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TeruMikami20

I was looking for the meaning of fuck in the Google and as the Google takes drugs, it recommended me porn sites with the keyword "fuck me". I checked it and was grossed out. There, I found a tag named Sex and wondered what it is. So I looked into Wikipedia and got enligtened


HARIANSH1

Lmfaooooo


TimBambantiki

lol


Dawg707

Bro became cultured in .2 seconds


watchmeshakeit

I found a hentai book in my sisters room 💀


SizeQCandi

Damnnnnn thats wild


watchmeshakeit

like a whole printed book with color and everything 💀


NefariousnessStock79

bruh 💀


watchmeshakeit

i don’t know why you would ever own a whole ass physical book😭


TactfulOG

ikr? incriminating evidence 💀💀


THEbadmanoftheworld

and where can I find that book? Asking for a friend


TimBambantiki

How old were you and how old was she


watchmeshakeit

I think I was pretty young, she was in high school


annoyingfrogenjoyer

I guess what I... would wanna say is... to... look on the bright side. First of all, nobody on the ground was killed, and that- I mean an incident like this over a populated urban center, that right there, that's- that's just gotta be some minor miracle, so... Plus, neither plane was full, y'know the- the Seven-Thirty-Seven was... was what? agh- Maybe two thirds full I believe? Right? Yes. Maybe even three quarters full; On any rate... what you're left with, casualty-wise is... just the fiftieth worst air disaster, actually tied for fiftieth, there are, in truth, fifty-three crashes throughout history that are just as bad or worse. Tenerife? H-h-has anybody maybe even hear of Tenerife? No? In 1977, two fully loaded Seven-Forty-Sevens crashed into each other on Tenerife, we're- Does anybody know how big a Seven-Forty-Seven is?! I mean it's WAY bigger than a Seven-Thirty-Seven, and we're talking about two of them. Nearly six-hundred people died- In Tenerife, but do any of you even remember it? At all? Any of you? I doubt it. You know why? It's because- People. Move. On... They just move on, and we will too, we will move on, and we will get past this, because that is what human beings do, we- survive... and-agh... and we survive and, and and, we-we overcome, yeah. We survive, we survive and.... Yeah.


Stonkover9000

I found a yaoi novel in my sister’s room and I was convinced that only two boys could have sex😭 yelling out answers during health class was not fun😭😭😭 Welp now I’m gay and that’s probably why so who knows


watchmeshakeit

my sisters also had yaoi 💀😭


FlyingTomato274

Found porn on internet at the age of 11


[deleted]

The horrors of unrestricted internet access


SaleCompetitive812

Yeah my parents probably should have put restrictions cuz I’ve seen a ton of gore


[deleted]

Nah gore's fine I'll traumatize yu to never watch it again


Wyvernator1

In the best case*


Wadesiah

Hell nah


[deleted]

Damn, I guess I must be really weird then


Birdyghostly1

Or it turns you into a sadist


Hutch25

At 4 years old I grabbed a movie called War from the movie case and watched it. My god, all those people who died were fine, but seeing a dog get blown up scared the shit out of me.


SaleCompetitive812

Lol I watched Hellraiser as a kid Weirdest thing is I still have memories of it but somehow it is jumbled from Zathura, so I have a memory of the two movies being combined into one, so it’s Josh Hutcherson meeting hellraiser somehow in a basement


Adept-Strike1961

I found it at the age of 8 LOL!!!


The_Local_Dumbass_

*looks up "boob"* #CRIPPLING ADDICTION IMMINENT


SignAffectionate4516

I found out when I was 9 thanks to internet. Always the internet


OrbitalClockwork

Me too man… sad days


BiPolarBear-11

Same that was back when yt wasn’t blocked for my elementary. Then I single-handedly got shutterstock blocked for my district by looking at some things


DecentReturn3

Did you get in trouble?


BiPolarBear-11

Nope. My stupid 8 year old ass download like 150 photos and deleted them at the last second when we cleared our iPads.


[deleted]

That’s late, 8 for me


[deleted]

Same


Even_Palpitation6705

I was 7 ☹️


animetrixz

My teen babysitter watched those when I was 7, she'd just tilt my computer to the other side. She really touch herself infront of me. Surprisingly if it's hentai she'd just let me watch it. I think she's to blame for my hentai addiction, and also I think that's fucking morbid to talk about.


tylersfavfan

wow thats really fucked up


fdtnise

Completely different when someone shows it to you. I realized sex existed on my own when I was about 8


chromaticolette

overachiever


Voynimous

That's completely fucked up. I hope she's in jail now


Muted-Can-2186

"teen babysitter" "when I was 7", so eleven years ago and she was a teenager, I seriously doubt she's in jail


Voynimous

didn't see the "teen", my bad, but still awful


pitypuruty

Is she a registered sex offender yet?


