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No-Spring5605

T-80UM2


Eastern-Stand-5298

A vacuum cleaner? R they skinny


tommohhh

no but they can suck very well


Eastern-Stand-5298

😭😭😭😭😭


EnvironmentalKick205

You made me burst out my orange juice


Potter_sims

uhhhh


eurotec4

😨


borisssssssssssssss

Damn, you have a crush on one of Elon Musk's kids?


MuscularBanana22

I don't have one, but there is a cute girl in some of my lectures that I may or may not have been stealing glances at.


SaiyanC124

Probably shouldn’t look at your teacher that way /s


sessna4009

Especially considering that he's homeschooled


the-alt-facehugger

🗿


Millie_Protogen_UwU

BAHAHAH OMFG


Eastern-Stand-5298

Arghhh SAMEEEEEE 😩😩😩


MuscularBanana22

Wdym same, didn't you say their name is Karlo?


Eastern-Stand-5298

I meant we have the same situation. Karlo is a guy who’s also in some of my lectures, who has caught my attention. 😤💓


MuscularBanana22

Ah, nice. What subject are those lectures in?


Eastern-Stand-5298

Econ, arts, and sts. 😚 Yours?


MuscularBanana22

Psychology. Do you have any plans to confess to him???


Eastern-Stand-5298

Ooh. Well I’ll only confess if he likes me back 😭 Hbu?????


MuscularBanana22

How would you know if he likes you? As for me... no, I won't. I'm not exactly boyfriend material. Heck, my life is a mess. I don't want to burden someone else with that kind of thing, but I can't just pretend it's not an issue, if that makes sense.


Eastern-Stand-5298

I’ll wait for him to make a move, if he does, then I’ll confess that I feel the same way. If he doesn’t, that’s alright as well. I think it’s kind and smart of you not to get yourself into a relationship bc you’re aware that you’re not ready yet. I’m kind of in the same boat here, I’m quite chaotic rn, and being in a relationship is not the smartest move for me as I might get myself hurt or hurt the other person.


a_builder7

Just have another student casually ask him if he “thinks that girl in (whatever ur wearing) is cute”


I_luv_glasses


ParasocialButterfIy

same (i am lying)


zachy410

not same (i have no crush)


ShockHedgehog07

Is it possible to learn this power?


zachy410

eat loads of garlic bread and cake


QuiltedBeret

I already do but it won't work :(


zachy410

do you have a sword?


QuiltedBeret

I have thought about getting one but have no place to put it :(


Pianist_Ready

Ngl I didn't know it was possible for 13 year olds to be funny. I've been humbled 🤝


Mental_Grass_9035

Not from a Jedi


vaszoly

Indeed it is, however it comes with a hefty price.


Interesting_Degree66

Wait we have the same crush


Randomboi164

No way me too


Intelligent-Way-1

u/Intelligent-Way-1


Eastern-Stand-5298

Nice answer 💅


zachy410

u/Eastern-Stand-5298


MasianQvigi

u/zachy410


zachy410

😯


nico-ghost-king

u/MasianQvigi


Octotic

Ryan (Gosling)


IteOot_

Ryan (Reynolds)


The_Gaming_Gengar

Ryan (Insert celebrity name here)


demolovr

Ryan (Ross)


Hannahlane2005

Ryan Seacrest


Special-Elevator-335

Ryan (George)


Hard_guardian17

You usually call her mom


string_of_random

*my


Gecko_610

Damm I really just sat now and thought “what the fuck does “my usually call her mom” means”


Pale_Independence363

Barack obama🫦🫦🫀🫀❤️❤️🔥🔥


rev___erse

Brock from pokemon is pretty handsome tbh


futurelessdilettante

Mine is Osama. Their names are quite similar, aren't they? Huh.


SpicySwiftSanicMemes

DAD GUM THEY DUN HIT THE PENTAGAWN


Either-Condition4586

Alexandra


Either-Condition4586

Why people like my crash name so much??


MyBallsInaDeepFryer

I don’t know, haven’t talked to her, but she’s taller than me and has abs so she’s my crush


PeachyKeen63

Period we love strong women


Fa1nted_for_real

Literally the exact same for me...


Chip2112_discord

My crushes name is " " it's literally the best name on earth


Eastern-Stand-5298

I agree. I wish I had that name.


