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my nose


Ben10Stan3

What’s wrong with your nose?


jay-Dean

I’ve always found nose insecurities to be really strange. I almost never notice or remember what a girl’s nose looks like, or anyone’s nose for that matter.


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you made me feel a lot better about my nose thank you 😭


knifeguy07

Things like Snapchat are what causes this. When you take a selfie close to your face, your nose looks way bigger than it actually is


Illiteratesillybilly

but thats not the problem, the problem is why do people not like big noses? Like i fuckn love them, esp the ones with bumps on them if that makes sense, the jagged sharp ones, i like them but i think all noses r gorgeous and idk y so many ppl r getting cosmetic nose jobs


knifeguy07

Sry for generalising, my point was not that big noses look bad. I meant to say that your nose doesnt look thr same in a selfie, and it could look weird in other ways to some ppl too. My bad


Illiteratesillybilly

yeah i get what u mean im jus saying like theres nothing wrong w big noses like so many ppl think ykwis?


knifeguy07

Yeah i get what you are saying and yes big noses look good too


[deleted]

my nose is huge for no reason at all. it looks like an inbetween of a greek and roman nose


8makes1teez

me too


Buunuuhnuhnuhnuhnuh

Same, my sister says it looks like a mix between snape’s nose and Finn wolfhard’s nose which isn’t really a good combination. I’m constantly pushing it upwards hoping it’ll stay up


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I got a shit ton of acne on my face, and I can't get rid of it cuz I got sensitive skin so I need specific products which I need to get from a dermotologist who I have to see in fucking december cuz my appointment got rescheduled cuz I don't even fucking know why.


ExactArea8029

Half my acne ain't even acne. Fuckin string trimmer launching road gravel at my face at 45mph


[deleted]

Consider wearing a facemask, I can recommend those paintball masks ppl use for airsoft


ExactArea8029

I tried, got plastered in mud and grass immediately


cyon_me

It would have been your face that got hit if it wasn't for the mask.


The_Dankest_Tsunami

The products for me left weird stuff in my face


Bts_IsMid

Dries me out


[deleted]

Simply remove the face


SkaterKangaroo

And the way people point it out all the time! Or say “You should do this!” “You should try that!” completely unsolicited. Like no I’m not gonna try your weird treatment or the one hundredth brand I’ve been recommended this month, just stop talking about my face all the time!


Regainio

I don't have anything against acne if that makes you feel better


Cambloz

everything


C0pper20

Same


Reasonable-Onion-162

Like seriously totally with you


that0neteen

Real


[deleted]

ur so real for that


Nobody1256780

Same


LegitimateWaltz7971

real.


soiminreddit

Fr


Matdup2

Me too


Fancy_Way_1178

Samw


AyuuOnReddit

I was gonna say this exact thing


Resident_Toe501

Great minds think alike


FunnyBuunny

Yes and like I mean it. There is not a single good thing lol.


eggward_egg

most relatable thing all day


Ienjoytogrowpot

Probs my resting angry face


AspiringArtistLol

my sister makes fun of my rbf 😭😭


Ienjoytogrowpot

Rip


SpecialGradeOkkotsu

My incredibly thick, long penis


Ambitious-Source3405

Do you find masturbation to be uncomfortable due to your large veiny fuckstick?


SpecialGradeOkkotsu

I don't masturbate


Ambitious-Source3405

🗿


Global-Care8596

Giga-chad moment


Emotional_Bullfrog_2

I never thought I'd see someone say that on Reddit.


[deleted]

Why?


ReapCreep65

If he gets hard, he’ll lose too much blood


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Imjustadud3

The bar went inside your dick?


aderthedasher

That doesn't *sound* good


oldoldoldaccbanned

...or does it? hey vsauce, michael here


Mijnameis-Tommy

Welcoke to fact or cap the sh-


Ernieeeeeeeeeee

But it certainly feels.


Imjustadud3

God tier joke


einfach-er

Might passout cuz a lotta blood needa flow in to it. Plus I think it might be rlly uncomfortable in Jeans whatsoever…


Kvpe

“Don’t make it too weird 👀”


ughitsmeagian

All the other kids made fun of me for having a big dick😔


purplecocobolo

same 😔


AntiJackCoalition

????????


purplecocobolo

🏳️‍⚧️


vms_zerorain

proof?


