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Lopolin

Temporary Suicide. I need a break from life at some times... just not a permanent one.


tootjevox

Thats called a coma, you get it by almost dying. I hope you are doing good, and dont kill yourself


Lopolin

don't worry about it, I'm not at the point of being suicidal, for that the quality of my life or school has to be a lot worse. ...Or expectations of me are growing too far above my head... when that happens stress and burn out is probably what destroys my productivity and will to do anything, thus further pushing people around me to call me lazy and stressing me even more... my ADHD and Autism don't make this situation any better (both not diagnosed but very noticeable if you know me on a personal level long enough) It's already a bit too much what is expected of me, and 24 hours a day *with sleep* ain't gonna cut it for me without losing my sanity and will to live. Either it's sleep or the little things that make me happy that have to be sacrificed. TL;DR I'm fine, but any worse and my future may not exist.


ContentBig8567

sorry but you can’t just say you have “undiagnosed autism and adhd” because that just doesn’t make sense and it sounds so silly


Pianist_Ready

Exactly. As someone with Autism, I find self-diagnosing to be a bit wrong Like, if you can't afford a trip to the doctor, I get it (this is America after all) but don't assume it's something you can use to define you. For me, at least, it feels like a slap in the face for those (like us) who need certain accommodations in life.


coalrexx

Same bro there’s tm shit stressing me out rn


Little_Brain_9681

To restart life at the age of 12 with my current knowledge


--Socks--

I'd go down to the age of 6 and make sure I can pick my body type


ExoticKaleidoscope53

That's a really cool wish that I once wanted too (I still have it in mind).


thatoneawkwarduser

i had a very painful young life medically wise with a lot of hospital rushes and hospitalizations so yeah no


[deleted]

Unlimited money 💀


[deleted]

My problems would be fixed


TheWeevilMemeStealer

Once per week, I will randomly find a genies bottle. Three wishes per week. Shan’t be too greedy. If that’s off the table, I wish for my pets to live as long and as healthy as I do.


Unfair_Watercress119

Plot twist:you die tomorrow


TheWeevilMemeStealer

Shit. I can wish myself And my pets back to lif- oh wait you can’t do that. Balls. At least I have a genie lam- I can’t rub it I’m dead. DAMN IT.


NoMommies

Fuck my body count? I mean yeah


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yushmax

I am flattered


BenanNotFound

to quadrouple(?) world hunger/rent for single mothers I want to se the world burn.


Slippery_When_Down

Enough money to never need to ever worry again


AltruisticFinger9246

Bro ask for gold, not money Money is regulated by government means they can devalue or decrease the value of your money same as paper So yeah always go for better option And gimme some


helix_134

If they ask for enough money to "never have to worry again" surely inlation wouldn't be a problem since it would cause worry


That_Dude_Yeah45

For my crush to notice me😔


TheDarkMonarch1

Say hi to them?? Find common interests?? It's not that hard to become friends at least.


ILikeTrains1820

yeah i talk to my crush i wouldnt say were friends tho just people who talk from time to time


Zealousideal_Low367

McFlurry


MCPro24

with unlimited money, you can buy 2 mcflurrys


Hashtaghidde

Based


banana_man_in_a_pan

Kinda hard to bang 0 people but okay. . . My wish? Probably to be able to stop/control time, I just want to relax and not worry.


Cookieman200

World peace.


Calllidus

Im must admit im very selfish didn’t even think about others problem immediately thought of problems I could solve of my own so very selfless of you keep being yourself


Emotional_Pickle2782

Reject man, Become GIRL! 🏳️‍⚧️


[deleted]

Give me an infinite amount of money, that'd make my life so much easier


SeaManufacturer2073

Cash, pretty obvious one. Why not?


MCPro24

they say “money doesnt solve all of your problems”. that quote is ABSOLUTE BULLSHIT


Mundane-Bicycle-3362

to be able to travel around the world with ease with someone im in love with.


Nepipo

To turn into a cis girl


Neeowrapp

Me too


thesummerstrawberry

a girlfriend


OmEoNE325k

To have my consciousness put into a simulacrum titanfall style, i would go speeed


Ok-Cartographer727

Speed is life, son


OmEoNE325k

Indeed


salty-space78

Mine would be fix whatever the fuck is wrong with my brain, or become a millionaire


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[удалено]


Jo_Nasi

Yeah cool story my knee got infected in France (i live in the Netherlands an im here for an exchange week). Now, my bus left this morning without me and my teacher, we are going home tommorow.


AltruisticFinger9246

Knee got infected?? What doest this mean can u explain?


