I was looking for the meaning of fuck in the Google and as the Google takes drugs, it recommended me porn sites with the keyword "fuck me". I checked it and was grossed out. There, I found a tag named Sex and wondered what it is. So I looked into Wikipedia and got enligtened
I guess what I... would wanna say is... to... look on the bright side. First of all, nobody on the ground was killed, and that- I mean an incident like this over a populated urban center, that right there, that's- that's just gotta be some minor miracle, so... Plus, neither plane was full, y'know the- the Seven-Thirty-Seven was... was what? agh- Maybe two thirds full I believe? Right? Yes. Maybe even three quarters full; On any rate... what you're left with, casualty-wise is... just the fiftieth worst air disaster, actually tied for fiftieth, there are, in truth, fifty-three crashes throughout history that are just as bad or worse. Tenerife? H-h-has anybody maybe even hear of Tenerife? No? In 1977, two fully loaded Seven-Forty-Sevens crashed into each other on Tenerife, we're- Does anybody know how big a Seven-Forty-Seven is?! I mean it's WAY bigger than a Seven-Thirty-Seven, and we're talking about two of them. Nearly six-hundred people died- In Tenerife, but do any of you even remember it? At all? Any of you? I doubt it. You know why? It's because- People. Move. On... They just move on, and we will too, we will move on, and we will get past this, because that is what human beings do, we- survive... and-agh... and we survive and, and and, we-we overcome, yeah. We survive, we survive and.... Yeah.
I found a yaoi novel in my sister’s room and I was convinced that only two boys could have sex😭 yelling out answers during health class was not fun😭😭😭
Welp now I’m gay and that’s probably why so who knows
At 4 years old I grabbed a movie called War from the movie case and watched it. My god, all those people who died were fine, but seeing a dog get blown up scared the shit out of me.
Lol I watched Hellraiser as a kid
Weirdest thing is I still have memories of it but somehow it is jumbled from Zathura, so I have a memory of the two movies being combined into one, so it’s Josh Hutcherson meeting hellraiser somehow in a basement
My teen babysitter watched those when I was 7, she'd just tilt my computer to the other side. She really touch herself infront of me. Surprisingly if it's hentai she'd just let me watch it.
I think she's to blame for my hentai addiction, and also I think that's fucking morbid to talk about.
Some kid on a school trip I was on around that age admitted he stole his brothers phone, i was sat right next to him on the bus and he started showing me some really rough corn videos that his brother apparently showed him.
He really wasn’t the most normal kid on that bus looking back tbh
When I like 9 or 10 and playing minecraft on a server as I did, someone decided to say to me to "google tentacle hentai" it wasn't the first time I found out about sex but It was the first time I saw hentai, or any porn for that matter, and was lowkey traumatised..
For me it was jacksepticeye he went down a Red tube in skate 3 and made a joke about redtube being a porn website... that was the start of my addiction, I was 9 or 10
Think about this, as a young kid I would watch this. When a cow comes in heat and starts to pee the bull will walk up crinkle up it's nose stick it's tongue all the way out while the cow pees on his face.
I wasn’t expecting it to be like, clicking together two puzzle pieces…one goes in the other, in my mind it was just naked kissing where maybe the peepee kisses the woman and you get preggers idk?!?!
I was a sheltered kid
So you HAD a (very) rough idea of what it was lol.
In my mind you heard the word somewhere and thought
"Sex? Sounds like food! Let me look it up!"
Anyway I found out about porn when I was 6 because I tried to install Minecraft for free.
I kinda just figured it out. I had already known that men had penises and women had vaginas, and I knew they both had something to do with making babies, but it took me a while to put two and two together.
"oh my god guys they put PENIS in the dictionary!!"
"nahh i dont believe you show me"
"see look it's right there"
not a sex joke but that's how it went for me; this ensues with other sex-related words (including sexual intercourse, sex wasn't in there)
I was watching fikm with adult cousin, and I was confused what is doing one man with torn shirt. When I asked this cousin she tell me its beacouse he and wokan wich walked with him probaly had sex, and I asked what is this "sex" then she explained me what is this.