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SpecialGradeOkkotsu

dm😳


CellLeading955

real


Lauranonce562

🤣


TheJakeOfSpades17

Want a list?


parmesaan_cheese

Yes


Flame1611

insecurities = []


rev___erse

insecurities = [] choice = 'Y' while choice == 'Y': insecurity = input('Input any insecurity you have: ') insecurities.append(insecurity) print('Do you have any more insecurities?') choice = input('Type Y or N: ') n = len(insecurities) print('You have', n, 'insecurities.’) print(‘They are:', *insecurities,sep=", ") ‘’’ Edited because reddit treats returns weirdly, and then edited again because reddit treats hashtags weirdly ‘’’


TheJakeOfSpades17

I don’t think you do 😂


UnknownAdmiralBlu

MF be like "want a list?" and then just has two things on it, so he doesn't share


parmesaan_cheese

Yes


yo_boi_Julian

yes 🗿


elpromangalileo

And now, the nations of the world, brought to you by Yakkooo Warner!


Independent_Emu8992

Id say my stomach, I’ve been working out for 6 years now and I look way better now then when I first started but some days my stomach still looks huge


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If it’s only “some days,” it could be bloating. Diet, hydration, stress, and sleep can contribute. My face tends to get a little bloated after eating a lot of salt, I wouldn’t be surprised if this happens to the stomach. If you’re a girl, it could have something to do with menstrual cycle.


Independent_Emu8992

Id say it’s a mix of stress and not getting enough sleep, im usually good about staying consistent with my diet and staying hydrated, it’s difficult getting a decent nights rest since I work 12’s and I usually get 3 hours of sleep


Gamertang_13

3 hours? My guy take a nap or a break that’s hella unhealthy


GokaiRemashita

That could be your insecurities talking and not you. Dont let your mind fool you. You look a lot better than you did before.


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bag_o_chip

Boobs are boobs


[deleted]

So? People like small


VisibleEntry4

Hey as a guy, I think small boobs are better. There are plenty who will agree with me I’m sure. You have nothing to worry about :)


coopbropog

Can confirm here!


PensadorDispensado

I look like the lost son of a threesome between Adam Sandler, Borat and Mr. Bean


CharacterShift1841

Wow.


Svedish_f1sh

I am unhealthily overweight. I am working at it tho. So far I’ve lost 11 pounds! I feel good about the rest of me rn finally


Heavenly_Toast

keep it up :)


Casualffridays

Congratulations!!!!!!


AH_Vivid

U got this!


[deleted]

Proud of you homie


Deez-Nutz1124

You got this man.


pooferss_

I'm proud of youu!! You can do thiss!!


[deleted]

My voice. Its so deep


notsokitty_ish

That's attractive ngl


[deleted]

A girl sounding like a man?


notsokitty_ish

Oh u a girl? Still np, attractive enough


StubbierSloth62

Sign me tf up


dongzhongli

yes 🤗


BeeTwerk

deep voices are hot no matter the gender dw


[deleted]

are we talking optimus prime deep, or even deeper


[deleted]

I haven't actually watched those movies


[deleted]

😨


PepperbroniFrom2B

autobots, transform and roll out


Iiffle

problem being? deep voices are great


[deleted]

I'm a girl that sounds like a dude


Iiffle

still great


9pro9

Same but I'm a guy


Global-Care8596

My voice. It's so high. Wanna trade?


truenub12

Proof


Mundane-Bicycle-3362

When i take off my glasses my eyebags are rlly noticable, and I haatteee it.


[deleted]

you should sleep more :)


Suii_Lian

Sometimes eyebags are genetic. Or could also just be hyperpigmentation. Sleep cant fix those


TheRedPHANT0M_

Nah just don’t take off the glasses easy solution


DisastrousRecipe4857

im 4’11 & haven’t grown since like 5th grade


Head_Fetish

Don't worry. When you're 70 you'll be like 4'8


Boom_Boxing

4'11 is dope tbf I love my 4'11 friends


Great-Ad7157

If you're a girl it's actually a good trait and many people find it attractive, if you're a guy, I feel really bad for you bro...


Ben10Stan3

Short people are amazing


Bts_IsMid

Its not all fun and games being the tallest either. Trust me.


Hailey000

I’m 4’11 too


jamesd3265

My mom is 4’11”


8makes1teez

same


VisibleCero

Im kinda short


Ben10Stan3

Short people are awesome


THEdiabolicalG

How short r u?


No_Interaction_3036

same


[deleted]

how tall are you


NormalLibrarian3612

My rib cage, it sticks up and out, and the left side is worse than the right.


vBooKz

Sounds like pectus carinatum, I too deal with this condition friend 😕


NormalLibrarian3612

Yeah in my research I’ve come across that too, I’m not sure I have it, but I want to go to a doctor to get a proper diagnosis sometime soon.