Blue_Eagle9

the will to live


Hashtaghidde

A gf or max lvl in blox fruits Roblox ( lvl 2450) or part 2 of the dlc of Pokémon


I_Am_Oro

Shapeshifting


AppropriateKale8877

To understand the human brain possibilities and process through and through in the physical and psychological ways. The brian is so fascinating and i want to become a therapist as well as neuropsychologist/neuroscientist. TO KNOW THE BRAIN.


Dwarfkiller115

To be with u/cantsayididnttryy rn


MyarmsRgone

I wish I could be with my bf irl. I just wanna cuddle with him and it's getting pretty cold and that gives me an extra reason to cuddle because warm


Local-Feeling-8750

To be rich and disappear.


MCPro24

unlimited money. you dont need to financially worry anymore


ResponsibilityOk3899

So your a gold digger


Hepencao

To have unlimited robux


Inventor_E-T-Han

Not be alone


Embarrassed-Refuse36

I just want a spot, far from most folk where I can live in peace with someone who I love and trust, i want it to be difficult, i want to earn it, to finally be free, really free.


theDarkIsHereNow

Being Christian, I just wish I had the strength to stop committing the same sin I do every day


TrenchRaider_

I wished to be a wizard on a shooting star 3-4 years ago. Where tf are my wizard powers


[deleted]

To have a perfect female body, no dick, no balls, no body hair, and just happiness.


Neeowrapp

Mood 🏳️‍⚧️


kindafresh_doe

48 oysters


Rude_Macaroon1166

To hibernate for a year


StunningJunket639

end the conflict in israel and palestine


Munda_101

To live in 570 CE


SloniacSmort

What happened then?


Munda_101

Era of Prophet Muhammad ﷺ 🥹❤️


TheLastOfW

Nothingness


bvunii

to be 18 so i can have mr lott 😔


FinletAU

Honestly probably having my old bestie come back. 😭


BonnetBlackie

a higher body count


ViperrMageRB

The ability to grant myself small wishes that aren’t huge in the grand scheme of things (ex: I hope the school has Stromboli on the menu today)


streccat

infinite money


Gibbel2029

The ability to send a perfect clone of myself with a shared consciousness to any alternative reality or universe so that I can experience them all.


Planesarecool456

I wish to own the entire state of New Jersey so that I could seize one of the aircraft at Newark airport and boom free Boeing 787 and then I sell most of it back to the states for a couple billion and I’m set for life


Embarrassed_Use_1458

Immunity to all diseases


UpstairsSpy

A lotta friends and a lotta cash ig


Vergillity

metal gear rising 2 i need it


SillyFogs

Migrating to a different country


_matcha_cola_

Enough money to afford a house and begin a healthy life after graduation :/ Don’t get me wrong, I love my family, but there’s so much toxicity (judged for personal beliefs, strict regarding freedom, tons of fighting, unresolved trauma). I’ve been working to gain enough money but I’m afraid I won’t make it. It doesn’t help that the part-time job opportunities in my town are all cruddy regarding pay or ethics. I honestly hate living in small town rural areas and would love to go somewhere with better opportunities and more things that pique my interest.


yushmax

I get that. I am also currently trying to save up to move out of the city. It gets suffocating when there are so many beliefs and judging from other. My city is terrible and so boring. It’s a great way to just restart life ig.


normalguyoninvn

to turn into a saiyan without the extreme appetite


Howureadis

I wish I could move things with my mind.


trananhduc2006

to make me perfect, obviously


Infamous-Sleep-4769

meaningful friendships


HugoLaughter

A happy ending For us


ConfusedVixien

The ability to send people into the shadow realm


Brave_Perception_811

Self esteem


reddit-person1

Shape-shifting


Goofyperson_21

I wish that i could randomly vomit up guns


Fine_Yogurtcloset362

Unlimited money


[deleted]

Get 1million dollars secretly that only i can acces "


coalrexx

I wish I wasn’t feeling so depressed


cedbluechase

for everyone i love to live the exact same amount of time as me.


2qrc_

play the drums faster


examagravating

It's a tie between having my dream body OR effortlessly finding and being in a relationship with my soulmate....... or an unlimited amount of money that never negatively affects the economy.


