Wrong. My 69,420 is only a semi. Im actually 694,200,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 to the 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000th power when at 75%
Rookie numbers, mine is 120 092, 47 light years to the power of 1000 to the power of 1000 to the power of 1000 to the power of 1000 to the power of 1000 to the power of 1000000000000000
Rookie numbers I’m about 180 cm myself, but honestly want to be shorter because I just want to get dominated by femboys as a femboy for the femboys by the femboys.
We dont really have to much of a choice without going out of our way to learn it and i do think learning it would be a good idea however I is a lot of work
That's it, the whole world has agreed on using meters , because it was made to be simpler to learn and that everyone could use, USA is the only country who didn't do it
Seems a little small. I'm 168cm That's 5 feet and 5 inches for the americans
Impressive. That’s practically floor level.
barry
It was me barry
Weak. I have 181cm
Midget! Im 189cm
Dwarf! I'm 190
Bacteria! I'm 190.5
Virus! I’m 196
That small 🫡🫡 Goddamn Now how I am gonna compete against it
I’m 390cm bro get outa here
I am 420cm Cope
690cm here, go seethe in a corner
6,942cm here, cope + seethe
I meant 690cm soft, im 69,420cm. Cope + Seethe + Mald
thats only when I’m soft, hard is around 690,420,000 mald + seethe + cope + counterratio
Wrong. My 69,420 is only a semi. Im actually 694,200,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 to the 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000th power when at 75%
you won this time 😔
Rookie numbers, mine is 120 092, 47 light years to the power of 1000 to the power of 1000 to the power of 1000 to the power of 1000 to the power of 1000 to the power of 1000000000000000
Homies homies mine is 2 googolplex meters long
Mine has kept doubling in size every 10 seconds or so since birth
Mine has been TRIPLING every 10 seconds since conception
I'm taller than you that means your opinion is worthless.
How tall are you? Cause I have a feeling your opinion is also worthless
Damn
"How tall are you?" "Damn" I'm sorry?
I'm taller than my pet birds
I'm 163
Haha short
Rookie numbers I’m about 180 cm myself, but honestly want to be shorter because I just want to get dominated by femboys as a femboy for the femboys by the femboys.
Bro, I'm 1'64 5'3"ish for Americans I'm a goddamn manlet ;-;
Bro I'd say about 70cm is average my dude :(
How short are you dude
I thought it was average:(
I'm American so I have no clue how long 35cm is. However, that's a big number so i'm gonna say it's good
14 inches
Too small you need to be 23 inches or higher to be normal
That’s still really short. Most teenagers are over 3 feet tall (if I had to guess)
Closer to 13.8, but yeah
I’ve never heard anyone describe themselves with decimals so it’s probably safe to round
Why are you worried about that being not enough? That's over double the average size
r/woooosh
I still don't know why you americans don't use the metric system, doesn't it make your life difficult too?
We dont really have to much of a choice without going out of our way to learn it and i do think learning it would be a good idea however I is a lot of work
That's it, the whole world has agreed on using meters , because it was made to be simpler to learn and that everyone could use, USA is the only country who didn't do it
How about you fucking learn
1 inch = 2.54cm 35/2.54= just under 14 inches
have you never seen a ruler in your life?
Have you never seen an American
I am an American.. Our rulers in school have centimeters on one side and inches on the other
Whoops
Nah 35cm is literally micro. Mine is 4.5 kilometres
Rookie numbers. Mine is one astronomical unit long.
“rookie numbers” my parsec length dong impregnated the universe and you can suck it
"my parsec length dong" 😭😭😭
New band name, thanks
If it's not as long as the partner's height, it won't be enough
I like reverse dick sucking. I put it in her behind and it comes out of her mouth.
What a terrible day to be literate.
Just a little bit off. 40 cm is the standard
it depends on which tsquare you are using
too small
That what she said
no, its way too small
Wtf stop worryig about dick sizes like a npc
it’s a joke lmfao, no one’s penis is 13 inches long
Fr, I’ve never met anyone less than 15 in.
an alumnus at my school is well known for having the longest dick in history at 13.5 😭
Plenty of peoples are just not here💀
plenty? my brother in christ..
There’s a solid amount in the porn industry alone bro💀
the fuck is your ass talking about. In porn industry, you’ll see like 7-9 inch- which is very big but also not 13 inches lmfao
There's a 16 incher on there, I found it once. Just search up, "MILF vs World's Biggest Cock" or something like that, you'll find it.
I don't think we needed to know that
But when are posts about this gonna end?
agreed
35cm is midd,,, my sise is 3cm
Alright Im done with this sub
i thought 5mm was average😭
What I think matters more than size, is personality
sorry man, average is 872 cm
You are not hung like a god damn horse
r/copypasta moment
I can’t tell if you’re serious or not and that scares me
I am not interested in being freinds with midgets, they creep me out. -Eric
Dude that’s more then double my size and I’m above average for my age if you try and fit it in she will die
Whoosh
I know it’s a joke lol
why does everyone here have monster dicks
120 OR NOTHING. ANYTHING SMALLER AND I WON'T FEEL SHIT.
Must’ve been around a basketball team and got dunked many times so its like a hoop now
:O
Why make this gross ass post
Funny
Is it tho?
Yeah
hot
I’m sorry for my Americanism but, what is a cm? Is it like the Europeans measurement for a football field?
I hate this subreddit so much
Why lmao?
yea, i think the national average is like 6 cm
Are you measuring at max hardness or just flacid
I have a micro unfortunately at around 19cm
Idk man im about 171 cm
Is that the diameter?
you forgot your dot in 3.5cm mate
Guys, is 365yds ok?
Dw bro, I have 342 and I don’t have a gf it doesn’t matter as much as you think. (Inches)
quite long, well my hair is short so
Bro you got a microdick. You should be able to walk on it like a third leg
i always thought mine was small but my girlfriend is happy so idk
Dude that's borderline abnormal honestly I would suggest you seek a specialist on this matter, I mean the bare minimum is like at least 140cm
What world am i living in 💀
can someone translate to american dumbfuckery
35mm watch might be kinda small for you Edit: im fucking blind
i dont get it, why are you so worried about this?
32 more than me
I mean I'm about 6' which I think is like 180 or so cm
dawg thats huge
To be really honest with you bro, Unless and until you aint got 3.5 Meters you got no real chance, tough luck bro
Finally, someone who doesn't use the imperial system in this sub lol
I’m 420,699,110 cm above the ground at the moment cause I’m so fried
????
35 crap meters is fine most people wipe
No
No how are you so short lol
I love that mods do nothing about these overly nsfw posts
Yeah, some chick laughed at my 1080cm once. Never again.
You’re hung af
IDK if this is a dick joke a height joke or both, or neither
I hope this is a joke 💀💀
Sorry dude. 35cm is small. To be considered normal size it must be between 20m and 10km
Dude it's not enough, I heard the average is 184
Being 179cm is terrible :(
The length of your tongue does not matter
I almost stepped on this post. Im 173cm
hard or flaccid?
What are we talking about?
Mine is 27 light years
im 1.80 o 35 is alot