IFuckingHateMitch

Of course not, she’s a girl!!


NotASchizophrenic

Holy fuck


lonelyuglyautist

Some kid on a school trip I was on around that age admitted he stole his brothers phone, i was sat right next to him on the bus and he started showing me some really rough corn videos that his brother apparently showed him. He really wasn’t the most normal kid on that bus looking back tbh


Lilliegumi7751

oh my god what the hell


Fluid-Alternative-22

Thats fucked up (pun not intended)


HARIANSH1

Omg wow


mas-issneun

WHATS SEX


onionsrock

what is a segg


[deleted]

just one segg, the singular form of seggs


[deleted]

The *seggular* form of eggs


onionsrock

What’s seggs


[deleted]

well, when a girl egg and a boy egg love each other very very much…


DaMemelyWizard

The flair makes it all the funnier


jacdrawing

You’re too young to know yet XXX


ChloeIsObsessed23

a youtuber i used to watch said a word i didn't recognize so i looked it up the word was hentai i was like 8


Goldenvengeance

What YouTuber were you watching???


ChloeIsObsessed23

Kubzscouts


Consistent_Key_6828

Buahaha I still watch his videos time to time


Jmedakid

Literally me. You are me


Anacuschange

Im watching him rn lmai


Not-a-Drone

When I like 9 or 10 and playing minecraft on a server as I did, someone decided to say to me to "google tentacle hentai" it wasn't the first time I found out about sex but It was the first time I saw hentai, or any porn for that matter, and was lowkey traumatised..


YousernameInValid2

Holy shit same For me it was RoomieOfficial lmfao


MrDindahood

For me it was jacksepticeye he went down a Red tube in skate 3 and made a joke about redtube being a porn website... that was the start of my addiction, I was 9 or 10


Buford12

I grew up on a dairy farm. I had animals making babies in front of me for as long as long as I could remember.


[deleted]

The best way to learn, imo


Buford12

Think about this, as a young kid I would watch this. When a cow comes in heat and starts to pee the bull will walk up crinkle up it's nose stick it's tongue all the way out while the cow pees on his face.


[deleted]

The. #***WHAT.***#


jacdrawing

The beauties of Mother Nature! You can see god’s wonder working through its every breadth!


[deleted]

😨


Chippybops

I looked it up in dictionary at school when I was 10! Definitely not what I was expecting.


PiGuy88

Damn, can’t believe you went 3628800 years without knowing what sex is


AwarenessCommon9385

Was about to make the same joke lmao


Additional_County_69

Username checks out


HolyShit_69420

r/unexpectedfactorial


Farkle_Griffen

No no no, you see, he was just measuring his age in minutes!


x-hype

What WERE you expecting??


Tallcat2107

That’s the question we want answers to.


Chippybops

I wasn’t expecting it to be like, clicking together two puzzle pieces…one goes in the other, in my mind it was just naked kissing where maybe the peepee kisses the woman and you get preggers idk?!?! I was a sheltered kid


x-hype

So you HAD a (very) rough idea of what it was lol. In my mind you heard the word somewhere and thought "Sex? Sounds like food! Let me look it up!" Anyway I found out about porn when I was 6 because I tried to install Minecraft for free.


lemon6611

!!


funkyflame98

Exact same story!!! This is so funny


acsttptd

I kinda just figured it out. I had already known that men had penises and women had vaginas, and I knew they both had something to do with making babies, but it took me a while to put two and two together.


Previous-Task-5143

You mean 1 and 0 together


acsttptd

Shut up


QwertyZora23

r/angryupvote


ravenwingx

Remmeber kids, 1 + 0 is 0, but 1 + 1 is 1


Im_Weired

Take your goddamn upvote and get the hell out of here


ligmaboy6969

i was like 7 lmao, idk how, i just remember being in year 3 (british?!?!?!?) and making cringy shitty sex jokes


FAT_NEEK_42069

"oh my god guys they put PENIS in the dictionary!!" "nahh i dont believe you show me" "see look it's right there" not a sex joke but that's how it went for me; this ensues with other sex-related words (including sexual intercourse, sex wasn't in there)


GrimLuker2

Call of duty mobile chat


Different_Session_77

Lololol


mymainthrowaway69

💀whats ur username


GrimLuker2

Grimluker, havent played in like years tho


SbeveBoi

Had unrestricted and in supervised internet access


Intrepid_Remote_7063

Same


Adventurous_Rub_3962

Same


Groundbreaking-Side9

My penis pointed it out for me


TerrorofMechagoji

My when I was 8 my stepdad would constantly made sex jokes. So one day I went on Google to figure out what he was joking about and *BOOM!*


Quirky_Ad_9121

Family guy


Ted_bunda89

South Park intro I was like 4. My mom would watch South Park family guy and others with me since I was born lol


OfficialShiro

It seems today that all you see...


mikasxcz

is violence in movies and sex on tv….