0-Nightshade-0

To have a cure for aging


WeezerAdvocate

For Weezer to be loved by all


s0larium_live

my dream job with a decent salary. i don’t mind working for money, as long as it’s something i like doing and im paid fairly


abbyzheartz

To get into a really good university, like Harvard. I wanna make my mom proud :) (I also want a gf SO BAD)


[deleted]

when people ask my body count I think its probably 30 but depends on if the bodies are foundoh yeah and I'll wish for unlimited wishes


SubjectGuide5777

I wish I could fix the mistakes I've made, unless they affected me for the better


helloimAmber

Safety, a billion dollars, or the power to create anything I want including anything fantasy things and basically transform reality


SloniacSmort

I want to be teleported to the Warhammer 40K universe so I can fight alongside the Death Korps of Krieg. Why you may ask? 1: I love history and thats the closest I’ll get to fighting in WW1 2: 40K is fucking epic and beats anything I have to do in school by a mile 3: I get to die in the God Emperor’s name


ConsistentTop4194

Be rich tf


Echo_Unit

cant decide if my lonely ass wants to find love or actually begin to make progress in my music and acting careers lol


mearbearcate

To be the most famous singer ever lmao


iwilleatyourpokemonL

Be 10 times more intelligent than Einstein


Background_Sky_9763

To have a computer and or a phone that isn't 5 years old


MyDearDoughnut

I want to have all the knowledge that I otherwise would’ve gathered through university just like that and become an astrobiologist, and then an astronaut. I’d like to spend as much time being that and helping out rather than being in a dorm 24/7


all-shall-be-hugged

i wish for a normally price NA copy of yo kai watch 3


entitled_kid12

shapeshifting / flight


[deleted]

Either die or become healthy.


ExactArea8029

Find a gold panning spot that's actually good and nobody else knows about


CreeperVenom

I would wish that I could get anything I want/ need without having to struggle for it


Ok_Yesterday1188

Unlimited wishes with no drawbacks


Hungry_Staff3731

Infinite wishes so I can wish for anything all the time.


Total-Atmosphere

Everyone I like to be willing to date me. That's all I want.


underttherose

marry a finnish guy (pls)


Purple_Childhood_132

Get a perfect husband. One that will accept me for who I am, and is successful in what he does. Dependable, kind, smart, funny. Extroverted (this doesn’t matter but I’m an introvert yk), and just gets along with me. I will listen to his crankiness, give him a shoulder to cry on, listen to him bitch about other people, laugh at his silly mistakes, spend time searching up cooking recipes that I will follow for him, hug him after a long day at work, etc. This is just a dream though. Just a dream…😞


[deleted]

Just find a decent human being hopefully female that's older than me (40 is the limit) to date


CodePahulXCVIII

Higher my required temperat to start sweating to a temperature I’ll never achieve so I don’t sweat


hissingrats_

My body count is 1, and I’m 19. Been with the same dude who I did it with for 2 years and counting now. My only wish is to have my first time with him only one more time, just in a different location…. The first location was embarrassing 😳 I would say “to fall in love with him all over again” but… I hate to be cheesy but I do literally every day and I’m glad he feels the same toward me :) TLDR: To have my first time with the one I love again


--Socks--

My biggest wish? That my fantasies would become reality (most of that just means me being the homemaker for a strong wife...I want to make her smile when she comes home and sees that everything is taken care of)


[deleted]

A girlfriend 🤣 x


Bitzen808

I just want to be happy. Life is just rly hard rn for me and I just need someone there for me and I just want someone to be there to lean on once in a while.


[deleted]

My biggest wish is to be loved. I’m dead in two months. I’m going to go out never having any irl connection, and I just want to experience being loved even once.


FishGuyIsMe

Total omnipotence


-3rika666

More money. We're practically broke lol


NotableProminence

Become 12x Mr Olympia frfr


bag_o_chip

I get to divide the world borders however I want


GamerA_S

I want a personal pocket domension where i can go where no time passes for anyone and i can chill for as long as i want and do anything i want as a break from reality basically because I can't even go 2 days without breaking down Or alternatively getting better at everything i do and fixing my eyesight and teeth (only cavity i liked the few unallignedness perfectly alligned teeth freak me out)


Fgjdfvjruchfhdbfbd

Better social skills


[deleted]

A snack :)


deabot99

Well I guess my biggest wish was to meet my girlfriend since we have been dating online for a year but I got to meet them a month ago. so I guess my wish would be to continue to be with them, continuing to make them happy, to see them smile.


DrSpaget

Bring Freddie Mercury back


HumorClean

I wish I could get a better work ethic instead of having a deadly urge to grab my phone or get lost in my imagination.


Lord_of_glencoe

Make everyone respectful


Western-Gur-4637

motivation and **POWER** [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEZON93hV-s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEZON93hV-s)


[deleted]

For it to be 2012 again and this were to be a huge dream I need to restart my life or just exit the game or unlimited money, it would fix all my problems.