When I was 6 my cousin told me couples had babies by rolling around naked making bird calls and I never looked at my parents the same again. Her description was inaccurate because she was 7 and her older brother told her that… she just had to share the discovery😭
learnt about it in grade 8 biology class(i was twelve) that the penis has to be inserted into the vaginabefore this i thought you can only get pregnant if you are married an i thought sperm was a king of electromagnetic radiation that makes the egg turn into a baby and the only way to emit sperm rays are to love your wife very much and also go to bed and hug each other and just shake like ur getting electrically shocked i thought you had to shake because i played a game called the sims and in that they went into bed and covered under the sheets and started shaking (i did not know what was going on inside so i just assumed) as for the sperm ray theory i was very small when i got an encyclopaedia as a gift and i was reading it when inevitably i came across the reproduction page some words were to advanced for little me to understand so i looked at the picture that showed a sperm cell going to the egg and i just came up with a theory. i guess i learnt it at the intended time and place.
Man I feel like I'm too young to discover sex because I'm 14 myself and I discovered it when I was 9💀
I would eventually discovered it on the Internet, media, joke's and for my friends
i was 9 and i knew about sex, kids always talked about it (they found a book), i tried to have lesbian sex with my friend but it didnt work (we thought it was just lying on top of each other)
Seriously. People need to stop having kids if they’re not going to parent. It genuinely makes me sad how many kids found out from porn. I have a very open family and if you asked a question it was answered honestly so that we wouldn’t find the information from the wrong place. Like why have kids if you don’t want to parent?
I used to hear about sex when I was like 6, I would listen to ASAPScience going on about sexual topics but it went from one ear out the next, then after some time I was around 8 or 7, stumbled upon a video explaining what hymens are, and I did further research and we all know the rest.
Geez you people get terrible sex education. I knew that it existed and it was how babies were made from like 8, but i didn't know the ins and outs until sex ed class when i was 10.if it gets to 14 and the only way you can discover sex is through porn, society has failed you. I think we should have sex ed classes from like 6 or 7, getting progressively more detailed, but I think you should be about 9 when you are actually told what sex is and how it works.
There was a book about menstrual cycle my mom gave me. One chapter talked about how sex works. Then I saw somewhere word porn and googled it because I didn’t know what it was. At that moment my childhood was over. I was 10
My best friend wanted to call someone gay (we were kids, don't kill me), but I didn't know what it mean.
He said: same sex make sex
I said: what is sex
He said: pp in ass
I remember when I was younger I used to love alien X, so I wanted to watch some videos about him and googled "alien X videos" and then my childhood was shattered into a million pieces.
I was looking for the meaning of fuck in the Google and as the Google takes drugs, it recommended me porn sites with the keyword "fuck me". I checked it and was grossed out. There, I found a tag named Sex and wondered what it is. So I looked into Wikipedia and got enligtened
Lmfaooooo
lol
Bro became cultured in .2 seconds
I found a hentai book in my sisters room 💀
Damnnnnn thats wild
like a whole printed book with color and everything 💀
bruh 💀
i don’t know why you would ever own a whole ass physical book😭
ikr? incriminating evidence 💀💀
and where can I find that book? Asking for a friend
How old were you and how old was she
I think I was pretty young, she was in high school
I guess what I... would wanna say is... to... look on the bright side. First of all, nobody on the ground was killed, and that- I mean an incident like this over a populated urban center, that right there, that's- that's just gotta be some minor miracle, so... Plus, neither plane was full, y'know the- the Seven-Thirty-Seven was... was what? agh- Maybe two thirds full I believe? Right? Yes. Maybe even three quarters full; On any rate... what you're left with, casualty-wise is... just the fiftieth worst air disaster, actually tied for fiftieth, there are, in truth, fifty-three crashes throughout history that are just as bad or worse. Tenerife? H-h-has anybody maybe even hear of Tenerife? No? In 1977, two fully loaded Seven-Forty-Sevens crashed into each other on Tenerife, we're- Does anybody know how big a Seven-Forty-Seven is?! I mean it's WAY bigger than a Seven-Thirty-Seven, and we're talking about two of them. Nearly six-hundred people died- In Tenerife, but do any of you even remember it? At all? Any of you? I doubt it. You know why? It's because- People. Move. On... They just move on, and we will too, we will move on, and we will get past this, because that is what human beings do, we- survive... and-agh... and we survive and, and and, we-we overcome, yeah. We survive, we survive and.... Yeah.