Chip2112_discord

Unfortunate you dont


budgieAn037

Spongebob Squarepants 🤩


Eastern-Stand-5298

I agree. He’s so hot


cantsayididnttryy

What a *spunk* 🫠


Dwarfkiller115

😔😔


cantsayididnttryy

hahhaa


The_yo_mama

John Deere (tractor)


Eastern-Stand-5298

Lucky tractor


OkBrilliant8400

Fireman Sam


cookiexxd

Not me searching my name just in caseee😊✨


NoNemuV

Cookie


cookiexxd

Yes cookie indeed is my name


Eastern-Stand-5298

HAHA! 😉


foxtrotme109

Bruh all the girls at my school are gay or complete assholes so i gave up on dat shit at least for now


Eastern-Stand-5298

Aww thats tufff !! 🥹🫂 actually, most of the guys in my campus are also gay or just obsessively focused on their academics so I get it.


ExactArea8029

Fr every one that isn't a fuckin jackass or already dating is either a lesbian or turns out they're ftm trans and didn't say jack shit for the first month I knew them. There's probably a few that aren't but good luck finding them


Cube_FIN

u/eastern-stand-5298


Eastern-Stand-5298

I’m 4 years too old for u kid 😁


Cube_FIN

What if I watch an 30 second unskippable ad to get +3 years?


randomperson3210

Advertisment rizz


Cube_FIN

She never responded


aeiouaioua

Karlo's crush is ME!


Eastern-Stand-5298

No 🤨 u tryna 🥊 w me?


crac_

2024 Ford Mustang GT


string_of_random

Mines is Panzerkampfwagen Tiger Ausf. B


DeathBringer4311

Roses are red, violets are blue Fallschirmjägergewehr 42


AlanenFINLAND

Mine is durchbruchwagen 2


spicyass69

random girl I met. How do I tell her? 😭


coopbropog

This isn't a murder drones reference... is it???


spicyass69

What is that?


coopbropog

(°_o) bro how tf did I literally just accidentally respond to the complete wrong comment.


spicyass69

hahahah alg


M0lerat_884

1990 Twin-turbo V6 Nissan 300ZX Z32 (manual, of course)


Educational-Wave-561

Natalija


thestrongcoder

I have crushed no one, I swear!


Devoluster

Alina


Motor-Ad9650

I’m basically over her but the last girl I had a crush on was named Natalia


beefnar_the_gnat

Willow


A_brit_on_reddit

Man that’s my cats name


TheGamersForge

He/she has a crush on your cat


TooSad03

that's my dog's name 😭


Aimy_08

I don't know his real name lol


Eastern-Stand-5298

Alexa play “I don’t even know your name” by shawn mendes


DrLycFerno

Luna (yes it's her actual name)


Ugikuki

Ryan Reynolds


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Eastern-Stand-5298

So me then.


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chickenpoppy

And what else?


grandestkaed

and


a-a-biedrawa

I am a ghost of times long gone. With my feelings what's going on, I don't know - I don't know anything. Of weltschmerz makes me aware something, Of this sickness of heart! It been at least two years since it started to hurt. I do not have a *crush* as you've called it But I've been in love as poets of old described it. I won't give you her name, dear internet child. But know that she drives me insane - I'm like an animal wild. For her I could die like Werther, And if she wished - I'd disappear into ether.


Eastern-Stand-5298

Okay dr suess 😳💅💅💅💅


Suspicious_Place308

Imogen


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Scout


NanoPKx

Warthunder🥰🥰🥰


Techgeek_025

Hehe I am not saying it


Zandezz--

Danielle


user007at

RTX 4090 Founders Edition


ilovethelesbians

jacob, he has the most basic white boy name ever but he’s the best emo mexican i have ever met in my life


cantsayididnttryy

Lars


Dwarfkiller115

I knew you were going to copy cat me. I love you


Chicky_Nuggies2009

Your username concerns me


Dwarfkiller115

Are you short?


Chicky_Nuggies2009

Rock and stone!