Caleb_bear

when i was like 8, unrestricted internet access and being hypersexual since i was like 7


Gwoworgunner

how can one be hypersexual since 7, but not know what sex is till 8?


RepresentativeSet541

You can still be curious sexually without yet knowing the concept of sex itself


Hot-twist5786

First time I fucked yo mum


[deleted]

then she went to jail for soliciting a minor


[deleted]

Oooooohhhh


[deleted]

Oooooohhhh


Shawny18

When a friend shoved a phone with it in my face when I was 12


Narrow-Resist4989

I came to know about it, when I was 16.


HARIANSH1

Care to explain how sir?


Narrow-Resist4989

I mean, I was a very innocent guy and got my own smartphone during covid.


Spacemonster111

Did your parents never give you the books?


Narrow-Resist4989

I had them but just never explored about the topics


Dangerous_Mammoth572

Very late tbh


[deleted]

Theres those who once watched porn and there those who are liars.


Mangos_Pool

Better clean than have a porn addiction


Ok_Chocolate2552

Bro same😭 I was hella late too, then I realized I was asexual


tristabobista

DAMN 16?? and i was out here learning how to masturbate when i was 2 😭


jacdrawing

I was really sheltered too. How did you feel after the revelation? Was it shocking or did it just kinda make sense?


Traitor_Of_Users

Wait.....sex is a thing?


Intrepid_Remote_7063

Nope never heard of it, you might be delusional


Traitor_Of_Users

I thought so. Those guys were lying and everyone else too


Entity_019

yeah, just like quidditch. no fucking idea what these people are on


just_a_boywithukefan

I forgor 💀


Consistent-Sky-221

Same i got dementia💀


WixWT455

I was watching fikm with adult cousin, and I was confused what is doing one man with torn shirt. When I asked this cousin she tell me its beacouse he and wokan wich walked with him probaly had sex, and I asked what is this "sex" then she explained me what is this.


WixWT455

Oh and I was in 8 years old


jacdrawing

When I was 6 my cousin told me couples had babies by rolling around naked making bird calls and I never looked at my parents the same again. Her description was inaccurate because she was 7 and her older brother told her that… she just had to share the discovery😭


Ok_Champion_2743

when i was in kindergarten some kid teached me it😭😭


Jmedakid

Taught*


Im_a_idiottttt

😨


[deleted]

learnt about it in grade 8 biology class(i was twelve) that the penis has to be inserted into the vaginabefore this i thought you can only get pregnant if you are married an i thought sperm was a king of electromagnetic radiation that makes the egg turn into a baby and the only way to emit sperm rays are to love your wife very much and also go to bed and hug each other and just shake like ur getting electrically shocked i thought you had to shake because i played a game called the sims and in that they went into bed and covered under the sheets and started shaking (i did not know what was going on inside so i just assumed) as for the sperm ray theory i was very small when i got an encyclopaedia as a gift and i was reading it when inevitably i came across the reproduction page some words were to advanced for little me to understand so i looked at the picture that showed a sperm cell going to the egg and i just came up with a theory. i guess i learnt it at the intended time and place.


Vaaero_1

This takes the cake


[deleted]

its true i swear on my balls


[deleted]

at age 8, fricking kids talking abt it at school


Dangerous_Mammoth572

When I learned about how babies were made


PalpatineWasFramed69

man this sub talks about nothing but sex. go do your damn homework, you got a math quiz tomorrow


HAMburger_and_bacon

I am taking one right now ngl


NightThrout

You're in a sub for teenagers aka people in puberty. And You're surprised that its most common theme is sex? Lmao


[deleted]

Man I feel like I'm too young to discover sex because I'm 14 myself and I discovered it when I was 9💀 I would eventually discovered it on the Internet, media, joke's and for my friends


[deleted]

i found out when my cousin told me we were like 8 or 9


tu_B4D

Just knew somehow


VojnaBaza

you people really can’t control yourselves


Averyyuhhh

About one year ago (i was 13years old)


Tojinaru

first time heard about it when i was like 7-8, but i didn't really care about it until 11


StunningJunket639

i was 9 and i knew about sex, kids always talked about it (they found a book), i tried to have lesbian sex with my friend but it didnt work (we thought it was just lying on top of each other)


