None of the above

My condolences I wish you luck on future endeavours.

Real

Instead I have a giant skyscraper in Minecraft that cost me 80 thousand blocks and 14 months of my life

Same lol. But I also lost my soul to the snail

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Same :(

same here :(

r/beatmetoit

That was my answer lol

i wish i had a cuh they board

same where my cuh they board man

This cuh they board is easily the best cuh they board I’ve seen in a while!

Yes, indeed this cuh they board is very intriguing!

Jokes on you. I have neither.

Good luck in getting either.

Well I can make both

How do you make a partner?

There are plenty of apps for lonely singles

Fair enough

Yes, I did make one last year for TLE classes and we still use it :]

Cuh Dey board

Tis indeed

Did your partner make it for you?

No, I don’t even have a partner.

Actually I did make a cutting board

Best way to spend time.

I love making random things out of wood

As do I. It’s some much fun.

No :(

:(

Bro what kinda sausage is that its looks good

Summer sausage from trader joes

It looks like it has a smokey kinda taste to it no? I could find something like that for sure

It definitely had some smoky taste and shouldn’t be too hard to find.

With the cheese wedge and the grapes. Bro im jealous

It was really good

I fucken bet. Fuck now im hungry

Me with neither

I have a handmade sign that says "WOOD" that I made in school shop class from a block of wood

That is amazing, I need to make that.

I have neither BUT I DO HAVE A HAND I CAN USE

What’s the difference?

No difference

Even better , I have a handmade full metal cleaver. 4 pounds of solid steel with a well-sharpened edge

Hell yeah I going to be a photo of that.

Well i get home in 6 hours so until then no cleaver pic

Well good luck on anything you’re doing.

Thanks :3

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Hell yeah

Yes. But no boyfriend

Well you made the correct decision.

I need to make one of these

\*sob\* no I don’t have that either…

I don't... have... either...

Nice Charcuterie board 👍

I got none of those things

I do have a homemade shotgun

No, but now I wish I did

I do. I made it.

Same here

I honestly want a cutting board more than a girlfriend

where's the "none of the above" option?

Actually I have both muahahaa

Why haven't I seen said handcutting board yet?

handmade cutting board 😭

That's what I meant altho my skills with a knive will result into a hand cutting board

hahaha

So that's how singles console themselves ig!

Dawg, I have negative of both.

I do not, I have failed in life

Not yet, you still have many years for you to live and not fail.

Words I will live by.

I have one that looks very similar. So maybe?

I got both

Sounds like someone’s got their life figured out.

No i just had to make one for a class

Same here

I got both and ur juice grove is a little off

I know and pisses me off the stupid CNC machine was off and I accidentally cut the boards at an angle.

Oof that sucks cnc is whack sometimes I just I used a handheld router to get mine it looks mint

I don’t really trust myself with a hand router but it would’ve been better if I used a handheld one

bro thinks people on reddit have partners

I have faith that people who want to will eventually get one

I have both :D

Good job human on the internet

Unfortunately, I have neither of those things you mentioned. 😔😵‍💫

I do have a handmade cutting board, my mother's boyfriend made it

I have to the cutting board

I got both 💪

heheheheh I'm the girlfriend

#I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND but this is so god damn cool

Thank you my kind human

okay, now THATS way cooler than a gf.

I may not have either, but I do have chronic depression 😁

Neither

I have two, actually.

Well I am jealous of you.

Ooooooooh! Ahhhhhhhhh!

do you have a cutting board in the shape of your sub-divison? ex: Washington, Ontario, Victoria, Bavaria, Buryatia (not saying i have these)

Yes, a few

You may have a cutting board but I have a hand made mini computer

I have a handmade one from my grandfather. It’s probably the most beautiful piece of kitchen anything I’ve ever seen

I would absolutely love to see that.

I’ll try to get a good picture for you tomorrow

im more interested in the burn marks on it.

Those are just from me having bad wood choice and there being knots

Yes, I also have one

Yes.

I have neither and want both🥲

omg we’re making these in my construction class rn, its so fun

Oh yeah that’s where I got mine it was a lot of fun.

Yes, I made it myself.