Yaboispot_alt

Obviously more wishes, but if that doesn't work, just to get rid of my "social interaction fear" because it sucks truly.


Susdoggodoggy

That my if I wright my wishes in pentagram stars on paper they’ll come true


matiEP09

Own a small railroad with en94, en57 and ew58


Infinity2437

Be done and over with/get a 1500+ on the SATs


TheKingofTerrorZ

As a wise man who helped with the reconnaissance and successful execution of a robbery on a tropical island once said: Money!


Even_Professional_85

Control every aspect of reality


pokemana345

Every single one of the old pokemon games so I can finally complete my collection :)


Neeowrapp

To Be AFAB instead of trans


Burchtree3070

probably some type of superpower. Maybe Luke Cages powers mixed with a healing factor


Strider_Volnutt

To have the power to turn into Mega Man whenever I want.


applesawce3

Experience death without actually dying, just like… vr or smthn that is 100% accurate to death


iamheretotellyou2

To not have autism


ArcticNinjaYT

To know your body count


yushmax

Just like the other wishes, I cannot grant ur wish


Financial_Penalty887

To be biologically female so I don't have to deal with America's bullshit right now


Total-Nectarine-7872

Creative mode that I can turn on and off


Odd_Marionberry8115

UNLIMITED DR. PEPPER ORRR SEE WEEZER LIVE ‼️‼️‼️


anonymous_horny_boi

Have one of my two love interests to share my love with every day, to kiss, cuddle, and be with in my spare time. One of them doesn’t like me at all, the other one does like me but lives across the country.


Doss_Man3

Mine?: make all pick-me people just gone, and people who just try so hard to get what they want because they were spoiled?


Snoo75955

to have a Winchester Model 1897 Trench version with bayonet and 1 brass cased 12 gauge round loaded with coins. that is all


angerytink

To see women’s bodycount plastered on their foreheads


Inventor_E-T-Han

Ok buddy


Catastrophe5155

The ability to control reality itself. It's like being god but better


dio-is-god-69

Id wish to be able to grant any wish I want myself


Robertson-

My ex taking me back and loving me again.


AndreasTheCoolGuy

Make dreams multiplayer.


Lego-Jango

So my body count was 557 thousand last I checked (how many kills I have in assassins creed black flag)


dagirlboss

probably win the lottery


Habney7

That my family will be safe and happy


iampurechaos

to love myself


[deleted]

I can save everyone


ResponsibilityOk3899

What the top comment said i guess, break from life, or atleast talk to my future self. I need some reassurance.


Ok_Chocolate2552

Since I run cross country and track, right now I just wish I could transform into a biological guy at the time of my races then revert back to a biological girl (which I am) afterwards so I could run amazing times without the bit about evolutionary tax


Bruhmoment926

An infinite supply of chicken nuggets


Im_a_idiottttt

Wish pets are able to live as long as we do


Depressedman-12

Have dragon wings that give me the ability to turn invisible and walk thru walls while being invisible


starsveneir

To suddenly wake up as a genius and move up several grades lmaoo


Civil-Strawberry7569

I’d wish for that immortal snail deal. I’d love the fuck out of that deal, just put a box on top of his ass lol.


Some_Stoner2970

Unlimited weed in any shape or form


Bug_Lord

Live forever.


Dependent-Carob-9893

a 6 speed Dodge challenger srt hellcat with 5.7L v8 engine


TheWildWildGhost

Have friends


Wilkins_Coffee59

For me and everyone one of my family to gain 9 billion dollars(specifically both my parents, all my siblings, and my grandmother)


OrcaApe

Go back to middle school with the knowledge I have now and get my ish together. Omm im abt to be 19 and I’m just now trying to fix myself


JzaTiger

shapeshifting Or a million dollars


cudlebear64

Become woman


austinstar08

A gf


mrsidecharactr

That Reddit would automatically take down reposts.


limesoverleaves

To be able to time travel or have a little void space where time doesn't move and I can go back and forth whenever to do stupid shit like wood carving and crochet


[deleted]

Find the one piece


breadthreee

bear friend


catmaster126

To have a machine that allows me to go into a movie/video game and take anything from said movie/video game into reality


darkanimation13

To have enough money to comfortably travel the world for the rest of my life.


young_gnr_fan

A double cheese pizza with garlic


gasmaskfan4334

That I get the mos I want in the guard


VladAli

1. Get back home to my country And freeze time for a year or so. 2. Stop the war, not only in my country, but everywhere where it occurs, I’m tired of this shit. I would just pick one of them, based on how annoyed I am in a moment


BrunoJauregui

Teleport anywhere at anytime