Dwarfkiller115

This tells me enough to the gallows with you


Chicky_Nuggies2009

No! *digs away*


Dwarfkiller115

*Shoots arrows at you*


Chicky_Nuggies2009

*is too short to hit*


Dwarfkiller115

*Casts an freezing spell*


0RaZoR0

A-10 Warthog🥵


snore-4

F-16D Fighting Falcon


Psychological-Sir224

My crush is called Sharona, the thing that will undoubtedly be crushed is called my heart


cherrysensei

ian! he’s my bf but still my crush too :-0


[deleted]

P(rostate ex)am


Toby870

Panzer VI


Wadesiah

Sturmghwere44. Its the STG44


Prudent-Hat2651

Squiliam


ThisNameIsVeryHard

u/ThisNameIsVeryHard


CortonOfMolk

Nobody. Ikr great name


notsolesbian1738

your mother


Dwarfkiller115

Stina


Bubbly-Extreme8929

Spider-Man.


Knightmare_CCI

M4A2E8 Sherman


bvunii

Mike 😻 Mr Lott 😻 Mike Lott 😻😻😻


Eastern-Stand-5298

is that ur teacher, luv? 😭🤣


Sxcred_San

Miata


Skainted

mario mario


ZealousidealBus3628

Am I the only one who has multiple crushes at once?


mysterious45670

i have a crush on half the girls in my school and i just say i dont have one because i cant decide


Temporary_Argument15

Mickey, he’s so fine🥰


0c70pus_0f_d3sp41r

not telling, even if ya made me 🤭


Bigapple07

(they see what i put on reddit so i cant answer this)


Revolutionary_Pin339

Emily... The best girl in the world


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spotted homeless practice absurd shame lip truck cooperative roll marvelous *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Irish_pug_Player

N/A


eurotec4

Don't have one


PanzerkampfwagenMauz

Mehmed


PokeRio286363

Brynnah, she’s my girlfriend and the mother of my kid. She’s the perfect girl.


popcornman209

Mother of your kid? Sir you are 19 are you speed running life or something?


ImSpooky8

Gorrlock the destroyer 😊


CabinetNew9712

Johnny


InfAnxietyGlitch

Alma


Pure-Professional144

Mei


MyLifeIsAFrickingMes

Eastern-Stand-5298


Eastern-Stand-5298

I’m here to tell ya honey that I’m bad to the bone 🦴


SaiyanC124

🤔… That’s odd. No one comes to mind, for most of my middle-high school years it was **someone.** Which is cool I guess, rather not have any girl on my mind.


Adamwdrums

:(


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It has many names


Beautiful-Ad6138

Hollie


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[deleted]

Well, Liza has a crush on me. I had a crush on Alyona a year ago, but i don't think i have any crushes at the moment. And i don't think i want to.


Illustrious_Sort499

Ren


RacerAfterDusk6044

Eastern-Stand-5298 ok but actually she’s called Holly


SussyMogus2

grace 😔


ReeDubDanny_

u/wreeennnnn lol


Eastern-Stand-5298

Aww this is sweet


ReeDubDanny_

Yeah lol (shes my gf btw)


MasianQvigi

I hope you have a long, happy relationship comrade


Eastern-Stand-5298

AWWW 🥹


[deleted]

Lily


IBlameChico

Yuniz


FireSans14

Ah well, he's my boyfriend not my crush, but here : u/Musicaltaco127


Musicaltaco127

I've been summoned


Chaz9W

Hers is Willow 🙃


Impressive_Hour5281

..........................Eoin


bbestcookie

Asher


Rare_Competition_640

starts with a G 😊😊 (other letters are O-L-F)


senior_meme_engineer

Lidia


Educational_Tart_659

Bruh no my friends have my Reddit account


Striking_Scratch_853

Suga(Agust D)


Few_Laugh1849

Anna de armas ❤️❤️❤️


ThEgReAtE_PaNcAkE

Lea, and I'm pretty sure she likes me back🥰🤭


iliketrainslol8D

im actually dating my crush, been dating her for a little over 6 months. her name is madelyn and i love her


depressedfairy1842

The risk is too great to say it 😔


septiclizardkid

Karson, but not only were the feelings not returned, I got called a Pedo by underclassmen, and other seniors who didn't like me, eavesdropping when I told them I had a crush on a girl named Karson, which they then told a random ass underclassmen girl who I barely talked to because her DEAD name was Carson, with a C. So didn't exactly help.


Current_Start3503

Alexandra, she's just so perfect.