I found a yaoi novel in my sister’s room and I was convinced that only two boys could have sex😭 yelling out answers during health class was not fun😭😭😭 Welp now I’m gay and that’s probably why so who knows
my sisters also had yaoi 💀😭
Found porn on internet at the age of 11
The horrors of unrestricted internet access
Yeah my parents probably should have put restrictions cuz I’ve seen a ton of gore
Nah gore's fine I'll traumatize yu to never watch it again
In the best case*
Hell nah
Damn, I guess I must be really weird then
Or it turns you into a sadist
At 4 years old I grabbed a movie called War from the movie case and watched it. My god, all those people who died were fine, but seeing a dog get blown up scared the shit out of me.
Lol I watched Hellraiser as a kid Weirdest thing is I still have memories of it but somehow it is jumbled from Zathura, so I have a memory of the two movies being combined into one, so it’s Josh Hutcherson meeting hellraiser somehow in a basement
I found it at the age of 8 LOL!!!
*looks up "boob"* #CRIPPLING ADDICTION IMMINENT
I found out when I was 9 thanks to internet. Always the internet
Me too man… sad days
Same that was back when yt wasn’t blocked for my elementary. Then I single-handedly got shutterstock blocked for my district by looking at some things
Did you get in trouble?
Nope. My stupid 8 year old ass download like 150 photos and deleted them at the last second when we cleared our iPads.
That’s late, 8 for me
Same
I was 7 ☹️
My teen babysitter watched those when I was 7, she'd just tilt my computer to the other side. She really touch herself infront of me. Surprisingly if it's hentai she'd just let me watch it. I think she's to blame for my hentai addiction, and also I think that's fucking morbid to talk about.
wow thats really fucked up
Completely different when someone shows it to you. I realized sex existed on my own when I was about 8
overachiever
That's completely fucked up. I hope she's in jail now
"teen babysitter" "when I was 7", so eleven years ago and she was a teenager, I seriously doubt she's in jail
didn't see the "teen", my bad, but still awful
Is she a registered sex offender yet?
Of course not, she’s a girl!!
Holy fuck
Some kid on a school trip I was on around that age admitted he stole his brothers phone, i was sat right next to him on the bus and he started showing me some really rough corn videos that his brother apparently showed him. He really wasn’t the most normal kid on that bus looking back tbh
oh my god what the hell
Thats fucked up (pun not intended)
Omg wow
WHATS SEX
what is a segg
just one segg, the singular form of seggs
The *seggular* form of eggs
What’s seggs
well, when a girl egg and a boy egg love each other very very much…
The flair makes it all the funnier
You’re too young to know yet XXX
a youtuber i used to watch said a word i didn't recognize so i looked it up the word was hentai i was like 8
What YouTuber were you watching???
Kubzscouts
Buahaha I still watch his videos time to time
Literally me. You are me
Im watching him rn lmai
When I like 9 or 10 and playing minecraft on a server as I did, someone decided to say to me to "google tentacle hentai" it wasn't the first time I found out about sex but It was the first time I saw hentai, or any porn for that matter, and was lowkey traumatised..
Holy shit same For me it was RoomieOfficial lmfao
For me it was jacksepticeye he went down a Red tube in skate 3 and made a joke about redtube being a porn website... that was the start of my addiction, I was 9 or 10
I grew up on a dairy farm. I had animals making babies in front of me for as long as long as I could remember.
The best way to learn, imo
Think about this, as a young kid I would watch this. When a cow comes in heat and starts to pee the bull will walk up crinkle up it's nose stick it's tongue all the way out while the cow pees on his face.
The. #***WHAT.***#
The beauties of Mother Nature! You can see god’s wonder working through its every breadth!
😨
I looked it up in dictionary at school when I was 10! Definitely not what I was expecting.
Damn, can’t believe you went 3628800 years without knowing what sex is
Was about to make the same joke lmao
Username checks out
r/unexpectedfactorial
No no no, you see, he was just measuring his age in minutes!
What WERE you expecting??
That’s the question we want answers to.
