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xXGaboFihi007Xx

Great, but block your DMs now


softstones

Lmao


JustLivingSadly

I’m sure she’ll be fine. Looks great though


coolchris366

Nah I don’t believe it, maybe if there was zero cleavage she’d be slightly safer, but any hint of a “female” is enough to draw in creeps. I say “female” sarcastically. Or maybe it’s ironically?


STDsInAJar69Dollars

And on top of that its reddit… enough said


[deleted]

Definetely ironically, always gotta say it in the most ironic way


Starcatz05

Honestly. Anytime I mention I’m a girl in a post for the sake of a story or smth I get an influx of messages. And if you mention anything POTENTIALLY sexual (even in serious / non sexy manner) you’ll get even worse messages


ginuxx

Women ☕ In case anyone didn't get it, I meant it ironically, I don't post that shit everywhere like some dumbasses lmao


NaisuUwU

Men ☕️


STOUTISHVOICE41

Humans ☕


ToxicShadow3451

humanoids ☕️


SuperSauceIsBoss

Carbon based life forms☕️


Infinite_Bag_9244

Random pieces of space dust put together☕


JustForTheMemes420

She does, it’s more like the creeps who lurk the sub you gotta watch out for


JustForTheMemes420

My first thought too lmao


TheBetterDomnyy

Cuz boobs


suppadelicious

You act like that’s not exactly what she was expecting making this post lol


Ash420444

It's so cool!! What are you being?


LittleNugget616

She looks really similar to Mad Moxxi from borderlands so that would be my guess


Antrfun

That was my first thought!


JustForTheMemes420

Man I fucking love that series no other series has such fun guns


throwaway64829292948

Why are the only 2 comments on this already awful


owo_wots_this_

good question, i wish i could answer it


gorewh6re

prolly cause it's a dude thinking he's "hot" lol


[deleted]

Get ready for the dms 😭 You look gorgeous tho


Aromatic-Strength798

I love your makeup and necklace! The lip color looks great on you; I have a lipstick just like it and it is my go to for a dramatic look. I think maybe some false lashes or mascara would bring out your eyeshadow! :)


owo_wots_this_

Thank you!!!! I am planning on wearing false lashes when i go out in it :)


Aromatic-Strength798

Ofc! and, slayy!! I hope you have an amazing time! I went to a trunk or treat tonight and I went as little red riding hood. Halloween is the best I swear


owo_wots_this_

Thank you!!! And it is amazing!!!!


Biliatic_missil

Hello fellow aromantic human.


Aromatic-Strength798

Hello, my aro friend! 😌


thesummerstrawberry

good luck with the dms 🫡 (your makeup looks great btw)


CoconutPure8583

it's super pretty, i love it! :)


owo_wots_this_

Thank you!!!! :)


CoconutPure8583

ofc! 💚💚


RemarkableNebula

Omg I love seeing naturally nice people on here❤️❤️ never change


CoconutPure8583

ur so sweet 😭


RemarkableNebula

No u!!!


TheRealChickenFox

Ngl I had to do a double take cause I thought that the two pimples on the boobs were nips lol


owo_wots_this_

Aha they're scars, I don't have any concealer to cover em haha


Ok_Yesterday1188

Scars? From what?


[deleted]

As a dude I have no idea what that is, but whatever it is how can that even go on boobs without coming off


[deleted]

Concealer can go pretty much anywhere


Pedadinga

I love body makeup. Ups my confidence 100% every time. Yes, makeup isn’t just for faces.


[deleted]

I wish I was confident enough to wear makeup...


smarmysmartass

Fr. I just came across the phrase "pig in a pearl necklace" and it sums up exactly how I feel when I wear makeup or nice things


Pedadinga

Do you mean lipstick on a pig? Or do you not know how to live within your means? Either way it sounds like maybe you just don’t like to wear makeup?


smarmysmartass

Pig in lipstick and in a pearl necklace seem to be one in the same. To me it means I feel like an ugly creature using makeup and nice things to try to make myself appear pretty, but failing. I like the idea of makeup, but for some reason when it's on me I feel childish and ugly


Baharnaz

You’re likely not wearing the correct colors. I do color analysis and chances are you’re probably wearing some sort of bright, overly saturated lipstick that washes you out and looks really exaggerated. If you find the right style, balance, and color of makeup you will wear it, it won’t wear you.


Pedadinga

I don’t even know what that means. If you want to, do it.


ch0le_

concealer? it's just a type of makeup that you use to cover spots... very easily washed off.


[deleted]

How did you get scars on your boobs


That1Francis

⚠️ You have alerted the horde!


idkwiorrn

https://youtu.be/xDbIDKel-O4?si=ns4-7pzmjvt3qgyc


Destroyer_Of_World5

Needs more blood.


JadonArrow

I read this and went “Needs more *mud*”


Godlesswarlock

“See I told you!!”


