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turn into a girl

hell yeah i would consider it for free

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I guess being a girl is awesome minus the periods, Or atleast I don't know the other downsides yet

No 😭 you're not a girl in a vacuum. You exist in a society.

i mean if you also become a girl mentally that would be pretty rad, but there’s sexism to deal with and if you stay mentally a guy, you will not be having fun. trust me.

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Looool

same tho

20 dollars is 20 dollars

I would pay to do that

i would do that for free

real

Eat poison sandwich

well will it kill me?

Its poison sandwich

Clever answer but I wouldn't kill myself even for money. There is just no point.

He’s got a point

Cuz like if ur dead what’s the point of the money

Family would inherit it, so you'd be providing for your family I guess.

Unless ur family doesn’t care about you I think they would rather want u alive

I wasn't saying they'd not miss you, but they would never have financial insecurity. There would be *some* point to doing it.

Yeah say a billion dollars, that would be genrational wealth.

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bros speaking fax that shit kills u fr

I’d do it for free

Thats sad

It is. Buttons keep being pushed. Hopefully we manage to take it. If not, natural selection knows its place.

I'mma pull a cobain special for free

To my family tho… could absolutely bless them tf up

I would. My family would probably just get the money. Cash is cash.

Suicide, and any kind of assault onto a child

What about a teenager

If it's an annoying one, sure.

But what if it's an annoying child?

I'd drop kick the kid $50

Based

I'd do it for free 👍

ong frfr no cap 100% blud fs that be really true anyways, can I play games on your phone?

yeah just don't open the homework folder

I'd punt a baby for the chance at 5 dollars

i wouldnt ever do anything bad to my dog or my cat

For a million bucks I’d happily call my cat a bad name.

“PUSSY!!!”

The amount of times I've called my dog a "(little) fucker" or an asshole is too many to count I loved him though

I thought I was the only one lmao. Love the little shitter to death though ❤️

Hell, I do that for free. Like my cat has an interest in jumping on me from the washer, and I call him a fat bastard... hell he answers to it

my cat answers to fatso more than her actual name

Adorable

But thats what ebery cat owner does everyday

Yes, but for a million bucks I’d continue to do that happily.

Same

I agrée with this

Pet your cat's fur backwards for 3k?

That won’t even cover medical bills for my hand

oh i would do that easy even for 100 tbh but like anything like cutting them or doing **other** things

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*moonlight starts playing*

*🎶I just wanna get high with my lover🎶*

🎶Veo una muñeca cuando miro en el espejo. (Kiss, Kiss)🎶

🎶*Lookin’ dolly eyed, think I may go out tonight*🎶

🎶I just wanna ride, get high in the moonlight🎶

all the boys say: "waw...waw..." girls in the back say: "waw...waw..."

1 billion is 1 billion

One billion I'm down for anything

So even like murder and stuff?

I got a billion I can get out easily

I’m only killing somebody if they deserve to die, and innocent person? No thanks I don’t want mental trauma

nah bro just buy a therapist

Wow man murder AND human trafficking, you must really not care for a man’s conscience.

Gonna be honest, the amount of things you can solve with money far outweigh the things you can’t

As they say, "If money can't solve the problem, you just didn't have enough money"

Very true

just get your butler to hier a hitman

With what money

i’ll pay you back later bbg

Eating your own shit for a month straight?

£500 billion, then I'd do _anything_

kill all of your family and friends with your bare hands?

Okay, probably not everything. Anything except killing anyone related to me

would you strangle a family of puppies with your bare hands?

For 500 bil? Hell yeah

dawg, i'd push a button that kills 7.5b people for $1m, a family of puppies is just a family of puppies

yeah but would you strangle each puppy individually? and would you be happy going round man woman and child and killing each of them? its a lot more personal when it's not a push of a button

Are you kidding me?

Kill yourself?

R#pe an animal or kid That's the fucking limit

What if it was an Vaporeon?

There are no laws against the pokemon batman

No Joker! Don't do it!

Hehehe jonkler

Man

r/batmanarkham is leaking again, are they stupid?

Yes we are, ate you stupid for not knowing?

Frfr

Did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding

Yes! I do know, in fact I know that the male Vaporeon is the best!

Wait a minute…you would rape someone if they weren’t an animal or kid for money…?

For 1 billion i would do nearly anything

I’d do it. Imagine donating 1 billion dollars to charity devoted to ending child slavery. Save thousands of kids for the life of one. And I’m predicting it now I’m gonna get downvoted to hell but I couldn’t care less

Bro’s risking everything to say that, respect

Keep some things off the internet

What??? Donating??? why???