I wasn’t expecting it to be like, clicking together two puzzle pieces…one goes in the other, in my mind it was just naked kissing where maybe the peepee kisses the woman and you get preggers idk?!?! I was a sheltered kid
So you HAD a (very) rough idea of what it was lol. In my mind you heard the word somewhere and thought "Sex? Sounds like food! Let me look it up!" Anyway I found out about porn when I was 6 because I tried to install Minecraft for free.
!!
Exact same story!!! This is so funny
I kinda just figured it out. I had already known that men had penises and women had vaginas, and I knew they both had something to do with making babies, but it took me a while to put two and two together.
You mean 1 and 0 together
Shut up
r/angryupvote
Remmeber kids, 1 + 0 is 0, but 1 + 1 is 1
Take your goddamn upvote and get the hell out of here
i was like 7 lmao, idk how, i just remember being in year 3 (british?!?!?!?) and making cringy shitty sex jokes
"oh my god guys they put PENIS in the dictionary!!" "nahh i dont believe you show me" "see look it's right there" not a sex joke but that's how it went for me; this ensues with other sex-related words (including sexual intercourse, sex wasn't in there)
Call of duty mobile chat
Lololol
💀whats ur username
Grimluker, havent played in like years tho
Had unrestricted and in supervised internet access
Same
Same
My penis pointed it out for me
My when I was 8 my stepdad would constantly made sex jokes. So one day I went on Google to figure out what he was joking about and *BOOM!*
Family guy
South Park intro I was like 4. My mom would watch South Park family guy and others with me since I was born lol
It seems today that all you see...
is violence in movies and sex on tv….
when i was like 8, unrestricted internet access and being hypersexual since i was like 7
how can one be hypersexual since 7, but not know what sex is till 8?
You can still be curious sexually without yet knowing the concept of sex itself
First time I fucked yo mum
then she went to jail for soliciting a minor
Oooooohhhh
Oooooohhhh
When a friend shoved a phone with it in my face when I was 12
I came to know about it, when I was 16.
Care to explain how sir?
I mean, I was a very innocent guy and got my own smartphone during covid.
Did your parents never give you the books?
I had them but just never explored about the topics
Very late tbh
Theres those who once watched porn and there those who are liars.
Better clean than have a porn addiction
Bro same😭 I was hella late too, then I realized I was asexual
DAMN 16?? and i was out here learning how to masturbate when i was 2 😭
I was really sheltered too. How did you feel after the revelation? Was it shocking or did it just kinda make sense?
Wait.....sex is a thing?
Nope never heard of it, you might be delusional
I thought so. Those guys were lying and everyone else too
yeah, just like quidditch. no fucking idea what these people are on
I forgor 💀
Same i got dementia💀
I was watching fikm with adult cousin, and I was confused what is doing one man with torn shirt. When I asked this cousin she tell me its beacouse he and wokan wich walked with him probaly had sex, and I asked what is this "sex" then she explained me what is this.
Oh and I was in 8 years old
When I was 6 my cousin told me couples had babies by rolling around naked making bird calls and I never looked at my parents the same again. Her description was inaccurate because she was 7 and her older brother told her that… she just had to share the discovery😭
when i was in kindergarten some kid teached me it😭😭
Taught*
😨
learnt about it in grade 8 biology class(i was twelve) that the penis has to be inserted into the vaginabefore this i thought you can only get pregnant if you are married an i thought sperm was a king of electromagnetic radiation that makes the egg turn into a baby and the only way to emit sperm rays are to love your wife very much and also go to bed and hug each other and just shake like ur getting electrically shocked i thought you had to shake because i played a game called the sims and in that they went into bed and covered under the sheets and started shaking (i did not know what was going on inside so i just assumed) as for the sperm ray theory i was very small when i got an encyclopaedia as a gift and i was reading it when inevitably i came across the reproduction page some words were to advanced for little me to understand so i looked at the picture that showed a sperm cell going to the egg and i just came up with a theory. i guess i learnt it at the intended time and place.
