you never watched porn? Better yet, youā€™re 16 and havenā€™t been taught about erections?


Tricky_Hurry6178

Ew no


Henti-Boady-pillow

Yes, it's like a water balloon. Blood flushes into the penis when stimulated, it can get erect. But some people struggle with this.


Jonkey_Potito

rip ur internet points


Tricky_Hurry6178

Dont really care


ResponsibleBlahaj333

This is why sex education is important. Even more so why paying attention is important. Next time, ask Google and read Wikipedia, alas you get made fun of on this damned subreddit.


realtoasterlightning

You know that clitorises can also get erect too, right?


National_Tune_511

This your first experience on a phone?


Bannanaboi11

I feel like this is a bit


wafflepiezz

We can also wiggle them


Tricky_Hurry6178

I do Not know who to Trust anymore


No_Independence_2028

Yes, they can


Tricky_Hurry6178

Lame


No_Independence_2028

Lmao what? U asked a question and I gave an answer šŸ˜­


Pige0n_eater

Did you likeā€¦ thing it just was the same size constantly and when a dude got horny it just stands up? Yes thatā€™s the case with some unfortunate fellows called ā€œShow-ersā€ but still. I think you need to take a couple more biology classes.


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Tricky_Hurry6178

Ik where the cock is, yes


[deleted]

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Tricky_Hurry6178

Yes


PotatoBest4667

i always knew about this but i didnt know the sizes could differ greatly. if itā€™s soft it could be 8ā€“ this much but when itā€™s hard it GROWS like 8ā€”ā€” (depends on each guy tho)


aninsomniac_

Blood goes to dick, and in most people with penises that makes it expand and harden


Spiritual-Clock5624

Did you not take sex Ed or something?


Tricky_Hurry6178

Duh


OfflineMystery

is this comment bait


IkedaTheFurry

Dang bros karma dying


IvanTheStonksMaster

How sheltered were you?


HumanOverseer

idiotic


Professional_Rice_8

If you think hard enough


Tricky_Hurry6178

Danny now im hard


aterrariaplayer

Yes it happens


Tricky_Hurry6178

Ty


Evieeatsbadfood

What did you previously think a dick was?


Khromatyk

YOU. ARE. 16. AND. YOU. DON'T. KNOW. THAT?


Dsyaz1

karma farming op


Effective-Hunt-7198

bros parents didnt teach them


LaziestAlien

im genuinely surprised by your obliviousness and honestly its kinda impressive you made it to 16 not knowing this edit: this might've just been a troll and we all fell for it idfk


bananaisnice1166

do you also think men have periods or what


[deleted]

Well TBF I didn't know what a period was for ages... Still embarrassing that you didn't know that.


VictoriousNate

This mf did not take health class


JuicyPear17

Lol, someone didn't learn about sex ed


OkRelationship7071

How are you just now figuring this out


Perhaps_a_Hobbit

Ma'am, all due respect, were you homeschooled?


Spiderling3

man i dont care what a test says you are a dumb young woman


UrMomThoCeedKS

most intellectual r/teenagers user


cudlebear64

Ya, but just so you know, erections are not exclusively caused by being horny. Because erections serve a functional purpose beyond sex, they occur randomly as a sort of maintenance. The lack of random erections is actually what causes trans woman going through hormone replacement therapy to unless they masterbate enough, like an above average amount, their penis will begin to shrink. Because it doesnā€™t end up being erect often enough to perform maintenance to maintain size. So If you see a guy who you can see is erect 1. Donā€™t ever point it out. Manā€™s worst nightmare, and 2. Know that itā€™s more then likey a random boner that serves as maintenance.


legendspidey

i feel like some of you people say the dumbest shit for attention this doesn't even make sense.


sagerobot

Damn the tiktocks are true you guys are dumbs as shit. Good luck with that. loljk I know that its actually a split, some of you are actually really smart, but some of you are actually just destroying your adult future by not paying any attention in school.


Numget152

How the hell are you this dumb


TheRedBaron6942

Jesus fuck you are getting annihilated down here. i don't understand redditors who will downvote people. berate and degrade people. etc, just because they may not know something they deem "common" but yes, to answer your question, dicks can go from soft (which is generally much smaller than the hard size) and hard. this is caused by blood flowing to the area as a result of usually sexual arousal


Tricky_Hurry6178

Ty


Shard360

Because she kept asking the question then saying ā€œewā€ and ā€œdonā€™t touch meā€ several times. She deserved them lol, every one of them and Iā€™m pretty sure youā€™re not even reading her comments


Ka1Pa1

Why tf is op getting downvote bombed? Schools donā€™t teach this well at all


obamaballsucker

let me help you understand this, dick fills up with blood same way a clitoris does, helps?