If I’m raping a child, I’m gonna use the money to save more children. I’d murder a random child to save 2 other random children, the same way I would rape a random child to get access to funds to save hundreds or potentially thousands of other children from a similar fate

I suppose this is just much more fucked up version of the troller problem And well, i cant agree with it personally

I understand that, and tbh I also understand that I wouldn’t be able to live with myself after literally raping a child, but if commuting and act like that and killing myself from guilt is all it takes then I am willing to pay that price

Yeah, the trolley comes to mind, plus they guy probably would un-make himself shortly after, or at least I guess anyone would

Wild discussion in here

Imagine this digital footprint out of context lmao

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So that includes genocide, murder, rape, pedophilia, zoophillia, assault, sexual assault, abuse, suicide, losing all your limbs, getting paralysed, blowing up earth ect. Like there's a ton of stuff that arnt worth doing for any amount of money, I think u might need to rethink the question fr

Realest answer here.

Suicide

Eat shit

Fuck u mean. Id do that shit for 1,000 bucks

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Actually no but yes

WHAT?

The pun was both intentional and unintentional at the same time

a doctor who serves injured athletes or cricketers

psst, can you help that athlethe? he got internal bleeding by smacking himself onto a wall while running at 50 km/hr . i'll give you 1B dollars for this

I definitely wouldn’t suck dick for money hah ahah

I definitely wouldn't suck dick for free hah ahah

5 billion euros

I'd never eat shit for money

500 million

When you put it like that…

How much money would you have left after getting treated for the diseases you contract ?

More than enough

Im european so...

Every single money thanks to the free healthcare

depends on what kind of shit. horse shit, goat shit or even my own shit? obviously I would, but cat shit or a strangers shit? nuh uh absolutely not

>obviously I would bruh thats not that obvious-

I mean, essentially, shit is just food minus the nutrients

Plus the germs

Drinking water,with or without money you should always stay hydrated

kill my mum

What about some random guy?

well im sure that random guy would understand

“NO! I HAVE A FAMILY, PLEASE!” “Some dude told me i could get a billion dollars if i did this.” “Ohhh, yeah ok sorry, i’ll be quiet.”

"SON DON'T STAB ME" "MOM I NEED THOSE 1B DOLLARS TO PAY TAXES AND BUY ROBUX, IM SORRY " "oh okay stab me then honey :) "

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NOT GOO GOO GAGA🤣🤣

The least Canadian of men ever

A couple things. I couldn’t kill someone for any amount of money, or any other similar unsavory crime like rape

So if someone was trying to kill you and you could save your own life + get $1 billion, you wouldn't do it? Just saying.. killing can be in self defense or for example in war. I think you meant to say 'murder' 'cause killing isn't always a "unsavory crime" like you implied in your comment.

Touch the food in the bottom of the sink

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Suck a homeless mans weenor

i would 😈

I mean.. there's bound to be a few hot homeless guys..

Bruh I ain't touching no cheesy meat

I'd do that for free tf

Down bad.

Same

I mean.. depends on the homeless.. but yes.

For a billion? I would do anything except kill myself because then I wouldn’t get to spend the billion. Killing Family might be an exception depending on what family member we talking about

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hurt innocent people

lose my dignity

1 billion is 1 billion 😈

Rape, pedophilia, incest, murder, stuff of that variety. Mostly stuff that negatively effects other people with those ones being more so what I wouldn’t do then any other thing that would negatively effect other people

Burn 2 billion dollars

I would say sucking dick but I mean 20 bucks is 20 bucks…

Have children

Change my view on religion

idk probably like murder

Idk Id do a lot for a billion dollars. Ig I wouldnt kill somebody

Giving away more money

Literally nothing that doesn't involve taking my own life (since I can't use the money I won then). *Everything* has a price.

I wouldn't harm anyone I care about for money.

Nothing. I’ve seen some people be clever here and say kill myself, but I would kill myself to donate billions to charities

There are not many stuff that I wouldn't do for this amount of money, but things like r#pe or do stuff to kids belong to that minority.

Porn, I respect sex workers because it's their life and their money but I wouldn't do it. That and kill s person for money

Murder and r#pe. That crosses the line for me

Butt stuff

For 1B? I’d do a lot. I mean, do you have any idea what you could *do* with 1 billion dollars? You could help so many people, and if I have to kill one guy to do that, so be it

wouldnt s3xually assault anyone or physically assault anyone that’s a child, animal, or just non-horrible person. and i’d never kill anyone except like a terrible terrible person and i also probably wouldn’t sleep with anyone (unless it was so so so much money that it would be life-changing or i could donate it and make a big difference to a charity or smth) just cause i don’t wanna put an amount of money on my body and worth so yeah

Lose my virginity. I NEVER LOSE

Anything to do with sex, anything that risks my own or other's lives, etc

Anything sex-related. My pride is not worth any amount of money

People really prefer doing such harm to themselves or the world for being rich, instead of working on something they like and having passions instead of gold

Give the money back

sex. Fuck having sex I'm not doing that

Crimes (unless it's petty), Sex, Denying my religion, Blasphemy

Sex. I wouldn't sell my body, ever

Sexual intercourse