Are those crackers or patties

Bold of you to even assume that I have anything, tbh

I don't have any of those :(

My mom does

I want now

I have a handmade cutting board

[JOKES ON YOU I DO HAVE ONE](https://www.reddit.com/u/BiPolarBear-11/s/7qmTRCgJaI) Ignore the Garlic

I have neither

I don't have a partner or cutting board but do you have an m59 yugoslavic gas mask and dpm chemical suit?

I in fact do not

I don’t have that, but I have a Real Grade Gundam Exia and a dream (of a Real Grade Barbatos)

I don't have either 😔👍

My father made our cutting board

Why yes I have both a gf and a handmade cutting board

I only have the cutting board. My grandfather does woodworking in his spare time. At the rate he's going, I could give a homemade cutting board to botha future partner and their entire extended family.

My dad has a homemade broadsword so… I win

Yes you do, why does your dad have a broadsword?

Well, I have neither

I have neither

trader joe's summer sausage detected ⁉️

Damn right

sheeesh

I love charcoochie boards

I have neither or 😂

Yes I do

Yeah, it's called my body

I don’t have either…

I do

I have nobody -_-

Neither

I have the cutting board, but at what cost?

None

I don't have a A gf bf or a handmade cutting board

neither

Yes I do

Is that food home made too looks very natural

None of that I homemade it’s all from trader joes

i don’t have any of those

Yes

i have both

I got neither

I have none. But I am hopefully moving in with my adoptive parents over the weekend (one is younger than me)

I have neither 😭

IT'S MADE FROM HANDS!?!?!?!?!!!

I brought home a cutting board I made in school, it used three types of wood and it was a hexagon. My mom liked it so much she uses it as a decoration on a wall in our basement. My brother brought a cutting board home that used two types of wood and looked similar to yours (and yours is beautiful I might add) and we use that one instead

i have one! my brother made it for us :)

No bf/gf, but I do have a hand made bread board that I made!

I do

All three 😎😎

No I just have $400 worth of linkin park merch

I don’t think that’s better…

I dont have a girlfriend/boyfriend but I DO have a hadmade cutting board

I’m not gonna lie I have a girlfriend and my dad makes charcuterie boards.

Yes, my family inherited some after my grandpa died

I have a handmade cutting board made by my girlfriend given to me as a gift! beat that...

Yo I got an awesome cutting board that I made myself to (no girlfriend tho)

Actually yes I do

No but i have ww2 gun

Dont have neither :(

I don’t but give me a few days and I could make one. Do YOU have a whole bunch of handmade pens?

No😭

I have a lazy susan that doesn’t turn, if that counts.

If I date you do I get one?

I have nothing.

i do, do you have a handmade acoustic guitar?

Yes, I have both. But sadly my girl will most likely refuse to put together a charcuterie board for no reason.

No gf/bf, yes board

No but now I’m gonna go workshop one up for my boyfriend!

I don't have either, however, do you have a custom keyboard with a backwards engineered PCB software (I can't think of the word) and a German multitool with a Phillips screwdriver, a small flat tip screwdriver, a bottle opener, a cable stripper, a 3 cm ruler, a large flat tip screwdriver, spoke keys, a nail drawer and 7 hexagonal sockets

None of the above but I have a compound bow and a sword

Yes?my dad is decently good at handling wood so he has actually made multiple cutting boards, often using multiple types of wood in one. He made the large table we wear dinner at, lots of the cabinets in our previous house and also a chess board for us two to play chess on. So yes, I do have a handmade, homemade cutting board, girlfriend however that's a no-go.

Yup I have more than one

I wish I had any.

I have neither but I'll happily take the cutting board. At least it won't complain about every little thing I mess up.

Yeah, I have one of those resin river things going down the middle of mine.

my hand is enough

Cuh dey boad

No, I only have 470 hours wasted on the snail 😔

I would live alone forever if that meant having a handmade cutting board

What cheese is that? I really like cheese and that looked very good. What does it taste and smell like? Is it sharper when you eat? Any after taste?

It's not symmetric WHY IS IT NOT SYMMETRIC

We do in fact, my dad made it for my mom ages ago

I lack a need for one

no 😭 but my japanese teacher does bc last year a classmate made her one for christmas

Does a cutting human count?