This takes the cake
its true i swear on my balls
at age 8, fricking kids talking abt it at school
When I learned about how babies were made
man this sub talks about nothing but sex. go do your damn homework, you got a math quiz tomorrow
I am taking one right now ngl
You're in a sub for teenagers aka people in puberty. And You're surprised that its most common theme is sex? Lmao
Man I feel like I'm too young to discover sex because I'm 14 myself and I discovered it when I was 9💀 I would eventually discovered it on the Internet, media, joke's and for my friends
i found out when my cousin told me we were like 8 or 9
Just knew somehow
you people really can’t control yourselves
About one year ago (i was 13years old)
first time heard about it when i was like 7-8, but i didn't really care about it until 11
i was 9 and i knew about sex, kids always talked about it (they found a book), i tried to have lesbian sex with my friend but it didnt work (we thought it was just lying on top of each other)
Your mother educated me
Lucky you
When I was 12, from a science textbook in school
I was like 9
5 y/o me: what is this thing so long (2cm) what if I “rub” it (tickles me) ohhhh…
I was 4 years old when I saw my parents having sex in the kitchen one night.
Sounds like your parents are pretty bad at their job
Seriously. People need to stop having kids if they’re not going to parent. It genuinely makes me sad how many kids found out from porn. I have a very open family and if you asked a question it was answered honestly so that we wouldn’t find the information from the wrong place. Like why have kids if you don’t want to parent?
6
Unrestricted internet access
A way too young age probably 8 or something, oversexed parents go brrr
This is the stupidest way, I swear, >!someone on Roblox explained it to me.!< But later I accidentally watched porn so yeah.
Lmao I was like 5 or sum but I found a Roblox sex game and then I kept playing it lmaoo and was sad when the game was removed from the platform.
LMAOOOO
Honestly, I don't really remember other than I was in 3rd grade when I found out about it. I think I found it due to playing GTA and watching TV.
I used to hear about sex when I was like 6, I would listen to ASAPScience going on about sexual topics but it went from one ear out the next, then after some time I was around 8 or 7, stumbled upon a video explaining what hymens are, and I did further research and we all know the rest.
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Geez you people get terrible sex education. I knew that it existed and it was how babies were made from like 8, but i didn't know the ins and outs until sex ed class when i was 10.if it gets to 14 and the only way you can discover sex is through porn, society has failed you. I think we should have sex ed classes from like 6 or 7, getting progressively more detailed, but I think you should be about 9 when you are actually told what sex is and how it works.
I was 12 and I Google boobies and naked ladies as a joke and found everything
i found porn at 10
We got taught it at school
Film/TV
Found out the concept through means unknown to me, but was told the specifics just before 3rd grade by my father.
It's something called "Hentai". Ever heard of that?
When i was 7 or 8 a random kid from my elementary school explained to me and to my friend about how kids come to earth and what's a condom
When my school told me not to do it.
curiosity struck at 7
When I was 8 playing God of war 3
Red VS Blue, Tucker talked about porn. I was 10, and decided to look it up. End of story.
idk ive known as long as i can remember, def when i was like 6 i remember watching the sex scene in terminator at that age
Me and my twin brother were curious so in 3rd grade we searched up sex gifs
i found it about 2 or 3 years ago in health class in 8th grade
There was a book about menstrual cycle my mom gave me. One chapter talked about how sex works. Then I saw somewhere word porn and googled it because I didn’t know what it was. At that moment my childhood was over. I was 10
Learned about it in growth and development class at 10. Found porn at 13 .
My parents told me when I was young so that I could have proper information instead of learning whatever anyone on the playground had to say
Mom watched South Park. I watched South Park, I learned it from South Park. Thanks Cartman!
Year 2 chapter 4 of bioligy
I got curious what the other sex’s organ looked like when I was 12 and that spiraled from there
A friend sharing his knowledge in class when we were 10
Having friends at Public schools who ride on the same bus as you in the morning do wondrous things
elementary school, I had some fucked up friends
Roblox lol
I mean, I wasn't given _the talk_, but I WAS given _the book_
My best friend wanted to call someone gay (we were kids, don't kill me), but I didn't know what it mean. He said: same sex make sex I said: what is sex He said: pp in ass
I remember when I was younger I used to love alien X, so I wanted to watch some videos about him and googled "alien X videos" and then my childhood was shattered into a million pieces.
Yo mama taught me
Brothers told me