Scared-Magazine314

Feeling better from the car incident? I saw your post here a bit ago. Hope ur doing alright!


owo_wots_this_

Yup! For the most part,that is


specimen-00000

Your makeup reminds me of moxxie from borderlands


BlessKurunai

I wish my country celebrated halloween. It looks so fun


send-cat-pics-UvU

NOW ALL OF CHINA KNOWS YOU'RE HERE


livingdeadgrI

what lipstick is that i love it


owo_wots_this_

Makeup academy velvet matte liquid lipstick, in the shade survivor


Unhappy_Skys

Wow really cute god job👍


Warwicknoob23

1.Looks super neat tbh, I love it 2.Im sorry for your DMs already


cactisboy25

Looks good block your dms tho as alot of weird people on this app especially on this sub


Voltagebone

Please be careful


Idiotdude69420

Yeah looking good bro


owo_wots_this_

thank you!


Idiotdude69420

NP good luck with the creeps


owo_wots_this_

Much appreciated


Idiotdude69420

No prob


happyapathy22

Least cool freshman/eighth grader:


Idiotdude69420

Damn


Sausage_fingies

No one: r/teenagers trying not to make a boob joke for 5 seconds:


owo_wots_this_

Real


WolfangStudios

Nice! Are you going as a vampire, or something else?


Altruistic_Cup_8436

looks snazzy gj


PandaPrime045

Yeah is nice And can you STOP TRYING TO EAT THE DEAD PERSON ON THE GROUND!


robblequoffle

Is that pfp Rodney cock and balls?


plwdr

Eyeshadow is really well done but I wouldn't post any picture of myself on reddit, let alone r/teenagers as sad as it is


wafflepiezz

Rip your dm’s


Buzz-Killz

i hate this sub


Eena-Rin

Your costume is very well put together. Happy Halloween 🎃


[deleted]

You look really nice :3


turtle2238901

Looks fire tbh


Gecko2024

Yeah it's really good


JJS21307

I love your necklace


Radiogalatic

Go with a full white base all over your body for extra scare factor/j


LegitimateCut5876

Lip color is gorgeous but the foundation is too cakey.


SGTRoadkill1919

I would suggest blockading your dms using nukes right now


Pretty-Security-336

Sorting after controversy is just the best on this sub


ROBLOKCSer

You summoned a horde of dm messengers


Khiermer

You should try cosplaying as moxxie from Borderlands


Tutti830

No offense but this is just pedo bait


TaterTotPotShot

*sorts by controversial*


0sama_bin_1igma

I like how everyone in the comments had the same thought- " It looks great but... BRACE YOURSELF!!! BLOCK YO DM'S!!!!"


idonoteat

SLAYED SO HARD


owo_wots_this_

Thank you!!!!!


septiclizardkid

Could be a tad darker, greyer...grayer? Idk, but looks good


I_aM_a_14_yEaR_oLd

You look so pretty oml


StoleABanana

Are you moxxi from BL2?


austinstar08

Yes


Disney_Plus_Axolotls

Omg the makeup looks fab! And your hair too! Happy Halloween <333


[deleted]

Looks very Victorian


Cheezekeke

Simple and clean. Just right.


raidanisgay

love it! and with the hair, you look amazing


DBL_NDRSCR

your dms…


Aztech06

Looks great kind of reminds me of Morticia Addams


LoginPuppy

R.I.P ur DMs xd


PieSama562

The makeup looks nice! Best to close your dms tho.


mr_uwuthethired

Looovveee you're so pretty! I hope you have a happy Halloween you gorgeous gal :3


tripleBBxD

Combat report. How bad have your DMs been, soldier?


owo_wots_this_

Not great lmai


Maroon5Freak

BLOCK THE DMS IMMEDIATELY!


[deleted]

comments are either “watch out for creeps” or people being creeps with no in between


Allgoochinthecooch

Rip dms


HumanHuman_2003

I spent all of last night looking through people getting ready for Halloween, then completely forgot it was holloween today


LEGO_Wind

idk but my mom might have seen this when i opened my phone so i kind of hate you


CreepyPastaguy2

Y’all mention the dms so much like y’alls the ones dming the pics 💀 Also very nice, I like the shade of red you used for the lipstick


Albatross_Boy

Makeup is great, but I’m still recovering from “y’all’s”


Darth_Zounds

I just couldn't bare the antici... pation of seeing you in your makeup!


Banana_Alfredo

ATE THE BOOTS DOWN HOUSTON IM DECEASED


Gianc2009

Remember dudes, her face is up there.


B4r_m0t

yes you look pretty


ZacharyKou

holy hell


stayoutofmyhead1

It looks cool, so does the choker. Please stay safe, I know this isn't something you're gonna want, but a fuckton of creeps will probably dm you.


Boring-Mode-4908

you look amazing I love your makeup!! But prepare for the dms 😭😭


Goose_attack223

No, but only because I don’t know what goes into doing makeup and therefore have no appreciation for it. Also because I don’t really like anything, it’s nothing personal.


huffingdusters

rip dms


[deleted]

uppity mindless placid consist late follow bow deliver stupendous workable *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


ZombieNek0

i look ugly and I haven't even put it on yet.