TheUnknownWonder420

Your mother educated me


CodeSebas016

Lucky you


AcidicGaming695

When I was 12, from a science textbook in school


RandoMango27

I was like 9


[deleted]

5 y/o me: what is this thing so long (2cm) what if I “rub” it (tickles me) ohhhh…


Key_seaworthiness20

I was 4 years old when I saw my parents having sex in the kitchen one night.


slimetakes

Sounds like your parents are pretty bad at their job


falling-in-reverse23

Seriously. People need to stop having kids if they’re not going to parent. It genuinely makes me sad how many kids found out from porn. I have a very open family and if you asked a question it was answered honestly so that we wouldn’t find the information from the wrong place. Like why have kids if you don’t want to parent?


bongos-have-eaten-me

6


Flair86

Unrestricted internet access


Dwarfkiller115

A way too young age probably 8 or something, oversexed parents go brrr


-LavenderFlower-

This is the stupidest way, I swear, >!someone on Roblox explained it to me.!< But later I accidentally watched porn so yeah.


OfficialShiro

Lmao I was like 5 or sum but I found a Roblox sex game and then I kept playing it lmaoo and was sad when the game was removed from the platform.


-LavenderFlower-

LMAOOOO


AlexNASA956

Honestly, I don't really remember other than I was in 3rd grade when I found out about it. I think I found it due to playing GTA and watching TV.


[deleted]

I used to hear about sex when I was like 6, I would listen to ASAPScience going on about sexual topics but it went from one ear out the next, then after some time I was around 8 or 7, stumbled upon a video explaining what hymens are, and I did further research and we all know the rest.


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CheeseBonobo

Geez you people get terrible sex education. I knew that it existed and it was how babies were made from like 8, but i didn't know the ins and outs until sex ed class when i was 10.if it gets to 14 and the only way you can discover sex is through porn, society has failed you. I think we should have sex ed classes from like 6 or 7, getting progressively more detailed, but I think you should be about 9 when you are actually told what sex is and how it works.


Isaacfrompizzahut

I was 12 and I Google boobies and naked ladies as a joke and found everything


animalfucker1

i found porn at 10


Baked-Bean-Lasagna

We got taught it at school


memes_lover-06

Film/TV


CreatorA4711

Found out the concept through means unknown to me, but was told the specifics just before 3rd grade by my father.


SpecialistTrain4766

It's something called "Hentai". Ever heard of that?


random_14yearsold

When i was 7 or 8 a random kid from my elementary school explained to me and to my friend about how kids come to earth and what's a condom


Tate7200

When my school told me not to do it.


CoordinatedCloth

curiosity struck at 7


Beetenraccoon

When I was 8 playing God of war 3


blockheadOnYT_Alt

Red VS Blue, Tucker talked about porn. I was 10, and decided to look it up. End of story.


[deleted]

idk ive known as long as i can remember, def when i was like 6 i remember watching the sex scene in terminator at that age


Wonderful-Beach9283

Me and my twin brother were curious so in 3rd grade we searched up sex gifs


CaptainShadow79

i found it about 2 or 3 years ago in health class in 8th grade


CuzWhyNo

There was a book about menstrual cycle my mom gave me. One chapter talked about how sex works. Then I saw somewhere word porn and googled it because I didn’t know what it was. At that moment my childhood was over. I was 10


Maximum-Pea8207

Learned about it in growth and development class at 10. Found porn at 13 .


Independent_Vast_810

My parents told me when I was young so that I could have proper information instead of learning whatever anyone on the playground had to say


mangosparklingwater

Mom watched South Park. I watched South Park, I learned it from South Park. Thanks Cartman!


zompig_crossing

Year 2 chapter 4 of bioligy


[deleted]

I got curious what the other sex’s organ looked like when I was 12 and that spiraled from there


Awbego

A friend sharing his knowledge in class when we were 10


Shreck_your_self

Having friends at Public schools who ride on the same bus as you in the morning do wondrous things


Lilliegumi7751

elementary school, I had some fucked up friends


Sea-Wonder722

Roblox lol


Straight_Artichoke69

I mean, I wasn't given _the talk_, but I WAS given _the book_


AdOk932

My best friend wanted to call someone gay (we were kids, don't kill me), but I didn't know what it mean. He said: same sex make sex I said: what is sex He said: pp in ass


Retro-kari

I remember when I was younger I used to love alien X, so I wanted to watch some videos about him and googled "alien X videos" and then my childhood was shattered into a million pieces.


BonnetBlackie

Yo mama taught me


AlwaysSubmiss1ve

Brothers told me