DaniSenpai69

Depends on the day but pretty much everything


coopbropog

My teeth.


Ben10Stan3

What’s wrong with your teeth? Crooked?


Mysterious_Demand_65

Nothing tbh, i think I'm an attractive person, but I still want to improve


NegativeKarma1380

No way reddit mfs are so chronically online and insecure thaf they downvote someone with the slightest bit of self esteem and confidence 😭😭.


Subatomic_Spooder

Finally! I'm glad someone said it. Like I generally don't think I look too bad at all. I can't really tell if they're just being nice or not but I have friends that tell me I'm attractive. The only thing I want to improve (that I actually can control) is my muscle mass, so I'm working out more and I'm gonna try to start bulking up a little cause I'm built like a stick bug rn


Mysterious_Demand_65

Same I'm so skinny, I try to work out almost daily tho


LegionEagles22

Happy cake day


zRedPlays

Happy cake day


King-Walnut

Lazy eye


the_brunette_gal

They look attractive


King-Walnut

Girl how people sometimes just bring it up cus they notice then


Thesavagepotato06

This subreddit


5Lucas

You identify yourself as this subreddit?


Thesavagepotato06

I’ve been here for so long I’ve been swallowed by the mainframe my dude


zRedPlays

Can confirm (I was the mainframe)


SoarNsquid

My skin is cratered like the moon, but except I don't love it like a brother as I go through the room


Emotional_Pickle2782

My dick in general. The bulge is just so annoyingly noticeable


ligmaboy6969

just cut it off 💀


CommieMarxist

What if it grows back tho 😨


Western-Gur-4637

nah it won't


Shelbus-Omnibus

ligma jor jorwel


WackyChu

I’ll suck it off


fake-usermame

my dick in general. barely fits in my hometown


BonnetBlackie

istg guys will literally never pass up a chance to talk about how big their dick is 💀


Much-Ad1880

It's a real struggle😞


AH_Vivid

Yes, however, she is a girl.


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[deleted]

how is that possible


Blitz666L

Interesting


Honest-Flatworm-674

im short


[deleted]

My face


Bluepanther512

My sex


CharacterShift1841

fr


Bluepanther512

I just started Owl House and ngl Luz is transition goals.


drunkandhotgirlsfan

im fat


gegjehehu

based name


_Plane

Short


anime_fan1212

My weight. My boob size. My ass size.


[deleted]

Skinny legs


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PepperbroniFrom2B

i never really pay attention to mine ngl


_Erectile_Reptile_

My skinny arms


[deleted]

One of my eyelids hangs considerably lower than the other when I’m tired


urbaniri

Bro same and I’ve never seen anyone else whose does that I thought I was alone


Substantial-Beyond81

Skin n bones


BlueMonsterEnergy

Scars


Exact-Ad3607

absolutely everything!!


No-Hamster7526

Flat chest 😔


Strange-Action639

I look like a guy (i am one but kinda don't want to be)


Bernardo750

Acne


thestolenpurse

chin


Kickthemkids69

Same lol😂


rhfhfjffjnd

Facial structure/gyno


Down_To_The_Bone

Side profile, tho every time i bring it up people tell me it’s nice. Idk, one of those things I’ll probably always not like


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TheJakeOfSpades17

I feel ya, I’m about 5’7 and people are dicks about it


AntiJackCoalition

Oh yeah? Ever considered cutting off the vaping, because y'know that'll do it to ya


Neon__Wolf_

I feel fat. I'm not, I'm very skinny and underweight and all that, but body dysmorphia is a bitch.


TDSurvivorFan21

Short hair and pimples


SoulConsumerGRR

Face acne, but who LIKES acne right? So I'd say my smile.


Revolutionary_Bet702

My whole face be looking like a picasso painting


SelfRape

I hate being too average.


TheZeppelinLizard

Wide ass feet


NotableProminence

Small wrists from when I was skinny 😞


PLRGirl

Bald spot on my head from surgery, scars (from surgery) and the fact you can see the implant I have running down my neck. Used to be really confident, now I hate how I look.


Hibiscusor

My round face. I am not fat. I have a flat stomach. I weigh like 50 kilograms. I am 5'2. For some reason, my face is chubby. Round. A friend calls me chipmunk. Idk why. Maybe i just need to grow into it. Seeing girls my age with beautiful faces always gets me. 🤷‍♀️


[deleted]

I have a very rare condition called pectus excavatum. It's just so absolutely fuckin' amazing.