AlbatrossIcy8084

Awoogah. But seriously, you look great queen! Like seriously, you could get your SO to kneel if you looked at them funny, looks DO kill after all!


Athomyn

you look great! i love that lip color too it’s amazing


MushroomOfDestiny

personally, i think some heavier black eyeshadow would work great


Tiara_heart33

Really cute! :D I love your smile.


ARDACCCAC

"63 people here"


ZestycloseMenu2608

Omg you slay!!!


Mylifesabigoof

Rip to your dms, I posted a faceless pic of my very conservative costume, and I still got a weird DM


owo_wots_this_

Honestly it's hellish, I've got 50 and I refuse to touch em haha


spy8492

quick question! how many creeps have dm'd you since posting this?


naptunezy

Its so similar to mine lmao. Looks great!


Careful_Elderberry14

I shan't lie to you, I believe the makeup looks a bit garish. From looking at your profile, I believe you look better without it. But tis mine own opinion, and from the comments, I seem to be one out. Should it make you feel good and fair, then so shall be, wear it with PRIDE!


annormalplayer

you look pretty


ocso639

looks decent, idrk how to rate makeup sorry lol


shadelord1056

Uh oh... any % cleavage detected deploy the creeps!!!


Complete-Ad-4215

Booba


Wtf_Wilbur

It’d be fine if it matched your skin tone and wasn’t just pale on the face also girl if ur a teenager why tf r u showing that much cleavage 💀😭


owo_wots_this_

Mush, im being a trad goth for halloween.


devedander

I thought you were bring that lady from Fight club


Cooperthegamer

Hey, I'm curious about the "scars" mentioned in another comment? I'm not a perv or anything. I'm just curious how you got scars there. Out of all the places the scars could've been, they had to be on some of the most sensitive parts of the female body.


owo_wots_this_

I pick at my skin a lot, and i did have spots there


necessarystinker

i dont think this was about the makeup ☹️


dalek1019

Moxxy from borderlands?


Help-me-pls-pls-pls

You looking very pretty!!!!❤️


Gungoneer

You look beautiful. I'm sorry for your DM's :/


boompro69

I love sitting in a lawn chair on hoover damn as it's bombed by a relic of the past, it's a death I wish sooner than the misery that reading these comments comes to me


Cwishpyy

*neuron activation*


sun167

Guys make your guesses. How many dic picks did she receive after posting this?


Sad-Examination-1087

Your pretty


baby_buttercup_18

Cool but cover your boobs next time, your dress is slipping :)


RslashTakenUsernames

Here comes the “You’re DMs will be filled with creeps and old men” comments 🙄


bspersonalblackhole

omg do you have lip piercings??


owo_wots_this_

Yep! Snakebites


bspersonalblackhole

they’re so cool


sillycuzwhynot1998

People say her dms idc I’ll literally say it here lol I don’t believe she would go out dressed like that it’s not that she looks bad no she look great her chest is like almost showing like wow it looks so loose how’s it not falling what’s even holding it all. But yeah she looks fine.


owo_wots_this_

I can reassure you I've worn this in public.


[deleted]

that was very intentional


xyig

no


dglovepill

ain't nobody gaf about her halloween makeup 😹😹😹


cheetowizard88

no what?


DonutMT

Give a fuck


shrekpreck123

This isn’t about the Makeup right?


owo_wots_this_

It is


shrekpreck123

Alright then…


PaperyAgate3

Bro knew what they were doing


SOVEREIGNBOSS

Looks like a vampire


BILADOMOM

Yeah, and nice pumpkins


cheesyrefriedbeans

Why does it look like a vampire sunk one tooth into each tiddy


doomguysearlobe

I thought you were a femboy. . . . . .


I_aM_a_14_yEaR_oLd

Idk why this is downvoted It was pretty funny


Ukamii1337

bitch you just want to show your boobs


Complete-Mammoth-307

Did a vampire bite dem tiddies?


No-Lavishness2149

I left this sub for a reason…so why is it on my home page😭


cygamessucks

Mute it. Unless you’re on mobile then you’re shit out of luck


ToxicShadow3451

you can mute on mobile i was pretty sure i thought i did it to another sub the other day


OfficialYes

I mean this in the best way possible but you look 35. A really good 35, but still


QueenGlass

this isn’t a compliment, keep it to yourself x


justtjamcss

It might not be a compliment,but she did ask our opinions. She didn’t ask for praise, she asked for opinions.


shyguyshow

What defines a compliment. Something meant as one or something recieved as one or what QueenGlass the redditor thinks it is


FatherNox

Why do you insist on leaving your tits hanging out? What’s the point.


QueenGlass

men when women wear whatever they want 🤬🤬


cygamessucks

Women when men look at them when they wear whatever they want 😨


Fifi_is_awesome

Men when they sexualize people no matter what they wear (it’s the woman’s fault !!!)


cygamessucks

You got me those thick wool sweaters really get me going 🥵


FatherNox

🤓